[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
6 April 2012 1983 comments
Mark Mark
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The man’s a machine. Nine goals in eight games have lifted Papiss Cisse to the verge of essential status in Fantasy terms, as those who are yet to jump on board the bandwagon are left fumbling and fretting on the curb side, wondering if they’ve left it too late to buy a ticket.

Today’s brace at the Liberty cut open on of the most heralded defences in the league – Swansea had conceded just 12 goals at home this season. That had no bearing on Cisse, who went about his job of condemning Brendan Rodgers’ side to their third straight defeat with ruthless precision.

His first was a scalpel of a finish to Michel Vorm’s far post, the Dutchman’s despairing drive and fingertips unable to stop Cisse’s drive finding the corner. The second was simply sublime – an improbable angled chip over Vorm’s hapless gaze after Yohan Cabaye’s through-ball had appeared to have caught under Cisse’s feet. He shuffled, rearranged and demonstrated exquisite balance to execute one of the smartest finishes of the season. A bit special, as Alan Pardew will doubtless say.

Those who jumped on Cisse off the back of his consecutive two-goal hauls at West Brom and against Liverpool will be glowing. That leaves the rest of us pondering just how long we can afford to ignore the seemingly unstoppable form of the Senegal striker. Already, over 4,000 Fantasy managers have transferred Cisse in this afternoon – his price has jumped 0.6 in two Gameweeks but we can only expect that to keep climbing.

Gameweek 33 shifts struggling Bolton into Cisse’s sights – a chilling thought. There’s a sniff of a chance that Pardew will be tempted to rotate his resources for that game but surely Cisse’s momentum is undeniable, surely he’ll be given the opportunity to cut the Trotters open?

After that, Cisse and Newcastle face a blank but that’s followed by another temping home encounter with Stoke, with a double fixture in Gamweek 36 that has the Magpies face trips to Wigan and Chelsea.

The opponents hardly matter. Right now, you can throw out the form book and almost disregard fixtures. Alan Pardew has his side playing to their strengths. Resolute in defence with Hatem Ben Arfa providing a drive and spark from midfield, whilst up front Cisse is the executioner supreme. How can we resist?

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Mindless Freak
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Must avoid knee jerk…Must avoid knee jerk…..Must avoid knee jerk – Please someone stop might it’s like an addiction. An addiction i tell YOUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!.

    My fingers are twitching, my eyes have widened. I feel like i must make a transfer to survive. This happens every time after a bad game (fpl wise). Hmmm i stare at the fpl screen but somehow manage to stop myself from clicking confirm.

    My heart says click the damn confirm button but my brain says wait for tomorrows games. Just wait FGS or you’ll regret it.

    Damn this is such a hard game.

    PS: Join my H2H league.

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    1. Wuffs
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I have to keep Ba one for game for my plan to work, then he's out.
      Roll on GW 35 when Cisse joins the fold...if i can afford him by then!

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      1. Mindless Freak
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Cisse to go up 3 mill in 3 days. Mark my words *joking obvs*. Haters gonna hate lovers gonna love. Need something to cheer me up after this horiffic start to the GW. 1pt that's it.

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        1. NATSTER
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          0.3mil, I believe.

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  2. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Captaincy will be a b*tch next week. RVP(wol) Rooney(wig) or Cisse(BOL)!!

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Don't even think about it. Rooney or RVP definitely.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      currently

      RvP (c), Cisse (vc)

      Rooney doesn't seem the same player away atm.

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    3. Corrigan
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cisse. When I knee jerk, it's a karate kick.

      If it fails, it fails.

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    4. SC not pearls before swine
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      And Spurs have Norwich at home. Adebayor and Bale are tempting as well.

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    5. fitzy
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      ManU win at least 3-0 to wigan every single game they ever play , defo roon capt.

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    6. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I was thinking about that problem.
      But on reflection:
      1)RVP looks tired and in need of a rest. What better game to rest him then Wolves?
      2) Rooney may play deep v Wigan
      3) Papiss looks like he does not know how to miss. Also Newcastle cannot afford to rest him. He gets taken off early in most matches anyway.

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  3. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    would you lose s kelly or santon for baines?

    i know baines dont play gw34

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      If you already have enough gw34 players then yes. Otherwise get Turner or Verm

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  4. The Pep Revolution
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Who are the nailed on Spurs defenders?

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Walker and BAE

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    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Walker, Kaboul, BAE, Friedel

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    3. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Walker, Kaboul and BAE. King plays when he's fit

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    4. Croco
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      BAE, Walker

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    5. The Pep Revolution
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Thanks guys.

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  5. jimbobjeff85
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    4 points spent with likely 13 return. ThankYouVeryMuch.

    I did find it strange more people didn't put him in, with Swansea conceding in 6 of the last 7 home games it was almost nailed-on he'd score.

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    1. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yawn

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    2. alsybach
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      wise after the event eh??

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      1. Ben Dover and Bac Kitup
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        +1

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        1. Schwarzer
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          +1

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  6. Le Bluff
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Phase 1 of DGW planning... Complete:

    Begovic > Bogdan
    Pogrebnyak > Agbonlahor

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  7. alsybach
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Well I have had worse starts to the week..........
    2 players

    Mr. Krul and Mr Ciiiise! Not a smelly jack in sight!!!!

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  8. Henry Hill
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I hope I made right call getting Bendtner over Cisse, fingers crossed!

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    1. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Dunno about your fingers being crossed Henry, I'm thinking they're more likely to get burnt!

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    2. Solenya
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Think you haven't heard the tagline "Anyone but Bendtner"
      God bless all Bendtner owners πŸ˜€

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      1. Menly
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Wasnt that a TV series?

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    3. alsybach
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      so you are expecting a Bendtner hattrick are you!!!????

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    4. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      You're hoping for Bendy, I'm hoping for Crouch. We're both f*cked.

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  9. hellothere23
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Having a strikeforce of Cisse, Rooney, RVP now. Kneejerked Ba to Cisse. Thought of selling Rooney for Ade and have another ManUtd defender since they are quite good defensively now (FPL-wise)

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    1. hellothere23
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Rafael-Jevans-Valencia maybe. πŸ™‚

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  10. Perchinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    If I bought Cisse in now it would reduce my number of GW 34 players from 9 to 7, I don't think it's worth that much of a hit πŸ™

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Not to go down to 7

      I got him in for a hit, but it keeps me on 10, and I wanted Sess in 34 and Cisse in 36 anyway, so I've saved some cash and some transfers later down the track.

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    2. Solenya
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      you aren't getting it yet.
      As far as you have 3 transfer's between gw34 & 36 instead of the regular 2(i.e you save one)
      you are going to end up with your players playing 29 matches combined for gw34 &36 no matter what no. of players you have for gw34 or gw36(without hits i.e.)
      try with different combinations ,you'll realize

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      1. Perchinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        All my transfers that I'm doing now are with the intention of having the maximum number of players for GW 34 players, the double gameweek could be a bit of a lottery due the possibility of players being rested and rotated (this point was raised in the podcast), getting in Cisse would be a step in the wrong direction for me, I think I'm getting it πŸ˜‰

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  11. LaLaLand
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    did no-one else see how unhappy and sulky ba was after cisse scored his 2nd

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    1. Le Bluff
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yeah, I noticed that! Thought he would have reacted happier to his teammate scoring.

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      1. LaLaLand
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        tbf if i was the main scorer and had a storming season and then my mate who takes all the plaudits when playing for senegal then comes to my team and takes his place as striker and you have to do all the doggy work at left mid id feel pretty annoyed to

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      2. Hate that rotation
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        All he wants is two play alongside his friend, not behind and shunned to the left.

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        1. Hate that rotation
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          *to

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    2. Fabreghastly
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I think Ba is history, he aint gonna come good now. I'm switching

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      1. Fabreghastly
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Wish I'd done it yesterday!

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  12. Menly
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    "He shuffled, rearranged"

    Did he?! That's a bit lewd!

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  13. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    schwarzer + 11 pts

    VS

    vermo and BAE

    looks like im heading for my 7th straight l5 win

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      That would be a kick in the balls if you lost.

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  14. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Jerking may be fun, but those who do will be firing blanks GW34.

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      True. But this season generally Jerking has been rewarded quite well.

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      meh I still have 10 out, I can deal with it

      He is gonna get a double rise tonight, Sess (who I wanted in in 34 to take me to 11 out) is also going up, so just brought a couple of transfers forward and saved myself some cash and time further down the track

      You can rest assured the casuals will see Bolton at home next week, and not his blank. I think if you get 10 out and they are decent you can still do well in 34.

      My 34 team

      De Gea

      Evans, Caulker, Verm

      Sess, McClean, Siggy, Theo

      RvP, Rooney (Cisse)

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      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I'm sticking to getting Tevez for 3rd striker.

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        1. Fabreghastly
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          My 'master plan' a while back was Tevez but he hasn't shown anything yet so it's Ba - Cisse for me

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          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            A while back was too early for Tevez. Should be up to or very close to match fitness by now.

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            1. Fabreghastly
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              The plan, formulated a while back, was to get him in now. My choice now is to switch failing Ba for flying Cisse or use all my spare cash to get in unproven Tevez under rotation happy Mancini. Don't think so - will probably regret it

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              1. Mílanista
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 11 months ago

                Fair enough. I'm going with Carlitos though, need a differential and he could be the ultimate one.

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      2. S9PKE
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Probably a silly question but how do i tell if a players price is rising.. only my second season... and have never played the game on value before...

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    3. Corrigan
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Cisse will be my captain GW34 too.

      Nothing. Will. Stop. Him.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        he can sit at home on his couch and score

        Also, don't see him being rotated in 33, they have a week off afterwards to rest.

        Would be worried about Valencia if I owned him though

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      2. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        What if your vice doesn't play?

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        1. Corrigan
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          No, I'm not really going to risk it.

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          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            You can fill your bench with expensive players though with blanks on the pitch.

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  15. China Mag
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    BOOM BOOM BOOM!! Just back from watching the game. What possession did they have? 70%? But never really threatened. I would have taken a draw at the start of the game. But a win and a clean clean, brilliant! At what stage can I say "I told you so" regarding dave?

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I love your grav

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      1. China Mag
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Its been there since his first goal. I knew that he was going to be good? But this good? Come on!! Imagine how good he will be when he settles!

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I just took a 4 pointer to get Dave in

      But my reasoning is this

      He is gonna get a double rise tonight, Sess (who I wanted in in 34 to take me to 11 out) is also going up, so just brought a couple of transfers forward and saved myself some cash and time further down the track

      You can rest assured the casuals will see Bolton at home next week, and not his blank. I think if you get 10 out and they are decent you can still do well in 34.

      Plus RvP (wol), Rooney (wig) and Dave (BOL) up front next week. *drool*

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      1. Solenya
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        he can't get a double rise even if he's above 200%, correct me somebody if I am wrong

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          You are correct.

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        2. NATSTER
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Correct. It'll be just a rise even 1000%.

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  16. China Mag
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Any word on the tiote injury? He would be a massive loss.

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  17. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    sweeeet! 19 pts from the opening game and 2 trannies in the pocket with 8 gw 34 players already..

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    1. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Two trannies in the pocket? It's going to be GREAT Friday for you so πŸ˜›

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  18. Mull
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Let's have some positive thinking. Jelavic will score a brace tomorrow.

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      No thanks, rival has him!

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  19. Zizou
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    was thinking of bringing in walcott and shipping out depmsey in 34, but woulod it be good idea to do it now to beat walcotts price rise

    after all in gw 33 dempsey has chelsea at home whereas walcott has wolves

    so dempsey > walcott now as my transfer - yes or no

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  20. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Hey guys who will win? Elite 64 Round 1
    Me: Mata, Evans(c),Suarez,Kelly
    Him: Enrique, Sessegnon, Evans, Rooney(c)

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    1. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Him.

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    2. Touré De Force
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Evans (c)?

      Dynamic.

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  21. jimmythegent
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Just did ba > cisse and i feel good

    not my planned transfer but this guy is something special

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    1. Corrigan
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      when you buy him in ahead of a blank and in turn rip up your precise transfer plans then he's onto something.

      I took too late with Ba when he was no.9 and I just hope I haven't left it too late here.

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  22. Camzy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    He's Papissing on everyone..

    Starting to regret choosing Adebayor over Cisse. Falling behind in my mini-league.

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    1. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      U can have them both as me and sell Rooney. Ade is still the best bet for captain in GW 36

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        +1

        Got Dave in this week

        Ade in for Rooney in 36.

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      2. Hate that rotation
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I will never captain Adebayor but I will also have RVP, Cisse and Ade for GW36

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        1. The Finnisher
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          +1
          Daniel, you yourself have rambled on about just how unreliable Adebayor is, I will have him but (c) is too far I reckon.

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  23. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Will Mark resist with 2FT? I bet he will bring him.

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    1. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Unlucky with Simpson on the bench man

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      1. FPL Daniel
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Its not unlucky, this time its a choice. Fair play to you for playing Krul over Vorm. I had a hunch for the New defenders but the other defenders had higher ceilings. That sealed the deal for me.

        I don't know did u read but I've congratulated u on previous page. Well done

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        1. Menly
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Cheers but it ain't over yet! I'm very scared of your Valencia + Sess vs my Young + Dempsey

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  24. Corrigan
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    The whole Dempsey/Walcott yoyo may never happen after all.

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    1. BOOM XHAKALACA
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      In the same boat, still undecided on the whole transfer in / out idea.

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  25. maglia rosa
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Ha you gotta love it, after the worst time possible in the 1st half of the season it seems I've finally found some form and well wot can I say, 20 pts from the 1st game of the gameweek I'm hopefull of seeing off the royalty of back2back ballacks in my 2nd round Europa league tie πŸ˜›

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      keep the group I flag flying

      I may lean towards Rangers

      but CELTIC FTW

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      1. maglia rosa
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        πŸ˜† me too mate, bein ex forces I found it ironic beyond belief that I ended up Celtic but hey appart from the sands quote irking some on this site I'm buzzin πŸ˜†

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    2. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Good. Give him a shlap.

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    3. Menly
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nice one

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Nice to see someone with similiar gameweek history to me. Gutting about overall rank, but spanking in the Europa is great fun instead.

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      1. maglia rosa
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        +1
        Lovin this obviously πŸ˜›

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  26. manu4life99
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Next 2 gw's which combo is likely to score better:

    A)
    Gw33: bogdan(newc) cisse (BOL)
    Gw34: al habsi (ars)

    B)
    Gw33: mignolet(eve) suarez (bla)
    Gw34: mignolet(WOL)

    I was thinking option B despite lack or cisse?

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  27. kaz 96
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    the last thing i need is easter rotation to take place with evans missing out and most of u getting simpson off their bench

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  28. Brookins
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Sorry guys, repost, got lost on last page.
    Hi guys, now that the game has finished, I want to ask a massive favour from any of you who play video games. Sorry if you’ve already seen this message and/or filled out the survey, if you have, thanks again!

    I need those who havent to fill out this quick 2 minute survey in order to help me do my dissertation on innovation in the video game industry, so many have already helped and I would really appreciate it, if some more of you could help me!

    Thanks in advance!

    https://www.isurvey.soton.ac.uk/4935

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    1. Yossi
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Just finished it there, best of luck with the dissertation!

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      1. Brookins
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Thanks a lot mate!

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  29. Ginkapo FPL
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Now presuming no injuries how sure can I be the Kaboul will play on Monday?

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  30. Hansi K.
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    My opponent (leads the ML by 25 points) forgot to change his team before deadline, wanted to play Vorm and Caulker. So he's got Krul playing and Caulker benched.
    I do feel a little sick....

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