[sbu_large_image] Preamble
31 March 2012 2135 comments
Mark Mark
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You know how it is. You’re a multi-millionaire footballer, paid six figures a week to do magic things with your feet. So, when you get one trapped whilst playing on a child’s bike, you naturally decide to treat the unfortunate scrape with that spray you got from Boots. Okay, so the foot is burning and starting to look like bubble wrap but I’m sure if we just keep on spraying, everything will be fine.

We’ve all been there. Surely it’s a bit harsh to brandish such an act as “stupid”. Come on Roberto, you’ll be saying you don’t trust Mario Balotelli next.

Take some deep breaths. You need a nice walk to calm you down. Enjoy a pleasant stroll with us Fantasy managers while we pick the bones out of the morning’s predicted lineups…

Not surprisingly, Sergio and his chemically cindered foot are missing from this morning’s speculative starting lineups. Indeed, it’s arguably Roberto Mancini’s solution to Aguero’s antics and his misguided Mario that’s the most interesting item on the agenda in a Gameweek that otherwise, seems pretty cut and dry.

We’re half expecting Mancini to turn to Carlos Tevez to plug the gap and help revive the dozing City title challenge. With Sunderland at the Etihad, Mancini will surely be expecting to have to break down a well-drilled resistance from a Martin O’Neill 4-5-1 which will look to strangle the weaving of David Silva and Samir Nasri and outmuscle the raids of Yaya Toure.

The Ivorian could be the key figure – hence Toure’s inclusion in this week’s Scout Picks. Mancini may be forced into a 4-5-1 if he’s reluctant to throw Balotelli in the mix again. Toure will likely be the attacking force from midfield charged with supporting lone striker Edin Dzeko if that does prove to be the case.

However, the press, in the majority, go with a pairing of Dzeko and Balotelli – only the Independent and the Times are brave enough to predict that the City boss will put faith in a 4-5-1, leaving both Balotelli and Tevez benched. The Argentine fails to get a look-in across the board this morning, with the press boys showing understandable caution on his chances of earning a first start following his return to the fold.

Our predicted lineup goes along with that view but the introduction of Tevez for either Dzeko or Balotelli looks highly likely, particularly if the Black Cat’s resistance proves resolute. Tevez can do damage in twenty minutes – and with Aguero and Baltotelli causing a frown to scrawl across the distinguished brow, the script is written for Carlos to bring the smile back to the face of Mancini.

Elsewhere, we look pretty settled. Some holding the talents of Ashley Young will be nervous come Monday night’s United teamsheet, but we’d expect to see his name along with Antonio Valencia’s, on Sir Alex’s latest lineup. Off this morning’s papers, only the Telegraph dare suggest that Danny Welbeck will be shifted left with Young left twiddling on the Ewood timber.

Concerns are few and far between for most, then – a rarity. My only dilemma is arguably a good one to have – do I bench Ryo Miyaichi or opt for Gylfi Sigurdsson at the Lane. My head says that Sigurdsson has it in him to punish a benching, although having lost every home game in 2012, Ryo is surely in line to torment the Wovles defence. The luxury of two decent budget buys vying for the last spot in the side – it’s a pain in the neck. Maybe that spray under the sink will help?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Locarno
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Captaincy dilemma:

    RVP = sheep
    Bale = risky
    Dempsey = not quite as risky
    Jelavic = f*cking insane

    Jelavic it is...

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    1. TheRealMcCoy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It seems you've been hovering over Jelavic the past couple of days...go for it!!! Could be genius (or not)

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      1. Locarno
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I've got a 26-point lead in my money league. Jelavic (2x2) versus Rooney (2x15) and that's gone.

        I've got 20 minutes to ponder it.

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    2. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Good Luck With that.

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    3. thepangkot
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      go for asley young 😀

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    4. vanbix
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      just captained Jelavic myself.....dont know why

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    5. Rats Ass
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      The reason sheep flock together is cos there's safety in a crowd. There's more to lose by not going RvP than there is to gain. Baaaah!

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      1. maglia rosa
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        😆 😆

        baaah indeed

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      2. Mr Smith
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        This is the reason i pulled 4 pts from my captain last week, too risky to bet against though so i'm all in again

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  2. Triple J
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Who to captain? RVP or Dempsey. Can't decide...

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    1. MITRO'S ON FIRE
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      RVP over Dempsey all day

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    2. thepangkot
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      demsey 😀

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  3. unoaime
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Join Sky Bet today and benefit from an excellent online betting service and a £10 free bet with no deposit required!

    Just sign up and you will get a £10 free bet!

    Is it as good as it sounds?

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    1. MITRO'S ON FIRE
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      yes as long as you dont keep betting (losing money)

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      1. unoaime
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I just wanna go on there, do a £10 bet, if i win collect my winnings then never log in again.

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  4. Ponduskongen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Quick question, should i do a transfer or should i just leave it as it is...?

    Schwarzer
    Assou-Ekotto, Jose Enrique, Evans J
    Sigurdsson, Miyaichi, Bale, Valencia, Walcott
    Rooney (VC), Van Persie (C)
    Subs: Bogdan, McAuley, Caulker, Holt

    Thanks in advance for your feedback.

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  5. Dale Cooper
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    What you reckon, is it worth doing Skrtel -> Vermaelen on a FT? He's playing against Wigan in GW34, while - as we all know - Liverpool's game was rescheduled. I don't think I'd like to have 2 LIV defenders for DGW anyway.

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    1. HappyAnkit
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Yep.

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'm doing it next GW

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      1. Dale Cooper
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Do you fancy Skrtel to score against 'Coloccini-less' Newcastle? 🙂

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    3. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'm doing it GW33.

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  6. HappyAnkit
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Play One from these-
    Shotton, McClean & Skrtel..

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    1. My name is an echo
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      McClean as per my comment below. I have skrtel too and fancy Pool but they are so shit and unpredictable

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      1. HappyAnkit
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        I think I would play Shotton.
        Suggest Bench Order-Surman, McClean or Skrtel.

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        1. gad
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          why would you play shotton? he won't start

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      why not skrtel?

      hE'S DUE A cs

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  7. My name is an echo
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    hmm, I really dont fancy City today and now with no Aguero. I dont rate Dzeko and Silva is off the boil. maybe Migs is a better shout than Vorn?

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    1. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I still think they can score, but it could be a much tighter game than we were expecting.

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    2. Manani
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      city got 100% win rate at home

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  8. tristanabc
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Vorm
    Vermaelen Cahill Kaboul Evans
    Bale Valencia Dempsey
    RVP Rooney Adebayor

    Bench: Sigurddson McClean Simpson

    Right team to put out?

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  9. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    take suarez out for any striker who isn't rooney or rvp

    what would you do?

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    1. My name is an echo
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Leave Suarez in. Poor NEW defence today

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    2. udit
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Aguero.

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      1. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        what have you done with your transfer udit?

        who you captaining?

        so difficult!

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        1. udit
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Okay I'm putting my cards on the table so I suggest you do the same, I've got in Al habsi for Reina and am captaining him 😉
          I've done Reina->Begovic and am captaining Dempsey what about you?

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    3. COMH
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      For today or long term?

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      1. COMH
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Ade for both in fact but Suarez will score today so leave him in.

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      2. udit
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Aguero is the man for this week trust me Disparate dan PLEASEEE

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        1. HappyAnkit
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          LOL.

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        2. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          i think you'll beat me you know

          you have the home advantage and our teams are too similar

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          1. udit
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            Now that you mention it could you take a 32 point hit just to make sure?

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      3. disparate dan - a reasonabl…
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        until i wc for the last 3 gameweeks

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    4. MITRO'S ON FIRE
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Adebayor

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    5. Solenya
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      There is no doubt that suarez is making all the efforts to get himself out of my team but a bit of calm thinking and I find that at this point in time there is no one whose consistency I trust and his fixtures aren't that bad either,so atleast one more poor effort from him before he is out.

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  10. Mak_Gold
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Lost at the end of the last post:

    Who would you start out of Kelly and Shotton? I’m thinking Shotton ‘coz Stoke have better odds of a cleanie and even if Shotton is benched he never comes on, so Kelly can come off the bench.

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    1. TheRealMcCoy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Always nice when you commit to a defender who either starts or doesn't come on at all for an awful 1 pointer!

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      1. Mak_Gold
        14 years, 4 months ago

        So Shotton? 😉

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  11. Dynamic
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Ba -> Adebayor for a 4 point hit?

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  12. Jugsy
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    A or B

    A)

    Vorm

    Enrique BAE J Evans Kelly

    Walcott Valencia Bale

    Rooney Van Persie(c) Cisse

    B)

    Vorm

    Enrqiue BAE J Evans Kelly

    Silva Bale Valencia

    Rooney Van Persie (c) Cisse

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  13. Blue Moon Rising
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    What should I do with this shower?

    Vorm I Bogdan

    Enrique I Skrtel I Kelly (ful) I Santon I Simpson

    Bale I Siggy I Walcott I Dempsey I Dyer

    RVP I Aguero I Ba

    1 transfer 2.5 million in the bank.

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    1. Blue Moon Rising
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Is aguero the most important player to get rid of?

      if so who for?

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      1. kraftwerker
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Rooney, surely? Or does that not fit with your principles 😉

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      2. Dale Cooper
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Definitely Rooney... Wait, no United players in your team, so I believe that's the policy? 🙂

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      3. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Ageruo>Rooney no doubt.

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        1. Dale Cooper
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Yep, and if there's anit-united policy, than I'd go for Adebayor.

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          1. Blue Moon Rising
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            You guessed right folks, I'm really tempted every team should have Rooney , Valencia and Evans. But it's principle over points for me.

            Cheers for the Ade suggestion he seems a fair bet but he's blanked 4 games in a row but to be honest what other option do I have?

            Should I sit on Ageuro?

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Kun to Rooney

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  14. Sir_Durs8
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Is Ba -> Jelavic worth a 4pt hit?

    Krul (Vorm)
    Senderos – Evans – Baines (Caulker, Simpson)
    Bale – Dempsey – Siggy – Young (McClean)
    Ba – RVP(c) – Rooney (vc)

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    1. meechamspowders
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      No way.

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  15. Pratik
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Siggy or Miyachi - whom to sub?

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Ryo

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      1. Pratik
        • 17 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        You sure? It's Ryo against Wolves vs Siggy against Tottenham. Can't see siggy doing that well this gw.

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        1. super zlatan
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Siggy is quality. Wolves match will be tight IMO.

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  16. meechamspowders
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Demba Ba captain lads, you won't be disappointed. Trust me.

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    1. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I won't be... 😉 lol

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      1. meechamspowders
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        lol. I ain't really, haven't got the minerals!

        praying that fulham draw a blank today and everything will be fine. did you captain demps? I played it safe and went RVP.

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    2. Caine & Co.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Never again. I captained him in three great home games, result: 2,-1,2. I still think he's good and will keep him in my team but not a captain choice anymore.

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  17. For Fuchs Sake
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    McLean or Moses?

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  18. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Team for gw31

    Schwarzer
    Baines. Verm. Evans
    Demps. Bale. Valencia. Siggy
    Rvp(c). Rooney. Suarez

    Look ok?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Stop bragging Zlatan 😉

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      1. super zlatan
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        :-).

        Cue. 30 points this week

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        1. super zlatan
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Hope not though.

          *touch wood

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        2. Optimus.
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          rvp (c) will get 30 alone hopefully

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  19. Mr Smith
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    I'm logging off, too many temptations to make last minute changes and it'll surely cost in the end!

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      + tons. Lol. Resist temptation.

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  20. vanbix
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    captained Jelavic myself.....

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  21. Scratch
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    What order would you make this bench?

    Kelly, Simpson, McClean (playing Schwarzer)

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    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Simpson, McClean, Kelly

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      It seems right

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    3. Mull
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      McLean

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  22. Viper
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Team i'm going with..

    Sorensen
    Verm Baines Evans BAE
    Bale Valencia Dempsey (vc)
    RVP (c) Rooney Crouch

    Vorm, Siggy, Kelly, McClean

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    1. My name is an echo
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      you know you want to change it to Demps. You know you will as well

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      1. Viper
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Very tempted but i'm just not ready to put my faith in Fulham in a mid table clash!

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    2. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Good team. Not fancy playing siggy?

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      1. Viper
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Instead of who though? I'm kind of gambling on the Spurs cleanie!

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        1. super zlatan
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          I suppose it's either crouch or ekotto u would have to bench. I do fancy swans to score. But on paper u have your team set up correct.

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    3. fatherted
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Like your Sorenson over Vorm.......lust like me.

      Our thoughts are the 0.0000001 chance of Tommy S playing is possibly better than Vorm today

      Lol

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  23. CRAZY TRAIN
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Which keeper to play?

    1) Reina
    2) Krul

    It currently with Krul (home advantage) but I could be swayed...

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    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Krul.

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  24. In Like Flynn.
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    I'm currently playing Siggy with Simpson 1st sub, McClean and McAuley 2nd and 3rd. Does it seem about right to you?

    I also have Kompany playing

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    1. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Always prefer to have a non-defender as first sub

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      1. In Like Flynn.
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        Thanks Jimmers, I'll go back and think again. 🙂

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  25. COMH
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Anyone contemplating a last minute (c) change or sticking with your initial choice?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I try not to do last minute changes. I close down my FPL tab early.

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Sticking.

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    3. maglia rosa
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      dempsey all week then persie, rooney this morning now back on persie 😡

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    4. CRAZY TRAIN
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Sticking with RVP. Playing safe me.....

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    5. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      have been swapping about like a cheap whore all week. In the end I decided that, if doubt, captain RvP, so that is what I will do.

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  26. gers23
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    holt to pog/jela for a 4 point hit?

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  27. Epic Fail
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    For the first time ever, fantasy cup games have had a bearing on my opponents in cups and what not.

    I'm though in the Europa and I'm playing crap teams in my mini league head to heads where I'm 'guaranteed' to win. So all those points hits I was planning over the next few weeks I think I'll just get done now while it wont affect anything other than this weeks score.

    I'm sure you all wanted to know that. Thanks for reading.

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    1. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      thanks for posting 😉

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  28. pjomara
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Trying to decide between getting in Kaboul or Friedel for the rest of the season.
    Will be playing Vorm or Santon otherwise.
    Which should I go for?

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  29. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Plz RMT - I have 1 FT transfer + 0.3 in bank (BTW cannot get Verm in)

    Friedel
    Evans, Skrtel, Simps, BAE
    Mata, Valencia, Siggy, Dempsey
    Rooney, RVP

    Vorm - Enrique, Graham, McClean

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  30. backflipbedlem
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    krul or vorm

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    1. CRAZY TRAIN
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      I'd go Krul between those two.

      Who would you chose between Krul & Reina?

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      1. ruud gullit sitting on a sh…
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 4 months ago

        krul

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        1. CRAZY TRAIN
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 4 months ago

          Cheers

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