[sbu_large_image] Suspensions
21 January 2012 1210 comments
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The race to be the first player to climb onto the second suspension tightrope of the season is slowly starting to near conclusion, with the traditional bad boys queuing up to make the transition into balancing mode.

Readers of these pages will have seen regular mention of Blackburn’s Jason Lowe and the Chelsea captain John Terry as the recent front runners, both with eight yellow cards to their names from previous indiscretions. Last week they were joined by perennial offender and Sunderland leader Lee Cattermole and, not to be outdone – Joey Barton celebrated his return to the QPR side after suspension with his eighth yellow card in the win over bottom of the table Wigan. All four of those familiar names therefore now sit two yellow cards away from a two-match ban.

Hot on their heels with seven yellow cards though (and perhaps feeling the pressure) are Wigan’s Gary Caldwell, who despite conceding the second QPR penalty today for a foul on Heidar Helguson escaped further sanction, and Wolves’ enforcer Karl Henry, who certainly didn’t escape punishment for the back-heel he aimed at the prone Marc Albrighton’s midriff. Henry’s straight red card will see him miss the next 3 games for Wolves (LIV, qpr, WBA), and coupled with the injury to his midfield colleague Emmanuel Frimpong (on loan from Arsenal), could leave the black country club short of both of their first choice pair – the imminent return of Jamie O’Hara can’t come soon enough for Wolves. Everton’s robust Belgian, Marouane Fellaini is the final player with seven bookings, while a host of players complete the Tightrope widget with 6 yellow cards.

GAMEWEEK 23 BANS

  • Yakubu(BLA) – 1 Red for serious foul play (second of 3 matches)
  • Luis Suàrez (LIV) – FA charge (last of 8 matches)
  • Karl Henry (WOL) – 1 Red for serious foul play (first of 3 matches)

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  1. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    What a goal.

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  2. arcticjunkie1
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Buzaky?
    Kelly?

    other than that, an 8/10

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  3. Declan-
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    The state of sinclairs hair lol

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  4. Shteve
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sessy baby, im coming down your chimney tonight 😉

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  5. McDog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Good man Sess, what a finsh.

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  6. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    What a goal from sess

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    1. arcticjunkie1
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Gardner too!

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  7. jamsiep
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Siggy, Siggy, Siggy! oi, oi, oi!

    All aboard.

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  8. arcticjunkie1
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    3 BPs for Sess? 😉

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    1. Desange
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      mclean best get some bonus he looked decent too

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      1. arcticjunkie1
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I would say so

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      2. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        unfortunately that has very little to do with bonus this year

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        1. arcticjunkie1
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Goals this year for BPs

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    2. Bench pony warmer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      3 or sess n 2 for McLean boom

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      1. arcticjunkie1
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        2 for Gardner?

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  9. FF Dirtbag
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Clearly the only way to bet vorm...

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    1. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      beat**

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  10. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Martin O'Neill = magician. Where is that master tactician, Steve Bruce, these days?

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  11. The Japanager: Roberto Newm…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Corrigan, I saw your earlier post about investing in midfield....

    Problem is, the pricey midfield options are misfiring, too. Lampard Hurt, Nani is ice cold form. Walcott here and gone.....going beyond Bale Silva and Valencia is a bit of a risk at this point.

    If anything the 'midfield scrapheap' makes me want to go aguero/RVP/rooney up front.

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    1. The3rdTurd
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Rooney ain't exactly been bringing home the bacon of late.

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    2. Jafalad
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      + billions 😛

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    3. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I've got those three up front.

      Midfield of Sess, Dempsey, McClean, Valencia and Drenthe.

      Benched McClean, mind.

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  12. Call Me Old Fashioned
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Dyer + Sturridge----> Sess + 5.8M FWD. 2FTs

    Helguson
    Morison
    Keane

    Who would you pick?

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    1. Desange
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      im tempted by keane

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      1. Bench pony warmer
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Get him in without thinking about it

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        1. Call Me Old Fashioned
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          also heavily tempted by keane, morison has been on a very consistent run which i am not sure will continue

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  13. The Yak
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    WC team.....

    Krul - Mingolet
    Richards - Evans - Kelly - Shotton - Simpson
    Nani - Silva - Bale - Dempsey - Buzsaky
    RVP - Aguero - Keane

    Bank: £0.0m

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    1. The Yak
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Anyone???

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    2. mr. inconspicuous
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Can you do downgrade Nani to Valencia and upgrade Buzsaky to Sess? I would try to get Sess on, the man is on fire at the moment.

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  14. RoysCallerAnne
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Evening all. I would like to commiserate with all those who captained Gerrard, Huth, Sturridge, Torres (me 🙁 ), Walters, Mata, Baines..........I feel your pain.

    Good luck tomoro to all those who have captained RVP, Rooney, Aguero, Bale, VDV, Nani.

    Weird week, this one.

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Add Lamps to that list of failed captains 🙁

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    2. shirtless
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I need sometjong out of RVP as I'm on 4 points with 5 to play!!!

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    3. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nice one, wishing the best

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    4. kennethrhcp
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      hello my fellow torres capt 🙁 we really should have known 🙂

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  15. FF Dirtbag
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Knee Jerk: Walters -> Sess.... thinking about it considering fixtures.

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    1. steevouk
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Do it, Sess has been great for weeks and has good upcoming fixtures.

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  16. Bench pony warmer
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Take a look at guy leading weekly score. I reckon he got to pick it after matches finished.

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    1. The3rdTurd
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, those Reina and Raylor 1 pointers are definitely what you would choose if you got to pick a team after the matches.

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      1. Bench pony warmer
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Taylor was newcastles best scoring defender. Picking ruddy would have been too obvious

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      This game does strange things to your brain, as this post shows

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  17. Locarno
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Torres just got shipped out by 100,000 people in five seconds.

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    1. The Yak
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I'm not sure that many even own him.

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    2. steevouk
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I wish Torres wasn't so rubbish

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    3. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      😆 the sad thing is ; I'm considering keeping him for the Swansea game....no...no...hear me out.
      I left myself 1.5m to do Torres to Aguero and Skrtel to Kompany on my WC.

      I can do either TF this week....Skrtel equal chance of a CS vs Wolves as Kompany does Vs Everton so can leave that one til GW24.

      Toores vs Swansea away...Aguero vs Everton away....hhhmmm...

      I'm a bleedin' mentaller

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        ship out Torres, forget u did it. Slap your self around the face and say never again 😉

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        1. RoysCallerAnne
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayJCEqxTTPw

          That's me Ajay

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            For goodness' sake - just get rid, already.

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            1. RoysCallerAnne
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              14 years, 3 months ago

              Hi Doos. You're the only one on here that would use the phrase "for goodness' sake"..I love it!

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    4. shirtless
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      He's got to be off back to Spain to rebuild his career? 50ml defies belief!

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  18. yanky
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    anybody looking at suarez in 2 gwks - prob will be 9.0. Pools run would be TOTT manu EVE ARS sun

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    1. FF Dirtbag
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Never.

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    2. jamsiep
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I'm looking at him for next week. 😉

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    3. Bench pony warmer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Think you gave all the reasons not to

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    4. steevouk
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      nope

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  19. pilgrim
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I usually hate posts like this, so apologies, been out most of the day, so unsure how a good a gw this is turning out.

    Brought in Dempsey and Sess which was nice, but Gerrard (c) failed miserably. On 41, with RVP Rooney Bale and Richards to play. average/good/awesome?

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    1. The Yak
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Awesome compared to me(14 from 6)

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      1. kennethrhcp
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        12 from 8... hope you feel better

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Very good. You may come back to the pack a bit if Aguero/Silva go bananas, but that's virtually a guaranteed green arrow.

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      1. pilgrim
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        that was always the worry for this gw, in hindsight should have just brought in Silva instead of Gerrard, but holding out to bring them both in gw24

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    3. Bench pony warmer
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Many people will hate you, a lot of people didn't even get the 1 let alone 41

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    4. Shteve
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Average score was 14 so your doing very well. A lot of wildcards went wrong, mine went well tho:)

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    5. Call Me Old Fashioned
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      godly

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    6. fatherted
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      40 with same plus Jevans and Silva

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  20. Shteve
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Was that a sarcastic clap from AVB after Malouda skied that last shot?! Anyone see it?

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  21. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    £10.1 to spend on a replacement for Torres.

    Ade? But would want him straight out again
    Keane/Bent?
    😕
    Or I could do Torres and Gerrard to Dempsey and Rooney (wish I had last week)! 4pt hit

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    1. RoysCallerAnne
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Hi WD. I will be laughed out of town for this one....I have Torres...keep him for one more week

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I can't I didn't like what I saw today, he looks like he dosen't believe he'll score himself

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    2. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Um Suarez???

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  22. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Suarez' suspension is done already? wow
    In other news, im top 1000 in the country. woooo

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    1. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Tonga?

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      1. Egg noodle
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        India

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    2. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      He's banned next week

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  23. DAV087
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Thoughts on my wildcard team?

    Vorm sorenson

    kompany huth simpson santon senderos

    silva bale dempsey sess walters

    rvp aguero fletcher

    0.7 in the bank.

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  24. Give The Todd Some Love
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Any BPs for Mata or McClean? Or am I just clutching at thin air. Gerrard (C), Demsey (VC) - story of my season

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    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Story of your season? You have Dempsey in your team, be happy!

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      1. Give The Todd Some Love
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        I meant story of my season as in I have no idea what I'm doing 🙂

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      2. kennethrhcp
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        +1 i'd planned on him in on my wc (gmwk24) d fecker will probably rocket in price now

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  25. seanrior
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Just broke the top 100,000 after starting in GW2 🙂

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Good job!

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  26. keotes
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Looking at the match report, Sigurdsson is looking pretty good for Swansea.... not sure why he was taken off after 65mins...

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    1. Le Bluff
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Lack of match fitness.

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    2. Locarno
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Lack of match fitness. He'll be fine.

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      1. keotes
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Looking at stats he was massive, he had 6 shots at goals, and apparently hogged all the setplays... looks like if this continues he may be a very good option for Swansea...

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  27. McDog
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Any more news on Lampards injury?

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  28. Twelve years a slave
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    wtf gone up in rankings from 12000 to 10000

    expected to take a pasting not having Dempsey and only on 21 points

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    1. Le Bluff
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ha, same. Like me your Sunderland duo did the biz 😉

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    2. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Would have thought the same, but hey if the average is 14 points the spread of points is very small. 7 points (50%) above average is golden.

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  29. Random_Guy
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone doing worse than me? I've got 9 points from 7 players....

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  30. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Hopefully Triestina will repeat our 4-0 rout of current Lega front runners Siracusa tomorrow, away at The Nicola to gain a valuable 3 points to draw us closer to the middle pack and away from the delegation zone.

    But I guess nobody cares!

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Remind me what division this is? 😀

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      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Lega Pro Prima 🙁 we'll get back to Serie B some day!

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        1. isacki: full casual
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Trying to place that on the Italian football pyramid...

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          1. Menly
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Stop patronizing me! You and your Inter Milan grav! 🙁

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