[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
Mark Mark
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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    First for the wizard?

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  2. Miracallas
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    Stuck on who to bench:

    Samba
    R Martin
    J Evans
    Mata
    Caz
    Fella

    Have to bench one of these

    Help?

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Horrible decision. I have similar problems.

      Is Evans nailed? Or maybe bench Fellaini.

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      1. Miracallas
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        Man U play Monday
        QPR play today

        Think I will have to play Samba over Evans because if Samba gets points the aguish of waiting till Monday to see if Evans plays would be too much

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    2. Joga Bonito®
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      Samba.

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  3. Tibidabo
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    ?

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  4. drughi
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    play maloney or pienaar ? got fell and baines

    play clichy, demel or davies ?

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  5. Revival
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    3rd

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    1. Revival
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      fail 🙂

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  6. nozza
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    Cazorla or Lampard?

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  7. UnitednationsXI
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    ddg
    baines davies jones (clark harte)
    michu fellaini wally caz (maloney)
    rvp giroud berbs

    have 0FT and 2m..
    1) would you start maloney ahead of caz..as i already have wally and giroud
    2) would you do berbs >> tevez (-4)…the community has said no so far

    I am def doing santi >> bale (gw35 FT) and since wally, giroud, berbs all have tough fixtures in gw35, will def take a hit…so might as well take the hit now for tevez?

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  8. Hamstergod
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    Hi Guys,

    quick advice, bench Benteke or Berbatov, I am thinking Berbatov.

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    1. Demelbrush
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      Agree. Villa are desperate.

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      1. Hamstergod
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        Thanks!

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  9. Demelbrush
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    Fellaini > Michu for free. Yes or no?

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    1. Joga Bonito®
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      Yes.

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    2. Hamstergod
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      He is essential for the DGW so sounds like a reasonable move.

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    3. UnitednationsXI
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      no doubt

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  10. Tibidabo
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    Michu (c)????

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  11. stilicho
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    Lovely stuff as usual. What the hell's happened to televised games on Saturdays though? I'm already missing that!

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    1. stilicho
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      Maybe Sky are attempting to ween us off Premier League football, it's an act of mercy.

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    2. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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      +1. The early kick offs tend to be damp squibs but I miss the evening games

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      1. stilicho
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        Long time no see Pork Pie. Glad you're having another good season.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          Cheers pal. Took a while to get going this season but looks like I'll get a respectable final rank. How you getting on?

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          1. stilicho
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            Another terrible start but I've clawed it back a bit and sitting on 19k at the moment, I've got 5 weeks to get into 4 digits and I'd be happy enough with that.

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    3. Elniñorules
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      With the quality of PL football has been so dismal this season, it was bound to happen with Sky only being interested in TV ratings and commercial success.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        *Saturday morning vocab 😳

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    4. theotherguy
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      Stream the games. Football coverage in UK is a joke.

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      1. stilicho
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        But, but, that would be naughty, I couldn't possibly do that.

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        1. theotherguy
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          Come to the Dark Side young one

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    5. Namtab Nomolos
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      Teams being out of Europe mean they can have them on Sun/Mon.

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  12. Bring on the shots
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    12 years, 11 months ago

    Bench Davies or O'Brien

    Captain RVP or Michu or Wallcott

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    1. Joga Bonito®
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      RVP. Bench O'Brien.

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    2. Demelbrush
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      O'B and RVP. RVP v Villa is a no-brainer in my opinion

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  13. Revival
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    Michu captain? Don't have RVP.

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    1. jbasma
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      I'm going for Michu myself

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  14. jbasma
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    Who will start? Monreal or Gibbs?

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    1. Revival
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      Monreal so he can link up with Santi.

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      1. theotherguy
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        Not so sure, Monreal's 5 min cameo was a disaster the other day.

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  15. kaz 96
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    Predicted Arsenal Line up

    Source: Me

    __________Chesney_____________

    Sagna Koscielny Mertesacker Monreal

    ________Arteta__Ramsey_________

    Walcott_____Rosicky_______Cazorla

    ___________Giroud______________

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    1. Elniñorules
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      No Wilshere?

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    2. The Finnisher
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      Rosicky out Wilshere in IMO.

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    3. Billy Gilmore
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      What does bib theory say?

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    4. Revival
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      Wilshere instead of Rosicky and your on the money.
      Rosicky touch and go with his Hamstring so Wenger won't risk

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  16. theotherguy
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    Bench Fellaini or Berba?

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  17. UnitednationsXI
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    A: berbs >> tevez (-4)?
    B: santi >> bale (-4)?

    currently have wally, caz, giroud, and berbs in the ars-ful game and i expect it to be a low scoring damp sigh

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    1. Revival
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      Santi > Bale cause you own wally

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  18. The Finnisher
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    Would you play Johnson (CHE) or Demel (WIG) ?

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    1. Elniñorules
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      Johnson definitely. More attacking threat and loves playing vs his former club.

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      1. The Finnisher
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        Didn't help him last time 😉

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    2. lfcserg
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      GJ

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  19. Kevin Twine
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    Ruddy love a good Preamble..

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  20. mahone24
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    Carzorla - Bale and Fellaini - Sess for -4? (10 mins ago I wasn't going to do anything but the Preamble has me wanting Bale!

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  21. Pinoche
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    Mirallas to Lukaku for -4?!

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    1. UnitednationsXI
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      berbs to tevez or lukaku for -4?

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      1. Pinoche
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        Berbs to Tevez next week for me

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    2. kaz 96
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      I'm not sure Lukaku will start many from now on

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  22. Squeakybumtime
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    Fantastic and witty article on a serious note. 2nd best thing about this website besides the podcast.

    On a serious note, what the feck am i gonna do all summer?

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Plan for next season?

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  23. Robe Wan
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    Lads, why has the times got Maloney on the bench?

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  24. Fishy
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    good to go?
    de gea
    turner/sagna/johnson
    gerrard/fellaini/sissoko/cazorla
    rvp(C) remy/lambert
    bench- cesar/maloneydavies/harte

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    1. Fishy
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      anyhwan?

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  25. dul
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    Im playing fellaini over Maloney:-o

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  26. Bring on the shots
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    Play Taarabt or Lambert?

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    1. dul
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      lambert!

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    2. theotherguy
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      Lambert

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  27. skodaole2
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    Hello everyone! Who to bench and captain? Right now I have

    Bunn
    Evra Baines Clyne
    Walcott Bale(vc) Townsend(C) Nolan
    Rooney Berbatov Suarez

    Cech, Silva, Monreal, Wilson

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    1. Razz1983
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      Do not captain Townsend!!!

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      1. Razz1983
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        Is this a joke - play silva / transfer out Rooney maybe

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        1. skodaole2
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          I v done my transfers already Silva may not play all 7 have great fixtures so I can bench him

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          1. Razz1983
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            Drop Nolan play silva - if he's out he's out

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            1. skodaole2
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              ok thx and for C your suggestion?

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              1. Little Dancer
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                100% agree, drop Nolan, play Silva.
                Rooney (c) imo.

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  28. Razz1983
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    Guys opinions needed

    Bunn
    Baines turner samba
    Caz Walcott fellaini Michu
    Rvp Suarez lambert

    Do I need to do any of following
    - play Townsend who's on bench
    - put bale in for caz - I know my rival will have bale
    - take lambert out??

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    1. Revival
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      Bale for Caz as you already have Walcott

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      1. Razz1983
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        Cheers mate that's what I was thinking - what about townsend

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  29. Willis.
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    Play Vertonghen (MCY) or Zaba (tot)?

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    1. Frazek
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      Hah, roll them dice Willis. No CS in that match so all about att pts potential... flip a coin!

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    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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      vert

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  30. paraman
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    sell rooney for tevez or kone?

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