[sbu_large_image] The Knee Jerk
21 April 2012 2926 comments
Mark Mark
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No goals from open play in seven league starts. That’s a statistic which, a couple of months ago, would seem improbable of a player of the stature of Robin Van Persie. It looked like he’d run and run until the end of the season; that Arsenal’s skipper had successfully broken Fantasy football and made a slot in our squads his own, with the captain’s armband soldered to his bicep.

Today’s blank in the stifling 0-0 with Chelsea at the Emirates was the latest setback for those clinging to Van Persie, in the hope that he’ll recapture the stunning form which saw him reach essential status. Certainly there’s been no let up in goal threat from Arsenal’s talisman. Today, Van Persie fired in seven efforts on goal – more than any other player in the Gameweek thus far – it was his most threatening display since Gameweek 18. Reassurance in numbers form – but is it enough?

Such statistics would indicate that his army of Fantasy owners, and those who skippered him yet again, were unfortunate to pocket just a single point after the Dutchman earned his seventh booking of the season. As Arsene Wenger commented in his post-match conference, Van Persie gave everything but, like his owners, he just got nothing back.

The question is, where do we go from here? A total of 74,000 net transfers out last week, already Van Persie is being shipped by thousands. Clearly there’s a tide turning against him as patience wears thin. Although fixtures against Stoke, Norwich and West Brom would suggest that Arsenal and Van Persie still have goals left to score.

Today’s injury to Theo Walcott won’t help acquire them – Van Persie will now have to do without his supply from the right flank for the remaining matches. However, that also deprives Arsene Wenger of the option of shifting Walcott to a central role and carrying out the unthinkable act of resting his skipper – even with 50 games in the tank. While Arsenal still have something to play for, Van Persie will surely start and, with those opponents, logic and statistics suggest that the goal drought surely cannot continue.

It’s getting tougher to hang on to such arguments, though. With Papiss Cisse maintaining a frightening and improbable scoring rate, it’s almost as if the power has shifted. Like the goal mojo took a train to Tyneside, leaving the weary Dutchman searching for the knack, whilst Cisse went about feasting. Double Gameweek offerings will be the next to tempt us to pull the chord on the Van Persie ejector seat: the nagging doubts are building.

Today’s harsh lesson will surely see the armband kept from Van Persie when he rolls up at Stoke. A notorious setting, Wenger won’t relish taking his men to the Britannia and the majority will expect Van Persie’s dry spell to be extended. Those who press the button prior to Gameweek will cling to the fact that the Gunners rarely enjoy their encounters with the muscular Potters who, at their best, can be formidable in front of their bellowing fans. It all points to another blank for the goalscorer supreme. I can almost see Tony Pulis, furiously waving a green flag for those now pondering disposing of Van Persie’s talents.

Personally, I’m not sure I want to take Tony’s advice: I never trust a man in a baseball cap. I’m not turning my back on Robin, not yet. Maybe I’ll sleep on it. Maybe, once Wayne Rooney has done his thing against Everton, once City have torn up Wolves – maybe then they’ll be enough to convince me that it’s time to give it up.

Right now it feels wrong. The good times are still too fresh in the mind. Even if part of me is watching my season whimper out along with Van Persie’s, he’s saved me so often, it’s almost as if I feel I owe to him to remain faithful.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Sarri-ball
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    De gea-Cech worth a 4 hit as Cech will def play both Double gameweeks or Bench Degea for City and play Mignolet V Bolton?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      M vs B

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  2. BOOM XHAKALACA
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    Have 2 FT, but considering 4 pointer. Pick 3 out of these 4:
    A.VdV
    B. Jelavic
    C. HBA
    D.Pienaar.

    Already have Cisse, Krul, Dempsey and BAE.

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    1. kaz 96
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      abd

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      A, D, C

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    3. सनकी
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      A
      B
      C

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    4. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Very similar to what I'm looking at. A,C,D atm for me

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      1. BOOM XHAKALACA
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        Think I prefer Jelavic over Pienaar tbh.

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    5. Davemc23
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      A, B and D in that case, newcastle's fixtures aren't great

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  3. Chazza
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    Tello was lacking bottle there.

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  4. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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    Anyone see 100/1 outsider Stephen Hendry's 147 at the crucible today? Nice to see a blow being struck for the old boys 😀

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
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      I saw the last couple of reds! Doherty broke down on 104 before that!

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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        Yep 🙂 Doherty was always good for breaking down on a 147. 😀

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        1. Abominable Snowy84
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          I will never forget that black ball!!!

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          1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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            I was watching that live myself. Unbelievable.

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    2. CarelessGenius©
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      Hendry's a miserable b*****d.

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      1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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        Well, he's Scottish. I think that's just how they come across. 😀

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        1. CarelessGenius©
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          I've seen the weather up there too!!!

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        2. JT's Dog
          14 years, 4 months ago

          He's only miserable because he is stuck in england

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          1. Oncemoreuntothebreach
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            😀

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  5. Jax
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    people asking if mata will play both games. no he won't. cup final is on the saturday. chelsea will rest players v n'castle.

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  6. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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    Any opinions on the likeliness that Mata will start both DGW games?

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Unlikely imo

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
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      Probably rested against QPR.

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    3. CarelessGenius©
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      Chelski defender for me methinks......Cahill?

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      1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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        Im thinking Terry.

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        1. CarelessGenius©
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          He's a bit costly.
          But if you pay peanuts, you get monkeys.

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          1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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            I have enough for him.

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    4. Mr Sarcastic
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      mata might play both games, newcastle is their main rival for 4 th spot now (with spurs).

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  7. Champ
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    • 16 Years
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    scarletts and munster all square. 20. 8 mins left

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  8. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Poll

    A. VDV + ≤£8.8m Forward

    B. Pienaar + ≤£11.3m Forward

    Thanks!

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    1. Davemc23
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      VDV + Cisse/Jelavic

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    2. King Eric, in America
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      B, Everton aren't rubbish.

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    3. Champ
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      Number A imo. Bon chance.

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    4. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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      Both. I thank yew.

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  9. LaLaLand
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    the way messi just bounces off players is ridiculous

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    1. Champ
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      Kryptonite. Its a night club in Clapham.

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  10. div
    • 14 Years
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    Only 4 DGW players, have 1FT and 2.4 in the bank, might take a hit too. Any tips would be grateful 😉

    Vorm
    Kompany, Enrique, Vermaelen
    Dempsey, Valencia, Bale, Siggy
    RVP, Tevez, Cisse

    Mignolet, McClean, Turner, Evans

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  11. Podge
    • 15 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Tennis players and golfers calling themselves olympians is just wrong

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    1. Davemc23
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Not on twitter so can't see it. I do have Collins though - I presume he's out for the season yeah?

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  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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    Barcelona looking pretty toothless

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Missing David Villa. Messi has done superb without him but today Villa would have been useful.

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    2. Holy See
      • 16 Years
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      Tello needs to go really methinks. Will score now obviously.

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  13. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
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    Right. I will go three up on Newcastle. Everton will be my also rans.

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Beat you to it. Jelavic will also be my only everton player.

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    2. Mílanista
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      • 15 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      Krul, Cabaye, Cisse, Pienaar and Jelavic?

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      1. Davemc23
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        Have you seen Newcastle's fixtures? Not good my friend

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        1. Hate that rotation
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          Form and motivation over fixtures.

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        2. Mílanista
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          I was guessing on Doosra's picks. I have seen their fixtures so will not be adding HBA to my Krul and Cisse.

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  14. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Good someone name some of the Chelsea players that they think could start both DGW games?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Bertrand. 😉

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    2. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Cech, Terry, (Cahill)

      That's it imo

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    3. Davemc23
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Cech. That is all.

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      1. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
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        What about Terry?

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  15. COMH
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    14 years, 4 months ago

    Get Dani Alves off the pitch. Disgrace of a performance tonight. Keeps losing the ball.

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    1. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Not to mention the simulation

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      1. COMH
        • 14 Years
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        Horrible little creature.

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    2. Jukesy
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      14 years, 4 months ago

      Only just started watching, this faking injury business is just ridiculous

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      1. Shipstontrev
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        They saw Drogba on Wednesday..

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        1. Jukesy
          • 14 Years
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          Aye

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  16. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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    I'd like to take a quick straw poll for GW36:

    A: Terry/Cahill or Jagielka?
    B: Valencia, McClean or (Ben Arfa -4)?

    Any opinions much appreciated, thanks lads.

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      A: Jagielka, imo.
      B: Ben Arfa, imo.

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    2. kaz 96
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      cahill
      mcclean

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    3. Stern John Terry Wilson Pal…
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      Thanks guys 🙂

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  17. COMH
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    Tello and Alves off.

    Cesc and Pedro on.

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  18. Davemc23
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    Shane Ferguson for the Wildcard DGW36 squad - who's with me?

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    1. wolowizard
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      seals champs league qualification by scoring against Chelsea!

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    2. Holy See
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      Just this once then.

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    3. Podge
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      hopefully a psychiatrist

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      1. Holy See
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        😀

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    4. kaz 96
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      that'd prevent the possibility of having both hba and cisse

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      1. Davemc23
        • 15 Years
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        Why? One can have 3 Newcastle players. I'm only gonna go with Cisse anyway - away games against Chelsea, Everton and a resurgent Wigan + a home game against Citeh do not fill me with confidence

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  19. wolowizard
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    RVP (c) Mega Fail, heres to hoping Rooney and Tevez make 10 min cameo appearances....... too much to wish for?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Why the feck did you not captain your grav???

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      1. wolowizard
        • 14 Years
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        Doos, i blame the Merlot, my gut was to stick with RVP. and with the recent breaking of the '4 game rule' dempsey is a loose cannon!

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          There are words for people like you - none of them pleasant! 😀 In vino veritas ... 😉

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          1. wolowizard
            • 14 Years
            14 years, 4 months ago

            *Checks Google*

            Cheers Doos, for a long time now i have raised a glass to your knowledge.

            just wish i could get my Captain choice right, last 4 weeks have ruined my chances, 4 X 2point GW's and my VC every week has hit double figures. woe is me.

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    2. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
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      Nope. Should happen.

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  20. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    A RVP--Cisse--Jellyfish frontline for the rest of the season the way to go?

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      That's what I'll have.

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    2. Jukesy
      • 14 Years
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      I think that's what I'm going with!

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    3. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I may end up there ...

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      1. CatMac
        • 16 Years
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        😯

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        1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Oh ... yes ... 😉

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    4. Podge
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      Jury is still out on the first one, head could be in Barcelona already

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        NOR,wba?

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    5. Le Bluff
      • 15 Years
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      Jellyfish?

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    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      I'm thinking Cisse, Jelavic and Tevez for next week. Feel like RVP has to be in for GW37 though.

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    7. Mr Sarcastic
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      Almost, rvp => aguero for last gw.

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      1. Davemc23
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        That's what I'm going with but will prob ship Cisse in GW38 for Tevez or Aguero

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  21. LaLaLand
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    dont know why people hate on barca for going down easily when madrid do it just as much if not more

    its busquets, alves VS pepe marcelo contreao ramos di maria

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    1. Hate that rotation
      • 14 Years
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      Basically there all disgraceful.

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  22. crystalpalaceRus
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    Should i do do 2 hits for 6 dgw'ers or keep miyaichi and have it -4 instead

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      I think you should stick ...

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    2. kaz 96
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      why get rid of ryo?
      he has a double too

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      1. crystalpalaceRus
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        Thats wot im saying i guess its 'could i get a better dgw'er thanryo or just keep him?' or the fact im worried he wont play alot since hes got 2 games this gameweek as well

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      2. Podge
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        cos he's a bit crap

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  23. JT's Dog
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Glad I sold cabaye 4 weeks ago, don't know where I would have kept all those points since then

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      He is and has been one of my favourites, and I bought in Ben Arfa. I am madder than a wet hen ...

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  24. THE Wild Rover
    • 16 Years
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Di Maria for being a cheating, diving, rolling around Lineker look-alike and Pepé for general all-round scuminess are two of my least favourite players...

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    1. Manani
      • 14 Years
      14 years, 4 months ago

      is busquet the 3rd? 🙂

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  25. Retro
    • 15 Years
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    Einstein's definition of insanity. Doing the same thing over and over again and expecting diffrerent results. Bringin VDV back in, anybody?

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    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
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      Torres, actually ... 😉

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      1. Davemc23
        • 15 Years
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        Yep, he's coming back for me

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  26. Holy See
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    Barca back.

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  27. JT's Dog
    14 years, 4 months ago

    Barca total football goal

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  28. Abominable Snowy84
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    1-1

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