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25 April 2013 1817 comments
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Peaks and troughs – every Fantasy season has them and, this week, we revel in the Professor’s major trough in a futile attempt to break the man. After Robin Van Persie issues the boffin a spanking, the Professor shows his mettle by taking it on the chin. Admirable stuff.

While we’d have gladly devoted this entire episode to such gloating, we do manage to squeeze in the regulars, whilst Jonty turns up with more community gold: the tale of a globe trotting Fantasy manager who takes his advice off Frankfurt clubbers and QPR fans, whilst trying to figure out the Russian phrase for “please, wireless, I’m desperate – I have Djibril Cisse up front!”.

By the way, the Professor isn’t the only one who can take criticism on the chin. Granville and I want some feedback on the ScoutCast and my co-host has worked on a short survey to get your views. Take five minutes to help us out while you listen in via this link.

Ecouter to this week’s episode via this link or mind your language by streaming via the player below…

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  1. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Dear Doctor,

    Begovic (DDG)
    Clichy Sagna Wilson (Turner Davies)
    Bale Walcott Michu Fellaini (Sissoko)
    Rooney Tevez Lambert

    0FT, 1.0M

    Any hits?

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  2. Buck The Trent
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Correct starters and subs?

    DDG
    Baines Dawson Sagna
    Michu Fellani Bale Silva
    RVP Tevez Berba

    Subs Robles Maloney Billy J Rafael

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    1. Tibidabo
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      How did you get Billy Joel on your team??

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Billy Jones! That's my love!

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    2. Beautiful Game
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      billy over sagna and maloney over michu/berba

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      1. Buck The Trent
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        he is doubtful this week according to tweets

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    3. hillbillypete
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      12 years, 7 months ago

      maloney and rafael in for michu and sagna

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  3. Beautiful Game
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    best in each positions only for the last two gamewks???

    1)defender
    2)midfielder
    3)forwards

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    1. Laserface
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      1.Phil Jones/Kompany/Vertonghen
      2.Bale/Sessegnon/Theo
      3.Sturridge/Defoe/Tevez

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      1. Beautiful Game
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        what do u think about buttner, walters, carroll ???

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        1. Laserface
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          yea buttner and carroll can come good as well,,not so sure about walters though.stoke dont score that many

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  4. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I got that Friday feeling 🙂

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  5. Laserface
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    That moment of false hope when you see most of your team players having an "H" after their name ..

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  6. Demelbrush
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    DDG
    Enrique Zab Clyne
    Coutinho Bale Michu Mata Walcott
    Tevez RVP

    Bunn Pog Martin Davies
    -4 1.3 in the bank

    Good to go for this week?

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  7. Scroobius Mac
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    So this week
    A) Play Michu
    B) Play Cazorla
    C) Cazorla > Mata (-4, bench Michu)
    D) Cazorla > Silva (if fit) (-4, bench Michu)

    No City attackers - have Ba and Theo.

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      B

      unfortunately

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    2. heco87
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'm tempted by C) but it's benching Sissoko rather than Michu. Otherwise I'm doing B)

      B) is better than A) I think... wouldn't do D) this week.

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    3. hillbillypete
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      b

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    4. Demelbrush
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      B or D I'd say.

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    5. Jim
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      C) I think Mata will play every game now. Great fixture this week

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    6. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Hmmm, given the DGW & he only played 20 mins last night, C looks good to me there.

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  8. Voodoo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Aguero or Tevez?

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    1. Jim
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez def

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    2. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez seems more secure and in better form lately.

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    3. Laserface
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez ..

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  9. Van Dal
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Lets come together, right now in sweet harmony, lets come together!

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    1. Laserface
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Jerome Isma Ae remix !!

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  10. Jim
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Morning guys

    Normally very decisive when it comes to transfers, but this is doing my nut!

    Who to sell to bring in Bale?

    A) Walcott

    B) Fellaini

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    1. heco87
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      A) then ditch B) next week I reckon

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      1. heco87
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Or B) if you can wait a week

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        1. Jim
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          I'll prob ditch Walcott and bench Fellaini next week. Tough one though!

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    2. Tuchap - Lurker
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Surely with the chance of Theo being up front you go for Fell.

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  11. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    More than 700,000 teams still have Suarez

    Automatic green arrow for me 🙂

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      No, cos most of them will be lower ranked than even you Ronnie.

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      1. r0nh
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Ohhh yeah, that is right 😎

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  12. Bubbles
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Let's have some fun. P-p-p-p-oints hits ahoy. Look out ICC, I have a cunning plan. #ENGERLAND!

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    1. Scroobius Mac
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Still need to qualify yet. Although I have a feeling our group will end with the more boring progression of NZ and Oz.

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      1. Bubbles
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Yup. I've nothing much to play for, so just going for fun. Massive hit this week (team was a bit crap this GW anyway) and if the boys can get through I'm all set up for a big semi (oooh, err) final next week.

        Is it runs scored, head-to-head, etc. that decides if points are level?

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        1. Scroobius Mac
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Run difference. We can only get through if NZ destroy you and we batter Oz by about 80 runs. You go through if you win and we win. Not sure how it works between you and Oz.

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          1. Bubbles
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            Righto, cheers.

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  13. Christina.
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Front 8:

    Michu/Bale/Walcott/Felli/Maloney
    Rvp/Tevez/Berba

    Who to bench? Berba + Maloney or Michu?

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    1. Laserface
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Michu

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      1. Iain Dowies Love Child
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Michu scored 2 at Chelsea earlier this year in the cup

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        1. David Brains - OH NO!
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Never.... EVER.... bench Michu

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    2. Bubbles
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Playing 4 at the back? Or is that not meant to be Berba + another?

      Anyway, 1. Maloney, 2. Michu, 3. Berba would be the play order for me there.

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    3. Iain Dowies Love Child
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      What would you do in a normal GW? Maloney is there for the DGW and is up against a powerful Spurs midfield with Bale - I'd bench Maloney if I were you

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  14. /
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    It’s Friday, Friday
    Gotta get down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend, weekend
    Friday, Friday
    Gettin’ down on Friday
    Everybody’s lookin’ forward to the weekend

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    1. MJ6987
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Ooh, it's my favourite de-moisturiser based character! :-). Me too.

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  15. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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    12 years, 7 months ago

    urgh, didint expect Evans to drop last night

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  16. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    http://www1.skysports.com/football/news/11670/8672228/Arsenal-boss-Wenger-is-afraid-of-Chelsea-s-spending-power-this-summer

    I think this means Arsenal should expect a great summer of signings.

    If not, then Wenger has no excuses.

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    1. r0nh
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      "Chelsea have signed Falco... but I have heard nothing..."

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      1. MJ6987
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Amadeus Amadeus Amadeus!

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    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      says the same thing every year

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  17. villian-ty
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    How does my WC team look for GW 36

    HART (McCarthy)
    RANGAL FIG DAWSON (Sagna, Demel)
    HAZARD MALONEY BALE MICHU (Sess)
    Rvp KONE TEVEZ

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    1. Tuchap - Lurker
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Very nice. Only one I dont like is Rangel but other than that it looks good.

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  18. Beautiful Game
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    anyone planning about the gamewk 37 and 38 differentials???

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  19. Benjimaate
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Good to go?

    Hart
    Clark, GJ, Vert
    Hazard, Mata, Maloney, Bale (c)
    Lambert, RVP, Berbatov

    Subs - Bunn, Sagna, Marveaux, Harte

    😀

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  20. cassanata
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    If money is no problem who would you pick, Tevez or Aguero?

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    1. heco87
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez

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    2. David Brains - OH NO!
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      If money was no problem I'd go with both... consensus on here is Tevez though

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      1. A Defender's Nightmare
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Will Aguero start? You sure? Since he was an unused sub at Lane he may come as 2nd half sub tomorrow to build up his fitness..

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    3. Tuchap - Lurker
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tevez. Dont think Aguero's fitness can be trusted.

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      1. cassanata
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Ok thanks all

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  21. A Defender's Nightmare
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Quick Poll (Yes or No):

    Will these 2 players rise tonight?

    1) Vertonghen
    2) Maloney

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    1. Gaz Downright
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      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      to be fair I don't believe this will be a matter of opinion

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      1. A Defender's Nightmare
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        I couldn't calculate it so I'm asking.. It's Friday so difficult to predict even after reading Fiso page.. Will they rise tonight?

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  22. Gaz Downright
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    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Dear Doctor,

    any hits?

    Begovic (DDG)
    Clichy Sagna Wilson (Turner Davies)
    Bale Walcott Michu Fellaini (Sissoko)
    Rooney Tevez Lambert

    0FT, 1.0M

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  23. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    NEW POST

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  24. r0nh
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    At the moment, I have 5 DGW'ers, plus one FT next week

    So I hopefully will have 6 players in the DGW.

    I took a -4 this week.

    Is it worth taking another -4 next week, maybe take RVP out & get 2 heavy hitters?

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  25. David Brains - OH NO!
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Going into GW35 with this lot:

    HART (McCarthy)
    VERTONGHEN AZPILICUETA Cueller (FIGUEROA, Barnett)
    MICHU MATA HAZARD BALE (Guthrie)
    DEFOE AGUERO TEVEZ

    I have never been so reliant on a double game week – he who dares wins, right?

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  26. Guy Demel's SH
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Who to bench..Nolan or Maloney?

    Obvious answer may be Nolan but as a WHU fan I can't help letting go of the misguided optimism...

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  27. GoonerByron
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Wish I didn't bother bringing Michu in, waste of a DGW slot..

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  28. Paul
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I know many will probably disagree with me....but Michu has been a waste of space in my fantasy team of late!

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  29. ola32
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Play Cisse or Walcott?

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  30. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    8:

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    1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      8:)

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      1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
        • 12 Years
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        B:)

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        1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
          • 12 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          😯

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          1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
            • 12 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            :glasses:

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            1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
              • 12 Years
              12 years, 7 months ago

              :sunglasses:

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