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3 May 2012 2588 comments
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Later than usual, The Digest examines Newcastle’s unstoppable striker, Tottenham’s return to goalscoring form and the dilemma up front for Fantasy managers ahead of the penultimate Gameweek:

The Player

A pair of sublime finishes at the Bridge proved the weekend blank at Wigan was just a temporary blip. Papiss Cisse’s outstanding goalscoring record since joining Newcastle back in January shows little sign of letting up – last night, the former SC Freiburg man demonstrated he’s capable of producing world-class finishes as well as grabbing the occasional six-yard tap-in for Alan Pardew’s side.

With nine goals in his six appearances prior to the double Gameweek, Cisse was transferred in by over 90,000 Fantasy managers but failed to fire against the Latics, hitting the woodwork twice as his scoring streak came to an unexpected end. Up against a buoyant Chelsea side, many had expected him to struggle but last night’s double highlighted just what sort of player Pardew has acquired in the winter window.

A tally of 13 goals in 12 games, with maximum bonus points in six of his last eight appearances, Cisse’s confidence is sky-high right now and the scene is set for him to possibly have a major say in the destination of the title. City arrive at the Sports Direct Arena in desperate need of the three points prior to their Gameweek 38 home match with QPR – Roberto Mancini’s men have returned three clean sheets in their last four, but Cisse could well spoil their ambitions this Sunday. It’s by no means a straightforward fixture for the in-form forward and, with a trip to Goodison to follow, he could barely ask for a trickier end to the campaign – David Moyes’ side have seven clean sheets in their last eight at home. Only 9,000 Fantasy managers have snapped up his services so far but, with an average 8.4 points per game, plenty more will want a piece of the action prior to Saturday’s deadline.

The Team

Tottenham were hardly in the best of form prior to their double Gameweek. Harry Redknapp’s side had registered a single win in the previous nine Gameweeks but a pair of fixtures against relegation candidates Blackburn and Bolton proved the perfect platform to re-ignite their push for a fourth place finish.

A return to form saw Spurs rack up six goals over the Gameweek, with Rafael Van der Vaart the main protagonist. A goal against Blackburn means the Dutchman has now notched in each of his last three home starts, while a goal and assist contribution at the Reebok brought his score for the Gameweek to 22 Fantasy Premier League (FPL) points. With Gareth Bale also weighing in with a trio of assists and Emmanuel Adebayor bagging a brace against the Trotters, the confidence is back and, with the Fantasy heavyweights amongst the north London outfit flourishing once again, their owners will be in confident mood heading into the final two Gameweeks.

Spurs now travel to Aston Villa – the midlands side have picked up just two points from their last four home matches and are falling flat in their battle to stave off the threat of relegation. Gameweek 38 then sees Fulham arrive at the Lane; the Cottagers will be boosted by their midweek win at Liverpool but Kenny Dalglish’s decision to rest and rotate proved the home side’s undoing. Three defeats in their last five road trips is more indicative of Fulham’s form and, with the likelihood of a win required to seal their spot in fourth, Spurs are certain to go all out to finish the season in style.

The Talking Point

With eight teams facing a pair of fixtures last time round, forward lines were shaken up and restructured ahead of the double Gameweek. A willingness to hop aboard the Nikica Jelavic and Papiss Cisse bandwagons saw Robin Van Persie and Wayne Rooney sacrificed by many – the Gunners skipper was shipped out by 84,000 Fantasy managers, while almost 32,000 rid themselves of the United man’s services.

Both, however, look strong captaincy favourites ahead of the weekend’s schedule. Van Persie now faces Norwich at home and, with the Canaries shipping 11 goals in their last three games, Paul Lambert’s side seem to have taken their foot off the gas now their top-flight safety is assured. Arsene Wenger’s men desperately need the points – a win for Chelsea in the Champions League Final against Bayern Munich would mean that only the top three qualify next season. The Gunners are currently in third but can afford no more slip-ups, with Spurs and Newcastle just a single point behind them.

Rooney welcomes Swansea to Old Trafford in United’s final home game of the season. Neck and neck with City in the race for the title, it could well come down to goal difference and, at present, United are eight goals worse off than their neighbours. All-out attack is likely, then, and a look at Rooney’s recent home stats suggests points are on the agenda; he has scored and picked up maximum bonus in each of his last three at Old Trafford – indeed, he has bagged a brace in four of his last six at home, such has been his consistency.

While both players face tricky away trips on the final Gameweek, with Van Persie at West Brom and Rooney at Sunderland, a switch to Sergio Aguero or Carlos Tevez is an easy move, with QPR rolling up to the Etihad. At present, almost 12,000 Fantasy managers have transferred in Van Persie, with 9,000 bringing in Rooney. With so much at stake for both players, entering the Gameweek with only one, or neither, in our starting line-ups this weekend looks a seriously risky move indeed.

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  1. rdb
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Team is in a bit of a mess..would appreciate any suggestions!
    Reina (Bogdan)
    Verm Skrtel Evans (Collins,caulker)
    Bale Vdv Dempsey HBA (Siggy)
    Roo(c) Papiss Jelly

    What do you guys reckon?

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    1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
      • 14 Years
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      Doens't look too bad, have you made a transfer aleady?

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      1. rdb
        • 14 Years
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        No, have 1 ft left

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        1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
          • 14 Years
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          What about Evans ➡ Walker?

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    2. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      Habit to Moses or pienaar?

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      1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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        Hba no habit damn iPhone spelling

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      2. rdb
        • 14 Years
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        Was thinking of a punt on nani?? More chances of a double digit score from him i reckon. You think i need to make any changes to my defence?

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        1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          Evans is injured this week. It is hard to predict clean sheets this season though so don't take a hit on a def.

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  2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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    is sagna worth it for the last 2 weeks (i have verm already). need to get a defender in due to injury worries.

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I was thinking the same

      Norwich and WBA with little to play for really (Arsenal need to secure 3rd right?)

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      1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
        • 15 Years
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        2 of the best fixtures of all the teams left. i may just double on them.. cant see too many teams with as favourable fixtures over the next 2

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        1. SouthCoastSaint
          • 14 Years
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          agree think I may be ditching Cashley

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  3. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
    • 14 Years
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    Repeat for all you ignorers 😀
    Thoughts on a 4-pointer on Cisse ➡ Hernandez for United coverage. Ahead in my minileague by 24 and rival has got Rooney or RVP. Already done HBA ➡ Moses

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
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      not for a hit

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
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      hernandez is too much of a risk imo. you dont even know if he will start or what form he is in

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      1. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
        • 14 Years
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        But now Welbeck's out he's almost certain to start and is generally a bigger threat than Roonster

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        1. SouthCoastSaint
          • 14 Years
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          could easily be Berba?

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        2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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          i dunno, i'm just not feeling it. i don't even know when hernandez's last goal was

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          1. SouthCoastSaint
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            Chelsea 3 3? Wolves?

            Hernandez is way too risky, would rather have Ade cheaper and away to a Villa defence that cant defend set pieces without Dunne

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    3. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
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      how is hernandez covering rooney, sounds like a nice diff, but a risk

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    4. jimski
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Blimey, I'm having misgivings about doing Cisse -> RVP at all, and you're considering him out for a *hit* to *Hernandez*.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        It takes all sorts. 🙂

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    5. kennethrhcp
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      13 years, 11 months ago

      doesn't sound 2 bad 2 me

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    6. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
      • 14 Years
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      All right, thanks guys, guess it is a bit risky as Cisse porbably has a better chance of scoring than Hernandez anyways, thoughts on Aguero ➡ Rooney/RVP for a 4pt

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      1. AMygg
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Aguero -> RVP is a must, even for a hit imo. You know that your rivals will most likely have him and he could score big against an awful Norwich side.

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  4. Goonther
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    So early feelings for this gameweeks are Rooney and RVP to score goals in tons. With Man Utd flying forward to win by crazy amounts to make up goal differential it could allow for some space in the back and not a clean sheet. Arsenal defense? Jelavic seems a better choice this weekend than Cisse just bc of Man City...and it will free up funds...Tottenham have a good fixture too.

    1) Who to switch Vorm for?

    2) Keep Demps?

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      2) 100% keep demps

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    2. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      will Utd be pouring forward in droves??? i don't think they will, esp if Newcastle take points off City

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  5. mosch1one
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Sad but funny!! FYI

    Thank you, I really do appreciate a reply as you must be inundated with questions for a broad scope of incidents.

    I still really do not understand how the save points work though, maybe you could clear this up to help me engage in the game further?
    I am sure I counted 5 during the game actually.

    Out of interest, was the double save from Bale and Van Der Vaart classed as one or two?

    Again, appreciate your time.

    Thanks
    Jay

    ----- Original Message -----
    From: Fantasy Support
    To: Jay
    Sent: Thu May 03 16:30:02 2012
    Subject: Re: Save points: Adam Bogdan GW36

    Hi Jay

    Thanks for the email.

    The saves have been reviewed for this match and altered to 3 saves,
    giving Bogdan an extra point for the match.

    Please note that the number of shots on target isn't always the number
    of saves by the opposition goalkeeper, as shots can be blocked by
    defenders. Hope this helps.

    Regards

    Fantasy Support

    On 03/05/2012 14:03, Jay wrote:
    Good afternoon,

    Could you please explain to me how you accrue save points for goalkeepers as I am rather perplexed with this?

    Tottenham have 11 shots on target yet Bogdan only managed 2 saves, why is this? I counted several. From the top of my head, the double save from Bale and then Van Der Vaart in the first half and the save with his feet at the very end of the game.

    Further more is there a difference between "saves" and "blocks", if so, what is this? I notice on the BBC text that some authors seem to write "saved by" where as others write "blocked by".

    Also, lastly, I would be very interested in the source you use for your data?

    Thank you and kind regards

    Jay

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      OPTA

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    2. ۩۞۩Tommo727™۩۞۩
      • 14 Years
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      'Saved by' is by the goalkeeper, 'blocked by' is by the defender or other player 😀

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      1. mosch1one
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        BBC text last night was saying a mixture for Bogdan of blocked and saved!?!?

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  6. Coach Taylor
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Who shall I put on the bench? M.Petrov, Moses, Bale or Jelavic?

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    1. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Just not jelavic!!!

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    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Can I borrow one please

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    3. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      petrov

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  7. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Is Snowy still around?

    I hope you're reading this you bitch 😛

    in no shape or form do I see Tulisa as the sexiest woman 🙄

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
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      Im joking! IT just looks like a poll for 15 year olds!

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      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
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        Lol I heard about it. How can Scarlett Johansson be ranked 31 or something like that?! I bet it was a ranking for the top slut award 😀

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        1. Abominable Snowy84
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          I nearly choked on fresh air when i seen it.
          mmmmmm Scarlett Johansson!

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          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Her arse is one of the very few things I would die for! Excuse me whilst I get some tissues 😉

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            1. GREENDREAMS11
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              lol. my typing has just slowed down 50% 😉 ooh jenny saunders, show me your pie

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              1. Davido989
                • 15 Years
                13 years, 11 months ago

                that's heaven 😉

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        2. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          ^This x100^, so many random close-ups on her ass in The Avengers it's unbelievable.........

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          1. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            THIS

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    2. Parm
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      • 14 Years
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      ^This x10^

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Tulisa would get it though.

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      1. Mull
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        • 14 Years
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        If you had a choice of Scarlett Johansson or Tulisa though...

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Oh of course Scarlett is better, just saying Tulisa would get it, again. 8)

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      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
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        Not from me 😛

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Oh you don't swing that way? Fair enough. 😉

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          1. Silent Alarm
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            That ass in The Avengers on those shots from behind was an ass double blatently

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  8. Drip Doctor
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    I take it there is no Scoutcast tonight then, has it been confirmed?

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  9. ★A-O-Chamberlain★ COYG …
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    What do you guys think lf my potential team for this week?

    Al-Habsi (Bogdan)
    Vermaelen | Evra | Walker (Boyce, Kilgallon)
    VDV | Pienaar | Nani | Bale/Dempsey (Sigurdsson)
    Jelavic | Rooney(VC) | RVP(C)

    Any improvements? And Bale or Dempsey for that midfield spot?

    Thanks 🙂

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  10. 4vets
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    What are the chances of Terry or Squirts starting gw37?

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    1. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Both should 4vets, especially Skrtel

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    2. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      hmm terry is quite fit and has played most games without rest in the past. he might get rested for it but i reckon skrtel is more likely to be rested than him.

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Thanx both... that's what I wanted to hear 🙂

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    3. Shipstontrev
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      What about Jose Enrique?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        What about him? 🙂

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      2. 4vets
        • 15 Years
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        I have Terry and Squirts, Ships... and Evans. I reckon I cobble a defense if one of the above 2 play and Evans is back for 38.

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        1. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          I have Verm, Terry and JE. Not liking my other two Simpson & Evans.

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          1. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Sagna, Squirts, JT, Evans & Turner for me. Not good but the Devil drives...

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        2. Shipstontrev
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          I have Verm, Terry and JE, so need all 3 as I only have Simpson and Evans.

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    4. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Terry will play very game now until the end of the season.

      Oh wait, sorry John... You can't, your BANNED from the champions league final.

      Just call me. . . . Geoff 😉

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      1. Shipstontrev
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        😆 😆

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      2. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        You know what Evs, I did actually forget Terry was banned for the CL final... ashamed to admit it, but it's been an emotional week. Far too casual! 😉

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Good job I did my Geoff Shreeves cameo then 4 vets 🙂

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  11. Messi & fabregas
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    huth / walker / simpson / evans / caulker 0.2 in bank 1FT

    shall i play the first 3 and save the transfer or transfer someone in? if yes who?

    thanks

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  12. hossuck
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Evans for Huth, Clichy, Smalling, or someone else?

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    1. Messi & fabregas
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      same dilemma here, cant decide crazy to have a wigan defender for the last two matches? or hibbert?

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      1. hossuck
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Hibbert could be a good shout. Wigan could be safe by the last gameweek couldn't they? Not sure it's worth bringing one in. Not sure how likely Stoke are to get a clean sheet against the 2 teams in desperate need of a win, but Huth is always a threat from set plays. Will Clichy play both games? Think I've decided against Smalling - too much of a risk.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      ooo i like the sound of mr huth

      sounds like a ball hitting a head

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      1. hossuck
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        HUTH

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    3. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Arsenal defender

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      1. hossuck
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I've already got Verm.. Worth getting another?

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    4. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      My two choices are:

      A: Evra
      B: Koscielny or Sagna ... double Arsenal DF

      Can't decide yet.

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  13. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    anyone seen the new Galaxy S3. Wowsers 🙂

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    1. Bale me Out
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      S[iri] voice. Samsung keep innovating -_-

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      1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        they are the most innovative with phones imo. and i use iphone currently. the browsing on this phone is going to be immense.

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    2. NATSTER
      • 15 Years
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      it's released? interesting..

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      1. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        not on sale until a few weeks but they unveiled it today

        http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/samsung/9243535/Samsung-Galaxy-S3-features-at-a-glance.html

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        1. NATSTER
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          thank you.. 🙂

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  14. Iain Dowies Love Child
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17933659

    Great article - don't think Saturday's game will be as classic as games gone by though unfortunately - hope I'm wrong

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  15. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    CISSE OUT RVP/ROONEY IN

    yay or nay

    first to 5

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    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yay RVP

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Rvp

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    3. manehi
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      do it for RVP

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    4. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Yes.

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    5. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Has Rooney not got better form over VP of late, especially at home

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  16. Corrigan
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Rate My Hot Pics

    Kate Beckinsale
    Emily Deschanel, Zooey Deschanel,  Tamla Kari, Amy Williams
    Rebecca Knight, Sarah Wayne Callies, Mila Kunis,
    Pippa Middleton, Kate Middleton, Carly Stenson

    Charlie Webster, Rachel McAdams, Charlotte Haddock

    Biy risky to double on the Middleton and Deschanel sisters? Bench in the right order?

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    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      That squad would make a great 16-some with me!

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        And Ron Jeremy! They can all take turns on you! Ron 1st!

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      i misread the bench as charlie dimmock and was going to have a go, mind you a pretty handy 3rd sub

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    3. Bale me Out
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Oh you intentionally missed Kim Kardashian

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Bench? Casting Couch? 😉

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    5. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      The Olsen twins should be in there somewhere 😆

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    6. Drip Doctor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Pfff that is division 2! No big hitters in there.

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    7. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      The Middletons are overrated.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
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        It's a class thing ... 😉

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
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          That's true actually. I have very little class. 😉

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      2. Corrigan
        • 15 Years
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        "Forbidden" Kate is sensational.

        Pippa is probably overrated.

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    8. SouthCoastSaint
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Zooey Deschanel = David Luiz at centre back

      bit of a kook

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    9. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
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      you need someone more meaty etween the sticks than beckinsale

      id opt for adele, the female neville southall

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      1. Abominable Snowy84
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Harsh! Southall is not a fat bastard.

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      2. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        😆

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      3. Corrigan
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        What about the ginger one from Mad Men?

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
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          NOW YOUR TALKIN!

          faints

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          1. Corrigan
            • 15 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Mull, you're not helping my slobbering condition. Smoking isn't supposed to be sexy, but she is just...

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        2. Corrigan
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Christina Hendricks! Tits like bags of sand.

          Jasmine Birtles?
          Sarah Jane Mee?

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          1. Evs
            • Has Moderation Rights
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Charlotte Jackson, filthy.

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            1. Corrigan
              • 15 Years
              13 years, 11 months ago

              Aaah, the must-have RVP of FPL clunge - standard issue. Though, I was looking for some differentials.

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          2. JK - Cønt ⭐
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 11 months ago

            Loving the Mila

            am disappointed by the lack of Rachel Weisz

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          3. Pilko's Pump Pants
            • 14 Years
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            Always room in a 1st XI for Monica Bellucci... 😉

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    10. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Rebecca Knight should be on the bench, pleasing the manager.

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    11. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      you forgot vanessa del rio 😛

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      1. GREENDREAMS11
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        putting the fantasy back into ffs.

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  17. saint4life
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Desperate for opinions, just hauled ML leader to within 4pts after being 40 behind at start of week but he has Roon, rvp and cisse whereas I have ade, jelly and rvp. Really worried about roon going mental, no mu coverage with evans out so.......
    Mata-moses and ade-mata or
    Mata to mu mid and skrtel to mu def

    I like the mu mid and def but which ones? Anyone any ideas who will start out of young,nani and Val? Smalling, Rafael and Jones?

    Argh crunch time and mu team seems more unpredictable than its been all season.

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    1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      I've got Valencia and thinking of bringing Rooney in for augers this week. I also have Evans out but benching til next week as he might play.

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      1. saint4life
        • 14 Years
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        Yeh don't mind benching Evans but defense of skrtel, Kelly and terry doesn't look too promising! Do u think Val will def start or nani and young instead maybe?

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        1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Valencia and 1 of Nani or young

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  18. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Siggy to Moses or pienaar.

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    1. Messi & fabregas
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      piennar it will be an open match vs two teams with nothing to play for

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
      • 14 Years
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      Pieman

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    3. McDog
      • 15 Years
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      I'm trying to decide this myself. Pienaar is the more reliable option, but he has one difficult game against Newcastle, Moses has 2 nice fixtures. Really tough to decide.

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  19. Jonah Takalua
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    so, no podcast?

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  20. Messi & fabregas
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    is gibbs or santos set to start on saturday? who is the regular starter?

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    1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Gibbs normally when fit!

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      1. Messi & fabregas
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        thanks

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  21. BootlegRascal
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    On my phone, too difficult checking. Who got the Baps for LIV-FUL and STO-EVE. Thanks in advance

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    1. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      LIV-FUL

      Hangeland (3)
      Schwarzer (2)
      Kelly (1)
      Duff (1)
      Dempsey (1)
      Dembele (1)

      STO-EVE

      Osman (3)
      Pienaar (2)
      Huth (1)

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  22. seanie3
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    krul (vorm)
    santon, verm, turner (caulker, evans)
    dempsey, bale, valencia, pienaar (siggy)
    cisse, jelavic, rooney

    a) cisse & dempsey -> rvp & moses
    b) cisse & dempsey -> rvp & vdv
    c) cisse -> rvp
    d) something else

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    1. manehi
      • 14 Years
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      c)
      (and I'd get rid of Siggy before Dempsey)

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      1. seanie3
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        but then who do I bench if I get rid of siggy??

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    2. brianutd-why always we? 20
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      C

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    3. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      C Don't transfer Dempsey out this week

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  23. you can call me AL
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Repost
    So I have siggy and HBA. Need to swap one for Moses. Which one do I lose?
    Please cast your votes..

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    1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Siggy

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    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Either, not much difference, probably HBA as Siggy has Pool at home 38

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    3. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      HBA

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  24. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Katy Perry in the top 10 sexiest women by FHM?

    Pfffffffffffffffffffffffffff.

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      It's just a top 10 of who's the most famous at the moment. What a load of tosh.

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    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      My top 3 are:

      3 - Cheryl Cole
      2 - Kim Kardashian
      1 - Scarlet Johansson

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        Not bad I suppose 😉

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        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          What's yours dude?

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      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
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        hmm kardashian is ugly on the inside and therefore ugly on the outside, basically john terry with makeup

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        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          John Terry does not have her back off.

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  25. Tommytour
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Players I want to punt on this week...

    Taarabt
    Djerbil
    Hernandez
    Gibbs
    Ox
    Yak/Hoilett

    Any worth a dabble?

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    1. McDog
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Taraabt is a good shout imo.

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    2. Hazard267
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Im going for 2 punts one is probz moloney for me

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  26. SouthCoastSaint
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    If you own Jelavic you have to captain him this weekend

    right?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
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      No.

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        not really

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    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Wrong

      If you have RVP you have to captain him

      If you don't? You have to buy RVP and Captain him

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        And if you can't afford him, you have to take hits in order to afford him, and then captain him.

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        1. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 11 months ago

          Correct 😉

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    3. saint4life
      • 14 Years
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      Ask yourself if u had to pick one player in one game this weekend to score you a goal to save your life who would it be? For me rvp hands down. He is home to Norwich too and jelly is away albeit at wolves but still rvps odds of getting 2 or more goals are half what jellys are at the bookies.

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      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
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        imagine that though if lives actually depended on it! would certainly put pressure on them....and make their sallaries more justifiable

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  27. Hazard267
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZWZJn0Ir49g anyone else scene this what a lad

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    1. Abominable Snowy84
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Ya they really should play liverpool games early. Before pubs open.

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    2. The EJJ
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      The people behind the guy are what I hate about football, pure low lifes ruining the sport.

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    3. Pilko's Pump Pants
      • 14 Years
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      Love that he waited until he was in the 'custody' of about 3 police officers before going for the moonie..

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  28. NATSTER
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    My DF question come down to two obvious choices..

    Schwarzer (Vorm)
    Vermaelen - Terry - Evans(injured) - Simpson(doubt) - Turner

    A: Evans >> Evra ... I think United have high chance for CS and Evra should involve a lot in attacking if they are going to close gap on goal differences.

    B: Evans >> Koscielny/Sagna ... Arsenal have high CS chance too. Kos & Sagna could score/assist as well.

    What do you think please?

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    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Sagna

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  29. ViperStripes
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Who to bench from my front 8?

    Moses, Demps, VDV, Ben Arfa, Valencia
    RVP, Cisse, Jelly

    I'm thinking Demps as the player not on form....??

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    1. GHB
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Tough but I would go Ben Arfa

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        And my defence is SH1T!!

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  30. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 11 months ago

    Rooney in for aguero this week -4 tho

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 11 months ago

      Rooney or RVP....that is the question

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      1. Chippo, Hadji, Aloisi.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 11 months ago

        I have RVP already.

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