[sbu_large_image] Preamble
6 April 2013 1574 comments
Mark Mark
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Once again the duties of real-life have deprived me of the opportunity to spend my Saturday mulling over transfer plans and the morning press, whilst jotting down a stream of consciousness in the “Preamble”. Instead, these words are written on a Friday evening – a dangerous period of the week that can often be spent dreaming up transfers that seem destined for glory through the blur of a tipple or two, only to fall flat on their face in the chilly reality of Saturday afternoon.

Friday night so often conjures a deceitful mirage. As I type this I can recall recent dream sequences of Leighton Baines stroking home his second goal of an extraordinary afternoon, of Robin Van Persie strutting off the pitch with a match ball under his arm, having put paid to the gathering doubters with a devastating points return. This images flicker into the head like bad late night TV as sleep attempts to takeover, leaving me to wake on Saturday armed with a strategy and reassured of my latest stroke of transfer genius.

As you may have gathered, just lately, these trusty prophecies have been off kilter. It seems I’ve spent Friday evenings talking myself into holding firm on assets that continue to stutter; transferring in players that fail to hit the anticipated heights. Thankfully, then, Gareth Bale’s ankle injury has killed off this week’s regular broadcast. This evening there’s no need to imagine up scenarios to steer my transfer thinking as Bale’s bloated joint has made the decision rather simple for me and doubtless many others.

Bale’s absence, thought to be for at least two weeks, forces my hand. With Santi Cazorla an obvious Gameweek 33 target, it makes sense to move this week, switching Bale and swooping for the Spaniard one week early. Without Bale’s misfortune, it’s doubtful such a decision would have been made. Instead I’d have indulged in procrastination, perhaps even talked myself into taking a series of desperate points hits – depending on the volume of my aforementioned tipple. It’s taken such a forced change to open my eyes and enjoy some rare Friday night clarity that I actually think I can trust.

The mass sales of Bale completes a chain of events that have seen the “power five” or “template midfield” crumble before us. Theo Walcott remains a doubt for the double Gameweek, Marouane Fellaini has been sold on as his suspension came knocking, Michu’s form has dropped through the floor and Juan Mata’s security of start has compounded a run of one assist in four Gameweeks. One way or another, the mighty have fallen.

It takes such events to remind us Fantasy managers that so little in this game is reliable – nothing is permanent – not even the seemingly unshakable form of Gareth Bale.

Admittedly, I was quick to declare these players as “season keepers” and, although they’ve come close, none have achieved such a status. While they’ve all flourished for long periods, the most successful Fantasy managers, those in the same club as this week’s “Full Jonty” candidate, Julian Zipparo, have honed in on their talents and form with unerring accuracy, whilst selecting the right time to move on.

I’ve learnt a valuable lesson this season, one that really should be engrained in a seasoned Fantasy manager such as myself. Of course it pays to react and pounce on form but equally, learning to let go and find the next source, regardless of the proven class of the player involved, is a trick that the very best amongst us have mastered.

Next term I’ll try to block the regular Friday night broadcasts, or perhaps tune them into a different channel. I can’t stomach these depressingly predictable repeats for another season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. The Pooer
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I did a loud guff and now my neighbour's child is crying.

      Is this good luck like when you seen a magpie?

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      1. Grounderz
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        I think this is a ridiculous question.

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      2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        depends how many you did.....one for sorrow, two for joy

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      3. Epic Fail
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        Did you do it into the kids open mouth?

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        1. The Pooer
            12 years, 11 months ago

            No but once, when I was a younger smaller person, 12 years off an adult, a stinky old man hand signalled me over.

            I thought he want he wanted me to count the change in his pocket like my uncles. But instead he just went to whisper instead... And then did a belcher in my ear.

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            1. CarelessGenius©
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              Small Claims Court.

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        2. Dago
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          just when I though there was some normality coming back to the site. The Pooer ha ha ha ha what is this world coming to.

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        3. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
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          Awesome username, wish I had though of that one

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      4. Rafabio
        • 13 Years
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        Jose going back to Chelsea?!?!?!?

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        1. F is for
          • 15 Years
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          Probably, Giggs will be the next Manutd manager. He is the only player in world football to have all his coaching badges. Why would that be? 😉

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          1. Rafabio
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Perhaps he's wondering why a man is still playing football after he's 400 😉

            Great plane scene BTW! Best villain ever!

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        2. I am not a smart guy
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          I always wonder how good a team would be with SAF managing, Mourinho setting tactics and Wenger buying players. Rafa? Umm. 🙂

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      5. Christina.
        • 16 Years
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        Jeez I never thought my hands would be so sticky afterwards.

        😯

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        1. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
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          Eating honey out of the jar?

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        2. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          😆

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        3. Christina.
          • 16 Years
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          Painting bonding liquid on raw bricks ain't fun.

          😥

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      6. r0nh
        • 14 Years
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        Line ups?

        I need to know if Harte is playing again!!!

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      7. Jonah
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Come on game. Refresh and let me hit the button!

        Anyone else on a wildcard thinking of David Silva?

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        1. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          o/

          Can't wait to wildcard. Almost certain i am going Silva.

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            +10000000

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        2. Bad Pen
          • 14 Years
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          I'm not on wildcard but if I was he'd definitely be in contention.

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        3. Christina.
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          No WC, but thinking of him. Only 6% ownership.

          BTW, you are one of only two that still have WC in top 15.

          Good luck pal!

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          1. Jonah
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Thanks. Do or die time.

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        4. Grounderz
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Oh yes. He's a sweety. 😉

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      8. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
        • 13 Years
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        come on rvp and danny boy start and outshine the racist

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      9. Rebellion
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Gone with

        Bunn
        Enrique Bertrand Wilson
        Mata Michu Cazorla Sissoko
        Benteke Suarez (C) RVP (VC)

        DDG Pearce JEvans Bale

        Some reason not feeling the good vibs 🙁

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        1. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
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          If Michu scores you gonna wish you played DDG

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          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
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            Is Bunn gonna even play?

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        2. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
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          really like your defense.

          Good Luck!

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      10. Fancy Feet
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        Was the deadline earlier this gw?

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        1. Epic Fail
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          No..

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
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          Actually yeah sort of, if you're not in UK. Clocks went forward innit.

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        3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Clocks have gone forward in the UK

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          1. Konig Luther
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            not only in UK...

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            1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
              • 15 Years
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              Did I say it was only the UK? 😕

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        4. The Bandit
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Clocks in UK went forward last weekend

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        5. Ash
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Daylight saving in England, you must be located in another country?

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        6. Fancy Feet
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Sigh, how will I know when to check this daylight savings and where to check for it? I already feel the throw up knowing I missed the deadline

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          1. Frazek
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Last Sat in March ('spring' forward), last Sat Oct ('fall' back). Simples.

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            1. Fancy Feet
              • 15 Years
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              Thank very much

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      11. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
        • 14 Years
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        MUTLI 21 SEB!!!!

        MULTI 21 YOU SON OF A B.......

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Ok

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        2. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          An arsehole.

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        3. Captain Shirokov
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          🙄

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      12. Demí
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        : Federici, Gunter, Kelly, Mariappa, Morrison, Karacan, Akpan, Guthrie, McAnuff (C), Robson-Kanu, Le Fondre

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        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
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          FEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

          😀

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          1. Rafabio
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Sweet Giggsy 🙂

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          2. Kevin Twine
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
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            😎

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        2. Demí
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          readingfc subs: McCarthy, Harte, Pearce, Leigertwood, McCleary, Pogrebnyak, Hunt

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          1. Heytch
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            so Shorey doesn't make squad for some reason and Harte still can't get a site. he's hurting me right now. squad's not big enough for this!

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        3. Jonah
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Great, thanks.

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        4. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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          both shorey and harte dropped

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          1. Jax
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            harte wasn't dropped. he hasn't played in a few games.

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        5. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          No Harte or Shorey

          😆

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        6. Trigg ⭐️
          • 13 Years
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          Pearce is indeed dropped.

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        7. Viper
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Federici 😯

          I suddenly have a slight interest in this game..

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        8. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          No Shorey or Harte

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        9. Heytch
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          cheers Demi.. Interesting but understood... Nige happy to without either left back veteran

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        10. Grounderz
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          Thank God I bench Pearce. Good work, Demi.

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        11. Optimus.
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          gunter wagon

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        12. Revival
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          No Pog lol

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        13. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
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          Le Fondre!

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          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
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            Bad for Davies 🙁

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            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
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              *clyne

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        14. LOCO ABREU
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          shorey injury?not on bench

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        15. Bob.
          • 15 Years
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          No Pearce. Argh!

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      13. Trigg ⭐️
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        I will be happy this week if ...

        Suarez performs as captain
        Bego either beats Bunn or they both concede 4 goals and end up on 0 each 😀

        Not too much to ask.

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      14. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
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        hmm santi goin up 3rd time in 3 days.... bale goin down again......amazin activity

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      15. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
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        The save point King is back! 😎

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
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          if i didnt have bego... id have played him, good punt

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      16. Chu Young Ping Pong
        • 13 Years
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        Thinking of captaining Suarez instead of Hazard.

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        1. /
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Better decide fast. Only 40 minutes left.

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        2. Dago
          • 15 Years
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          bit late for that.

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        3. Frazek
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
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          Doh!

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      17. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Steve McMahon on the pre-match show.....,,,

        *throws tv out the window*

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        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
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          Bollocks....what am I gonna watch the footie on?

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      18. Demí
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Cork, S. Davis, Ramírez, Lambert (c), Rodriguez

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        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
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          Lambo........ 😎

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          1. Jafooli
            • 14 Years
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            Oh and Clyne 😮

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            1. Waldaz
              • 16 Years
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              +2

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        2. Rafabio
          • 13 Years
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          Lambert, Shaw 😎

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        3. meule
          • 13 Years
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          Shaw 🙂

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        4. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
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          Puncheon, you're awful.

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          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
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            That had to be wishful thinking though...come on?

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        5. /
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          No puncheon. Nice

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        6. Manamongst
          • 15 Years
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          Good lookin Demi.

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        7. Dago
          • 15 Years
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          no punch 🙁

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          1. Manamongst
            • 15 Years
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            To be fair I smell him coming on at the 72nd and nicking one against dead legs.

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        8. LOCO ABREU
          • 13 Years
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          no puncheon

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        9. Grounderz
          • 14 Years
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          Puncheon, you're off next stop!

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        10. Dago
          • 15 Years
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          Come on Ricky!!!

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        11. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          My benchers starting. Noice.

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      19. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
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        Ah balls.....ALF can do some damage.......wish it was that cheese monkey Pog.........

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      20. r0nh
        • 14 Years
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        No Harte, Pearce or Shorey!!

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      21. Viper
        • 16 Years
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        All of you on a wildcard, Don't buy Fellaini, let him drop first, please and thank you!

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          +0.1

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      22. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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        cmon lambert!!

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      23. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Wow so two lineups in and I'm down to 1 sub

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        1. Give The Todd Some Love
          • 14 Years
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          That sucks

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      24. Ash
        • 13 Years
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        How long does it take for the FPL site to update?

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      25. John Smith
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Didn't get round to listenin to the scoutcast this week. Should I do it now or has the moment passed??

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        1. Mílanista
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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          Its still a good listen.

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          1. John Smith
            • 13 Years
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            Cheers

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      26. Demí
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        Saints substitutes: K. Davis (GK), Fonte, Fox, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Guly, Puncheon

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          • 14 Years
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          FIRST SUB PUNCHEON

          GET IN!!!!

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          1. Dago
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            Fonte is first sub.

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      27. Grounderz
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        Jonah, I thought you were planning to do the GW32 wildcard plan? Plan scrapped?

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      28. r0nh
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        Suarez most captained, RVP most VC.

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        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
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          going to be painful if he doesnt perform

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        2. Lateriser 12
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          Wrong.

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        3. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
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          .No

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      29. Revival
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        reading Bench looks stronger than first XI
        *backs southampton win*

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        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
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          no reading will win.

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      30. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        So glad I'm getting rid of Punchy next week...

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        1. Chu Young Ping Pong
          • 13 Years
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          got a wc?

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      31. Water_Pink
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        need a hatrick from hazard!!!!

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        1. Grounderz
          • 14 Years
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          A brace and a string of assists should do. Damn that CHE vs SUN game is tomorrow...

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