[sbu_large_image] Preamble
31 March 2012 2135 comments
Mark Mark
Share:

You know how it is. You’re a multi-millionaire footballer, paid six figures a week to do magic things with your feet. So, when you get one trapped whilst playing on a child’s bike, you naturally decide to treat the unfortunate scrape with that spray you got from Boots. Okay, so the foot is burning and starting to look like bubble wrap but I’m sure if we just keep on spraying, everything will be fine.

We’ve all been there. Surely it’s a bit harsh to brandish such an act as “stupid”. Come on Roberto, you’ll be saying you don’t trust Mario Balotelli next.

Take some deep breaths. You need a nice walk to calm you down. Enjoy a pleasant stroll with us Fantasy managers while we pick the bones out of the morning’s predicted lineups…

Not surprisingly, Sergio and his chemically cindered foot are missing from this morning’s speculative starting lineups. Indeed, it’s arguably Roberto Mancini’s solution to Aguero’s antics and his misguided Mario that’s the most interesting item on the agenda in a Gameweek that otherwise, seems pretty cut and dry.

We’re half expecting Mancini to turn to Carlos Tevez to plug the gap and help revive the dozing City title challenge. With Sunderland at the Etihad, Mancini will surely be expecting to have to break down a well-drilled resistance from a Martin O’Neill 4-5-1 which will look to strangle the weaving of David Silva and Samir Nasri and outmuscle the raids of Yaya Toure.

The Ivorian could be the key figure – hence Toure’s inclusion in this week’s Scout Picks. Mancini may be forced into a 4-5-1 if he’s reluctant to throw Balotelli in the mix again. Toure will likely be the attacking force from midfield charged with supporting lone striker Edin Dzeko if that does prove to be the case.

However, the press, in the majority, go with a pairing of Dzeko and Balotelli – only the Independent and the Times are brave enough to predict that the City boss will put faith in a 4-5-1, leaving both Balotelli and Tevez benched. The Argentine fails to get a look-in across the board this morning, with the press boys showing understandable caution on his chances of earning a first start following his return to the fold.

Our predicted lineup goes along with that view but the introduction of Tevez for either Dzeko or Balotelli looks highly likely, particularly if the Black Cat’s resistance proves resolute. Tevez can do damage in twenty minutes – and with Aguero and Baltotelli causing a frown to scrawl across the distinguished brow, the script is written for Carlos to bring the smile back to the face of Mancini.

Elsewhere, we look pretty settled. Some holding the talents of Ashley Young will be nervous come Monday night’s United teamsheet, but we’d expect to see his name along with Antonio Valencia’s, on Sir Alex’s latest lineup. Off this morning’s papers, only the Telegraph dare suggest that Danny Welbeck will be shifted left with Young left twiddling on the Ewood timber.

Concerns are few and far between for most, then – a rarity. My only dilemma is arguably a good one to have – do I bench Ryo Miyaichi or opt for Gylfi Sigurdsson at the Lane. My head says that Sigurdsson has it in him to punish a benching, although having lost every home game in 2012, Ryo is surely in line to torment the Wovles defence. The luxury of two decent budget buys vying for the last spot in the side – it’s a pain in the neck. Maybe that spray under the sink will help?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

2,135 Comments Login to Post a Comment
  1. Sheep Flavour
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    I dont think they should of sacked McCarthy...and then they really ballsed up the manager search...your not telling me they could not get one half decent boss to take over for a current prem team.

    Good luck to Bolton, think they will do well.

    Open Controls
    1. My name is an echo
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      agreed. I really like MMC and he was doing well with what he had.

      Open Controls
    2. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      It's Terry Connor I feel sorry for. He's inherited a heap of excrement. He was doomed from the start.

      Open Controls
    3. J0E
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Wolves look to me like a team planning for life in the championship already. A real mess.

      Open Controls
    4. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      It's a sad situation - Wolves have some good players that will, or rather should, jump ship if/when they get relegated. They are not performing like they are capable of. Of course, sacking MCC was amongst the most stupid things they decided to do. At least with him in charge they had a fighting chance.

      Open Controls
  2. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Rvp (c) , baines in for skrtel. All set for the usual highs and lows.

    Open Controls
    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I follow your FT (Mark too) this week

      Open Controls
      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Good luck to us all. Hope baines delivers.

        Open Controls
    2. COMH
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVP(c) and Baines in for me aswell. Let there be points.

      Open Controls
    3. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVP (C) Baines in for Enrique.
      Bring on the points 😉

      Open Controls
    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      +13 for (C)

      Open Controls
      1. OPTA FPL
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        -12

        Open Controls
    5. Mak_Gold
      14 years, 3 months ago

      RVP(C) but Verm in instead of Baines for Skrtel. Hope it goes well.

      Open Controls
  3. Menly
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Good morning, good morning, good morninggggeh

    Open Controls
    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Oversleep and miss the deadline again?

      Open Controls
      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Overslept yes. But made sure I did all my transfers etc last night 🙂

        Open Controls
    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Morning Menly, Is all well with you?

      Open Controls
      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        All is pretty damn good ILF 🙂 How about yeself?

        Open Controls
  4. Puzzle
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone have experience with birthdays and FPL? Lucky charm or jinx?

    Open Controls
    1. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      No relation.

      Open Controls
      1. Epic Fail
        • 16 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Unless you were celebrating your birthday the night before making transfers.

        Open Controls
        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          🙂

          Open Controls
    2. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      My birthday is always fa cup

      Open Controls
    3. Well you know, Triffic
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Spending your day watching SSN....

      Open Controls
      1. Puzzle
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Finally I can enjoy it now when the deadline is closed 😉

        Open Controls
    4. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      yep. 2 weeks ago.

      decent score and qualified for the PP Cup.

      Open Controls
      1. Puzzle
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Sweet man, this is going to be a glorious day!

        Open Controls
    5. COMH
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      There is probably more of a correlation between rainbows forming and unicorns appearing.

      Open Controls
  5. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Who's your money on?
    A. Vorm Simpson Enrique Dempsey Sigurdsson Rooney
    B. Krul Richards Vermaelen Baines Cisse RVP +4
    Doesn't really matter for me anyway as I'm through, but for JohnD and Parmtree it does 🙂

    Open Controls
    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      B

      Open Controls
    2. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      B

      Open Controls
    3. FORCA INTER
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      B-it's obious

      Open Controls
      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Really? Think no Dempsey could hurt.

        Open Controls
        1. FORCA INTER
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          lol,dont worry

          B-looks fantastic and A can beat B only if Rooney and Dempsy goes crazy(wont happen,though)

          Open Controls
    4. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      b

      Open Controls
    5. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Looks like you have this one J(O)A

      Open Controls
      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Would seal top of the group 😛

        Open Controls
    6. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      A easily, imo. 🙂

      Open Controls
      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        There's always one 😡 🙂

        Open Controls
  6. Abominable Snowy84
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Ok over 3 hours to wait! Well feck it anyway!

    Open Controls
    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      why

      Open Controls
      1. Abominable Snowy84
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        No early games

        Open Controls
        1. OPTA FPL
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          enjoy a movie to wait

          Open Controls
        2. Menly
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Im off to Loftus road at 3 😀

          Open Controls
          1. Ginkapo FPL
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            Unlucky

            Open Controls
  7. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Good luck to all participants in the CL and EL today (except Rebeldogg and Dudu) May you get the result you need.

    Open Controls
    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      good luck man.

      Open Controls
    2. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      We can't all win 😛

      Open Controls
    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Cheers, JK - very good luck to you - you deserve it! 😀

      Open Controls
  8. maglia rosa
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Miyaichi (c) ftw for the bottom 5 league 😉

    Open Controls
    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I went for flair and (c) Klasnic. Does he even start?

      Open Controls
      1. The Finnisher
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Nope 😆

        Open Controls
        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          😆 oh well!!

          Open Controls
    2. A.
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Yup 😛

      Open Controls
    3. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Oh cock I forgot to enter that! I was really excited as well!

      Open Controls
    4. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I did the same this week.

      Open Controls
    5. Jukesy
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I think I went with M.Davies as my C for some reason

      Open Controls
  9. GlasgowFF
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Sad, sad news about Stan Petrov.

    Papers reporting "acute" leukaemia. Does anyone know what the difference is between this, if any, and "normal" leukaemia?

    Open Controls
    1. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Acute is more aggressive and symptoms appear faster.

      Open Controls
    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      acute in curable and chronic is controllable.

      Open Controls
      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        *is

        Open Controls
    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Basically acute is more severe in short term, but can be cured. Chronic reveals symptom over a much greater time-scale, and isn't cured but can be controlled

      Open Controls
      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        lol basically exactly as Sporting and Back to Me said...

        Open Controls
        1. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          but nicely packaged.

          Open Controls
          1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
            • 15 Years
            14 years, 3 months ago

            8)

            Open Controls
    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Acute=high doses over a short period
      Chronic=Low doses over a long period

      Soil Contamination 101 there.

      Open Controls
  10. fridge
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    HAHAHAHA - anyone see the Casillas 3rd eye on soccer am. So good! HAHA

    Open Controls
    1. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Disgusting!

      Open Controls
    2. Epic Fail
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      haha poor kid.

      Open Controls
  11. The_Druid
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Villa 1-2 Chelsea
    Everton 2-0 WBA
    QPR 1-3 Arsenal
    Wolves 2-1 Bolton
    City 3-0 Sunderland
    Wigan 2-1 Stoke
    Fulham 2-0 Norwich
    Newcastle 2-2 Liverpool
    Spurs 3-0 Swansea
    Blackburn 1-1 Man Utd

    !
    #

    Open Controls
  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    game updated!

    Open Controls
  13. The Finnisher
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    *sets team up for next week*

    😀

    Open Controls
    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      that is proving a real hassle for me this week

      Is there a hack to allow me to play 14, other than Santon I have no idea who to bench.

      Open Controls
  14. COMH
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    UPDATED

    Open Controls
  15. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    While the game is updating, watch Casillas pick his nose, and wipe a bogey on a child mascots face:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhX7ZKChgqE

    Open Controls
    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      big boobs

      Open Controls
      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Haha!

        Open Controls
    2. The Finnisher
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      😆

      Open Controls
  16. big oak
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    update is over

    Open Controls
  17. COMH
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    My rival has done Cabaye > HBA this week.

    He still has Smalling in his starting Xl. Hahahahaha

    Open Controls
    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      why do you feel happy?
      HBA is good, if Smalling doesnt play, he still has sub

      Open Controls
      1. COMH
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Was laughing at Smalling staying in the side. Have you not seen him come on for 5 minutes cameos time and time again??

        HBA is a good move.

        Open Controls
      2. COMH
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        1st sub - Caulker

        2nd sub - Buzsaky

        Open Controls
  18. FORCA INTER
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    it's all about RVP this week?

    everyone has C him?

    Open Controls
    1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      I did. 😀 Though about giving Rooney the armband, but there is a chance that he may be playing deeper than most would like.

      Open Controls
      1. GreennRed
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Nikica for me but I see you're keeping abreast of matters,

        Open Controls
        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
          • 16 Years
          14 years, 3 months ago

          Haha!

          Open Controls
    2. Pablitto
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      i forget to swich to him from odemwingie - what a differential ...

      Open Controls
  19. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Is balotelli likely to start today?

    Open Controls
    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      50/50 between him and dzeko imo

      Open Controls
  20. SPorting
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    UPDATING FINISHED!

    Open Controls
    1. OPTA FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      too slow Sporting , i'm sorry

      Open Controls
      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        i blame my 3rd world internet connection.

        Open Controls
    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Wow! Lotta excitement today!!! 😉

      Open Controls
  21. Sheep Flavour
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone else backing Pog of Fulham to get at least one (hopfully) today V Nor?

    Open Controls
  22. big oak
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    is mutant ninja skrtls in here?

    Open Controls
    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      YUP

      Open Controls
      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        Oooh I see why you ask. Please dont stop my FFS Reserve form, I might actually make the top 40!

        Open Controls
  23. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    ok first relief of the day, main rival capatained RvP as well, means I'm all set

    who will won

    Me - Schwarzer, Verm, Skrtel, Dempsey, Siggy, Theo

    Him - Vorm, BAE, Enrique, Arteta, Yaya, Valencia

    Open Controls
    1. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      draw?

      Open Controls
      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        could be, it's very close I feel, he beat me by 1 point last week.

        Open Controls
    2. Menly
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Ooh interesting! I reckon the arsenal game is gonna be important in that one. You will win I think

      Open Controls
    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Who is at home?

      Open Controls
      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        14 years, 3 months ago

        it's a classic league. I have an 8 point advantage

        Open Controls
  24. COMH
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Gotta love going to next GW on FPL to see how your side is looking.

    Open Controls
    1. Locarno
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Unless your team's a complete shambles. Next week is not looking good for me, but 120 points from this week will carry me over...

      Open Controls
  25. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    SO guys its RVP as always who gets the armband.

    Open Controls
    1. GreennRed
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Nikica

      Open Controls
  26. ozone
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Tevez captain, no guts no glory.

    Open Controls
    1. Damo.
      • 16 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      http://www.hxbenefit.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/elephantitis-balls.jpg hope it works out for ya man

      Open Controls
  27. COMH
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    1-0 Motherwell. Get in there!

    Open Controls
  28. FORCA INTER
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    can i finally close gap this week?my mini league leade is 30pts better than me

    who will score more?

    his team : Jagielka,Simpson,Pilkinton,Silva,Yakoubu +4pts

    my team: Kompany, Cahill ,Moses,Walcott ,Suarez

    Open Controls
  29. Locarno
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 3 months ago

    Rangers losing.

    Open Controls
    1. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      Well that isnt suprising anymore

      Open Controls
    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      14 years, 3 months ago

      excellent. Hope M'well (or preferably Dundee Utd!!!) get 2nd spot.

      T'was a farce that Rangers were only given a 15pt deduction, giving them a chance of finishing where they would had they not gone into administration.

      Dundee went into admin last season and got a 25pt penalty.Put them from top of Div 1 to bottom and they would've been relegated had it not been for an outrageous run of wins.

      SPL in being biased toward Old Firm (particularly Rangers) shocker

      Open Controls