[sbu_large_image] Preamble
20 April 2013 2401 comments
Mark Mark
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We really should savour this. While the sun beaming through my window helps to banish the grey, wet and windy, it’s also a reminder that the clock is ticking on another Fantasy season.

In just over a month, thumbs will be entering twiddle mode and suddenly our Saturday morning heads won’t be congested with concerns over Romelu Lukaku’s starting role: they’ll be DIY, pointless walks and shopping trips to take their place.

While Gameweek 34 appears to be a plain old vanilla affair – let’s take it to our bosom and nurture it. Let’s appreciate the mid-afternoon drama and the Sunday lunch classics. Let’s revel in every goal and take setbacks in our stride, because I just know that, very soon, I’ll be missing that sinking feeling of a lost clean sheet because Clint Hill’s shinned one into his own net.

There’s also something reassuring about the Gameweek ahead. All today’s matches take on a traditional feel, delivered in the three o’clock slot, they’ll unfold for me via the usual welcome nonsense spouted by Jeff Stelling’s crew.

Tomorrow I’ll risk breaking every social etiquette rule to get in front of telly in time to watch Sunday’s big matches unfold. That’s all rounded off by a Monday evening under lights at Old Trafford – dinner on the lap, the minimum percentage of my attention reserved for loved ones. This is truly a weekend package I’ve grown comfortable with.

Our initial Gameweek plans were somewhat skewed by the news that Gareth Bale was back on the menu. Noises from Spurs and Andre Villas-Boas seem very positive and, while there are those who still have doubts that the Welshman will start against City, the recent statements by his manager suggest otherwise…

“There can be a fear factor if he plays. We recognise the impact this player has had for us this season. His run of goals that he is on, he can have a big factor. It’s good to have him around in this final part of the season. He can be an inspiration to everybody. When you look at the images that we saw [of his twisted ankle], it is good to have him back so quickly. This speaks highly of the medical staff at the club. Our squad is full of good players, but Bale can make a difference.”

Personally, I feel Bale will be on the teamsheet – he’s amongst the strongest fittest players in the top flight and his ability to deliver improbable goals from scraps are currently second to none. The press are in agreement: every single one of our six sources names Bale in their Tottenham starting lineup for the clash with City. Interestingly, only the Sun feel that Sergio Aguero will line up in opposition.

Elsewhere, the aforementioned Romelu Lukaku, whilst nestled in our Scout Picks, is thought to be set for a bench role according to the Sun and The Times; the others recall him at the expense of Shane Long. Personally, I can see Steve Clarke going with a 4-4-2 and starting both against a Newcastle side beset by injuries and perhaps feeling the effects of the Tyne-Wear massacre.

There are the usual cast of oddities to perhaps treat with the proverbial pinch of salt: the best/worst of which finds Theo Walcott omitted from the Independent’s lineup for the Gunners’ trip to Fulham: they prefer to start with Lukas Podolski with Tomas Rosicky also recalled.

As for Wayne Rooney, despite reports this morning that the striker faces a further battle to cement his starting role, not one of the morning papers are brave enough to leave him out of the Monday night clash with Villa. Indeed, with Sir Alex praising the performance of Shinji Kagawa, stating he had little option but to withdraw Rooney at Upton Park with the Japanese midfielder sparkling, we find Kagawa omitted from some lineups. Both the Times and the Independent hand a recall to Danny Welbeck, with Kagawa seemingly dropped to the bench to make way.

While that little lot may offer up further noise and confusion for this final hour – we really should seek to enjoy this. For all the headache and irritation that Friday nights and Saturday mornings bring, the puzzles we look to unravel now will doubtless be sorely missed in a months time.

Very soon we’ll be craving cryptic messages from Sir Alex, recalling Roberto Mancini’s dusky Italian accent with a fondness and going starry eyed over David Moyes’ vague accounts of his latest knocks. Love it while it lasts folks.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. liquidfootball2
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    demi says Jags out, anyone confirm?

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Confirmed for now.

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      Demi.

      That is all. 😉

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    4. just a man
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      Last minute Fellani > Sess?

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      1. ILOVEBAPS
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        Ewww... now there is a punt!

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  2. Piggs Boson
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    Got to be this, shirley?

    .................DDG
    Rafael Ferdinand Evans Evra
    ..........Carrick Cleverley
    Valencia....Rooney....Kagawa
    ..............Van Persie

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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    2. MJ6987
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      Not sure about the CBs but apart from that, yeah.

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I think Vidic has a knock.

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        1. MJ6987
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          Oh, didnt realise. Spot on then.

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      Not really. And don't call me Shirley.

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        🙂

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    4. Jude Rooney
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      No Jones?

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    5. Sᴄʜᴜ̈RRʟᴇ ⓝ
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      Jones?

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    6. Piggs Boson
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      No Jones?

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  3. elkunaguero
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    Which one to bench?

    Davies Zabaleta Sagna

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    1. Big Col
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      Sagna

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  4. jonnybhoy
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    Might actually play Fellaini ahead of Gerrard?

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      😯

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    2. AGUEROOOOO!!!!!
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      no way

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    4. Billy Gilmore
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      lol

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  5. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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    Which one to play??
    Enrique
    Dawson
    Davies

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    1. jamesffs
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      enrique

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  6. Demí
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    Reason Jagielka isn't playing. Not for the squeamish:

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BISV5jwCYAAkUz9.jpg

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    1. TorresMagic™
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      Good reason.

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    2. hillbillypete
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      who fills in for him?

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      1. Demí
        • 15 Years
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        Probably Heitinga

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        1. hillbillypete
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          ah yes

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    3. Piggs Boson
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      That looks epic. How the hell did he do that?

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    4. jamesffs
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      just a scratch

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    5. The EJJ
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      Ouchie

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    6. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    7. Art Vandelay
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      Gash

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        Gutter mind.

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    8. Billy Gilmore
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      Only a flesh wound.

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        1. Billy Gilmore
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          😀

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    9. NATSTER
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      That looks awful.

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      1. Little Dancer
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        Moyes was right. One or two niggles.

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  7. AK ⭐
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    Highlights of your team this week?

    Tevez and Michu in for me with Cazorla (c). 😉

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    1. Robe Wan
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      R.V.P. C

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes!

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    3. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      Sess to do it once more
      Rooney(C)

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  8. Hitman
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    ML rival 30 points behind has Bale but not Santi
    Should i do Santi-> Bale for -4 or not?

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    1. ILOVEBAPS
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      Nope.

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      1. Jude Rooney
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        Agree

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  9. Sir_Durs8
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    Santi to Michu worth a 4pt hit? First to 3.

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    1. elkunaguero
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      no, also you need a plan to get Bale

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    2. ILOVEBAPS
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      See above.

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      1. Jude Rooney
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        Agree again!

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  10. Les Bleus
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    Play Mata(liv) or Maloney(whu)?
    And
    Sagna(ful) or Zaba(tot)
    Thanks

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    1. Little Dancer
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      Juan Mata, and the boy Zabaleta.

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  11. myboycharlie
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    Any update on whether Ruddy will start?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    2. TorresMagic™
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      Twitter says no.

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      1. myboycharlie
        • 14 Years
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        Cheers

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  12. Vpan
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    Lambert or Fella to start?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      lambert yes

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    2. myboycharlie
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      Lambert

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    3. Vpan
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      cheers

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  13. Bøwstring The Carp
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    We all set?

    Michu (c) to rip things up 😎

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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  14. Puzzle
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    Bench Maloney, Fellaini or Coutinho? Have 3 everton

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Coutinho yes

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  15. Connor's Calling
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    Cazorla -> Bale for free?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    2. Phaze 1
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      yes

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
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      Sure. Why not! He might be the difference against City and get 3 BAPS.

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    4. Jude Rooney
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      Wait until next week

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  16. MCH
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    Berba & Giroud>Kone & Tevez for a 4 pointer?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes if you have balls but no

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  17. Stats King-@football2space
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    Bench Townsend, Fella, Benteke ?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      Fellaini for a laugh

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    2. jonnybhoy
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      Townsend

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  18. hillbillypete
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    dont know what all this Fellaini benching is about. He gets fowards still and beast at set pieces. plus he can hit them from distance and pick out a pass.

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes true

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  19. Elniñorules
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    Can someone tell Unreal he doesn't have to reply to every post on here? 😉

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    2. stilicho
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      I imagine once HomeCrowd is up and running some people will do exactly that.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        no

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    3. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
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      Be nice if more were like him and replied to more people on here.

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    4. Biggerlips
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      Wish he didn't reply to any...

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  20. Les Bleus
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    Repost:
    Play Mata(liv) or Maloney(whu)?
    And
    Sagna(ful) or Zaba(tot)
    Thanks

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    1. Mithrandir, the Grey Pilgri…
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      Maloney and Sagna

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    2. Big Col
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      Mata and Zaba - both big game players

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  21. Valar(Keith)
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    anyone else havin problems with the fpl websitre?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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    2. jonnybhoy
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      On mobile devices not on laptops etc

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    3. Thomass
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      Yes

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  22. dillydally1982
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    Suarez to RVP for a hit?

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    1. Drogba "Unstoppable, U…
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      nopes...

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    2. Locarno
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      😯

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      maybe?

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    4. Phaze 1
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      no

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  23. Sean.
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    fellaini >sess for a hit but allows me to do berba >tevez next week ?

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  24. jonnybhoy
    • 13 Years
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    Who to bench, and captain? Please reply need many opinions on this-

    1) Michu SOU (H)
    2) Walcott FUL (A)
    3) Mata LIV (A)
    4) Gerrard CHE (H)
    5) Fellaini SUN (A)
    6) Anichebe SUN (A)
    7) Van Persie AVL (H)
    8) Suarez CHE (H)

    I'm captaining Rvp and Benching Fellaini atm all good to go?

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    1. Little Dancer
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      I think I would agree with that.

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  25. TorresMagic™
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    Hit 30000 total replies yet Unreal?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no

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      1. TorresMagic™
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        try harder.

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  26. Colonel Shoe 肝池
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    the die is cast, im off to enjoy what sunshine is left ...... ta ta and good luck

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      yes

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  27. Richard Norris
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    Play Sagna or Demel?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      demel

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  28. Konig Luther
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    caz or downing to bench?

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      downing yes

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      1. Konig Luther
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        thanks

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  29. Lao Tzu
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    Play Sissoko or Fellaini

    and captain RVP or Suarez?

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    1. jonnybhoy
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      Sissoko and Rvp

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  30. myboycharlie
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    Bring foster in for a hit for Fab? only fit goalie is bunn

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    1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      no play bunn

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      1. myboycharlie
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        Thanks Paolo ur on fire answerin questions here tis morning!!!

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