[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Rowley Birkin
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    What would happen if fans did monkey chants when Bale was on the ball?

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    1. DLL18
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      Or if everyone started oinking when Rooney was on the ball?

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      1. Rowley Birkin
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        But that's what I'm wondering, what would happen?. Obviously monkey chants are racist when it's a coloured player.

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        1. DLL18
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          Nothing I suppose, they don't punish offensive chanting do they unless it's racist.

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      QPR would be fined i think.

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    3. Parm
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      The ref would put it down as a racist taunt towards the nearest black player I guess.

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      1. MJ6987
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Wouldn't that be a bit of a racist assumption then?

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  2. China Mag
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Eh. What was Taarabt just sent off for?

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      Kicking the ball away.

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Wearing a QPR shirt

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  3. Jimmers
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    They seem a nice friendly crowd in Loftus Road

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  4. De Gea
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    What El Clasico but what on earth was Bale doing in the crowd?

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    1. afcblegend
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      They wouldn't give the ball to him to take a corner, so he took matters into his own hands!

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  5. Djerbil
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    Mr. F**** Atkinson,

    Do u know that u are a B*****trd?? Yeah u are..Ur B*** got f**** by ur neighbour's pet Dog..U are a c*** and u deserve a Spear to be pushed down ur a***hole..

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    1. Canelo
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Shut up.

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Now tell us how you really feel.

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    3. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      🙄

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    4. Abominable Snowy84
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      Anybody want to explain to me?

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      1. Djerbil
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        Ha Ha...Lol copied this down from a mate's Facebook Page who is a QPR Fan..

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        1. Abominable Snowy84
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          Isnt Clattenburg the ref?

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          1. Djerbil
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            I don't know.. I am not even watching the game..Its El Classico on my TV

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        2. The Cake is a Lie
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          No they're your own words, admit it.

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          1. Djerbil
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            I am an Arsenal fan..
            Why will i care about Taarabat red??

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    5. afcblegend
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      bitter, he's done well.

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    6. udit
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      Eeee Pissed much?
      Why?

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    7. The Finnisher
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      What have you got again Ronan Atkinson anyway?

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      1. The Finnisher
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        Rowan* 🙄

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    8. Sarnab
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      I see more *** than txt. 😉

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      1. Djerbil
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        are eta Football Fever group r 1ta member r post theke copy kore61

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        1. Sarnab
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          oh

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  6. dubj1m
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Spurs are looking totally ineffectual - is it really worth getting in DGW players?

    Saying that great strike from modric....

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  7. afcblegend
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    If Tottenham don't find a way through then I'll be very much questioning my decision to get Bale in. Gio to make a difference.

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  8. zoltar74
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Pass it to Bale.. Pleeeeeeessaase....

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  9. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Take Aguero or Tevez out for Cisse for the DGW?

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    1. dubj1m
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Obviously.

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      1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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        Which one i mean?

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  10. The Finnisher
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    So much anger on here today 😯

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    1. Epic Fail
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      SHUT YOUR FILTHY TRAP

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      1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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        😆 !

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      2. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
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        Alright epic, now is not the time

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      3. The Finnisher
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        Are you serious this time too? 😥

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      4. The Bandit
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        😆

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    2. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      It's a shame. The articles are great, the comments are getting worse and worse.

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      1. Cruicky
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        This.

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      2. MJ6987
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        13 years, 10 months ago

        Sadly this was inevitable once the site went mainstream with the FPL tie in

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    3. udit
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      Amazing innit? these type of days used to be reserved for derbies like united liverpool or united city...

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    4. Menly
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      STFU

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      1. The Finnisher
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        You're too late Menly, you're just...you're just too late..

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        1. Menly
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          Slow internet 🙁 I thought I'd be first in that one!

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          1. Epic Fail
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            😉

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  11. Nopli
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    So then its a battle between Chelsea and Newcastle for the 4th spot. No disrespect to Spurs but they are awful at the moment.

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  12. dubj1m
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    Thank God I'm on a WC I think I'm going to change my team at least a hundred times this week...

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Me too...................and I'm not.

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      1. In Like Flynn.
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        Just realised that made no sense. Not on a WC and will change team 100 times. 🙂 ...........The moments gone really.

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  13. Menly
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    It seems every game I watch is really dull, and the ones I don't are usually exciting! I can't win! I might just not watch any games anymore so the rest of the world can enjoy them

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    1. dubj1m
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      They're not exciting, it's just journos making it sound like it is...

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        I didnt watch Liverpool - Blackburn. I am sure that qualifies for exciting.

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  14. COMH
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    Messi never goes down when he is fouled. True champion.

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      no he lets Busquets go down for him

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      1. Menly
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        Hehe 😀

        God I'm childish

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        1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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          😆

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      +1.

      Modest and honest. True ambassador for the game

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    3. udit
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      No, he goes down when he's not fouled. True Champion.
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysfW9TGm94E

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    4. Chazza
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      He is one of the best in that respect too but even he's not *always* innocent.

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  15. Pinoche
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    VDV is really working hard 😐

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  16. DLL18
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Silence at Camp Nou

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  17. FORCA INTER
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    REEEAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    fuc*k youu barca

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  18. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Khedira Scores

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  19. Fred the Red
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    Goooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo...ok il stop.

    That was terrible from Puyol!

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  20. ReinaMan
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    A very poor goal to concede

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  21. zoltar74
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    WOW.... Kenny has clocked it today.. Great effort..

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  22. LaLaLand
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    set pieces will be the death of barcelona

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  23. COMH
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Puyol shielding the ball for Valdes to collect it. Got to clear it yourself there big guy.

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    1. little_wizard123
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Was awful from such an experienced player.

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      1. COMH
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        +1

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  24. China Mag
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    If Bale doesn't do anything, I'll have a 26 pt lead on my rival. He still has his wildcard. Who is favourite at this stage?

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      You

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      Tight league my old China,

      The WC should make him favourite, but it depends how well he uses it.

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  25. NeedleVor
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Very sorry, Mark.

    Was just trying to stir up and little excitement for the Stoke vs Arsenal match next week. Didn't realise it would cause anybody any offense.

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    1. The Bandit
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      13 years, 10 months ago

      Bullshit

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 10 months ago

        Your as bad as him, accept the apology.

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
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          *you're

          and if you believe he didn't think it would cause offense you are a mug

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            Oh I dont believe that, but the internet doesnt convey emotions so we must assume the best.

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      1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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        :lol:.

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
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      Gobsh*te

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    3. udit
      • 15 Years
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      hehe.

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  26. सनकी
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    13 years, 10 months ago

    painful to actually see Spurs playing right now.

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    1. In Like Flynn.
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      • 15 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      especially if you poke yourself in the eye.

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  27. Nopli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    KHEDIRRRAAA!!! GOOD NEWS FOR CHELSEA

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    1. Chazza
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 10 months ago

      I can't see Piqué not starting in that game now though.

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  28. dubj1m
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    6 mins extra time - COYS

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  29. little_wizard123
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    Puyol fail, clear the ball!!

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  30. Onwards
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 10 months ago

    How can the number of added minutes have just decreased before they've happened?

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