[sbu_large_image] Preamble
3 March 2012 1165 comments
Mark Mark
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Withdrawals, niggles, air miles and frustration – it’s been a torrid week for the Premier League boss and the anguish has been passed down to us Fantasy managers.

Countless names go into the weekend as doubts – either as a result of knocks sustained on international duty, or from being excused from the midweek friendlies clutching sick-notes. Then there’s the fatigue factor, those now worn out by the in-flight hospitality – late arrivals yet to be assessed by their clubs before seeing action.

As usual, our Saturday stroll has us turn to the press boys for clarity. If anyone can shed some light and unravel the mess it’s surely those who have the ear for the tormented club managers?

We have to start with the Gareth Bale hamstring – a source of much speculation earlier the week, fuelled by an “exclusive” that stated that the Welshman had missed Gary Speed’s emotional memorial match with Costa Rica due to a grade one tear – a claim laughed off by Harry Redknapp on Friday. Both the Daily Mail and The Times jumped on the story – both now have Bale in their lineups for Sunday’s lip-smacker with United. The Bale scenario, more than any other, summed up our plight this week.

Every single one of our press sources this morning – The Independent, The Sun, The Telegraph and The Guardian included, start with Bale in their lineup. There seems little doubt he’ll line up against United – whether that will lead to profit for Fantasy managers is up for debate. Having seen the goals flow in the “big clashes” this season, Sunday’s game certainly has the talent on show to maintain the trend.

The United lineup in opposition present an interesting puzzle – logic and the pattern of previous games would suggest that Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes will feature having scored the vital goals at Norwich. The Times go with Giggs out wide with no place for Ashley Young, while the Telegraph go for both veterans – again at the expense of Young on the flank. The Mail, however, have no place for Giggs and keep Young and Nani out wide with Scholes in midfield – The Sun also opt for this configuration. There’s clearly a split amongst the press – an indecision that also applies to Rooney’s partner up front, with both Javier Hernandez and Danny Welbeck tipped to start across the papers. Given that the Mexican played his midweek match in the States, there’s every chance that Welbeck, who saw action at Wembley, will get the nod.

Shifting back to those with injury doubts hanging over them – most are in agreement that Papiss Cisse will line up for Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby on Sunday. Only the Daily Mail dare to suggest he’ll miss out – opting to select Shola Ameobi – another doubt through illness – alongside Demba Ba. Intriguingly, an article this morning quotes Pardew, indicating that Ameobi is in his thoughts. Although this quote strongly hints that Ameobi, along with Ben Arfa, will figure from the bench…

“Significantly, we’ve got good players waiting to get into this team who are in good form on the training ground. Ben Arfa, Obertan, Shola – this could be a game for the bench.”

Rinsing through the papers, it’s The Mail that are the real mavericks this weekend – in addition to the daring Amoebi claim, they stand with The Sun in suggesting that Roberto Mancini will start Edin Dzeko up front with Sergio Aguero – all the others opt for Mario Balotelli alongside the Argentine. Reports this morning of an errant night on the tiles may not work in Balotelli’s favour, although, the very same article picks out a prime quote from Mancini on Balotelli’s role for City from Friday’s press conference…

“We hope that he will play all the games to the end of the season for us.”

There’s a unanimous verdict on Stephane Sessegnon being available to Martin O’Neill at the Sports Direct Arena, despite failing to return from international duty with Benin on Friday – a report this morning reinforces the view that he’ll figure. The majority of the press also feel that Phil Bardsley will shake off a calf injury to start at right-back on Sunday – only the Guardian are as cautious as us with that one, suggesting that Matt Kilgallon will be called into the defence in the absence of Bardsley.

With Robin Van Persie and Thomas Vermaelen widely tipped for today’s early kick-off, it seems that the only injury doubt really unfancied to play his part over the weekend is Steven Gerrard. The press are split on his involvement but The Sun and The Independent both feel that Jay Spearing will be called in to fill the void left by the limping Liverpool skipper.

We shouldn’t be surprised. It seems the majority of knocks and sudden strains are tipped to clear up, just in time for the stricken stars to resume action for their clubs. Patched up and slightly jaded, us Fantasy managers should nonetheless be optimistic that their squads will turn out and shake a fist of frustration that we’ve had to endure a week of uncertainty.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dave Bauer
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    Ah, here it is!

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  2. royals forever
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    Hi Guys

    I really need you help on deciding which one of the following options to go for GW 27?

    A Dempsey and Sturridge
    B Walcott and Adebayor
    C Arteta and Yakubu

    Any help would be appreciated

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    1. elkunaguero
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      A

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    2. Coldplay
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      B

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  3. bring_on _the_fantasy
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    adam or mata for next 2 weeks?

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    1. royals forever
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      Mata

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  4. Dave Bauer
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    BUT WHAT ABOUT KELLY??

    ARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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  5. EoinM
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    SANTON OR BAE? cheers

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    1. royals forever
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      Santon

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      Santon

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  6. Sneaky Pete
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    Van the man sure for a start

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  7. Dave Bauer
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    Who do we think is more likely to start for Fulham:

    Senderos or Kelly?

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    1. jimski
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      Tough one indeed. Kelly sounds more likely than not to miss out. Whether Senderos comes in as a result is not certain.

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  8. LewanGOALski
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    how to put Liverpool player to my team?

    Al-Habsi | Bogdan
    Lescott | G.Cahill | Santon | S.Kelly | J.Evans
    Mata | Silva | Nani | Sessegnon | Pilkington
    RVP | Yakubu | Ba

    I am on the WC so there might be more than just 1 or 2 changes. Help me, please! 🙂

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  9. tbhogal
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    will balotelli play?

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  10. Dr Ennet
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    play bale or sess? 🙂 reckon there might be either no goals or a goal fest at the derby... but then again...

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    1. Golden Oldies
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      gotta be bale at home

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  11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    My absolute favourite article - thanks, Mark! Excellent as always! 🙂

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    1. Mark
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      Ta. Bit of a stretch with the little one in the morning but I love putting them together.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I bet! Looks at you in amazement: "You're never writing THAT!?!?" 🙂

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      2. jimski
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        Yes, good stuff - thanks, Mark.

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      3. brianutd-why always we? 20
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        Thats were teamwork applies with u and the good lady!

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    2. iCon
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      I'll second that

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  12. Drip Doctor
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    Kaboul or Evans first sub incase Senseros doesn't play. Leaning towards Kaboul.

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    1. Beary
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      I'm probably biased but I'd go evans just because spurs haven't beaten united since 2001

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  13. ERM...
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    Vorm
    Simpson, Kompany, Shotton
    Silva, Dempsey (vc), Siggy, Bale
    RVP, Aguero (C), Ba

    Krul, Senderos, Mclean.

    Good to go???????

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  14. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    Robin van den Class for the armband, for me, this morning! 😉

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  15. Willis.
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    keep valencia (buyed him at 8 now his 7.8) or kick him for someone worth 8 or less? i currantley hab saliva, bell, maclean and dampsey.

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  16. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    Start Caulker or Williamson? I know Newcastle are at home, but can see Sunderland scoring there. Swansea away to crappy Wigan, makes me think Caulker has more chance of getting some points.

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      I'm playing Kelly > Caulker > Santon in that order (including my bench).

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  17. jamlove
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    A BARBER by the name of Peluqueria Telo has started up a YouTube channel to promote his work, his second video showing him carve the face of Lionel Messi in to the hair of a young fella. We only know it’s Messi because “Messi” is etched above the face. Mary Hannigan Irish Times

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N9aX2w83Bfg

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  18. Gigging Order
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    I currently am starting Moses and McClean over Bale as a bit of a differential, is this madness?

    Would appreciate someone talking me out of it, if it is.

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    1. ERM...
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      spose you could call it a differential, i would call it madness

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  19. sachmo
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    Who should I replace Valencia with? Have about 8m to spend, and already have Dempsey, Bale and McLean and Silva...

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  20. Water_Pink
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    bale> nani or walters > sess?

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    1. Drip Doctor
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      Neither

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  21. JoeySamSam
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    What midfielder should I get for up to 10.5m? Other mids: Bale, Dempsey, Siggy, McClean

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  22. UnitednationsXI
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    14 years, 2 months ago

    Advise needed badly:

    Kenny
    Richards evans kelly
    bale silva dempsey moses
    rvp rooney sturridge

    bench: Given santon mclean caulker

    1) Not sure which keeper to start, kenny or given?
    2) I think Kelly wont start so who has a better chance for a clean sheet, santon or caulker?
    3) who should i make captain
    4) I havnt used my FT for this week, does that seem like a right decision?

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    1. elkunaguero
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      I'd play Santon instead of Evans or Kelly (not fit)
      Silva captain
      keep transfers for DGW

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    2. Gunn Burn Mee Hause
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      ...same keepers, gone for Given.

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  23. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    Is senderos likely to start or will Hughes play instead?

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  24. Animals & Scandals
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    Kelly -> Senderos, Shotton or Caulker?

    Senderos, right?

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  25. drughi
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    i'm not doing any transfers this week as i want 2 free next week but some issues though how to play my defence.

    1. vorm and simpson
    2. krul and simpson
    3. vorm and enrique
    4. krul and enrique

    got kelly and richards as my other 2 defenders. What would you suggest is the best option ?

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  26. Gunn Burn Mee Hause
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    Should I start Sess or Moses?

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  27. Art Vandelay
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    I am playing catch up and am looking for a replacement forSturridge. Pog or Yak please?

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    1. jimski
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      I'd go Yak,. because he's more proven. Both decent shouts though. Similarly good fixtures which both start to toughen at the same time.

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      1. Art Vandelay
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        Cheers.

        I think the fact that I have Dempsey is pushing me towards Mr Yak.

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  28. Damo.
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    Really hoping this Duncan Jenkins dude pops up with LFC team news in the next hr.

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  29. bring_on _the_fantasy
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    Anyone tempted by dempsey as (c)?

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    1. Gunn Burn Mee Hause
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      Not playing at the front right now, 2 strikers ahead of him. Will still probably score mind.

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      Read the captains poll, Home Page.

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  30. SuperMario
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    is Sorenson set to be benched again this week after Begovic getting a clean sheet last week??

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    1. Twisted Saltergater
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      Probably. I'm starting him, with Given as backup.

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