[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Mull
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    What has everyone scored this week so far? I'm on 25 with 4 to go and captain gone.

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    1. Doctor X
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      42 with the United trio to go.

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      1. Parm
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        This but with 43 😛

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      2. Mull
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        Kompany needs to score 17 to equal that 😆

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    2. Pat Mustard
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      42 - UTD trio.

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    3. Optimus.
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      exactly the same

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      1. Mull
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        You have Aguero(C) left and I have Kompany. You're in a much better position than I am.

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
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      25 with 5 +(C)

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        with a -12pt hit to be deducted too 🙂

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        1. Mull
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          Just great. You'll still out score me after hits I think.

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            My bottom 5 team is on 40 with De Vries, Petrov (C), N'gog and Miyachi to go. This could be the week it beat me.

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            1. Mull
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              My Bottom 5 team is one 36 with Fletcher, Wheater, M Davies and Petrov(C) to go.

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    5. Abominable Snowy84
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      12. 8 to go.

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    6. Lovely Jubbly Lions
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      27 with 6 to play inc kun(c)

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    7. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      34 captain gone and no idea what to do with 4.1m in the bank.

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        47

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    8. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      32 with United holy teinity and Aguero (C) to go.

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    9. halnone
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      33 with tevez (c), Enrique, Kompany, and petrov.

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    10. tw
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      33 with tevez (c), valencia, evans

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    11. jungle
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      37 with 4 to go and captain gone...

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  2. Beamer
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    VDV (C) for DGW................

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    1. jungle
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      me too

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  3. UnderstandablyDistraught
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    Bringing in Jelavic for Rooney or RVP after which I would have enough cash to upgrade McClean to ANY dgw mid. Slim pickings though with players like Mata, Lampard, Gerrard most probably being rested for one of their dgw games.

    Already have Simpson and Cahill and could bring in one of Huth/Jagielka/BAE for McAuley. This would mean benching Verm.

    Not sure which way to go but these two free xfers will give me 9 dgw players. Advice/alternative strategy welcome.

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  4. halnone
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    tevez better score a hat trick tomorrow

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    1. Optimus.
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      so long as aguero scores 1 more

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    2. Beamer
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      Aguero will score a hatrick tom.... Tevez will feed him....

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      1. Bolivian Seaman
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        ...after the game with some of the burgers he's been eating

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    3. Nopli
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      +10000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

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  5. gledy
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    Messi - fails in big matches, fails for Argentina, best player ever lol 😀

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      Stop messi-n about!

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  6. Beamer
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    Vermaelen against stoke or Rangel against wolves...

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  7. El Pulpo Paul
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    Stoke worthy of consideration for DGW, fixtures aren't bad

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    1. Shipstontrev
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      +1 Huth could be worth a punt

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      1. El Pulpo Paul
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        Think he's the only one! Maybe etherington?

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        1. Shipstontrev
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          Midfield a bit crowded for Ethers,

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  8. Damo.
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    RVP (c): Fail
    STILL drunk from last night: Success!

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  9. Bolivian Seaman
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    Why did ronaldo do his 'calm down' celebration?

    and why did he do it in english, do the spanish know scousers?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      They have Harry Enfield re runs on twice a day over there.

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Didn't want the boys to blow it.
      Are you sure it was in English? Calm down in Portuguese is quite similar. pretty sure it wasn't English.

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    3. Well you know, Triffic
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      Barca had just equalized and most people must of thought they would go on and get the 3 points?

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  10. Parm
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    £8.6m for a DGW defender.

    Who should it be bar Simpson?

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    1. Doctor X
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      John Terry.

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      1. Parm
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        Thanks but no thanks!

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  11. Doctor X
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    Guy in my ML Captained Given, Tripled up on City defence and has Cisse, Pogrebnyak and Hoilett.

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Who is this maverick?

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    2. Corrigan
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      Tosey's used his WC?

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  12. royals forever
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    What 3 transfers should I do to make this team more DGW friendly

    Vorm Kenny

    Collins Evans Simpson Lescott McAuley

    Bale Walcott Song Surman Siggy

    Cisse Aguero RVP

    Thinking

    Vorm > Howard
    Collins > Cahill/Shawcross
    Walcott > Pienaar/Ben Afra

    Or are their other transfers I can do too

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  13. Lovely Jubbly Lions
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    Anyone else hit the wc button tonight?

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    1. Parm
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      I wish I could.

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      1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
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        ME!

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  14. TorresMagic™
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    Average 19. With the clean sheets around, thought it might be more.

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    1. Oldman Unathletic
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      wow thats quite low - although i imagine alot of ppl will have a number of players featuring 2morrow

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      Clean sheets for whom though.

      Blackburn, QPR and Villa are not owned by many

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Sunderland, Newcastle, Chelsea & Arsenal.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          True but;

          Swansea, Fulham & Spurs

          Not to mention Man U, Man C, Liverpool & Everton

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  15. equagraine
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    anyone watching the sevilla vs levante match? the amount of tennis balls thrown on the pitch by the spectators aint a joke. ha

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  16. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    Bench one of Caulker, Turner, Vermaelen.
    Has to be Verm, right?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      Yep, spot on.

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    2. WOLVERiNES
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      No.. Turner IMO.

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  17. COMH
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    Walcott is definitely out this week. Which other two from Sess, Valencia, RVP, Rooney would you sell to get DGW players in?

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    1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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      RVP and Sess

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    2. El Pulpo Paul
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      Rooney,wouldn't fancy him against city away

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      1. COMH
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        I can bench him though. Think beyond the DGW. Which two would you sell?

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        1. El Pulpo Paul
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          Despite his form id keep RVP for the last two. At a push sess and Rooney

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  18. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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    Which Spurs midfielder should I get?

    A:Gareth Bale

    B:Rafael van der Vaart

    Cheers 😀

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    1. COMH
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      VDV

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        Cheers

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    2. gledy
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      a

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    3. lebron85
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      Bale imo - it's safer that way mate 😉

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    4. Abominable Snowy84
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      B because of potential penos if adebayor is still out.

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      1. TheSteady ¤ Wines th…
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        Cheers 🙂 Didn't actually think of that 😛

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    5. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      I have Bale and I am also considering getting VDV especially if Adebayor injured.

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  19. lebron85
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    My team - http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/1463087/history/

    Have 1 FT.

    Is it worth getting:

    a) Ade/Jelavic in for RvP?
    b) HBA/Cabaye/Pienaar/Mata for Walcott/Valencia?
    c) Spurs/Chelsea defender for Baines?

    Currently want to get 3 more DGW players as have only 4.
    Please advise guys.

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  20. Simon March
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    I was once thinking Ade and Baines for the DGW. Now I'm thinking Hibbert and Shotton.

    FMDGW.

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      🙂

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    2. Corrigan
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      😆

      This DGW has turned to shite.

      There's not even a captaincy option!

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      1. lebron85
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        +101

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      2. Real Socially Distant
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        Shay Given (C) for me, 12 points so far with 1 game left at home v Bolton, happy with that

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        1. Corrigan
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          Aguero has 0, but a fixture against Wolves left...

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  21. TorresMagic™
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    Anyone guaranteed through to the semis of the FPL Open/Elite 64?

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  22. riot
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    34 with Tevez (c), Valencia and Evans to play. I think it's very slightly above average. Correct?

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Average is 19pts

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      1. riot
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        Well I meant for this site, but I see now anyways

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        1. Abominable Snowy84
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          I think i bring the average down to 24/25 id say 😆

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      yep I expect average to be around 25-26

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    3. TorresMagic™
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      Weekly rank under 200K. You might be ahead of slightly atm.

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  23. FPL Daniel
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HZYfi_Ex_gM Best team in England atm

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Tiresome.

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    2. Nopli
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      +100000. Yes Sure.

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    3. Well you know, Triffic
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      United, City, Arsenal, Toon still better.

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      1. Nopli
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        Then they should be in the Champions league Semi Final instead of Chelsea... Chelsea best in EUROPE.. Wait for 19th MAY.

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        1. FPL Daniel
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          Amen to that http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FRVk4EhYrQ&feature=related Pride of London too. First ever London team to win it!!!

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        2. Well you know, Triffic
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          Good to see Blue's fans still not right in the head after all these years. Gives everyone else something to chuckle at.

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        3. Kagawa-san-mia
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          CHELSEA dont have a match on may 19th so what am i waiting on

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  24. Samwise the Brave
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    If you could take any players into next week (2 mids and a striker) who would you get (have cisse and demps)

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    1. Well you know, Triffic
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      Cisse
      VDV

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  25. TorresMagic™
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    Hope Richards doesn't start this week but it's his turn for sure. Zabaleta will start in the derby imo.

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  26. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
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    Thoughts of this as a wildcard team:
    Howard (Vorm)
    Huth, Cole, Simpson (Evans, Verm)
    Dempsey, Peinaar, Cabaye( or Ben Arfa), (Valencia, Siggy)
    Tevez, Adebayor, Cisse
    This team leaves 3.5 in the bank, my old team linked. Thoughts please 😀

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    1. QPRnorway
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      Bale? Maybe a Spurs defender instead of Cole, Can't see him playing 3 days before det final

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    2. WOLVERiNES
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      Looks very very good..

      Though i'd do Howard > Cech and Cole (rotation risk) > Jags

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  27. toonfan
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    Anyone considering Suarez for the DGW?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      It's not a DGW for him.

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    2. Real Socially Distant
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      I've already got him, but would say no as he could well miss the 2nd game due to the cup final being a few days after.

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  28. The Orienteer - find me in …
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    Bit late, but that was a really sensitive post by Mark!

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    1. Wrong Captain Choice - Ag i…
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      In a previous article he mentioned Mothercare it must be baby blues! 🙂

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    2. Corrigan
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      No room for sentimentality in this game. RVP to Tevez epitomises this.

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  29. Ragabolly
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    Why did Adebayor miss the game?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Hamstring.

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      dropped

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  30. halnone
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    glad that petrov turned out to be a decent pick this week. assuming he plays midweek I'll get at least 7 points from him.

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    1. UnderstandablyDistraught
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      He's due a goal too 🙂

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