[sbu_large_image] Preamble
31 March 2012 2135 comments
Mark Mark
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You know how it is. You’re a multi-millionaire footballer, paid six figures a week to do magic things with your feet. So, when you get one trapped whilst playing on a child’s bike, you naturally decide to treat the unfortunate scrape with that spray you got from Boots. Okay, so the foot is burning and starting to look like bubble wrap but I’m sure if we just keep on spraying, everything will be fine.

We’ve all been there. Surely it’s a bit harsh to brandish such an act as “stupid”. Come on Roberto, you’ll be saying you don’t trust Mario Balotelli next.

Take some deep breaths. You need a nice walk to calm you down. Enjoy a pleasant stroll with us Fantasy managers while we pick the bones out of the morning’s predicted lineups…

Not surprisingly, Sergio and his chemically cindered foot are missing from this morning’s speculative starting lineups. Indeed, it’s arguably Roberto Mancini’s solution to Aguero’s antics and his misguided Mario that’s the most interesting item on the agenda in a Gameweek that otherwise, seems pretty cut and dry.

We’re half expecting Mancini to turn to Carlos Tevez to plug the gap and help revive the dozing City title challenge. With Sunderland at the Etihad, Mancini will surely be expecting to have to break down a well-drilled resistance from a Martin O’Neill 4-5-1 which will look to strangle the weaving of David Silva and Samir Nasri and outmuscle the raids of Yaya Toure.

The Ivorian could be the key figure – hence Toure’s inclusion in this week’s Scout Picks. Mancini may be forced into a 4-5-1 if he’s reluctant to throw Balotelli in the mix again. Toure will likely be the attacking force from midfield charged with supporting lone striker Edin Dzeko if that does prove to be the case.

However, the press, in the majority, go with a pairing of Dzeko and Balotelli – only the Independent and the Times are brave enough to predict that the City boss will put faith in a 4-5-1, leaving both Balotelli and Tevez benched. The Argentine fails to get a look-in across the board this morning, with the press boys showing understandable caution on his chances of earning a first start following his return to the fold.

Our predicted lineup goes along with that view but the introduction of Tevez for either Dzeko or Balotelli looks highly likely, particularly if the Black Cat’s resistance proves resolute. Tevez can do damage in twenty minutes – and with Aguero and Baltotelli causing a frown to scrawl across the distinguished brow, the script is written for Carlos to bring the smile back to the face of Mancini.

Elsewhere, we look pretty settled. Some holding the talents of Ashley Young will be nervous come Monday night’s United teamsheet, but we’d expect to see his name along with Antonio Valencia’s, on Sir Alex’s latest lineup. Off this morning’s papers, only the Telegraph dare suggest that Danny Welbeck will be shifted left with Young left twiddling on the Ewood timber.

Concerns are few and far between for most, then – a rarity. My only dilemma is arguably a good one to have – do I bench Ryo Miyaichi or opt for Gylfi Sigurdsson at the Lane. My head says that Sigurdsson has it in him to punish a benching, although having lost every home game in 2012, Ryo is surely in line to torment the Wovles defence. The luxury of two decent budget buys vying for the last spot in the side – it’s a pain in the neck. Maybe that spray under the sink will help?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. epj448
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    anyone havin problems loggin in? every time i click login, it asks me to register

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    1. Epic Fail
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      It's fine for me. Clear your cookies.

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    2. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      Are u registered?

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  2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    Okay, my team for GW31..

    Krul

    Simpson, Cahill, Evans, Kompany

    Valencia, Bale, Silva

    Jelavic, Rooney(vc), RvP(c)

    (Vorm, McClean, Enrique, Pilkington)

    Is this the best choice from the players I have? How does 4-3-3 usually do? I'm used to playing 3-4-3..

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    1. unoaime
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      I'd play Enrique a head of Simpson 'cause you've got Krul.

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    2. Mak_Gold
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      I'm sorry, what's your question? :)))

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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        😆 😆 😆

        I knew I wasn't the only one who got distracted!

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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          Haha I thought it'd be better for everyone to have a pleasing avatar rather than the generic footballer one. Kudos to yours -- Garth Marenghi's Darkplace is awesome to the maximum! I think I've complimented you before on that though 😉

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      2. Epic Fail
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        😀

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    3. big oak
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      u do have big faith in newcastle getting the CS against pool
      id bench simpson and play mclean

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        Ahh but there is a damn good chance that Kompany will be playing, and I'm not keen on the idea of playing players that conflict with my defence and attack, if you see my reasoning 🙂

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  3. big oak
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    going into this gw with 1 player at home:
    the out-of-form gareth bale
    even my behc only has hanley at home....... to manu

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  4. My name is an echo
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    just changed my keeper to Migs. This is a massive game for City and they are missing too many players and losing it under the pressure

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    1. big oak
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      they will just have enough at home to get the 3pts

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  5. HappyAnkit
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    Suggest Bench Order-Surman, McClean or Skrtel..

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    1. Manani
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      skrtel mcclean surman (in that order)

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  6. Tim
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    Who's going for who as captain???

    RVP or Roon??

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      1. Tim
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        There arn't any polish in there...

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      2. Epic Fail
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        Common sense isn't allowed on here.

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      3. Optimus.
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        thats how i feel when i see another of your posts

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        1. Sleep Talk
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          +1 😀

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  7. Sun Jihai
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    Odds:

    To score:
    Rooney 1.53
    RVP 1.66

    To score 2+ goals:
    Rooney 3.25
    RVP 4.00

    This is such a tough call. My heart says Rooney (c) but my head says RVP since he's my only Arsenal coverage while I have Valencia and JEvans for Utd.

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    1. Evs
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      Plus...

      United scored more away goals than arsenal

      Blackburn concedeed more home goals than QPR

      Rvp not scored in last 3. See Rooney

      Versus..

      Rvp is a pts machine !

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    2. big oak
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      i went with rvp since the mood at qpr is that they will go get the 3pts
      which in general means they will conceed badly

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      I'm just scared Rooney plays deeper again this week. He has done the past 2 games. Also Hernandez likes to steal his points

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  8. TheRealMcCoy
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    Anyone think The Ox is a good shout? Not started the last couple so it might be his week?

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  9. Locarno
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    Jelavic (c). Later, guys.

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    1. gad
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      respect

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Locarno's off guys. There he goes, Space-hoppering away on his mahoosive balls

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  10. The Pooer
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    Each week I can't bring myself to drop Ba. I know he's only the support act to Cisse these days but I just keep holding on to the good days where we'd laugh and dance together as the goals flowed against all manner of opposition.

    Do I give him one last chance against Kenny's flops?

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    1. Tim
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      no

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  11. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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    Bogdan or mignolt???

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      Which one shall I play this week

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    2. My name is an echo
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      go for Migs. City are breaking and only have Dzeko up front

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      1. CABAYE4
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        When Dzeko gets starts he normally scores, his time to come to the fore with a couple.

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    3. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Boggy, no doubt,.

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      1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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        Bolton may keep a clean sheet too

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    4. big oak
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      i went ruddy over mignon if that helps

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  12. Hect.OR 98th
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    Team set bar one spot. Sess or Siggy?

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      Siggy

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  13. Primprong
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    Cant make up my mind...

    Ryo Miyaichi or Demba Ba???

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      RYO

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      1. Primprong
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        Thanks. Just what I wanted to hear! 🙂

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    2. kraftwerker
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      Ba.

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  14. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    Lost on last page
    Plz RMT – I have 1 FT transfer + 0.3 in bank (BTW cannot get Verm in)

    Friedel
    Evans, Skrtel, Simps, BAE
    Mata, Valencia, Siggy, Dempsey
    Rooney, RVP

    Vorm – Enrique, Graham, McClean

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Skrtel>Sagna

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      1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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        but if i wait a gw
        next one i will be able to get Verm in...

        Still worth Sagna?

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  15. Hazard267
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    I'm playing pog and Dempsey so would it be a food idea to play huth instead of kelly

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    1. Hazard267
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      Good

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    2. Hybrid.power
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      Mmm, food idea.

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  16. Tmel
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    Bench Kelly or Miyachi?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      kelly

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  17. gunner1994
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    Krul ---> Friedel
    Enrique ---> Kelly (FUL)
    Simpson ---> Cahill

    Yay or nay?

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  18. y43nx
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    Choice of Rooney, RVP, or Dempsey for (c).

    Rival has RVP & Dempsey, but not Rooney.

    Take it I should go Rooney so that if the others go big then I'll get at least some points whereas if Rooney goes big then only I benefit?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      It's a coin toss. But I would cpatain RVP, as Rooney already is your "differential".

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  19. For Fuchs Sake
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    Demps or Bale , Demps or Bale?

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  20. DeadStarComing
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    Mornin all,

    I know most no longer have him but i'd appreciate peoples views on D.Silva. Will he definetly start today? I'm getting twitchy...

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  21. Mr Sarcastic
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    Any news on kompany? will he play today?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      I'm very certain he'll play.

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      1. CABAYE4
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        +1

        I'm so certain he's in my WC team for this week.

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        1. Mr Sarcastic
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          thank boys, I'll take him in then!

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  22. breakballartist
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    Anyone taking a punt on Tevez??? Baines Tevez IN Skrtel Littlepea OUT

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    1. Epic Fail
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      I would if I could afford him and if there wasn't a dodgy blank gameweek coming up.

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    2. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      I would rather break my balls.

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  23. I have a pain in Miyaichi
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    Bench one from this list, Ryo/Bale/BArfa/Valencia/Walcott to get Pog off the bench or play 5 in midfield?

    Please and thanks!

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    1. Pinatta
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      Rio

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      I'd bench Ben Arfa.

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    3. big oak
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      benarfa

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    4. breakballartist
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      Thats a tough 1!! Nice headache to have tho!!

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    5. Viper
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      Barfa

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  24. Drip Doctor
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    Krul
    Richards Evans Vermaelen Kaboul
    Dempsey Bale Valencia
    Rooney RVP(C) Suarez

    Mignolet Siggy McClean Caulker.

    Shaaaating!

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    1. The Finnisher
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      Like it, only 3 different players in our 11..

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        Whose that? Nervous about benching Sigurdsson!

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    2. Mull
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      Very nice. If FPL conspires against you this weekend I suggest leaving the game until next season :grin/

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      1. Drip Doctor
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        😆

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  25. Pinatta
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    Bale or Silva of Pog for captain.... still cant decide :@

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      out of those 3, definitely Bale

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    2. Pinatta
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      I captained Pog.

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    3. Sheep Flavour
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      Capt Sliva if you want 4 points 😀

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  26. OPTA FPL
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    Lost at last article stupidly @@
    Plz give me your choice guys

    1. Skrtel –> Baines
    2. Suarez –> Pogreknyak
    3. Suarez –> Cisse
    4. Save FT

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    1. HappyAnkit
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      1 or 4

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    2. Mak_Gold
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      Either 1 or 3 imo. I'll go with 3 even though I'm selling Skrtel myself, just 'coz Suarez is more useless.

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    3. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      4

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  27. pjomara
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    1 transfer to make. Pick one please. Kaboul or Friedel for the rest of the season?
    Will be playing Vorm or Santon otherwise.
    Which should I go for?

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    1. big oak
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      none is really appealing

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  28. Bobadoba
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    Anyone here switch out BALE for WALCOTT for a 4 point hit?

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    1. Hybrid.power
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      Step away from the computer.

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      1. COMH
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        Start > Shut Down

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    2. Drip Doctor
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      No.

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      Dont do it

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    4. Evs
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      Madness !

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    5. gad
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      obviously not

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      1. Bobadoba
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        does seem a bit crazy dont it!

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  29. COMH
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    Schwarzer

    Wilkinson Evans Baines

    Walcott Valencia Dempsey Siggy Bale

    RVP(c) Rooney(Miami Vice)

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  30. Diehard_si
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    Is putting Pog as capt over RVP madness?

    I'm way behind my league thought, thinking about it as an all or nothing gamble

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    1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      Yes

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    2. Art Vandelay
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      thinking about this myself

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