[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
Mark Mark
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. UnitednationsXI
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    In a moment of madness, did santi >> bale for a HIT lol 🙂 well already have wally and giroud so yeah..

    good to go:

    ddg
    baines davies jones (harte clark)
    michu fellaini bale wally (maloney)
    rvp berbs giroud

    maloney is decent back up if bale doesnt start

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    2. Evans
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      Personally I would like to keep santi but bale is not a bad replacement

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    3. Adro3
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      I did Berbs-->Carroll for a hit by accident, though it was my freebie! xD

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    4. Hello. Yes, This is Dog
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      take another hit and take bale out for santi 😛

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  2. Somalion
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    "Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way"

    You do have to wonder about people making these predictions. I would have said Kagawa's performance cemented his place this week, why go for Welbeck?

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    1. sminkypinky
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      Exactly

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes, true

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      It seems strange that they are so unanimous in benching Kagawa. It's like they know something we don't.

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        *Oh, not unanimous, just a couple of papers.

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      2. Somalion
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        It is strange but it really makes me think they just drag in some lad from the pub to list off a few of them.

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    4. liquidfootball2
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      usually someone over a pint at lunchtime

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      1. Somalion
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        Must be.

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  3. Jude Rooney
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    Just done the predictor on talksport and finished with about 7 draws! Really tough GW this week - hopefully fruitful in FPL terms though!

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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  4. Demí
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    Gonna be an Interesting Everton team today...

    No Osman or Jagielka

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        Dont ever question the mighty Demi!

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        1. Demí
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          ..........?

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          1. Ginkapo FPL
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            It is the tw@tty response he says to me everytime I ask for more details from you

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      no jagielka either?

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    3. Ginkapo FPL
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      SESS IN

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    4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      fellaini cb

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        😀

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      2. Billy Gilmore
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        😆

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      3. Demí
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        lol

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    5. Piggs Boson
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      Damn, no Baines CS...

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        We were spoilt last week. Now just attacking returns and he's 'due' 😉

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    6. Lateriser 12
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      So we can expect Fellaini to play deeper yes?

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  5. FantasyFS007
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    What do we reckon, Huth to Bassong for the rest of the season??

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    1. FantasyFS007
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      For a hit...

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      bassong yes

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      1. FantasyFS007
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        Will Turner score similarly?

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    3. Joga Bonito®
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      I'd sooner change him for a player with a double. You got Dawson?

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      1. FantasyFS007
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        I'll have Vertongen from next week

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        1. Joga Bonito®
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          Fair do's

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  6. Torres76
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    Here is my team

    De Gea
    Enrique, Demel, Sagna
    Carzola, Sessegnon, Gerrard, Michu
    Rvp (c) Suarez, Berba

    Subs: cerny, Fellani, zabaleta, Davies

    A few questions please.
    1. Is that the right starting 11?
    2. Should I change the sub order

    Thanks to all !!

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      1 yes
      2 maybe, your bench looks like it might score points but that's the risk, I'm benching Fellaini too

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      Thinking Davies before Demel. Wigan NEED goals.

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      1. Torres76
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        Thank you

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  7. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Everton lineup???

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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  8. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    actually Turner captain? 😯

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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  9. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    (C)???
    A.Rooney
    B. Hazard
    C. Cazorla
    D. Suarez
    E. Michu

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      a Yes

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    2. jonnybhoy
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      Michu out of that lot, If you are a gambler go for Suarez

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    3. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      D or E out of that rabble.

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    4. Piggs Boson
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      A

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    5. ILOVEBAPS
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      E

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    6. Marty McFly
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      I'm going Rooney. ALL IN!

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  10. jonnybhoy
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    Who to bench, and captain? Please reply need many opinions on this-

    1) Michu SOU (H)
    2) Walcott FUL (A)
    3) Mata LIV (A)
    4) Gerrard CHE (H)
    5) Fellaini SUN (A)
    6) Anichebe SUN (A)
    7) Van Persie AVL (H)
    8) Suarez CHE (H)

    Atm I'm on either Gerrard, Anichebe or Fellaini?

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Bench fellaini... RVP(C)

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      1. jonnybhoy
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        That's what I'm atm

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  11. Captain Shirokov
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    Transfers done.

    Berba and Fellaini OUT

    Lukaku and Sess IN

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      (-4)

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      1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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        😯

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      2. Jude Rooney
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        Lunacy!

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      3. Sean.
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        might just follow you with the sess one 🙂

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes!

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    3. MCH
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      Would love to bring in Lukaku just seems a big rotation risk though.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        But he's the kind of guy that can do real damage from the bench too.

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  12. ab9
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    de gea (bunn)
    demel sagna davies (wilson clyne)
    gervinho mata cazorla fellaini (puncheon)
    rvp rooney remy

    Gervinho to sessegnon (then fellaini to bale and rooney to aguero next week)
    OR
    gervinho to bale and rooney to benteke this week?

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  13. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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    Zab or Demel?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Demel for a laugh yes

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      1. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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        Demel cos he's facing Wigan at home and the silicon selector told me to do it 😉

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  14. System builder
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    cazorla, wilshere, ox and rosicky declared fit after late fitness tests.

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  15. Sithlord007
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    Right. Few mins to go. Do I go with lamps or Sissoko? Help.

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    1. Jude Rooney
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      Lamps

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Lamps yes

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    3. jonnybhoy
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      Chelsea dgw? Maybe, but Sissoko could provide more of an attacking threat even with all the goals Lampard has scored, and Sissoko is fighting the relegation, whereas Chelsea are fighting for a top spot so it's a tough choice. I would go for Sissoko.

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      1. jonnybhoy
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        *I would go for Lamps

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  16. Hitman MHK
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    Take a hit for Lambert/Berba to Suarez?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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      1. Hitman MHK
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        Would've thought so, those niggling questions...

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    2. Burd Turglars
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      Nah

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  17. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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    I am excited! This may be a bad sign ... 🙂

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
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      look at yo emails

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
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        I have ... 🙂

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    3. Captain Shirokov
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      Me too, I wasn't before I made my transfers but now I am.

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  18. Chu Young Ping Pong
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    Jagielka is not injured...

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
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      demi says not playing

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  19. jamesffs
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    Who to play - Coutinho OR Benteke?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      coin toss

      Yes Benteke

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      1. jamesffs
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        Thanks man!

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Benteke

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      1. jamesffs
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        Cheers dude!

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    3. Burd Turglars
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      Benteke

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  20. Lateriser 12
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    Has there been any last minute team news?

    Especially anything on Everton? Early starting line up?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    2. Billy Gilmore
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      ^^^^^

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      1. Lateriser 12
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        Got it. Thanks.

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  21. droginexile
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    Just checking my minileagues and I discovered that after 33 gameweeks I am 32 points ahead of my 2nd place rivals in both leagues. strange yeah?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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      1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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        🙂

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  22. Spectrum-FFS Doubles Champ
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    With Fellaini likely to be playing deep would you play Maloney over him? Brought him in for a hit so can afford Fellaini-Bale next week just trying to justify the -4 as seems mad to have brought a player in for -4 to bench him, but as I say had to be done to get Bale

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    1. Jude Rooney
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      No Fellaini still looked dangerous from deep against Arsenal

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    2. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      play him then
      benching a -4pts hitter is madness!!!

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  23. myboycharlie
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    Thinking of gambling on carroll captain over rooney and michu........ madness???

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  24. Burd Turglars
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    Do I play Clint Hill or Marc Wilson?

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Hill

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      1. Burd Turglars
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        TY

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  25. FantasyFS007
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    Will Turner score similarly to Bassong for the rest of the season? I'm trying to pinch some pennies....

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  26. TorresMagic™
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    How many total comments Unreal?

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      Too many.

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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  27. hillbillypete
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    Jeff Stelling Soccer Saturday Drinking Game Today

    BBQ

    Oldham only need 1 point to be safe from relegation

    My day could be complete with a good Fantasy score 🙂

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  28. Thomass
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    Shame I can't go to the swansea game 🙁 but my dads going to the game good luck the Swans!! 😀

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  29. sminkypinky
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    30ish points to make up at the remaining gws to finish in the top100.

    @Unreal: possible?? 😉

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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      1. sminkypinky
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        Hahah! 😀 I knew it. I'm so there...

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  30. Lao Tzu
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    I really might go Suarez (c) instead of RVP.... is that insane?

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      yes

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