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22 April 2013 1001 comments
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While Luis Suarez attempted to digest a section of Branislav Ivanovic’s arm, we’re left to chew on the ramifications of his actions, whilst considering the latest lessons learned from a weekend cast in the shadow of “Suarez Sunday”.

Suarez stretches the concept of a “loose cannon”…
Luis Suarez will likely dominate our week and beyond – his latest extraordinary episode is set to run and run as we await an FA verdict and perhaps further reaction from Liverpool; already this morning, the PFA have stepped in to offer anger management classes, while Liverpool have been quick to hammer Suarez with a fine, as confirmed by the player himself via twitter. As expected, many rounded on Suarez overnight and the player himself has now issued an “unreserved” apology to Ivanovic and the club. Nonetheless, it’s expected that the FA, who begin their enquiry today, will show little mercy to a player who is, of course, all too familiar with disciplinary action. Suarez received a seven-match ban whilst playing for Ajax for a similar biting incident and such a suspension could be in the offing again.

From a Fantasy perspective, it’s ironic that these events follow on after Suarez successfully navigated his way past the 10-booking amnesty to avoid a two-match ban. His content owners would have been sitting back and looking forward to strong returns over the remaining encounters but now, like Liverpool, they must surely make preparation for life without Suarez. At a time when transfers need to focus on double Gameweek assets, the need to sell on the Reds’ striker is an unwanted distraction and one that seems likely to draw further points hits going into Gameweek 36.

In the long-term, we must now consider our own policy when it comes to Suarez. This season has seen the Uruguayan emerge as a true Fantasy force but, at the same time, it’s again underlined that he’s an asset that cannot be trusted. Suarez has earned his last four yellow cards in matches that Liverpool have lost and, yesterday, with defeat looking likely, Suarez sunk his molars into the arm of Ivanovic. Perhaps feeling the frustration of conceding the penalty that had put his side behind, Suarez was clearly boiling over. Can he possibly beat these demons and will Liverpool and Fantasy managers stand by him? Thanks to FA intervention, it seems likely that we can postpone our decision until well into next season’s campaign.

Bale remains an unstoppable force…
Despite the recent showings of Jan Vertonghen and the impact made by Jermain Defoe in yesterday’s dramatic 3-1 win, there can be no doubt that Gareth Bale is the “essential” purchase in the Spurs squad ahead of their double Gameweek. Bale’s performance in the White Hart Lane turnaround emphasised again that his is a talent that cannot be easily shackled, even by one of the top defences in the country. There can also be little doubt that Bale’s powers of recovery from injury and his natural stamina and fitness are amongst the strongest on show in the Premier League. Here we have a player in form who has returned points in eight of his last nine matches. Someone who can seemingly produce against all opposition and recover from injury quickly to give his all right until till the final whistle. It’s hard to find a more perfect Fantasy asset than Bale right now.

QPR are out of ideas…
While just over a month ago the escape route looked open, the defeat to Stoke appears to have slammed that door shut. Harry Redknapp’s spell has been lost on a group of players that he has openly maligned at times but it was perhaps the inexplicable Bobby Zamora red card and the last gasp equaliser from Wigan that really shattered any hope of a turnaround rather than Saturday’s setback. Injuries to both Adel Taarabt and Andros Townsend robbed the R’s of two players who could have combined to pick the lock of a stubborn Stoke showing but, in truth, this was too little, too late. Fantasy managers have briefly flirted with the appeal of Townsend and the undoubted goalscoring talents of Loic Remy but will now consider that the fight has drained from them and switch focus elsewhere, particularly with the double Gameweek screaming for our attention.

Martinez will stick to his guns…
The Latics perhaps provide the perfect solution – in contrast to QPR, their weekend defeat may have little bearing on what is to come. This weekend, they became the latest to be skittled over by Andy Carroll’s form and the uncompromising tactics of a West Ham side on their way to a fine first season back in the top flight. However, even in defeat, it was notable that Wigan maintained a brand of football that truly deserves its place in the Premier League. Dominating possession, weaving countless opportunities through the enterprise of Shaun Maloney and Arouna Kone, it’s clear that Roberto Martinez will not abandon his principles of playing attractive, incisive football in order to scramble to safety. Wigan were only really guilty of not taking their chances at Upton Park and Fantasy managers should not be quick to write off the Latics in the same breath as Reading and QPR: there is still fight left in them and they have the flair and ability to deliver returns.

Motivation has become a factor…
Just as we should go on considering a Wigan side driven by a desire to save their status, so we perhaps need to accept that some teams are in danger of coasting their way through the final four matches, limiting the Fantasy output of their players and perhaps leading to increased rotation. The stalemates at Swansea and West Brom brought just two goals and matched four sides with little to play for. Swansea have secured a mid-table finish and have their European place, while both Southampton and West Brom can take comfort from having achieved safety, the latter with some ease. As for Newcastle, they are surely feeling the effects of a testing Europa League campaign without any real incentive to find themselves in the tournament next term. The Baggies are the biggest concern – we’re looking to them to provide some returns from Gameweek 36 but, given that their second fixture takes them to the Etihad and that Steve Clarke’s side appear to be limping over the line, it appears that caution should be our watchword.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Granville
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    Where are my baps?

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    1. thetinkerman
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      Our doubles team had a truly woeful week this week! 0 goals, 0 assists and we benched our only defender with a CS. Let's hope it's a high scoring game tonight!

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      1. Granville
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        Like the scoutcast team, I've given up caring too much. Let's just have some fun with it.

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        1. thetinkerman
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          The De Guzman (c) punt was in that spirit, shame it didn't pay off.

          Next week's wildcard will be fun!

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  2. Piggs Boson
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    Dave Nougat.

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  3. Hank Scorpio
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    Ritchie Partridge

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  4. The3rdTurd
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    Just to pick up on that earlier stat about Norwich defenders scoring a third of their team's goals, this image really puts that into perspective compared to other teams:

    http://i.imgur.com/9UshPsg.png?1

    Second place Chelsea come in at "only" 21%.

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    1. Granville
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      I only came up with that one earlier when looking at the Norwich defender merry-go-round. Did you do that graph?

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      1. The3rdTurd
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        Yeah, just did it because your stat piqued my interest.

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    2. thetinkerman
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      Nice. Bring in BAE for the DGW then! 😉

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      1. The3rdTurd
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        Not a bad shout, was it last season he picked up 21 points in a DGW?

        Everyone's going to get Bale, the differentials will come down to which other Spurs player explodes.

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        1. thetinkerman
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          This.

          There's likely be a defender and one of Defoe, Ade or Dempsey the DGW king.

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  5. Zinedine
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    Right here's my first draft WC team (looking ahead to the DGW):

    Hart
    Demel Clyne Dawson
    Bale Coutinho Mata Michu
    Tevez RVP Defoe
    (McCarthy, Maloney, Mariappa, Davies)

    Any suggestions and ideas would be greatly appreciated!

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  6. Van Dal
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    Marraoune Fellafel

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    1. Piggs Boson
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      Love Falafels 🙂

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      1. Van Dal
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        same 🙂

        good luck with ROON (c)

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  7. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    There is something so perverse and depraved about the act of biting. Animals do it as self-defence or when they're hungry and need to kill something. But then it can also be a sign of affection. Then you have vampires, these strange undead villains who want to suck your blood to stay alive. There's a lot of sexual undercurrents to vampire stories too.

    I'm just wondering if maybe Ivanovic's great great great great grandfather was a vampire and came to Salto (Suarez's hometown) in the 1500s and slept with a gypsy girl named Louise Suarez who would then give birth to many illegitimate children, one of which would turn out to be Luis Suarez's great great great great great great grandmother Daniella who carried the vampire's blood.

    So one day Daniella decided to board a ship to Europe and travelled to Russia where she met Ivan the Terrible and sought out the lustful heir Ivan Ivanovich to confront him over what a debased thing he had done...only to find he had been killed by Ivan the terrible (because he was terrible like that). So Daniella never got to meet her father but put a curse on him through a certain type of Uruguayan voodoo.

    To this day, the curse remains hanging over the Ivanovic family. Although unbeknownst to Suarez, he was simply acting upon an ancestral impulse to extract the blood of an Ivanovic and thus draining away the enough blood to allow the spirt of the vampire to dissipate. By doing so, Suarez was trying to save future generations of his family and rid them of the curse that has plagued his life for so long.

    Either that or Suarez is a closet homosexual.

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    1. Sess!
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      Seriously too much time on your hands.....

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      1. daisybcfc
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        haha, great minds

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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          no, I have the great mind. all you suckers can eat my dust

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    2. Piggs Boson
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      😯

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    3. daisybcfc
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      you've got too much time on your hands

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    4. Damo.
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      Typical Unreal I -must -divert -the -attention -back -to -me post.

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      1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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        +1

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      2. Fratboy
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        +1 THIS.

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      3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        This is something that has been rolling around my mind for the last 24 hours. It sounds like the beginnings of an interesting story. I fukking love vampires so deal with it Damo.

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        1. Damo.
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          Revert or divert?

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            what? stop talking nonsense Damo

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            1. Damo.
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              Are you trying to revert the attention back to yourself or is divert correct. Revert isn't it? It was a pure revert the attention back to me post.

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              1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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                no, I just was thinking about this the last day, I love vampire stories

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                1. Damo.
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                  😆

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    5. The Gambler.
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      read the first few lines before I realised who the author was. Move on.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Oasis are sh*t! Blur FTW

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    6. Fratboy
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      GET REAL.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        GET LOST

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        1. Fratboy
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          😆

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    7. thetinkerman
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      I'm sure you can use this energy somehow. You just need to find a way of channelling it into something productive.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        Cheers Tinkamon

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    8. heco87
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      Out of interest, how many comments / replied have you posted? Must be enormous.

      Your profile --> Comment profile

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      1. Billy Gilmore
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        He said the other day. I think it was something like 6k and 27k

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        1. heco87
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          Enormous.

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  8. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Woman just called 5live to blame Suarez for her son being bitten by a fellow pupil at school today. I think the debate's reached its limit!!

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    1. Sess!
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      That's pathetic.

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    2. r0nh
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      I bet she hasnt even got a son.

      She just wanting to yap.

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    3. heco87
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      Thanks @samwallaceindy

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      1. Fratboy
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        +1

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  9. Beautiful Game
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    do u guys reckon defoe will start grom now on...or will it be adebayor???

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    1. Hank Scorpio
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      Tough one to predict for sure, but Adebayor has been bobbins and Defoe's impact was instant.

      I think it now leans towards Defoe.

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    2. Trigg ⭐️
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      If I could guarantee Defoe starting, he would be in my team like a shot!

      Even if Defoe gets 2 starts out of the next 3, I think he is well worth a punt.

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      1. Doctor X
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        If he starts the next game maybe worth the look?

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        1. Trigg ⭐️
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          I own Giroud and Suarez, I need some new strikers and fast!

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  10. Hank Scorpio
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    Hugo Codallega

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    Nesspresso

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  12. You Must Be Jokin Ere
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    Bet Suarez wouldn't mind facing this back 5.........

    Mark Bunn...........
    Bacary Lasagne.......
    Per Mertcracker........
    Frank LeBoeuf.......
    Ashley Coley.......

    Sorry.

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  13. Le Limpar
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    Jonathan De Guzberry crumble

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  14. r0nh
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    May is the best month of the year 🙂

    Nice weather, start of the summer feel, still football, long daylight, women wear less clothes, Arsenal finish 4th, Arsenal sell their player of the season

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    1. Granville
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      I agree, we don't have to listen to you for the next 3 months 😉

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      1. r0nh
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        We will see about that 👿

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  15. Doctor X
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    DGW defence conundrum - Pick one

    A) Zabaleta, Davies, Sagna (qpr)

    B) Zabaleta, Dawson, Sagna (qpr) - Bench Davies - 4

    C) Zabaleta, Dawson, Davies - Bench Sagna (qpr) - 4

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  16. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Eric Can'o'tuna

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    jack pork, gastronomy ramirez, whey rodriguez, adam banana and jason luncheon all roaming behind stickie lambert

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    1. Doctor X
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      😆 *applause*

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      1. Reedy
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        +1 🙂

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    2. Le Limpar
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      With Artur Porridge in goal to start the day right

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      1. Le Limpar
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        + Danny Butterfield. Southampton is a banquet!

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        1. frankiefernandez
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          + Luke Shawtcrust pastry?

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    3. frankiefernandez
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      Washed down with a tot of Captain Morgan's Schneiderlin

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      1. applebonkers
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        lovely!

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    4. Billy Gilmore
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      Don't forget Crème brûlée do prado.

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    5. Lateriser 12
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      All prepared for the Masterchef Maurico Porridgetino.

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  18. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Connor salmon

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  19. Reedy
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    Thomas Hitzlburger

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  20. JELLYFISH
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    Thinking of going with RVP, Defoe & Tevez for the run in. Lambert has served me very well but it is time to say a fond farewell, while Suarez......nuff said! Anybody with me?

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    1. Zinedine
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      word for word, exactly what i did

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      1. JELLYFISH
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        Already done? I've only got one FT so thinking bucktooth needs to go first for Tevez., then Lambert>Defoe gw35 (after the WBA game)

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    2. hillbillypete
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      think im doin the same

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  21. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Theo walcottage cheese

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  22. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Dwight Yorkie Bar

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    1. Van Dal
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      racist

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  23. Lizard Lips
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    Tevez and Mata in (Pienaar and Rooney out) now for GW36 preperations? Good idea? Team is linked (have Bale instead of Carzola).

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  24. odannyboys
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    If United wrap it up tonight RVP could be rotated/dropped.

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    1. Andrew
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      Dropped for what?

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      1. Carrick Doesn't Deserv…
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        hernandez. trying to convince him to stay

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      2. odannyboys
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        To give other players game time and experience.

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    2. hillbillypete
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      Nah, goin for golden boot. Needs to 2 to equal suarez. Bale is also in the mix.

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  25. Reedy
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    Sylla Bub

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    1. Reedy
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      Scraping the barrel now...

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  26. Trigg ⭐️
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    Ba, Defoe, Kone and Lukaku.

    I'm having a hard time deciding which of these players has the least negatives for the DGW 😐

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    1. Le Limpar
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      Kone is the only one who will 'definitely' start both though right?

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Agreed. He seems like the 'safe' option.

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    2. Reedy
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      I think Defoe and certainly Kone have the best chance of getting the most minutes. All carry risk like you say.

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      1. Trigg ⭐️
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        Defoe is who I want at the minute. But I'll be so annoyed if Adebayor starts ahead of him after his recent performances.

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  27. Your Mum's Athletic
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    Patrick Berger

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    1. heco87
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      - rep

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      1. Your Mum's Athletic
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        shut up

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  28. Lateriser 12
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    Out of curiosity, any non-Indians watching/following the ipl?

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    1. heco87
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      Big (test) cricket fan but zero interest in the IPL for me.. particularly with no British players taking part.

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    2. Le Limpar
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      I enjoy it when I manage to catch some. Only seen 1 game so far though.

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    3. Van Dal
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      Yep but im pakistani so dont really count 😛

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  29. Andrew
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    Pat Rice

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  30. Andrew
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    Malcolm MacDonalds

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