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4 April 2013 1166 comments
Mark Mark
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Sometimes, when in the presence of greatness, you can’t help feeling introspective. With Jonty rolling up with a very special “Full Jonty”, featuring none other than the current top ranked Fantasy Premier League manager, I cast my eye around my virtual dressing room with a feeling of disdain. What choice did I have but to gatecrash “Granny’s miffed”, reeling off my tale of woe as my once promising Fantasy season slips into oblivion.

As for our Full Jonty candidate, his story is quite extraordinary. Managing from down under, using reports, highlights and stats to steer his team, this guy sleeps while we fidget and flinch at every clean sheet lost. Get your ears around this valuable insight into a top manager, whilst listening to some rather average ones reel off another round of ScoutCast regulars.

Say g’day mate to this latest episode via this link, or avoid being flaming galah and stream it via the player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Get the everton defenders in

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      erm, no.

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  2. GloryF
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    bye bye champions league

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  3. /
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Bale out for 6 months. SELL SELL SELL

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      thanks doctor.

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  4. Elniñorules
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Would be a real miracle if he recovers by the end of the season.

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  5. hillbillypete
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    BIg Hairy Bale Boll0cks 🙁

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  6. Kagawa-san-mia
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    well looks like i unfortunately have found a reason to sell bale

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  7. Professor Abel X
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Sounds bad for Bale. Didn't see it. Bale > Gervinho

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      dear christ no.

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  8. Doolittle
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Oh dear, irrespective of FPL, I hope that's not as bad as it looked.

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    1. yash
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      +1,hope he is alright he was in form of his life.

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  9. crystalpalaceRus
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hope he gets better soon, amazing season for him

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  10. FlashyGooner
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    in fairness, it could just be twisted.

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    1. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good point. I've gone over on my ankle before and it feels like you'll be out for months, but you're back in 5 minutes.

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      1. GloryF
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        It depends. I had some problems with both of my ankles and sometimes it was a week and sometimes like 5.

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  11. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Hmm, do we WC now then?

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Think if you were planning to ship him on wc anyway its pointless.

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    2. r0binh0
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      why does a Bale injury instigate moving a WC plan forward? He's missing GW33 anyway.

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  12. Konig Luther
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    is a bad injury? 100% out next game?

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    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      without a doubt.... ankle rolled over, looks like ligaments

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      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        ok... thanks...
        bad for PL... bad for FPL... Bad for tottenham... BAD for him...
        good luck Bale

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    2. AK ⭐
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Don't know, but didn't really look that good, ankle rolled over with his whole body weight on it..

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  13. The3rdTurd
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    We need a Facer article!

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  14. AK ⭐
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    Oh, that didn't look so good. Hazard in probably and triple Chelsea 😀

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    1. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Same thinking for me 😀

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Too much though, Gervinho time maybe. 😆

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    2. Ayling Buyers Club
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Mister AK. You are just the one I need. What are you doing with your two Chelsea midfielders? I am in the same situation.

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I was saving this week, Mata did get sub off, so he might be good to start the game, considering it's on Sunday too.

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  15. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    In more important news....

    Kuyt goal 90

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      He never fails!

      Legend

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  16. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 1 month ago

    😐

    What on earth to do now?

    Bale > Hazard?

    I can't think of a DGW player I particularly want ahead of Bale, unless Theo is back for sure.

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    1. bitterandstout
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Fellaini is back for the DGW. You don't fancy the felon?

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      This is just sad. Very sad. Feel terrible for him.

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      1. FlashyGooner
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        feel worse for spurs if he is out. He can still recover and leave

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    3. Paul Psychic Octopus
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Really sorry for Bale. Looks like a season ender and with it Spurs UCL hopes.

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    4. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      F**K F**K F**K

      https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BHCSe4yCEAA3KmP.jpg

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Horrible.

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      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        OOOO that looks bad

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      3. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        knackered. done it myself. crawled off pitch.

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      4. Dynamic
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Ouch, wtf.

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      5. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Ouch.

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      6. SUPERMAN
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Ouch. Transfer imminent

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    5. Evs
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      What's happened to bale?

      Been out for 10mims.

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      1. Parm
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Check picture above.

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Oh no 😥

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          1. Spike ⚽️
            • 14 Years
            13 years, 1 month ago

            You put the mockers on him earlier !!

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      2. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Time to sell.

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        1. Evs
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          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Sh1te.

          Would have sold for theo or Felliani but... Not this week. Oooh.

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      3. JWF
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale will be out for a lot longer by the look of it. Ankle.

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    6. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Glad I saved my FT now.

      Not glad about the injury :/

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    7. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Spurs haven't won a game in which Gareth Bale hasn't scored since New year's day.

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        the end of bale fc

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    8. The King
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Looks like I'll be doing Bale > Cazorla for my FT...

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    9. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Anyone saving their transfer this week? Must have a good 8th attacker. Bale/Mata/Puncheon 🙁

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Was supposed to save but this Bale injury changes things.

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        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Might get Hazard. No great options outside Santi for the DGW until next week.

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    10. Zilla42
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Cmon guys. I didnt see the match. What happened to Bale? Is this a April Fools prank? Seriously, pleaseeee!

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        1. Zilla42
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Thx Dial

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      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        yeah we are all in on it except you

        🙄

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      2. Zilla42
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I guess it's not just a big wind up then. Looks like it could be tough.

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      3. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Bale will be out for at least 3 weeks, minimum IMO.

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        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          how do you know? nobody knows anything yet.

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    11. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
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      13 years, 1 month ago

      Bale should be ok in a week or so as it doesn't look too bad

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      1. hillbillypete
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        really???

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        1. Harry Ball Bag™⚽⚽…
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          Ah looks a lot worse actually

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      2. Kostja
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        That injury is tricky it could be one or the other. It could be 1 week to a few months. Depends on if there are any tears there or if the achillies if affected.

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    12. Gargamel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Terrible news if Bale is out - he's been a joy to watch this season.

      From an FPL viewpoint I'm definitely selling unless news is incredibly good. EVE, blank, MCI coming up and I don't care much about the 0.4m or whatever that I will lose from it at this stage of the season.

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      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        chances are if he's out for a few weeks, he'll drop anyway, but wait for news, it'll be tomorrow anyway

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      2. denial
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I am genuinely gutted.

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        1. Gargamel
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 1 month ago

          I'm just a neutral but I get you Denial. Real bad news.

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      3. Declan-
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        He'll probably fall that amount anyway

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    13. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Ok the attacking 7 for Chelsea are clear for me for the w/e. Hazard and Oscar didn't started, Mata was taken of early, Ba was ineligible. Mikel rested so he is assured of start. That leaves only Lamps and Ramires fighting for the last space.

      Mikel Ramires/ Lamps
      Oskar Mata Hazard
      --------Ba---------

      That is it lads, its a coin toss between R and L, That leaves me with difficult decision should I start Lamps. It seems that those lads (at double pivot) will get 90 min anyway, Rafa is changing the wingers anyway and probably Torres could get game time. So enjoy lads that is the Che lineup.

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      1. AK ⭐
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        I think you got it just right. Mikel and Lampard to play I think behind the front 4.

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    14. Dynamic
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      How long will it be until we find out about his ankle?

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        tomorrow

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      2. The Gambler.
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        It only just happened!

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    15. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 1 month ago

      Good games tonight....cant see Newcastle going through and on the showing tonight Basel should have gone away with a 2 goal lead - very impressed with them and I can only see Chelsea progressing unless Spurs improve massively!

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      1. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 1 month ago

        Without Bale, Lennon, Defoe? No chance

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