[sbu_large_image] Men In Black
27 April 2012 2330 comments
Anorak Anorak
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With the double Gameweek affording us a realistic chance either to make up ground or put vital points between ourselves and those chasing, the weekly assessment of the men in black is here again to offer the alternative view of the key factors in play…

It was left to the final match of Gameweek last time out before a penalty was delivered, with the spot-kick awarded to Bolton in their win over Villa maintaining the record of at least one free shot being awarded in every Gameweek. That award took referee Chris Foy on to six for the season and lifted him to sixth place in the penalties per game stat. Foy’s appointment to the Stoke vs Arsenal match up, however, is not one that makes this round up, as we have to go back to 2010 to find the last penalty in this fixture (Cesc Fabregas in the 90th minute of the 3-1 away win). Robin van Persie may therefore have to wait a little longer for his next goal (he’s scored already vs Stoke – and has yet to score twice against any side other than Manchester United this season).

Instead, it’s the return of spot-kick loving Jonathan Moss to the roster, and a juicy double header for his mentor, Mike Dean, that take our fancy:

Jonathan Moss

Headteacher Moss is no stranger to this column, with seven penalties in his first 10 games this season and eight in his 12 match Premier League career. His appointment to the Liberty Stadium, as Swansea City take on a Wolves team now unburdened with the pressures of survival, looks intriguing. With seven penalties already conceded by the bottom club this season and a home record that has seen Swansea awarded six in their games so far in the Principality, there’s a fair chance we may see Scott Sinclair stepping up to boost his season tally. For Wolves, the freshness that their recent relegation may bring and a promise from manager Terry Connor to ‘respect the integrity’ of the competition, could result in a new verve to their play. The recent rise to the fore of wingers Matt Jarvis and Michael Kightly, may afford Stephen Hunt a chance to add a consolation goal as he prepares to wave at his brother Noel when they swap divisions in the summer (there’s a little known unsaid ‘Hunt ruling’ that only one brother can grace the Premier League each season).

Mike Dean

It’s not difficult to justify the inclusion of a referee who tops the penalty giving charts, although with four straight games without pointing to the spot, we were thinking of looking beyond Mike Dean for a just a second. That was until the Match officials appointments turned up on Monday that is.

For a man with a penchant for the pen, things couldn’t get much better than to start your double Gameweek with a Wigan side who’ve been involved in more penalty awards than any other this season with 15 in total (seven for and eight against). However, the visit of Newcastle to the DW stadium puts the cherry on the cake as it pits the Latics against the only side to have conceded more penalties than them, topping the penalties conceded stat with nine. With all those moons aligned, there is clearly no fixture in the league season with a greater potential than this one for a penalty award. For Wigan, with early season specialist Ben Watson out of the picture, we’d expect whoever gets the starting nod from Jordi Gomez and Shaun Maloney to take on the responsibility of putting away from 12-yards. As for the Newcastle options, the presumption is that as Demba Ba has taken all three previous penalties in the League this season (scored two), that he is still the man in possession.

In a quirky twist from the appointments panel, Dean’s second game of this bumper Gameweek happen to place him at the other end of the potential penalty scale, as in Spurs’ trip to Bolton. Here we will see the team with the fewest penalties conceded – Spurs, with only Mario Balotelli’s injury time winner on their record from January – up against the team sitting just one place above them in that table. Just in case though, we’d expect Rafael van der Vaart and Martin Petrov to do the honours should they be given the opportunity.

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  1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    Hmmm, Walker or Everton def (and which one)?

    Or any other def up to 6.3, maybe Huth?

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    1. Flycroft
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      everton def imo, better value and arguably sturdier defence too. spurs woefully out of form. hibbert seems to be the man

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        I'd get Jagielka if I knew he was definitely playing both games - Hibbert is a bit flairless...

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        1. Flycroft
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          don't be silly he's picking up assists left right and centre! jags is hardly setting the world alight either tbf

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          1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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            Tony 'shoooooooot!' Hibbert is anti-flair! I've had him in past seasons and he's been a great budget def, but you don't buy him for his attacking threat.

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  2. Flycroft
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    if you had torres in your team, would you choose mata or ben arfa for this week for the midfield spot?

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    1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      Ben Arfa because he's less likely to be rested.

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      1. Flycroft
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        my thoughts exactly, thanks

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  3. Dago
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    Hows this look? Who to captain?

    Cech
    Simpson Terry Hibberr
    VDV Dempsey Bale Siggy
    Cisse Adebayor Jelavic

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    1. Spoiler
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      out of that lot jele or cisse

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      1. you can call me AL
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        Im going ade (c)

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  4. Wilba
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    Is it worth taking an 8 point hit for Terry

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    1. stumanchuu
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      I just did, more fun...

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  5. Ivan
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    Any thoughts on my team for this DGW:

    Vorm

    Walker - Simpson - Hibbert

    Ben Arfa - Sigurdsson - Van der Vaart |C| - Bale

    Rooney - Jelavic - Cisse

    Subs: Begovic, Valencia, Turner, Evans

    Thanks

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    1. hillbillypete
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      nope

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    2. Freshy
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      Good luck with that captain choice
      thatt is all

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  6. Henry Hill
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    One half of Manchester is ready for the derby

    http://i38.photobucket.com/albums/e122/mrsbeak/city.jpg

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    1. applebonkers
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      microsoft paint. seriously, try writing in paint and it'll look exactly like that. oh and the whole pic being a bit dull/cloudy and washed out apart from this overly bright neon "chalk" is also a bit of a giveaway

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      1. Freshy
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        Your no fun

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        1. applebonkers
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          have seen it posted at least 5 times this week on various sites. it's inflammatory given how overly tribal football gets on the internet. and like lots of things on the internet it can only exist there as people aren't so happy to say or in this case write these things in real life

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          1. Henry Hill
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            Are you sure it isn't real, pretty funny regardless. Majority of people in Manchester support City so you'd never know

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            1. applebonkers
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              little clues like it's written in capitals as it's easier to do that on paint. the only way it's real is if the owner/member of staff is drunk/has parkinson's/disabled and has a magic pen

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  7. Freshy
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    RVP over Tony Valencia
    Vrom over Mig

    I think

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  8. Title20
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    RMT

    final starting team: -8 on transfers (* means DGW)

    Vorm
    Williamson*, Taylor, Walker*
    Siggy, Pienaar*, Bale*, HBA*
    Jelavic*, cisse*, Rvp

    subs: hilario, turner, valencia, evans

    Next GW cisse —> rooney

    also big question…. who to captain?

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    1. you can call me AL
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      Which Taylor is that ? Swans?

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      1. Title20
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        ya

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        1. you can call me AL
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          Cool. Well I don't have jelly or cisse but if I had to pick 1 for captain I'd go jelly. He will be on pens and has better fixtures on paper.

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  9. shiffo
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    VDV, Ben Arfa or Pienaar for Walcott? Have Bale, Cisse and Simpson, no everton. Money not an issue.

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    1. Flycroft
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      as you have bale and cisse i'd go for pienaar. in form and great fixtures

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      1. shiffo
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        thanks.. that's what im doing

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  10. teddyp
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    What is the likely chelsea back four?

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    1. Freshy
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      Drogba / Bosingwa / Terry / Cole

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      1. you can call me AL
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        Ha ha

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        1. Freshy
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          It happened vs Barca

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          1. you can call me AL
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            I know he was great vs noodle head In the chel box

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  11. Title20
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    best defender to get for this DGW? has to be less than 6.5....
    possibly everton/walker?

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    1. Freshy
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      Distin

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  12. Always (C)ane
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    my team :
    KRUL
    Caulker Verm Turner
    Siggy DEMPSEY BALE PIENAAR
    CISSE JELLY(c) Tevez

    my 1st opponent in H2H :
    KRUL
    WALKER Naylor Clichy
    Valencia BALE MATA Silva
    ADE SUAREZ(c) Yak

    my 2nd opponent in H2H (dead team) :
    BEGOVIC
    TERRY CASHLEY HANGELAND SHAWX SIMPSON
    Silva Yaya Dyer
    Aguero(c) SUAREZ

    to fight both, should i take 4pt hit for Walker or Terry ? Which one?
    or both for 8pt hit?

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  13. Call Me Old Fashioned
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    Decided BAE --->Terry not worth a hit considering by other defenders.

    Will play no DGW defenders (got Krul in net): Verm, Turner and McAuley.

    All 3 have good shot of CS and Terry would need 1CS to break even. So cant see worth. Think i will leave BAE 3rd sub until final GW.

    However, will take a hit for McClean. Pienaar or VDV to bring in? I have Jelavic and Bale as the only cover from Spurs and Everton.

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    1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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      sod it VDV in for -4. Spurs gotta do something surely?!

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      1. HappyAnkit
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        Can't say but Harry has to motivate them.

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  14. fc_gorbachev
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    Hi guys, really quick question, Torres or Adebayor?

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    1. jaymanutd1
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      jelavic or cisse or anyone but them 2

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      1. Flycroft
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        ridiculous, i dont see either of those chumps scoring goals for fun vs barcelona? torres all the way to the big points

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        1. jaymanutd1
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          i didnt see torres scoring for fun, i saw him score one tap in from a one on one situation

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          1. Flycroft
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            he's back and everyone knows it, ignore at your peril

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            1. jaymanutd1
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              he's been back at several points in his chelsea spell this is just the latest, he wont start both games this week, could score one maybe but can't see it really

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    2. Flycroft
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      torres all day every day

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    3. HappyAnkit
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      Ade

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  15. jaymanutd1
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    quick poll on captain choice for me:
    jelavic
    cisse
    vdv
    bale

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    1. FPL Touches
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      cisse.

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  16. FPL Touches
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    Ina bit of a pickle...who should I go for

    A) RVP + McClean -----> Jelavic + Siggy

    B) Valencia ------> Pienaar

    Unfortunately cannot do McClean -> Pienaar as only have 1.5m in bank 🙁
    Thanks!

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    1. FPL Touches
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      A would take a 4pt hit btw...

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    2. Jafalad
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      A. No brainer.

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  17. TheAcestarr
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    Is anyone playing Euro 2012 fantasy

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    1. HappyAnkit
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      Me

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  18. 1966 was a great year for E…
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    What time are price changes these days, still 2.00am?

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    1. Flycroft
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      between 2-3 afaik

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      3.30am i think.

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    3. applebonkers
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      it crazily late. like 3:30 -3:45

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        Cheers folks. Gives me 1 1/2 hours to umm and ahh over Everton defenders, lovely...

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    4. McDog
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      3.30 these days

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  19. Gubborr
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    RVP or Rooney this gameweek ?

    Do you reckon Utd will match City's 4-4-2 and play Rooney behind Welbeck, play Welbeck as a lone forward and Rooney deeper in midfield in a 4-3-3 formation or play Rooney as a lone striker ?

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    1. Freshy
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      I bet on RVP
      Its about time ARS had a good game

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      1. Freshy
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        And Roo wil be all over the place

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  20. you can call me AL
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    A lot of people saying money not an issue this week. Is everyone selling rvp or Rooney to fund their habit?

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  21. hillbillypete
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    still not made my transfers. still hungry

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    1. @ImpressiveTackl
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      Me neither.

      I really don't know if hits for any of the defenders seem worth it... Anyone care to counter that?

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      1. Call Me Old Fashioned
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        No. I cant bring myself to do it. I explained my reasoning above.

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      2. hillbillypete
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        i wont be takin hits for defenders but i will be makin at least 3 transfers (2 hits)

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      3. Freshy
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        I like Terry

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        1. hillbillypete
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          only worth it if u think he will score or assist IMO

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          1. roooooooooneyyyy
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            or keep 2 clean sheets

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  22. TheAcestarr
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    This is my team, who should I start?

    Krul Vorm
    Terry Caulk Kilgallon Evans Lescott
    HBA Bale VDV Siggy Pienaar
    Cisse Aguero Adebayor

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    1. HappyAnkit
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      Krul
      Terry Caulker Kilgallon
      Bale VDV HBA Pienaar
      Cisse Aguero Ade

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  23. stumanchuu
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    Who thinks Jelly will play both games? If not going Cisse, but Jelly currently captain...thanks

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    1. Flycroft
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      don't see why he wouldn't, very strong captain choice this week. he's mine

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    2. Jafalad
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      Me. How else are Everton going to score?

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    3. Freshy
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      Hes a rented mule...........Moyes will run him till he dies

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    4. stumanchuu
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      Thanks for the reassurance cheers...

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  24. Davido989
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    Vorm
    Kaboul Enrique Hibbert
    HBA Demps Vdv (C) Siggy
    Rvp Aguero Jelly

    Begovic Caulker Turner McClean

    all good to go ?

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    1. TheAcestarr
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      Not RVP.

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      1. Davido989
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        Stoke are real clumsy atm.

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    2. Jafalad
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      7 dgwers but no Cisse. A collector's item. Right there.

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      1. Davido989
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        HBA is enough Toon coverage. All rivals have Cisse so I'll have Jelly.

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        1. Jafalad
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          That forehead is going to your head. 😉

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    3. roooooooooneyyyy
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      really you'd play vorm over begovic?

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      1. Davido989
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        I think Vorm is guaranteed 6 points whereas Begovic may concede in both.

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        1. HappyAnkit
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          Wolves looked dangerous in the Last Match against City.
          I think Wolves will score 1 or 2 goals.

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    4. HappyAnkit
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      Vorm>Begovic

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      1. Davido989
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        I'll consider it, thanks.

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        1. TheAcestarr
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          I think you should put Begovic, if he starts both theres 4 points guaranteed, and even if he does not get CS, he can get saves, so all in all, I would say he would get more points, but Im not sure about the Stoke GK rotation situation.

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    5. Freshy
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      Captain VDV ....could be inspiered......I have my doubts

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      1. Davido989
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        Between VDV and Jelly.

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  25. Title20
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    walker, jag, huth, hibbert?

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    1. rdpx
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      Jag

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  26. roooooooooneyyyy
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    this is my wildcard team so far... help appreciated

    begovic (bogdan)
    walker terry hibbert
    bale dempsey pienaar barfa siggy
    jelavic cisse

    what do u guys think?? is there anyone I'm missing that would be much better?
    and also should i take out siggy and go all out for a DGW player??

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    1. rdpx
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      friedel!
      ade for cisse - everyone has cisse....
      make sure you have nani for GW37

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    2. Jafalad
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      Who are the other 3 players?

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      1. roooooooooneyyyy
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        rvp kelly evans my bench

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  27. Danny x-factor
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    Bring in Jag or Hibb for Simpson?

    Already got Krul. Just to minimize the damage.

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    1. rdpx
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      i was wondering that, but it would have to be no clean sheets for NFC and 2 clean sheets for Everton to be worth it... so decided to sit tight on Taylor

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  28. Tmel
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    Bale or VDV?

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    1. HappyAnkit
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      VDV

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    2. Gubborr
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      Bale

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  29. Flycroft
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    WC team

    Howard/Al Habsi
    Kaboul/Verm/Evans/Hibbert/Caulker
    Ben Arfa/Bale/Dempsey/Siggurdson/Moses
    Jelavic/Torres(C)/Rooney

    7.4 in the bank for Ben Arfa-> Nani and Torres-> Van Persie next week

    Thoughts? gone for flair

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    1. rdpx
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      EVANS is injury question mark. Shame to waste WC on an injured player

      Torres is just RAW OPTIMISM

      Pienaar beats Moses and GW 37 vs Wolves

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  30. Goalarov
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    What's the latest on Kelly - is he playing this weekend?

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