[sbu_large_image] The Stock Check
2 February 2013 5067 comments
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Another Wayne Rooney goal, another Robin Van Persie blank – United’s hard-fought victory at the Cottage added further fuel to the fire for Fantasy managers. Here’s the Stock Check on Saturday’s evening kick-off…

On the Up

Wayne Rooney
Despite being moved to the left midway through the second-half, the former Everton man secured the points with a calm finish. Having grabbed a double last time out against Southampton, Rooney is staking a real case for consideration either as an alternative or partner for Robin Van Persie in our forward lines and looks a real differential with Fantasy Premier League (FPL) ownership under 7%. His consistency of late has been staggering – tonight’s goal made it eight in the last six league starts.

Jonny Evans
His return to the starting lineup made an immediate difference at the Cottage. United had registered clean sheets in each of Evans’ previous two appearances – given they had conceded in the last three without him, his calming influence at the back looks to be a major factor. With the assist for Rooney’s goal, Evans looks set to earn FPL bonus points to cap another assured display.

Going Down

Robin Van Persie
The Dutchman has now registered back-to-back blanks – coinciding with Rooney’s return to the starting XI. The Dutchman had produced in each of his previous ten and while there’s no doubting his consistency over the season, many are now contemplating a switch as mini-leagues start to heat up with the quest for differentials becoming a key factor. With a favourable run of fixtures ahead, Van Persie’s owners will be confident of a return to form but Rooney’s kinder 11.8 FPL price tag liberates budget to be utilised elsewhere.

Antonio Valencia
Handed a start on the right in a 4-4-2, the former Wigan man disappointed yet again and was hauled off on 65 minutes. It’s a single assist in 11 appearances now for Valencia and with Danny Welbeck and Shinji Kagawa pushing for game time, he could well return to the periphery once more. Fantasy managers have been deprived of an assured midfield asset in the United squad all season: there is little sign of that situation changing.

Brede Hangeland
Owned by more than 6% of the Fantasy Premier League player base, Hangeland has been a major disappointment so far this season: yet again he’s without a goal and, with just three clean sheets, his return have failed to live up to a pre-season billing which hailed him as a potential bargain. Tonight the Norwegian suffered his latest setback, withdrawn at half-time with a knock, rumoured to be an Achilles problem, which may now make him a doubt for Fulham’s next outing at Norwich.

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  1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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    Why is rooney so fat

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    1. Smarty Pants
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      he was borne this way

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      1. Smarty Pants
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        *born

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      2. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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        I understand that but why is he a fat pig?

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        1. Tim Canterbury
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          lol

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    2. Well you know, Triffic
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      Because he steals all of RVP's points.

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    3. ★FC Borecelona★
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      Big boned?

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      1. tommys
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        Water weight??

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      2. hnmfm
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        He must have pretty big bone in is a$$ then

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        1. Mile Plankton
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          Cartman 🙂

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        2. The Light Knight
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          South Park reference 🙂

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    4. Tim Canterbury
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      Not by my standards 😉

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    5. JT's Dog
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        Admit it you meant to type fit

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    6. Ferris Bueller
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      How many points would you take as a hit before considering using a WC?

      If, around FA cup semi-final time, we have a bumper DGW I imagine an unused WC could be worth a lot of points, but I may have to take an 8pt hit even to field 10 players in GW27 (damn you Demel and Guthrie!)

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      1. Acquafresca
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        8.

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        1. Lloyd Xmas
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          Correct 8 is enough

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        2. Ferris Bueller
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          Thanks Acqua - so I was forced to field 9 players this GW and, with 3 DGW players, this could escalate for GW27. In your opinion, worth WC'ing to be absolutely sure of fielding 11 that week? Otherwise I'm at the mercy of Big Sam, Rafa and McDermott's rotations...

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      2. Mr Sarcastic
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        keep tinkering that myself, have gibbs, demel and clyne + no suarez

        wc now - prob not wise
        wc gw27 - may have to do it
        if I don't use my wc in those weeks, I'll prob take -12 hits in two weeks

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        1. Ferris Bueller
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          Cheers Snowman. I suppose sticking to original plan and reassessing once GW27 comes round is the wisest move. Just feels wrong using a WCso soon after January.

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      3. Butters
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        I'd go up to -12 to make sure I field a good team... But I do take more hits than most around here

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        1. Ferris Bueller
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          Cheers Butters. Interesting you seem to disprove the myth that you can't get a decent rank if taking hits. I might just look at a 12pt hit strategy and see if that can get me out of this mess.

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      4. Optimus.
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        12-16

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    7. JT's Dog
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        Note to self , check the bloody order of your subs before close of play

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        1. Mile Plankton
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          I did. And put Martin on 3rd place.

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          1. JT's Dog
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              Harte 3rd for me, did it last week and said to myself remember to change it doh!

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        2. Bests Conquests
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          Been very interested in Newcastle as of late. What formation did they role out today?

          Where did Cabaye and Sissoko play in it?

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          1. JT's Dog
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              Sissoko had free ish role.

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            • New Ghost
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              4-2-3-1

              Sissoko behind Papiss. Cabaye in the double pivot.

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              1. Bests Conquests
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                Hm, wow. Cabaye usually a CAM, right? Did he still get up a lot today?

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                1. A.
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                  Cabaye usually just ahead of Tiote in the 4-4-2,

                  Or as one of two further forward mids in the 4-3-3

                  So Cabaye's advantage has never been that he plays that high up

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                  1. Bests Conquests
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                    Thanks.

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          2. yanky
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            I'd appreciate your advice guys...having trouble with my decision for dgwk, not sure if I should change my midfield or not. I have 2 FT. Thinking after dgwk of doing Michu > Sissokho

            Bunn Federici
            Rafael Davies Cameron RMartin Demel
            Walcott Bale Fellaini Michu Mata
            RVP Fletcher Pog

            a) RVP Fletcher > Suarez Sturridge free
            b) Walcott Fletcher > Gerrard Sturridge free
            c) Bale Fletcher > Gerrard Sturridge free
            d) Walcott Fellaini/Bale Fletcher > Gerrard Suarez Walters/Kebe -4pts.

            Thanks!

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          3. Butters
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            I'm really digging the site right now...

            No excessive RMT's, and everyone is replying to each other instead of just posting 🙂

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            1. Butters
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              🙄

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              1. Piggs Boson
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                😉

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            2. Jafooli
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              Butters 😀

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          4. We are Tottenham
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            comment by Don_tottenham (U3372)
            posted 55 minutes ago
            chronic, do you just think Arsenal will get the usual slice of luck to pip us to 4th? I have to say i am worried about it but at the same time like i said, if we can keep a 4 point lead or more on Arsenal before the game at the lane then i think we can and will do it.

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          5. Fabio20
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            13 years, 3 months ago

            Mata, Michu, Fellaini, Walcott
            RvP, Sturridge, Suarez

            pleased with my attacking players for next gw 🙂

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            1. ccc
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              looking good, perhaps too good

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            2. elwardio
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              I have exactly this 7 (+Maloney) but think am transferring out fellaini for gerard this week and then switching back week after

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          6. Dundalkspud
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            Does anyone ever keep track of how many points the scout picks team gets each week?

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          7. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            Lovely finish by Benteke for his first

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            1. Acquafresca
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              Santiago, am i going mad for temporarily losing RVP?

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              1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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                Maybe, maybe not. Go with your gut I guess!

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          8. SouthCoastSaint
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            I haven't checked, but fairly sure the baps were a bit inaccurate last week from the chap? Anyone checked reliability?

            Provides a good indicator I guess

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            1. Tim Canterbury
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              Famously predicted 0 for Suarez when it was all 3. So can be completely wrong

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              1. heeljames
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                Also said that the points in that game were so close they could go to absolutely anyone, just everyone chose to ignore that

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              2. Hazmat
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                He did say it was close though.

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          9. SnoopDogSmokesWeed
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            69 points with Glen Johnson, Bale and Suarez to go 😀

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            1. Screaming Midget
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              Well played 🙂

              May creep up into the top 150,000 with that

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            2. ronty
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              good one mate but you are far away from the real zone

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            3. tommys
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              Well Done VP

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            4. Jafooli
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              That is sweet. Well played fella.......

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          10. Baa
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            Best 5.2 mid
            Not puncheon as he doesn't seem to play as much :/

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            1. LOCO ABREU
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              kebe

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              1. Baa
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                ..Should of said.. not Reading!

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            2. Doolittle
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              He's pretty nailed on.

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          11. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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            shame the bap chap said no baps for wally, really makes a diff

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            1. ronty
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              BAP Chap is not the absolute.

              He did say Theo is in the mix for 1

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              1. footyjuana
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                Who did he mention for 3 and 2 in the arsenal game? Doubt Podolski, as he came frm the bench

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                1. Mile Plankton
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                  He said Poldi 2.

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                2. Mile Plankton
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                  Coscielny 3 I think.

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          12. Dr Dream
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            Sissoko showing an ownership of 23,000 but not any % rise on Total FPL...any idea why ?

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            1. The Bandit
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              Players new to the Prem are protected

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              1. Dr Dream
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                how long for ? and will the price go up by 0.1 immediately if ownership is over a certain amount ?

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            2. A.
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              I don't think players can rise immediately after being put into the game

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          13. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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            RVP to suarez should work out well for guys struggling with funds -

            will rvp start vs everton 75% chance starting with midweek friendly and real midweek next
            gw27 - qpr away - tough
            gw 28 - norwich home - rested almost guaranteed 3 days later play madrid, not captain worth anyway catch casuals out
            gw 29 - west ham away - another fairly tough game
            gw 30 - reading (home) but if they go through in champs league prob wont be worth getting him then either

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            1. Butters
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              13 years, 3 months ago

              nice! I was looking for someone to look at the fixtures and explain logically. Thanks 😀

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              1. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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                looking back at them next games make rvp 50% starting vs toffees and 25% if liverpool win

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            2. Bests Conquests
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              Yea, I've actually been surprised how little SAF has rested RVP this year. Given injury history, CL and a decent lead over City; we surely HAVE to see a bit more.

              It's painting it one way, for certain.

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            3. Nice2Michu
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              Rvp to aguero

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          14. We are Tottenham
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            guys someone talk me out of

            rvp lambert tevez -> rooney suarez sturridge.....

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            1. The Bandit
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              Not me...

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              1. We are Tottenham
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                hmm is it a sensible switch?

                it would be a 4 point hit...

                Beg (bunn)

                davies zabaleta demel clyne wilkinson

                bale mata michu bale guthrie

                rvp suarez sturridge

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                1. We are Tottenham
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                  13 years, 3 months ago

                  sorry, *rooney suarez sturridge

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            2. heartsattack
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              Hot transfers.

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            3. Jafooli
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              Bang it, why not......

              But be aware of no RVP.......

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            4. donkey73
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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              just do it

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          15. Corrigan
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            Anything behind Clyne's 59 mins?

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            1. New Ghost
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              Injured.

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              1. Red-United
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                13 years, 3 months ago

                So I assume Shaw at 4.0 is a better option?

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                1. New Ghost
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                  Yep, if you really want a Soton defender. Can you stretch to 4.2 Fabio?

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                2. A.
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                  But he was dropped for Fox the other week

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            2. Screaming Midget
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              Manager played FPL and doesn't own him

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            3. Demí
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              Tactical

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            4. Piggs Boson
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              Depends, does Granville own him?

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            5. Corrigan
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              Right, thanks. I take it he should be restored back to normal next GW.

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            6. Tim Canterbury
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              Saints manager had a tight H2H and his opponent had him. You can't take risks sometimes

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          16. J0E
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            13 years, 3 months ago

            Has the bap chap been in yet?

            If so what is he predicting?

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            1. heartsattack
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              B.Johnson 3, Townsend 2, Snodgrass 1
              Koscielny 3, Podolski 2, Arteta 1 (in the mix Walcott)
              Fellaini 3, Anichebe 2, Benteke 1
              Sissoko 3, Gutierrez 2, Santon 1 (in the mix Graham Carr)
              Kebe 3, Harte 2, McAnff 1, Gardner 1
              Carroll 3, M.Taylor 2, Nolan 1, Noble 1 (in the mix Vaz Te) (all extremely tight behind Carroll)
              Caldwell 3, Schneiderlin 2, Beausejour 1, Lambert 1

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              1. Piggs Boson
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                Rooney 3 Evans 2 RVP 2

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                1. Just Ruud
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                  😯

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                  1. Piggs Boson
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                    All even on PPI though apparently. Not sure why he put Roon ahead though. That yellow card made it difficult.

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                    1. Just Ruud
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                      We shall have to be patient i guess.

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                2. FPL Daniel
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                  Nice voice in the podcast 🙂

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                3. Lloyd Xmas
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                  Rooney 3 Evans 2 RVP 1

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              2. J0E
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • Has Moderation Rights
                • 16 Years
                13 years, 3 months ago

                Cheers. 5bps for me. Harte looking like a great new addition for me.

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                1. J0E
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                  • Has Moderation Rights
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                  13 years, 3 months ago

                  9 then if Rvp gets 2 . 🙂

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              3. Jafooli
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                What happen to the Bunn?

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            2. thegame
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              rooney 3 rvp 2 evans 2 - but said it was close

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              1. FPL Daniel
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                I believe Evans 3 BP

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              2. Butters
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 13 Years
                13 years, 3 months ago

                I'll take rvp 2 tbh

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          17. alsybach
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            RVP + Puncheon---> Suarez + Gerrard

            Yay

            or

            nay?????

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            1. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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              yes easy, i have doubts if rvp will start vs everton if city draw or lose it increases his chances even more

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          18. Butters
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            • 13 Years
            13 years, 3 months ago

            Mata is the new RvP 😀 Its too bad Chelsea kinda suck (as a Chelsea fan)

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            1. Doolittle
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              Yeah not having him is killing me a bit; slightly tempted by Fellaini -> Sissoko and Michu -> Mata at some point soon, although Fellaini's 2 goals have obviously put me off that a bit.

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              1. elwardio
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                Was bereft for the 3-4 weeks i went without and world instantly a better place when brought him back in. Bit like RVP he is lovely comfort blanket

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          19. Demí
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            Lol @ the guy on page 2 saying i get my lineups from twitter.

            No shit sherlock

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            1. Acquafresca
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              😆

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            2. Just Ruud
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              😆

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            3. The Light Knight
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              Been trolling since the summer

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            4. Chu Young Ping Pong
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              😀

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            5. heartsattack
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              I thought you flew by helicopter up and down the country.

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              1. FPL Daniel
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                +1

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              2. J0E
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                • Has Moderation Rights
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                That's what I thought too. It's like being told Santa doesn't exist knowing you use twitter. 🙂

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            6. Tim Canterbury
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              Ctrl+C, Ctrl+V At least you're quick

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            7. Syd.
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              Do you think that he figured it out himself or did some one help him??

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            8. Black Knights
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              No offence intended on my part. I know you do a great job for everyone on here that doesn't have twitter. I get fed up with everyone asking for you and repeating you so just leave this site alone around that time and look myself. Keep up the good work.

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          20. Acquafresca
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            Quick lads:

            RVP+Pod+Gibbs > Suarez+Sturridge+GJ (-4)

            Sturridge > Aguero (free)

            Get RVP back GW28/29

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            1. alsybach
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              do it! do it! do it! do it! do it!

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            2. Acquafresca
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              (allows me to keep fellaini)

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            3. Butters
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              It looks very appealing to me... *thumbs up*

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            4. FPL Daniel
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              I was just on the transfers page and done that hahaha it is interesting

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          21. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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            ladies and gentlemen.....well, men......lets discuss gerrard..might be captainable over suarez methinks

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            1. hnmfm
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              I was thinking about that, gonna see how both perform against Man City to make my judgment

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              1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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                i think man city will be very hard to break down at home, so prob a draw or a low score win......however gerrards home form is fantastic and hes got 2 decent home games in the dgw...itl prob end in tears

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            2. Just Ruud
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              Definitely on the radar.

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            3. ronty
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              he will get rested for 1 of the 2 games imo.

              The Zenit match is a big concern.

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              1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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                this is the only fly in the ointment........suarez n gerrard likely to feature, studge might be tied and so more nailed on for the 2 dgw games

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            4. Hazmat
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              Seems to be playing deeper now with Sturridge in the side? Could possibly be rotated with Coutinho?

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              1. elwardio
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                Gerard if you need to catch up, Suarez if you are out front

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          22. Tim Canterbury
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            Outcast Peter Odemwingie spotted at Craven Cottage on the off chance of picking up a contract

            https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BCH_SycCEAALIId.jpg

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            1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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              😆

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            2. alsybach
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              ha ha ha ha ha ha

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          23. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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            Look I know I asked this before but never got a proper answer. Please someone explain to me why Rooney is such a fat piece of lard?

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            1. heartsattack
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              It's his metabolism.

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              1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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                So it has nothing to do with his pure gluttony for pies?

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                1. heartsattack
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                  Nah mate. Read in one of the birds magazines fatties suffer from an illness. It's all about the metabolism. Poor diet and lack of regular exercise used to make you fat but not now its a disease like being an alchy.

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            2. ronty
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              ask him on his Twitter account

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              1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
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                I am scared he might eat me. Looks like he has eat everything else in life

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                1. ronty
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                  *yum* *yum* *yum*

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            3. Syd.
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              When he retires from football he will weigh about 20 stone...

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            4. JUNITED
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              He is not fat!! Do you like the answer?

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              1. I taught Ashley Young how t…
                • 14 Years
                13 years, 3 months ago

                I respect your right to opinion and everything but look at him. He looks like air force one

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          24. oomzee
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 3 months ago

            ugh why are people buying suarez already?! he may get injured tomorrow.

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            1. We are Tottenham
              • 13 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              this. am gonna buy both suarez and sturridge immediately after the game if they come through unscathed

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            2. alsybach
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              he is going up in price tonight and there is a credit crunch on you know.................

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              1. We are Tottenham
                • 13 Years
                13 years, 3 months ago

                is this definite?

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                1. alsybach
                  • 16 Years
                  13 years, 3 months ago

                  yeah baby!!

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            3. Syd.
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              He could also get a straight red and a 3 match ban...

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          25. Liastro ⭐️
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 3 months ago

            Are 5 DGW players too much?

            How’s this for a plan of action?

            This week: Ba -> Sturridge. (Enrique, Davies, Michu, Suarez and Sturridge for DGW)

            Next week: Enrique + Michu + Sturridge -> ? + Fellaini + ? (-4)

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          26. Screaming Midget
            • 16 Years
            13 years, 3 months ago

            "Lol @ the guy on page 2 saying i get my lineups from twitter"

            You'll have to narrow it down a bit... I counted 6 people on the last page that mentioned that.... Sherlock.

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            1. Acquafresca
              • 14 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              YOU.. with the smelly buttcrack

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            2. alsybach
              • 16 Years
              13 years, 3 months ago

              no shit Sherlock

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