[sbu_large_image] Preamble
6 April 2013 1574 comments
Mark Mark
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Once again the duties of real-life have deprived me of the opportunity to spend my Saturday mulling over transfer plans and the morning press, whilst jotting down a stream of consciousness in the “Preamble”. Instead, these words are written on a Friday evening – a dangerous period of the week that can often be spent dreaming up transfers that seem destined for glory through the blur of a tipple or two, only to fall flat on their face in the chilly reality of Saturday afternoon.

Friday night so often conjures a deceitful mirage. As I type this I can recall recent dream sequences of Leighton Baines stroking home his second goal of an extraordinary afternoon, of Robin Van Persie strutting off the pitch with a match ball under his arm, having put paid to the gathering doubters with a devastating points return. This images flicker into the head like bad late night TV as sleep attempts to takeover, leaving me to wake on Saturday armed with a strategy and reassured of my latest stroke of transfer genius.

As you may have gathered, just lately, these trusty prophecies have been off kilter. It seems I’ve spent Friday evenings talking myself into holding firm on assets that continue to stutter; transferring in players that fail to hit the anticipated heights. Thankfully, then, Gareth Bale’s ankle injury has killed off this week’s regular broadcast. This evening there’s no need to imagine up scenarios to steer my transfer thinking as Bale’s bloated joint has made the decision rather simple for me and doubtless many others.

Bale’s absence, thought to be for at least two weeks, forces my hand. With Santi Cazorla an obvious Gameweek 33 target, it makes sense to move this week, switching Bale and swooping for the Spaniard one week early. Without Bale’s misfortune, it’s doubtful such a decision would have been made. Instead I’d have indulged in procrastination, perhaps even talked myself into taking a series of desperate points hits – depending on the volume of my aforementioned tipple. It’s taken such a forced change to open my eyes and enjoy some rare Friday night clarity that I actually think I can trust.

The mass sales of Bale completes a chain of events that have seen the “power five” or “template midfield” crumble before us. Theo Walcott remains a doubt for the double Gameweek, Marouane Fellaini has been sold on as his suspension came knocking, Michu’s form has dropped through the floor and Juan Mata’s security of start has compounded a run of one assist in four Gameweeks. One way or another, the mighty have fallen.

It takes such events to remind us Fantasy managers that so little in this game is reliable – nothing is permanent – not even the seemingly unshakable form of Gareth Bale.

Admittedly, I was quick to declare these players as “season keepers” and, although they’ve come close, none have achieved such a status. While they’ve all flourished for long periods, the most successful Fantasy managers, those in the same club as this week’s “Full Jonty” candidate, Julian Zipparo, have honed in on their talents and form with unerring accuracy, whilst selecting the right time to move on.

I’ve learnt a valuable lesson this season, one that really should be engrained in a seasoned Fantasy manager such as myself. Of course it pays to react and pounce on form but equally, learning to let go and find the next source, regardless of the proven class of the player involved, is a trick that the very best amongst us have mastered.

Next term I’ll try to block the regular Friday night broadcasts, or perhaps tune them into a different channel. I can’t stomach these depressingly predictable repeats for another season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. The Pooer
    13 years, 3 months ago

    I did a loud guff and now my neighbour's child is crying.

    Is this good luck like when you seen a magpie?

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    1. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I think this is a ridiculous question.

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      depends how many you did.....one for sorrow, two for joy

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Did you do it into the kids open mouth?

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      1. The Pooer
        13 years, 3 months ago

        No but once, when I was a younger smaller person, 12 years off an adult, a stinky old man hand signalled me over.

        I thought he want he wanted me to count the change in his pocket like my uncles. But instead he just went to whisper instead... And then did a belcher in my ear.

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        1. CarelessGenius©
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          Small Claims Court.

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    4. Dago
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      just when I though there was some normality coming back to the site. The Pooer ha ha ha ha what is this world coming to.

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    5. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Awesome username, wish I had though of that one

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  2. Rafabio
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Jose going back to Chelsea?!?!?!?

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    1. F is for
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Probably, Giggs will be the next Manutd manager. He is the only player in world football to have all his coaching badges. Why would that be? 😉

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      1. Rafabio
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Perhaps he's wondering why a man is still playing football after he's 400 😉

        Great plane scene BTW! Best villain ever!

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    2. I am not a smart guy
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I always wonder how good a team would be with SAF managing, Mourinho setting tactics and Wenger buying players. Rafa? Umm. 🙂

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  3. Christina.
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Jeez I never thought my hands would be so sticky afterwards.

    😯

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Eating honey out of the jar?

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      😆

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    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Painting bonding liquid on raw bricks ain't fun.

      😥

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  4. r0nh
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Line ups?

    I need to know if Harte is playing again!!!

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  5. Jonah
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Come on game. Refresh and let me hit the button!

    Anyone else on a wildcard thinking of David Silva?

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    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      o/

      Can't wait to wildcard. Almost certain i am going Silva.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        +10000000

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    2. Bad Pen
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      I'm not on wildcard but if I was he'd definitely be in contention.

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    3. Christina.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No WC, but thinking of him. Only 6% ownership.

      BTW, you are one of only two that still have WC in top 15.

      Good luck pal!

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      1. Jonah
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks. Do or die time.

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    4. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Oh yes. He's a sweety. 😉

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  6. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    come on rvp and danny boy start and outshine the racist

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  7. Rebellion
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Gone with

    Bunn
    Enrique Bertrand Wilson
    Mata Michu Cazorla Sissoko
    Benteke Suarez (C) RVP (VC)

    DDG Pearce JEvans Bale

    Some reason not feeling the good vibs 🙁

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    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      If Michu scores you gonna wish you played DDG

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Is Bunn gonna even play?

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    2. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      really like your defense.

      Good Luck!

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  8. Fancy Feet
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Was the deadline earlier this gw?

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    1. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No..

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    2. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Actually yeah sort of, if you're not in UK. Clocks went forward innit.

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    3. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Clocks have gone forward in the UK

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      1. Konig Luther
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        not only in UK...

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          Did I say it was only the UK? 😕

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Clocks in UK went forward last weekend

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    5. Ash
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Daylight saving in England, you must be located in another country?

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    6. Fancy Feet
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Sigh, how will I know when to check this daylight savings and where to check for it? I already feel the throw up knowing I missed the deadline

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      1. Frazek
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Last Sat in March ('spring' forward), last Sat Oct ('fall' back). Simples.

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        1. Fancy Feet
          • 15 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          Thank very much

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  9. El Berbossa - \\\"El b…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    MUTLI 21 SEB!!!!

    MULTI 21 YOU SON OF A B.......

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Ok

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      An arsehole.

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    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      🙄

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  10. Demí
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    : Federici, Gunter, Kelly, Mariappa, Morrison, Karacan, Akpan, Guthrie, McAnuff (C), Robson-Kanu, Le Fondre

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      FEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

      😀

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      1. Rafabio
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Sweet Giggsy 🙂

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      2. Kevin Twine
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        😎

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    2. Demí
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      readingfc subs: McCarthy, Harte, Pearce, Leigertwood, McCleary, Pogrebnyak, Hunt

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      1. Heytch
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        so Shorey doesn't make squad for some reason and Harte still can't get a site. he's hurting me right now. squad's not big enough for this!

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    3. Jonah
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Great, thanks.

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    4. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      both shorey and harte dropped

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      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        harte wasn't dropped. he hasn't played in a few games.

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    5. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No Harte or Shorey

      😆

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    6. Trigg ⭐️
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Pearce is indeed dropped.

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    7. Viper
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Federici 😯

      I suddenly have a slight interest in this game..

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    8. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No Shorey or Harte

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    9. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      cheers Demi.. Interesting but understood... Nige happy to without either left back veteran

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    10. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Thank God I bench Pearce. Good work, Demi.

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    11. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      gunter wagon

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    12. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No Pog lol

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    13. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Le Fondre!

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Bad for Davies 🙁

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        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          *clyne

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    14. LOCO ABREU
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      shorey injury?not on bench

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    15. Bob.
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No Pearce. Argh!

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  11. Trigg ⭐️
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    I will be happy this week if ...

    Suarez performs as captain
    Bego either beats Bunn or they both concede 4 goals and end up on 0 each 😀

    Not too much to ask.

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  12. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    hmm santi goin up 3rd time in 3 days.... bale goin down again......amazin activity

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  13. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    The save point King is back! 😎

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      if i didnt have bego... id have played him, good punt

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  14. Chu Young Ping Pong
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Thinking of captaining Suarez instead of Hazard.

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    1. /
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Better decide fast. Only 40 minutes left.

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    2. Dago
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      bit late for that.

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    3. Frazek
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Doh!

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  15. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Steve McMahon on the pre-match show.....,,,

    *throws tv out the window*

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Bollocks....what am I gonna watch the footie on?

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  16. Demí
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Boruc, Clyne, Yoshida, Hooiveld, Shaw, Schneiderlin, Cork, S. Davis, Ramírez, Lambert (c), Rodriguez

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    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Lambo........ 😎

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      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Oh and Clyne 😮

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        1. Waldaz
          • 16 Years
          13 years, 3 months ago

          +2

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    2. Rafabio
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Lambert, Shaw 😎

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    3. meule
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Shaw 🙂

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    4. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Puncheon, you're awful.

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        That had to be wishful thinking though...come on?

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    5. /
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      No puncheon. Nice

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    6. Manamongst
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Good lookin Demi.

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    7. Dago
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      no punch 🙁

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      1. Manamongst
        • 15 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        To be fair I smell him coming on at the 72nd and nicking one against dead legs.

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    8. LOCO ABREU
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      no puncheon

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    9. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Puncheon, you're off next stop!

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    10. Dago
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Come on Ricky!!!

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    11. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      My benchers starting. Noice.

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  17. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Ah balls.....ALF can do some damage.......wish it was that cheese monkey Pog.........

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  18. r0nh
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    No Harte, Pearce or Shorey!!

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  19. Viper
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    All of you on a wildcard, Don't buy Fellaini, let him drop first, please and thank you!

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      +0.1

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  20. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    cmon lambert!!

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  21. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Wow so two lineups in and I'm down to 1 sub

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    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      That sucks

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  22. Ash
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    How long does it take for the FPL site to update?

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  23. John Smith
    • 13 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Didn't get round to listenin to the scoutcast this week. Should I do it now or has the moment passed??

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    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Its still a good listen.

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      1. John Smith
        • 13 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Cheers

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  24. Demí
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Saints substitutes: K. Davis (GK), Fonte, Fox, Ward-Prowse, Lallana, Guly, Puncheon

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      FIRST SUB PUNCHEON

      GET IN!!!!

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      1. Dago
        • 16 Years
        13 years, 3 months ago

        Fonte is first sub.

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  25. Grounderz
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Jonah, I thought you were planning to do the GW32 wildcard plan? Plan scrapped?

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  26. r0nh
    • 15 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    Suarez most captained, RVP most VC.

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    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      going to be painful if he doesnt perform

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    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      Wrong.

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    3. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      .No

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  27. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    reading Bench looks stronger than first XI
    *backs southampton win*

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    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      no reading will win.

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  28. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    So glad I'm getting rid of Punchy next week...

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      got a wc?

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  29. Water_Pink
    • 16 Years
    13 years, 3 months ago

    need a hatrick from hazard!!!!

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    1. Grounderz
      • 14 Years
      13 years, 3 months ago

      A brace and a string of assists should do. Damn that CHE vs SUN game is tomorrow...

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