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6 April 2013 3379 comments
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Jay Rodriguez and Rickie Lambert maintain their recent form as Southampton ease past former boss Nigel Adkins’ Reading at the Madejski. Tomas Rosicky is at the double in Arsenal’s win at the Hawthorns, Michu delivers his 17th of the season at Carrow Road, while Christian Benteke helps drag Stoke firmly into the relegation battle in a day which the four fixtures produced a single home point and just one clean sheet for Fantasy managers to enthuse over:

On the Up

Jay Rodriguez
The former Burnley forward’s emergence continues at pace as he notched for the third consecutive league outing, earning goal and assist returns for the second time in that trio of matches. Rodriguez enjoyed a price increase to 5.2 in the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) game this week but continues to offer outstanding value for those unable to stretch to acquire Rickie Lambert. Arguably, Rodriguez is justifying selection over his esteemed team-mate.

Rickie Lambert
The 31-year-old put in another outstanding display to steer Southampton to their third consecutive win. Picking up an assist today, Lambert has now either scored or assisted in six of the last eight league matches – with strong fixtures to come right up until the end of the season, Lambert will surely go on adding to his impressive tally in his first season in the top-flight.

The Southampton Defence
Returns in the budget bracket have been hard to come by with Reading’s demise, along with inconsistent returns from the QPR and West Ham defences. By contrast, the Saints’ back four have produced some outstanding statistics of late, resulting in a run of four matches that have seen them concede just twice. Full-back Luke Shaw and centre-back Jos Hooiveld, now back in favour, look to be presenting outstanding value at just 4.0 in the FPL for the season run-in.

Michu
Having returned just once in 10 league appearances, Michu has now converted in back-to-back matches for the first time since Gameweek 15. The Spaniard has timed his revival well, with a blank in Gameweek 33 proceeding a double a fortnight later which will see him face City at home and Wigan away. Having suffered significant sales in Gameweeks 30 and 31, suddenly his remaining owners will now be contemplating holding over the blank.

Robert Snodgrass
Norwich had scored just three goals in their last seven league matches before today, a run that had seen Snodgrass slip from the radar as a consideration in midfield. He was always likely to be pivotal to any Canaries revival, however, and today he claimed his fifth goal of the season to compound what has been an impressive first term in the top flight. With Reading, Villa and West Brom all at Carrow Road before Gameweek 38, Snodgrass could well tempt investment if Chris Hughton’s side can recover a semblance of attacking form.

Michael Turner
A towering influence and set-piece threat for Hull back in the day, Turner today registered his second Premier League goal of the season. The smart money was on Sebastien Bassong to exploit the Swansea fragility from set-plays but Turner stepped up to underline his value as a 4.2 FPL defensive acquisition.

Tomas Rosciky
The experienced Czech playmaker has come into the side following injuries to Jack Wilshere and Abou Diaby and, like Gervinho, has taken his opportunity. A brace at the Hawthorns promoted his chances of earning a run-out over the forthcoming double Gameweek and, with a price tag of just 6.1 in the FPL, he could see some investment from those looking to roll the dice.

Gervinho
The Ivorian scored from the bench at Swansea in Gameweek 30 and has since notched three assists and a goal in the 4-1 win over Reading last time out. While Theo Walcott could be back in contention for next weekend’s fixtures, Gervinho is another who has timed his ascendancy for double Gameweek consideration and looks destined to play some part in the Gunners’ two matches at the Emirates against Norwich and Everton. A 6.9 midfielder in the FPL, he may well retain his start either on the flank or be shifted to a central berth for at least one of those two fixtures.

Gabby Agbonlahor
The Villa speed merchant notched for the third time in four matches and has now scored or assisted in each of his last four league starts. With a price tag of 6.8, Agbonlahor is unlikely to tempt too much investment with Christian Benteke available in the same bracket – his form is undeniable, though, and with Fulham and Sunderland due at Villa Park in the next three, could be set to continue.

Christian Benteke
Another game, another goal for Villa’s brilliant Belgian as Paul Lambert’s side secured a crucial win at the Britannia. Benteke‘s exceptional displays have seen him score in eight of the last 10 Gameweeks for the midlanders and with Villa on the ascendency, those aforementioned fixtures look hugely promising as he looks to add to his current 15 goal tally.

Going Down

Per Mertesacker
Dismissed for denying a goalscoring opportunity at West Brom, the big German will now be suspended for Arsenal’s opening fixture of Gameweek 33 against Norwich, scuppering plans for investment. As the most secure option in the Gunners back four, Mertesacker topped our Watchlist rankings but will now frustrate his current owners and cause potential buyers to look elsewhere for Arsenal defensive coverage.

Romelu Lukaku
After starting four of the last five (he was ineligible for the clash with Chelsea), Lukaku had finally looked secure in Steve Clarke’s lineup, showing strong form throughout that run of matches. With Shane Long fit, however, Clarke took the opportunity to opt for a 4-5-1 and drop Lukaku to the bench against the Gunners. Despite a second-half appearance from the bench, with a blank to come, sales of the striker now look inevitable given the dent to his security of starts.

Reading
It’s looking inevitable that the Royals will slip back into the Championship after a damaging home defeat to the Saints today. Fantasy managers still holding members of their squad will be concerned that the relegation battle is now a forgone conclusion, ruling out any revival of fortunes. With Nigel Adkins also rotating his options, dropping Alex Pearce and Pavel Pogrebnyak to the bench today, there is also real doubts over a secure starting XI.

The Stoke Defence
Tony Pulis’ side are now in real danger. Lacking a cutting edge up front, there was nonetheless the potential that the Potters could use defensive resolve to help them grind out results. Having conceded three to Villa at the Britannia today, Stoke have kept a shutout in just one of the last fourteen league matches – previously, they had kept nine clean sheets by Gameweek 16. United visit the Potteries next, with a crucial visit to Loftus Road following on from that – Pulis will be sweating on the availability of Marc Wilson, though; he was reportedly subbed off with 43 minutes on the clock due to a hamstring injury.

Mark Bunn
Back in the Norwich first-team after serving a one-match suspension, his comeback lasted just 15 minutes before he was subbed off injured to be replaced by Lee Camp. With John Ruddy set to step up his own injury recovery with an appearance for the reserves on Monday, Bunn’s time between the sticks could be coming to an end – at present, though the Canaries have yet to deliver any prognosis on the injury.

Bonus Point Predictions – Courtesy of the BAP Chap

Reading 0 Southampton 2 – Rodriguez 3, Davis 2, Lallana 1

Stoke 1 Aston Villa 3 – Lowton 3, Benteke 2, Kightly 1 (in the mix Agbonlahor)

West Brom 1 Arsenal 2 – Rosicky 3, Gervinho 2, Ramsey 1

Norwich 2 Swansea 2 – L.Moore 3, De Guzman 2, Turner 1 (in the mix E.Bennett)

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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    Worth -8 to go from this:

    Bunn
    Demel* / Luiz / Baines*
    Snodgrass / Santi Cazorla* / Michu / Hazard
    Rooney* / Berbatov* / Suarez

    Mignolet / Sessegnon / Davies / Shaw

    to this:

    DDG
    Demel*/ Baines* / Sagna*
    Fellaini* / Santi Cazorla* / Hazard / Snodgrass
    Rooney* / Berbatov* / Suarez

    Mignolet / Michu / Shaw / Luiz

    For GW33? And should I play Snod or Luiz?

    (Bunn, Davies, and Sess to DDG, Sagna, and Fell; 5* to 8*)

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      I am doing similar ...

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        So that's a "no" . . . 😉

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          If you like.

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          1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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            Teasing, of course. I saw your plans earlier and I am following suit.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              Good man. 🙂

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    2. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Looks good and play Luiz

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        Thanks, I think I will.

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    3. Ryan
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      Yes. Mainly to fix your team but also to get more DGWers.

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        Thanks. A fixed team is still out of my reach, but I reckon this is positive at least. 🙂

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  2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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    Has anyone here seen the horror film "Splinter"?? It's pretty damn good!!

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    1. Crouch Potato!
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      I can't watch Horrors 😉 Which is strange considering I support QPR.

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        Haha!! I want QPR to stay up though. Feel a bit sorry for them.

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  3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    http://i.imgur.com/iL80YHn.png?1

    Operation Catch Forca Inter complete

    😎

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      At least wait for Monday before gloating! 🙂

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        The objective of the mission was to catch him and for now, catch him I have. I was 131 points behind about 10 weeks ago...this moment has been hard-earned 😀

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          caught him*

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Won't last..

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    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      come back on Monday, we'll know for sure then

      For now, focus on helping Team India to ICC glory 😀

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    4. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      Come on, what do you think about my question above, huh?

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    5. Crouch Potato!
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      Only 34 behind myself now, with my WC, man he was outta sight a while ago. Be amazing if I finished ahead of him.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Indeed, I love set myself targets anyway 😀

        Next up: that guy who is winning FPL

        😯

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  4. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Bored..

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      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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        How long have you been waiting to use that ?

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        1. Optimus.
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          you never have to wait too long on this site 😀

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          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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            🙂 true

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          2. rdpx
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            Joyous brace of posts there, OPTIMUS. Keep it up it makes the DZ roll.

            **applause**

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            1. Optimus.
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              cheers bud i try my best 😛

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    1. LOLface
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      Whenever I'm bored I think about marshmallows and then I get SO excited and I think; "OMG OMG OMG, in the morning the shop will be open and I can get some marshmallows and I can make them into happy clouds over a kingdom where the children smile and the people sing and then eat them all up." And being SO excited about the marshmallow utopia makes me have a seizure and that induces a sleep like state.

      Then I wake up in the morning and I'm too sore to build the marshmallow empire but WHATEVZ.

      I hope you're OK bbz. xxxxxxx

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Hi Willis Hide

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        1. LOLface
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          Hiya sweetheart. How ARE you? xxx

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      2. Ryan
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        😯

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    2. rdpx
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      *substitute COMPUTER for TELEVISION SET*

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uRUhjFF5a6Y

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    3. Crouch Potato!
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      I'm gonna have some crunchy nut cornflakes.

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    4. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
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      Hi. I'm sybian.

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  5. Ryan
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    I could sell Harte for Baines this week for a hit, but I won't. The end result will be that I'd want to sell him to make room for the next wave of DGWers, probably for another hit. When you've got a defence of Enrique(rdg), Zab(WIG), Clyne(WHA), why would you need Baines? Do people agree with this logic?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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      No.

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      1. Ryan
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        Why?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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          I wouldn't want to be without him for the double game week. Also the rest of the fixtures. I am getting Evra also.

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          1. Ryan
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            Hmm, I'd only plan to keep him till GW35 because I'd need the cash to get in DGW36 players.

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    2. rdpx
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      NO.

      Sell Harte get Baines.

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      1. Ryan
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        Its seems obvious till you realise it will cost you 8pts - any points Clyne would otherwise get.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      if I had that defence I'd probably roll with it but Baines is definitely worth a punt if you want

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      1. Ryan
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        I'd only have to sell him again to make room for DGWers in GW36. It would be a two or three week punt tops. Essentially the move will cost me 8pts.

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          good rationale I reckon overall, as I said, if I had that defence I wouldn't be too bothered about getting in a defender this week.

          As it is I will need to get in a defender though because I only have two playing, so Baines is looking appealing.

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          1. Ryan
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            Fair enough in your circumstances. For me its either Baines -8 + 1 extra fixture vs Clyne's one fixture.

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            1. Ryan
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              Well and probably for Baines I will keep him till GW35

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    4. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      Only Clyne/Baines gives me pause. I have Baines already, but if I didn't I would want him for the DGW. Clyne has a chance of a cleanie but that could easily go. Baines has two chances and a real chance of attacking points. Not saying it's a no-brainer, just saying I would be thinking about it.

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      1. Ryan
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        Worth it for an 8pt hit for buying and selling Baines?

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        1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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          Maybe not. I certainly think you could make higher impact moves with 8 points.

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          1. Ryan
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            Yeah thats what I thought. I'd rather spend a hit getting in an attacking player for the next DGW.

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        2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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          Chance of a comment on my question above?

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          1. Ryan
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            Done.

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    5. Magumbo
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      Im doing davies to baines for a hit for gw33, then ill be swapping baines to vertonghen for gw36

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      1. Ryan
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        Would that likely be for a hit as well when you sell him?

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        1. Magumbo
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          ill have 3 transfers between 33 and 36 so will probably just make do with the three transfers

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      2. Dr Dream
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        Nice

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  6. JK - Cønt ⭐
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    Right lads, all risers present and correct in the team, one Forehead present and correct

    I'm off. See you all in the evening where hopefully Suarez (c) has delivered us all a nice haul

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    1. Breadbin
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      Laters dude.

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  7. COMH
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    WC active

    DDG* Robles

    Koscielny* Evra* Baines* Turner Alcaraz

    Gervinho* Cazorla* Fellaini* Pienaar* Maloney

    RVP* Berbatov* Suarez

    Might do RVP > Rooney

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    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
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      Looks good I have Rafa and Rooney over Kos. Evra and RvP. I hope Fellaini isn't in there now? He might drop. Swap him and Pienaar for Coutinho and Marv who are rising tonight

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      1. rdpx
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        I'm thinking Pienaar over Gervinho.

        Do you think Gerv will get both games if Walcott is back for either of them?

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        1. rdpx
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          sorry missed you had SP already IGNORE!!

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      2. COMH
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        I confirmed Fellaini in. Thanks for the reminder. Just got rid for Marveaux.

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      That looks rocking. Transfer plans to get in GW36ers? And can you comment on my question above?

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      1. COMH
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        Solid team you have for -8. Play Luiz over Snoddy.

        I will cross the gw36 bridge when I come to it. My rank has been rank lately so i'm going all out in 33 and see where that gets me.

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        1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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          Thanks man. Good luck.

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    3. Ryan
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      Nice, a very strong WC team that. Got a plan for the next DGW though? you might find yourself a little short of DGWers near the finish line.

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  8. Rossamous
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    Gervinho doesn't have a fourhead he has a fivehead

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    1. COMH
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      You watching All About The Benjamins?

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    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
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      🙄 I know that emoticon is used too often on this site but this is justified.

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    3. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      But does he have a foreskin?

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  9. /
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    Why is Chu Young Ping Pong called Chu Young Ping Pong?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Why is Towelie called Towelie? 😯

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      1. /
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        Steven McTowelie.

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    2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      I'm half Chinese half Egyptian.

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      1. /
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        😯

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      2. Breadbin
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        Isn't that what pikey's are?

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        1. LOLface
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          Reported.

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          1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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            What for?

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            1. LOLface
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              Not you, baby FACE. Just that repulsive breadbin who thinks he has the right to judge the travelling community when he is blatantly made from BREAD. Many x.

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    3. The Bandit
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      Because he wouldn't be called Chu Young Ping Pong if he was called something else..

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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        When the question is stupid it's so hard to think up a smart answer . . .

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        1. /
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          I think it was perfectly reasonable question

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          1. rdpx
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            what OPTIMUS said.

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            1. /
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              What did he say?

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                1. /
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                  Bit harsh

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                  1. rdpx
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                    It was a bit harsh.

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          2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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            There are no stupid questions, only stupid questioners. 😉

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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              There are more questions, than answers ...

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  10. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
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    USA-Serbia Davis Cup Doubles match going on for hours.
    2:2 and 12:12 in 5th

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  11. AK ⭐
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    Just dropped about a 100 places. That's a relief.

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    1. Parm
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      Dropped 159 places here.

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    2. Breadbin
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      I win because i went from 4k to 8k, then 8k to 12k.

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  12. The Gambler.
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    If Suarez doesnt get booked vs West ham, does the card amnesty kick in?

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      You're that troll aren't you?

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      1. Breadbin
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        +1. The bane of this site!

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        1. The Bandit
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          Not even top 20

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          1. /
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            Who would you say are the top 3?

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        2. The Gambler.
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          For someone called Breadbin you are pretry stale.

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          1. LOLface
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            BAH-zing.

            For someone called Breadin, you ain't half got mould on you. Which might actually have anti-bacterial qualities...but no one wants to eat because YOU SMELL BAD.

            High five Supersonic, you are so funny. x

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            1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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              ha

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            2. The Gambler.
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              Lol i dont get the bitterness from people on here, they all get all terretorial because they practically live here!

              Its all good

              HIGH FIVE x

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              1. LOLface
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                Show them who's boss, Supersonic. xxx

                PS. Nothing personal, Breadbin, I just hate BREAD.

                Haha, because, you're bread, yeah?

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          2. Breadbin
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            Lighten up serious face.

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      2. The Gambler.
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        You're that damp towel aren't ya?

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        1. /
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          You're a towel

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          1. The Gambler.
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            Source? Link?

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      3. Optimus.
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        i know what you are but what am i 😯

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
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      There's a date, but I'm not sure what it is.

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    3. The Bandit
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      Game after.. He needs to be a good boy for two games

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      1. The Gambler.
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        Oh dear could be trouble ahead, was hoping it was just the hammers game!

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        1. /
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          I must admit, I thought it was just the West Ham game too.

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      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        He's never a good boy...You mean he needs not to get caught being naughty....

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    4. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      One more game I think.

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  13. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    sorry i asked this earlier but just to double check before the rises, who do you fancy to score more in the double, fellaini or berbatov? why?

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    1. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Fellaini because he's playing QPR.

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    2. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Fellatemeoff

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  14. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    No you are.

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Epic fail Mr Stale!

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      1. LOLface
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Haha, he's stale. LIKE STALE BREAD.

        Yeah, and like he's like totally bread that's rubbish. Like someone was baking it, but they didn't let the yeast rise enough so it's totally like...yeah.,..like unleavened.

        Or something.

        Haha, bread is SHIT.

        Love you Supersonic xxx

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        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          Oi, cut that out browl and/or blaggard.

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          1. LOLface
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Yeah, I'll take it. Like some TOAST, that I cut up!

            Normally into diagonals.

            AND THEN DUNK THEM IN EGG.

            Stick that in your pipe and smoke it.

            Love Supersonic xxx

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        2. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          hahaha if only you were here all the time to rip apart all the other inane comments on here!

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          1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            that was in reference to lolface

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      2. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        You smell.

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  15. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    GW33

    Mata(ful)
    Benteke(FUL)

    😯

    freaky...

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    1. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Bale(ful)

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  16. COMH
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    If only Allardyce wasn't in charge at West Ham they might be a decent prospect for the double.

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  17. boffster
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Can't afford Sissoko -> Fellaini. What about Pienaar? He doesn't seem to be getting much love of late.

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    1. COMH
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I'm getting both

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      1. boffster
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Seems a bit excessive, but then I've somehow ended up with both Walcott and Santi

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  18. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Right, which of this trio will score the least next gameweek?

    A) Koscielny(NOR, EVE) -4pts.

    B) Jose Enrique(rdg)

    C) Clichy(WIG)

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    1. COMH
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      c)

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    2. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      B lol

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    3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      B

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    4. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      A

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  19. Ryan
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Its a little bit like groundhog day when you dearly wish Suarez to do nothing this week.

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      This is the third week where I want Suarez to score, but not too much. I have him, but not (c).

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      1. The Gambler.
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Hatrick incoming.....

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    2. Optimus.
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      凸(-_-)凸 😀

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  20. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    It feels like a nuthouse in here, the crazies are out in force.. With their bottles of Omega cider and bottles of Buckfast..

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      true 😀

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    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Are you talking about me?

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        You're one of them.

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    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Its like coppers

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    4. LOLface
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Brother mother, I be losing my senses, all I wanted to do was come on here and talk about my potential transfer situation and I've been dragged into a cyclonic whirl of love nests and types of shit bread. x

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  21. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    I've never taken an 8 point hit before in my life

    I may take on next week...

    Does it hurt the first time?

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Just find that happy place inside . . .

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    2. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      The DGW will soften the blow.

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    3. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      lube is recommended

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    4. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Dunno if you are serious but hits are fine for DGWs especially when they come off!

      Walcott
      Thanti Cathorla
      Big hair
      DDG
      RVP
      Shrek
      Berbasloth
      Beans

      All worth a hit imo

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    5. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      No...it's best to do it on a Friday night though after the pub....

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    6. pit creature
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      It hurt me big time when i last did it. Ended up losing out on about 20 points!

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  22. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Congrats to Zimonjic and Bozoljac beating Bryan brothers after 4 and a half hours.

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  23. rdpx
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    I never knew this.

    bale 2
    noun archaic or poetic/literary
    evil considered as a destructive force.
    • evil suffered; physical torment or mental suffering.
    ORIGIN Old English balu, bealu, of Germanic origin.

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    1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Never heard the word "baleful"? Must feel pretty baleful to defend against him . . .

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      1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        *might be balefull 🙂

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      2. rdpx
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        I did know the word, but have made it to 41 with a fair education thinking it was a kind of variant of "woeful".

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    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      OK, just saw what you did up above. Nevermind. 😳

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      1. rdpx
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        haha - no worries - I looked it up after I posted that to check the exact definition.

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  24. Sun Jihai
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    The goal that won the Bundesliga:

    http://i.imgur.com/Jo1sVXel.gif

    Cheeky.

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    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Slick.

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  25. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    QPR.... From the ashes arises the Phoenix

    I still think they can get a sniff of survival and will be real hot potatoes tomoz..

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    1. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      interruption of a double white.

      i have gambled a lot of my wealth on rangers tomoz.

      wish me luck.

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  26. Breadbin
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Do other parents of toddlers end up with this in their head for days on end?

    Makka Pakka,
    Akka Wakka,
    Mikka Makka moo!

    Makka Pakka,
    Appa yakka,
    Ikka akka, ooo

    Hum dum,
    Agga pang,
    Ing, ang, ooo

    Makka Pakka,
    Akka wakka,
    Mikka Makka moo

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    1. /
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Wtf

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    2. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Drives me crazy mate

      Same with the theme tune to Raa Raa the noisy lion, think i've heard it over 5000 times!

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      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Feel free to regurgitate your favourites. There are many classic songs I wish to have in my head before bedtime.

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    3. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Actually I did. It was years ago but "In the night garden" got in my head more than most shows. 🙂

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    4. Chu Young Ping Pong
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I have no idea what's going on.

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      1. /
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        +1

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        That is the most perfectly appropriate gif that has ever been posted on this forum.

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        1. Breadbin
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          You need to calm down.

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          1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            I'm as calm as a Hindu cow, you're the one sounding like Fred West 😛

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    5. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      A story... do do do do do do, diddly diddly do de dem!

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    6. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Strangest thing is that its the most sense I have seen him spout all evening,

      Upsy Daisu, Iggle Piggle and the tombliboos would fully understand this Makka Pakka ditty as he goes off cleaning rocks!

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      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        He's an OCD freak, not something to teach the little ones.

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        1. The Gambler.
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          My son giggles every time he picks up a stone. I'm like, whats funny? Lol

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          1. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Aww, sweet 🙂

            *Stops boy watching the show* 😉

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        2. BONZ
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          I just wished it taught Erindoors how to clean up tho 🙁

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          1. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            Us men need to pull out weight in the house and leave those tired expectations i the past. Life is a chore, make it easier for your partner where you can.

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            1. BONZ
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 11 months ago

              Us men work FT, have FT fantasy manager jobs whilst Erindoors is allowed to work PT to keep the House clean & family fed - they were the rules!

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              1. Breadbin
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 11 months ago

                Many households nowadays have both people working. I agree in principle if only one is working, but not in the case where both are.

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      2. LOLface
        • 12 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        Makka Pakka is a thoroughly disturbed individual. He carries a sponge and soap around all day in the hope someone might get dirty and he gets to 'clean' them? He should be on the sex offender's register. He goes to bed with a stone he's 'cleaned', eff, eff effing esce. And that's tbh.

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    7. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      You're mental.

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      1. Breadbin
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 11 months ago

        No I'm not. I'll fight you to the death to protect my honour.

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        1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 11 months ago

          "Too weird to live, too rare to die".

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          1. Breadbin
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 11 months ago

            That's a compliment. Duel to the death retracted.

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            1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 11 months ago

              The quote was pertaining to me, not you. So you can't kill me. I'm a rarity, especially around here.

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              1. Breadbin
                • 15 Years
                12 years, 11 months ago

                You can't big yourself up like that. It's pathetic and self humiliating.

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              2. LOLface
                • 12 Years
                12 years, 11 months ago

                "I am well fit, so all the boyz want to be wit me and all da girlz want to be me."

                That is a quote I once said about myself. It was true. But that is besides the pointz.

                xxx

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    8. pit creature
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Tell me about it!

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    9. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I feel I should make a reactionary chav like post along the lines of "You wouldn't gerrit if you dun av kids". In most cases comments like that have no basis, here it does.

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  27. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone agree with Mark's Goalkeeper save points idea?

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    1. The Gambler.
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      No.

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    2. rdpx
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      what was it?

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    3. Ryan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      I prefer a simpler method of save points every 2 saves and 5pts for a clean sheet.

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    4. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      No. He's lost the plot, sleep deprivation.

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  28. Dre
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Evening/Morning/Afternoon gents,

    Do we think these moves are worth a -12pt hit?

    Beg > DDG
    Martin > Baines
    Hazard > Felliani
    Lampard > Pienaar

    Leaving me with a DGW team of;

    DDG*
    Debuchy - Enrique - Baines*
    Pienaar* - Felliani* - Caz* - Walcott*
    Giroud* - Rooney - Suarez

    Fed - Coutinho - Davies - Dawson

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    1. pit creature
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Seems a bit extreme.

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    2. BONZ
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      No

      DDG may not play both
      Team would need some investment for GW34 - as too much Everton IMO

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    3. Sun Jihai
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      The Pienaar move is not needed IMO.

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  29. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    @Toweley:

    Sorry if I was mean. Your question about Chu Yung, etc was perfectly legitimate, but was also a comedic straight line for the masses. Not that we did much with it, but don't take it personally that all anyone wanted to do was make a joke out of it.

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    1. /
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      It's ok 🙂

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    2. Breadbin
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Tell me about it. Some OTT biters present.

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  30. blokeman
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 11 months ago

    Is there a case to keep Benteke despite the DGWs?

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    1. pit creature
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 11 months ago

      Hell yeah!

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