[sbu_large_image] Preamble
3 March 2012 1165 comments
Mark Mark
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Withdrawals, niggles, air miles and frustration – it’s been a torrid week for the Premier League boss and the anguish has been passed down to us Fantasy managers.

Countless names go into the weekend as doubts – either as a result of knocks sustained on international duty, or from being excused from the midweek friendlies clutching sick-notes. Then there’s the fatigue factor, those now worn out by the in-flight hospitality – late arrivals yet to be assessed by their clubs before seeing action.

As usual, our Saturday stroll has us turn to the press boys for clarity. If anyone can shed some light and unravel the mess it’s surely those who have the ear for the tormented club managers?

We have to start with the Gareth Bale hamstring – a source of much speculation earlier the week, fuelled by an β€œexclusive” that stated that the Welshman had missed Gary Speed’s emotional memorial match with Costa Rica due to a grade one tear – a claim laughed off by Harry Redknapp on Friday. Both the Daily Mail and The Times jumped on the story – both now have Bale in their lineups for Sunday’s lip-smacker with United. The Bale scenario, more than any other, summed up our plight this week.

Every single one of our press sources this morning – The Independent, The Sun, The Telegraph and The Guardian included, start with Bale in their lineup. There seems little doubt he’ll line up against United – whether that will lead to profit for Fantasy managers is up for debate. Having seen the goals flow in the β€œbig clashes” this season, Sunday’s game certainly has the talent on show to maintain the trend.

The United lineup in opposition present an interesting puzzle – logic and the pattern of previous games would suggest that Ryan Giggs and Paul Scholes will feature having scored the vital goals at Norwich. The Times go with Giggs out wide with no place for Ashley Young, while the Telegraph go for both veterans – again at the expense of Young on the flank. The Mail, however, have no place for Giggs and keep Young and Nani out wide with Scholes in midfield – The Sun also opt for this configuration. There’s clearly a split amongst the press – an indecision that also applies to Rooney’s partner up front, with both Javier Hernandez and Danny Welbeck tipped to start across the papers. Given that the Mexican played his midweek match in the States, there’s every chance that Welbeck, who saw action at Wembley, will get the nod.

Shifting back to those with injury doubts hanging over them – most are in agreement that Papiss Cisse will line up for Newcastle in the Tyne-Wear derby on Sunday. Only the Daily Mail dare to suggest he’ll miss out – opting to select Shola Ameobi – another doubt through illness – alongside Demba Ba. Intriguingly, an article this morning quotes Pardew, indicating that Ameobi is in his thoughts. Although this quote strongly hints that Ameobi, along with Ben Arfa, will figure from the bench…

“Significantly, we’ve got good players waiting to get into this team who are in good form on the training ground. Ben Arfa, Obertan, Shola – this could be a game for the bench.”

Rinsing through the papers, it’s The Mail that are the real mavericks this weekend – in addition to the daring Amoebi claim, they stand with The Sun in suggesting that Roberto Mancini will start Edin Dzeko up front with Sergio Aguero – all the others opt for Mario Balotelli alongside the Argentine. Reports this morning of an errant night on the tiles may not work in Balotelli’s favour, although, the very same article picks out a prime quote from Mancini on Balotelli’s role for City from Friday’s press conference…

“We hope that he will play all the games to the end of the season for us.”

There’s a unanimous verdict on Stephane Sessegnon being available to Martin O’Neill at the Sports Direct Arena, despite failing to return from international duty with Benin on Friday – a report this morning reinforces the view that he’ll figure. The majority of the press also feel that Phil Bardsley will shake off a calf injury to start at right-back on Sunday – only the Guardian are as cautious as us with that one, suggesting that Matt Kilgallon will be called into the defence in the absence of Bardsley.

With Robin Van Persie and Thomas Vermaelen widely tipped for today’s early kick-off, it seems that the only injury doubt really unfancied to play his part over the weekend is Steven Gerrard. The press are split on his involvement but The Sun and The Independent both feel that Jay Spearing will be called in to fill the void left by the limping Liverpool skipper.

We shouldn’t be surprised. It seems the majority of knocks and sudden strains are tipped to clear up, just in time for the stricken stars to resume action for their clubs. Patched up and slightly jaded, us Fantasy managers should nonetheless be optimistic that their squads will turn out and shake a fist of frustration that we’ve had to endure a week of uncertainty.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Arse Craic
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    My transfer for next week:
    Valencia ➑ Mr. Miyaichi πŸ˜€

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Konnichiwa!

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  2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Reina, Kelly, Enrique, Skrtel, Carra, Spearing, Adam, Henderson, Downing, Kuyt, Suarez.

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  3. Sarnab
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    Liverpool FC ‏ @LFC Reply Retweet Favorite · Open
    #LFC confirmed: Reina, Kelly, Enrique, Skrtel, Carra, Spearing, Adam, Henderson, Downing, Kuyt, Suarez.

    Confirmed.. A finger to those who said it was fake..

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    1. Djerbil
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      +1

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    2. HappyAnkit
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      I said it. πŸ™
      Meant to be unofficial not fake.

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      1. Sarnab
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        Its ok..Not only u.

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  4. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    CMON FPL I wanna see what transfer my rival made this week.

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  5. Elniñorules
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    #LFC subs Doni, Bellamy, Shelvey, Coates, Flanagan, Maxi, Carroll.

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    1. CatMac
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      I wish they would start playing Maxi more πŸ™

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      1. HappyAnkit
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        +7

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      2. Willis.
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        -0

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        1. HappyAnkit
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          😯 -0 ❓

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  6. HappyAnkit
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    #LFC confirmed: Reina, Kelly, Enrique, Skrtel, Carra, Spearing, Adam, Henderson, Downing, Kuyt, Suarez.

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    1. Damo.
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      Yes this was said already.

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  7. Arse Craic
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    LIVERPOOL: Reina, Kelly, Enrique, Skrtel, Carra, Spearing, Adam, Henderson, Downing, Kuyt, Suarez.

    SUBS: TBC

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    1. Arse Craic
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      This is next weeks team.

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  8. Elniñorules
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    Van Persie starts for #Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Gibbs, Vermaelen, Koscielny, Arteta, Song, Walcott, Rosicky, Benayoun, Van Persie #LFC #AFC

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    1. Elniñorules
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      Subs: Diaby, Oxlade-Chamberlain, Fabianski, Jenkinson, Gervinho, Chamakh, Miquel.

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    2. Cheggers
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      Benayoun and Rosicky? Liverpool to win this one

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Same as last week mate.

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      2. The Finnisher
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        You didn't watch the Spurs game? πŸ™„

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        1. Cheggers
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          Whats the spurs game got to do with anything?

          I think Liverpools full backs are too solid for them two (full backs are the guys that play on the right and left side of the defence by the way)

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          1. The Finnisher
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            Well it's a good thing Rosicky doesn't play on the wing then, isn't it?

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          2. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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            what a knob.

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            1. Cheggers
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              i think liverpool will win. Sorry

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              1. GreenWindmill
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                No need to apologise for that, I think people were taking issue with your tone and you playing fast and loose with the facts πŸ˜‰

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          3. Manamongst
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            You´re kidding right...

            Dear god I hope they don´t start Kuyt and Maxi.

            Fullbacks?...LOL...

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          4. GreennRed
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            Jobknockey

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        2. Caine & Co.
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          +1 great lineup

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      3. Djerbil
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        Go and RIP

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      4. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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        I'm surprised Wenger hasn't being starting Benayuon more since they lack creativity...

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    3. The Finnisher
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      What? But Wenger said Vermaelen, Rosicky and Van Persie all had problems? I'm shocked.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        Wenger = The New Fergie πŸ˜‰

        Bet all these managers have their own FPL mini-league.

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      2. Crouch Potato!
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        The do all have problems, they play for Arsenal!

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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          yeah, 4th in the league is a real disgrace...

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          1. Crouch Potato!
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            It was a joke, please don't hate me.

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            1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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              if I knew how to do the angry face i would! πŸ˜‰ let me try! :angry:

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              1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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                nope... not that

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              2. Crouch Potato!
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                That very good you should give acting a shot.

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                1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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                  thats what my mom said too!

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              3. GreenWindmill
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                : evil : πŸ‘Ώ

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              4. GreenWindmill
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                Or maybe : mad : 😑 ?

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                1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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                  yes, mad is the one I was after! thanks! πŸ™‚

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                  1. GreenWindmill
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                    You're welcome πŸ™‚

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    4. @FuzzyWarbles
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      VERMINATOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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        still not getting a clean sheet! πŸ˜‰

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  9. HappyAnkit
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    Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Song, Rosicky, Walcott, Van Persie, Benayoun.

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  10. Sarnab
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    Hey guys was I fake??

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    1. HappyAnkit
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      No πŸ™

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    2. @FuzzyWarbles
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      something ive only heard asked at the end of a gangbang

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      1. Arse Craic
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        on tv?

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  11. Willis.
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    BREAKING NEWS: Van Persie has a man pursey!

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    1. Djerbil
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      -64

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  12. DGno9
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    looks like Arsenal might be unchanged from us smashing the spuds 5-2...

    Szczesny, Sagna, Gibbs, Vermaelen, Koscielny, Arteta, Song, Walcott, Rosicky, Benayoun, Van Persie

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    1. Arse Craic
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      Arsenal mashed them Spuds well.

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      1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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        it was beautiful... although I missed a bunch of the second half having sex with my wife...

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        1. Arse Craic
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          Disgusting. I would've watched the game at the same time.

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          1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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            I was trying, but she was on top! to be fair we both climaxed as the 5th goal went in! πŸ˜†

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          2. DGno9
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            sex at the time as your watching Arsenal...lol...well after we smashed the spuds i reckon it would of made the sex that extra bit better lol...

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          3. Arse Craic
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            Come on the Arse! πŸ˜‰

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            1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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              LOL!

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  13. Sarnab
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    All posting the same lineups now..And telling me fake minute before.

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    1. Manamongst
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      You're as real as they come!!

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  14. Viper
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    Confirmed by Arsenal..

    Arsenal: Szczesny, Sagna, Koscielny, Vermaelen, Gibbs, Arteta, Song, Rosicky, Walcott, Van Persie, Benayoun.

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  15. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    RVP starts....that is all

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    1. RoysCallerAnne
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      yay...go Robin.....oh wait
      2 consolation goals for RVP when LFC are 4-0 up....ah, that's better.

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  16. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    My team for GW 27:
    Vorm
    Komps-Richards-Kelly
    Dempsey(C)-Silva(VC)-Sigurdsson-Sess
    Agbonlahor-RVP-Ba

    Bench:Krul-BALE!-Caulker-Santon

    My last minute decision was Valencia>Siggy for a 4 pt hit, and then benched BALE for him!!!!

    Siggy, you RAISE ME UP , so I can stand on the top of the mountains!

    Will WC for GW 28, so can clean up after my team. πŸ˜›

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  17. Parm
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    Gouck to all those in Europe this week(Except Jack(off)Attack)

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    1. The Finnisher
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      Haha, I have pretty much conceded victory, our teams are similar and you have the home advantage πŸ™

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  18. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    hmm nervous about this week, dont want another red to make 3 in a row

    shwarzer
    komps-enrique-raylor
    demps-bale-silva-siggy
    rvp-ba(C)-zamora

    please footballing gods let me have a good week

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  19. HappyAnkit
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    How many of you Captained-
    A. Aguero
    B. Ba
    C. Clint Dempsey
    D. Pogrebnyak
    E. RVP
    F. Rooney
    G. Silva

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      C

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      A with C vc

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      1. Gr3g
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        H. Yak

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    3. HappyAnkit
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      A

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    4. Spike ⚽️
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      B because he said he was going to get 3 agst Sunderland

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    5. kraftwerker
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      C.

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    6. Mak_Gold
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        C with A (V).

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      • Josh
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        G

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      • Screaming Midget
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        A and G

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      • Crouch Potato!
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        I captained Caldwell'

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      • Piggs Boson
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        F

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      • GreennRed
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        O. Demwing

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    7. In Like Flynn.
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      Of course you know the second I get rid of Oxbridge-Chamberpot he'll get a hatrick.

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      1. CatMac
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        It's called Sod's Law ILF πŸ™‚

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        1. In Like Flynn.
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          Hi Catmac, good luck this week.

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    8. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      game updated

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        Cheers

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    9. mufc802
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      LOL Frimpong soft with the ladies and hard with the men.

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        πŸ˜†

        Hilarious.

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      2. Josh
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        so good

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      3. Somalion
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        Still laughing at it πŸ˜€

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      4. DLL18
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        'Cocked up' a bit didn't he, or rather didn't. There's a joke there somewhere I'm sure. πŸ˜‰

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    10. CABAYE4
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      Woke up to the excellent news of Krul and Coloccini signing new long term contracts! Now I know contracts mean nothing these days, but still excellent news for us Toon fans.

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      1. Spike ⚽️
        • 14 Years
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        and the heartbeat of your defence IMO

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      2. GreenWindmill
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        +4 +5 πŸ˜€

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    11. Smurf
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      G.Johnson not even on bench, looks like its more than just an international injury, and I brought him in this week πŸ™

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      1. Damo.
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        +1. Literally a minute later the line up came out. πŸ™‚

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    12. Sarnab
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      FPL ready..All updated.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        OoooooH that was quick.

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      1. O Fenomeno
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        LOL

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    13. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Aggghhh I HATE my ml rival. Fletcher out, Yak in. Wrecks my transfer plans of bringing Yak in, would leave us the same strike force.

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      1. MJ6987
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        Don't worry what others have got - just always pick what you think is the best squad. Best advice you'll ever get on here.

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        1. Brian (Not the Messiah)
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          +top 1000

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      2. OneTwo
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        Go w Odemwingie instead.

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    14. In Like Flynn.
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      Damn! What time is the metro deadline?

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Don't worry it's gone. Another week's transfers disappear.

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    15. Caine & Co.
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      wuhuu, minileague leader captained kolarov. at least i hope it's a 'wuhuu'

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      1. GreenWindmill
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        I'd be terrified in your position!

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    16. super zlatan
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      Dear Sergio(c)

      Please feel free to go mental today

      Lots of love

      Zlatan

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      1. Spike ⚽️
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        Just looked at your team. Almost identical to mine !!

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        1. super zlatan
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          Hopefully we will do well this gw. πŸ˜‰

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      2. Josh
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        5 points in it now fella. I'm catching you this week...

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