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The ScoutCast – Episode One Hundred And Seven – Olympian

9 May 2013 2276 comments
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This week’s ScoutCast episode reminds us that there really is life outside of Fantasy Football.

Like the pursuit of the “most consecutive hours spent in one building†for instance, or perhaps the “most impressive eating featâ€. Both are key events, alongside Fantasy Premier League ranking, in an annual set of “Bloke Olympics†revealed courtesy of this week’s rather different “Full Jontyâ€. Our friend in the community brings an extraordinary tale of a top Fantasy manager who runs his life like an achievement list – not to be missed.

Around that, we find time to pop in on an off-colour Professor, welcome Mr Moyes to Old Trafford and discuss the options presented by the Michu fallout.

Take your place amongst the medals via this link or polish your Olympic rings via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Moves Like Agger
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    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaYPg0zy9PE think we can all relate to this after the DGW! 😆

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    1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      Oh my gosh. This is HILARIOUS. I am dying laughing.

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      1. Optimus.
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        its a 4 minute clip i dont think you watched it all pep 😉

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    2. thegame
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      wow amazing i was kinda annoyed bout those midweek games thinking the same thing!!

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    3. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      He doesn't have a clue, he still has Stoke defenders 😆 😀 😛

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      1. Optimus.
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        that was the best anlong with the "at kompany/clichy,zabaleta all played twice" 😀

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      2. Moves Like Agger
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        One of the best "Hitler reacts to...." videos I've seen in a long time!

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    4. Declan-
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      I can relate 😀

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    5. Colonel Shoe è‚æ± 
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      best one ive seen 😉 pretty much how i was.....minus the moustache

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    6. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      I am yet to see the replay that ruled out the possibility of it curling in. It's only Juan Mata, maybe a simple curl is beyond him 😆

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      1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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        😆

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    7. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Brilliant version

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    8. the axolotl
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      "i took a 12 point hit for this, now i'm behind josef stalin" lol 🙂

      that clip has been providing comedy gold for quite a while but this one is one of the best

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      1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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        +shed loads. I thought they'd been done to death but this was hilarious.

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          "We will remember" might actually stand true for a long long long time due to the cult of this video

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    9. MJ6987
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      Haha brilliant.

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    10. Ginkapo FPL
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      😀

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    11. floydy_floyd
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      Lol it's good that

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    12. the axolotl
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      say what you like but he knew the mingolet defense was overrated 😉

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    13. Moves Like Agger
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      It's pretty much all the comments that were doing the rounds on here last night all rolled up into one video 😆

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    14. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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      Brilliant stuff 🙂

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    15. Trigg â­ï¸
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      😀

      Awesome!

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    16. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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      brilliant stuff, haven't even watched it yet

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      1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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        lol

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    17. J0E
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      Brilliant. 🙂

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    18. Chu Young Ping Pong
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      Class 😀

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    19. aint got a kalou
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      Can't rlate I'm just dat good

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    20. Count of Monte Hristo
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      😆

      This is genius.

      "Rotate your strikers sure but the whole back 4 sweet jesus!"

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    21. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      • 18 Years
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      Never get bored of watching these. This is obviously one of the best ever.

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    22. Chris_White
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      😆

      Fantasy BundeSSliga

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
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        So clever.

        Well you can forget about it i'm not playing the fee. Haha

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        1. Chris_White
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          Haha, best scene is obviously when she cries and gets told that she was right to say it wasn't on target 😀

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          1. Count of Monte Hristo
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            Hahaha!

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    23. thischarmingman
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      "You were right to say it wasn't on target to begin with" HAHA

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      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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        That was the part that made me laugh out loud!

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    24. IAmTheWalrus
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      so good!

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    25. Granville
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      The Champions Dictators League made me LOL

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
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        😆

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    26. CAP
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      brilliant

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    27. ★FC Borecelona★
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      Haha 😆

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    28. Konig Luther
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      http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PeT-NMASicc/UFC7IpW_EzI/AAAAAAAAC3c/lHvVCujeN3I/s1600/Nicolas-Sarkozy-laughing.gif

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    29. Lawrø
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      Hilarious 😆

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  2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/2013/05/09/the-scoutcast-episode-one-hundred-and-seven-olympian/comment-page-1/#comment-5772669

    This is a perfect example of the favouritism on here from Page 1.

    The first guy asks the same question as the second guy. The first guy uses perfect grammar and gets one reply. The second guy makes an amateur grammatical mistake yet gets loads of replies because he is 'high rep' or some bullsh*t.

    Down with this sort of thing!

    (careful now)

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    1. floydy_floyd
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      Zzzzz

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    2. New Ghost
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      V 😎

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        😆

        😎

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    3. SPorting
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      Can I mismanage you in any way?

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    4. Ginkapo FPL
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      The second got two replies. WOW

      Seriously stop posting crap. You used to be a good poster, and every so often you still post good stuff, but inbetween is a mountain of crap. Why not limit yourself to one post a page and try to make it count?

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        sorry, dad

        ðŸ™

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          Sarcasm doesnt work in text

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        2. Mark
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 18 Years
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          Jeez. I just sent you a mail to ask what you were on about. Listen to Gink. There's no need for the wind ups!

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          1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            😯

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          2. Chu Young Ping Pong
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            YESSS

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          3. aint got a kalou
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            Moves like agger said you are the worst writer.on fantasy football scout by a country mile

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    5. the almost chosen one
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      AGREED!

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    6. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
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      -Rep

      your impressive run of nonsense posts continues...

      at least you got replies though right! 😆

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    7. 4vets
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      1966/1941 has the highest rep with me.

      Stress less... life is not fair, but your gripe here isn't worth the words.

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        I was taking the p*ss here...I like him too and he has a higher rep in my book for spelling things correctly! It's not a gripe at all

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    8. MJ6987
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      Give it a rest FFS!

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      1. SPorting
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        * give FFS a rest.

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        1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          😆

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    9. 1966 was a great year for E…
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      I'm high rep too, bitch! Much older-skool than Lateriser12 - if that's even his real name...

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  3. floydy_floyd
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    Lookin for 2 1 week punts for my last 2 transfers this season.

    Current strikers are tevez, Benteke, aguero.

    Looking to get rid of tevez. I think aguero will play the last 2 and is more of a differential.

    Nothing is too inspiring!

    1. Hernandez
    2. Ba
    3. Adebayor

    Any others?

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    1. Trigg â­ï¸
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      Cisse. I'm considering this punt ...

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      1. floydy_floyd
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        Yep meant to include him!

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    2. IAmTheWalrus
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      shes lovely, who is she?

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      1. floydy_floyd
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        Ms casillas

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  4. SPorting
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    Was I subjected to The Full Jonty in this Scoutcast?

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    1. Declan-
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      It was Corkyote 🙂

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      1. SPorting
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        *shakes fist at sky*

        Curse you Corkyote!!

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        1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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          Sorry mate, I'd have picked you 🙂

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          1. SPorting
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            And analysed my struggle to break into the top 100k?

            Not likely.

            Although my Dutch wife is super hot.

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            1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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              go on

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            2. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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              I think Epic has the rights to "my wife is hot" material. Another tough break for you ðŸ™

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              1. SPorting
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                Agreed.

                Some things should not be shared here.

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    2. In Like Flynn.
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      Dunno, just arrived and started listening. Jonty must have told you, no?

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      1. SPorting
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        I was hoping it was a surprise ðŸ™

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  5. Absinthe Minded
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    Lost on last page:

    Team has been decimated!!
    Rafael to Vert or ?
    Michu to coutihno?
    -4
    Advice really needed, team linked
    Thanks

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    1. the almost chosen one
      • 12 Years
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      mich to cou - its a no brainer by now >_>

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      1. Absinthe Minded
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        Yep, that transfer done
        Thanks

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  6. Acquafresca
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    Jonty, any way of having a "Double Full-Jonty" ?

    Comparing 2 posters, throughout the course of the season?

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    1. Mark
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 18 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Mmmm...not bad. We're looking for ideas for next season. As someone pointed out, we can't do the regular style FJ from the off so we have to change format a bit.

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      1. Acquafresca
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        Yeah it would be worthwhile comparing two posters. I would love to compare someone around 10k to someone 1k, to see the differences over the season and what contributes the most.

        Transfers, captaincy, etc.

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      2. Acquafresca
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        Oh and not sure if you got my previous post yesterday, but I'll try to work out my Paddy Power account this weekend, been very busy with work.. I'll drop you an email.

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      3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        you have to do me vs forca now...

        admit it, it's going to draw huge crowds of listeners...box office hit potentially 😯

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        1. 4vets
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          +1

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        2. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
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          I'd definitely like to listen to that

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        3. aint got a kalou
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          Your team is absolutely terrible

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    2. Optimus.
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      we could compare a demel team to a demelless team this season...imagine the findings

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
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        top 10 (w/ Demel)
        2,593,938 (no Demel)

        Conclusion: 😯

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        1. Optimus.
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          not quite that much as demel missed out on 7 games

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      2. Optimus.
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        1m difference in rank is my guess

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        1. Ginkapo FPL
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          I've never had Demel...

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          1. Optimus.
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            *shakes head

            you have to bring him in at (c) him final gw for forgiveness

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          2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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            that explains the sh*t rank 😆

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  7. Saint Domingo
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    Who is most likely to be rested this game week guys?

    Mata
    Hazard

    Aguero
    Tevez

    RVP

    ta in advance

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    1. Heytch
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
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      Hazard and Aguero

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    2. floydy_floyd
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      I think both will play

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      1. SPorting
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        Both of the five of them?

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        1. floydy_floyd
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          Looool only read first 2 names. Oopsy

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    3. brianutd-why always we? 20
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      Hazard got minor injury and will be rested for the final. Aguero and Carlos Likely to start final too so rest is probable

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      1. floydy_floyd
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        If aguero and tevez start cup final surely chances are ageuro and dzeko start v reading?

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      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        why on earth would he rest Aguero AGAIN !!!!...No wonder he's been so poor this year he must be carrying about three stones extra due to sitting on the bench every week waiting to be "rested"...

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    4. The Chosen One
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      Hazard

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  8. Little Frank
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    Current squad

    Hart Jaask
    Dawson Sagna Davies Demel Wilson
    Bale Walcott Fellani Mata Michu
    Aguero Tevez Lukaku

    Options I'm considering are:
    1 .Get RVP in for Aguero (for a -4, with Michu to Coutinho), will probably captain RVP
    2. Get Lampard in for Michu (and captain Walcott)

    Thoughts?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
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      1.

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    2. floydy_floyd
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      2.

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    3. Little Frank
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      Thanks guys, anyone want to give a deciding vote?

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    4. Efan Ekoku Pops
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      2

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  9. the almost chosen one
    • 12 Years
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    hi

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    1. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
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      Good Evening. 🙂

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  10. Dr Dream
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    I didn't realise Chelsea had so many midfield injuries until I looked on the FPL page....Looks like a battleground.

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
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      look on the bright side...Malouda and Benayoun are ready to go!

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        oh and Luiz of course who's listed in defence..Funny how an array of players can suddenly look thin though.

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  11. Heytch
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
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    ok... officially none the wiser will look again same time tomorrow night, then again 1120am Saturday 😆

    just have to eat the price changes. when in doubt, no transfer

    night

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  12. HarryS
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    De Gea – Bunn
    Onuoha – Dawson – Harte – Zab – Sagna
    Bale – Maloney – Walcott – Toure – Fellaini
    Kone – RVP – Tevez

    1FT £2.8M in the bank any transfer help

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    1. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
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      De gea to reina

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      1. floydy_floyd
        • 15 Years
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        Or cech

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    2. An Púca
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      Fell to Lamps
      Onouha to Carragher

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  13. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    Love him or hate him, Laernu (and his many alter egos) has been an ever present part of this season and I think he deserves a mention on the last ScoutCast of the season.

    #LaernuForScoutCast

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    1. Ginkapo FPL
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      He gets enough mentions as it is

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
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        Not on the ScoutCast

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    2. floydy_floyd
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      I was in america last week and logged on briefly at what must've been 5am uk time and he was on!!

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
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        you were reading my posts when you were abroad?

        The Unreal fanbase is expanding

        😯

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    3. Optimus.
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      the scoutcast isnt 3 hours long..wouldnt get through all the accounts

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
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        Maybe there should be a special where he comes on for the last episode and reveals all his accounts

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        1. Optimus.
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          Sky will probably buy the rights

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    4. SPorting
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      You do realise that there is more than one person behind the Unreal ego?

      Hence the continuous presence and the wild swings in quality and stupidity of the posts.

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      1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
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        Oh, trust me, I am well aware 🙂

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      2. MJ6987
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        It's FFS's biggest franchise I believe.

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        1. SPorting
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          Gotta get me a slice o that pie!

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    5. New Ghost
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      That's why I'm visiting Laernu in Dublin. 😎

      😯

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      1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
        • 13 Years
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        🙂

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  14. MVMNT
    • 12 Years
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    Hmm Dilemma...

    Hart (Bunn)
    Monreal McAuley Zabaleta (Turner / Clyne)
    Bale Mata Coutinho Michu (Britton)
    RVP Tevez Lukaku

    A, Michu > Fellaini (0pts)
    B, Michu & Lukaku > Fellaini & Sturridge (-4pts)
    C, Michu & Tevez > Walcott & Sturridge

    Have a gut feeling the guy nearest to me in my mini league (38 points) might go all out and stick Walcott in (c) and the last time I saw folks backing Walcott this much I went for him and it paid off with that hat-trick.

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    1. Darth Wenger
      • 15 Years
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      C

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  15. ViperStripes
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
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    A: Can only afford to do Maloney > Coutinho tonight but other options are:

    B: DDG > Hart

    C: Remy > Sturridge

    D: Wait for Spot the Differential on Friday night, they've usually been bang on the money

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  16. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Episode One Hundred and Nine.

    Laernu vs. Forca.

    Mr. Low Rep himself vs. I should be 1st in the world

    5$ a listen, will be sold on itunes 🙂

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    1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
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      I'm in

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
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      😎

      I could actually see people paying for this 😆

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
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        80% of the proceeds go to FFS and 10% to each of us 😉

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        1. Acquafresca
          • 14 Years
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          goes*

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      2. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
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        Not me. I got (endured) it for free all season.

        Feckin' pendejos. 😆

        Plus it's more of a Napster download. 😆

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  17. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    With all the Chelsea midfield injuries, here is what I think the team will look like vs. Villa

    Cech
    Azpi Cahill Terry Cole
    Luiz Lampard
    Ramires Oscar Mata
    Ba

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    1. SPorting
      • 14 Years
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      Thanks.

      Benteke will bulldoze those old men.

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      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
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        not many old men in there and Chelsea did win 8-0 in the reverse fixture... So a Chelsea win is surely on the cards...

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        1. SPorting
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Oh, I'm sure CHE will win.

          I just fancy Benteke to get the better of Lamps and Terry at least once.

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    2. Ginkapo FPL
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I doubt Ramires will be pushed up, surely Moses if not hazard?

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        he's listed as a knock as well....

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      2. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Moses was limping a bit according to Rafa and may be out for this game...

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    3. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tempted by ba but don't think Chelsea will score more than 2

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      1. Messiah Hazard
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Ba likely to start both PL games now... with Torres playing in the UEL final...

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  18. boredjames
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Guys, start lukaku or maloney? doing my head in...

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    1. Birthday Sess
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Lukaku

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      1. boredjames
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Norwich will keep it very tight at home (and fighting for their lives) but I think I agree

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    2. Baz
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      lukaku

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    3. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Lukaku, Arsenal will be full attacking as they need the 3 points to keep in hunt for 4th place and will do everything to prevent Wigan from scoring...

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      1. boredjames
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        ta

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  19. The Bandit
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Lucky or what?! 😯

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-22464489

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      #deepdeepthroat

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    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Oh yes. Really lucky.

      I bet she's sitting at home now drinking a cup of tea and laughing about it (whilst tea dribbles from the huge fecking hole in her neck!)

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    3. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      The modern Phineas Gage? Or since it was a harpoon... Fin-eas Gage? Fin... Harpoon... fish... No?

      *blup*

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      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        apparently the guy's name was moby

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    4. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      "Officials said Ms Rosa's husband had accidentally fired his spear gun while cleaning it. Police said everything indicated it had been an accident."

      yeah right, i reckon it's kinky games gone horribly wrong

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      1. The Bandit
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Husband my arse, it was Needlevor... 😉

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  20. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Must have been an FFS user that made the Hitler video I assume? He mentions the bap chap early on..

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    1. Bøwstring The Carp
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Probably the bap chap himself 🙂

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Bapple Bonkers* 😆

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    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Tony Cummins.

      Big Fulham supporter.

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    3. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      He deserves some credit, brilliant number of in-jokes included in such a short clip.

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    4. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/509829/history/

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      1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Nice one. What is his username on here?

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  21. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I'd say I'm more a maverick 🙂

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    1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Agreed, Kolarov gamble early doors proved that.

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    2. floydy_floyd
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'm a maverard. Depends what mood I'm in

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    3. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      i played demel away to man utd 😎

      who am i kidding not too maverick that is it?

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  22. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Im gonna feel sorry for FPL towers during the summer getting bombarded by Unreal's multiple accounts asking when the game is to be launched 😆

    In all fairness... what will we do during the summer... no Euros/WC ... I could try that "life" thing out again 😕

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      surely there's a withdrawal symptoms hotline no?

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    2. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      you do realise I have no interest in the launch date? My only interest is bringing my team success and I have achieved that this season.

      One day I will retire and let Moyes take over.

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  23. ViperStripes
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Try again:

    A: Maloney > Coutinho tonight only

    B: DDG > Hart

    C: Remy > Sturridge

    D: Maloney > Henderson

    21points behind ML Leader

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  24. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    I love that someone was so angry about DGW36 they actually made a hitler downfall movie out of it! that's hilarious

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    1. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Link?

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      1. ViperStripes
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        top of the page

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    2. Licky
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      It was you wasn't it.

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    3. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'd like to think they were going for laughs rather than venting anger...

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  25. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Which team describes you best this season?

    I'd say I'm Swansea, started strong with 9 consecutive green arrows but my season petered out into meh.

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    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      accrington stanley

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    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'll go with Newcastle.

      Great season last year, some potential this year but ruined by the French imports and struggling to stay in the top flight.

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      I'd say Sunderland, started ok, went sh*t, went sh*tter, got ok, got sh*t, got sh*tter, got great, got sh*tter than ever before, got a draw against Stoke

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Why does my shit work and your sh*t doesn't?

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        1. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          I'm from sh*tter island

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          1. SPorting
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            *Ireland

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      2. ★FC Borecelona★
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Liverpool

        Too incosistent, either have shit weeks or very good weeks. Mostly the former

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        1. ★FC Borecelona★
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Ahh, reply fail

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    4. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Definitelt Southampton. Started poorly but I then had a good patch and now it' back to rubbish again 🙂

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    5. Messiah Hazard
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Aston Villa for me... started out very poorly, but have now gained a lot on the back of a lot of green arrows and hopefully 2 more to come **touch wood**

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    6. frankiefernandez
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Aston Villa. It all went horribly t*ts up over the Christmas period.

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    7. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      No idea: http://fantasy.premierleague.com/entry/336/history/

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      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        United 🙂

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        1. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          😛

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    8. Elniñorules
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      QPR. A season to forget.

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    9. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      West Ham

      Plodding along all season, not in danger of doing badly, not in contention for great things, leaky at the back, not enough goals and not had the luxury of having Guy Demel in my team all season

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  26. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    What is the mother of all comebacks in Overall Ranks

    Me: 772K in GW8, 656K in GW21 and 53K now...

    Wishing FPL was a couple of weeks longer, would have tried to push for top 10K... Now I guess 40K - 50K is the only possibility...

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    1. ViperStripes
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      121k GW22
      27k now

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    2. SPorting
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Last season I was outside 1m in GW21. Ended up as 7k.

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      1. floydy_floyd
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        I did summin similar.

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    3. New Ghost
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Acquafresner

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      1. Acquafresca
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        GW1: 637l
        GW15: 499k
        GW36: 508 😎

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        1. Efan Ekoku Pops
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Tekkers!

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    4. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      gw1 - 840K, gw 36 - 16

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  27. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Found him !!

    https://www.facebook.com/tony.cummins.39?fref=ts

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    1. Optimus.
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      i have no idea whats going on 😉

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    2. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      ?

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      1. SPorting
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Hitler DGW film guy.

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        1. Piggs Boson
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 7 months ago

          Have you got the link?

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          1. Bøwstring The Carp
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 7 months ago

            Top of the page you lazy sod 😛

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      2. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        The dude behind the Hitler video 😀

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    3. Paolo Di Laernu - low rep r…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      bad taste man

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    4. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      😯

      *before you get his address, I was thinking a post on here rather than a house calll....

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    5. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      haha 😆

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    6. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Nice work detective. Anything suspicious found when raking the bins?

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      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Haha oh go away... my facebook was open on the other tab and it wasn't that hard to find someone who lives in Ireland 😛

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      2. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        lol

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  28. Ings on the up
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Michu --> Coutinho worth doing? If do do it tonight?

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    1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      yep

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    2. Declan-
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      Go for it

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      1. Ings on the up
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        Thanks for useful replies pork pie and Declan.

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  29. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Just realised there's only one (league) match on Saturday.

    All together now:

    ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 7 months ago

      FA Cup Final.... No ZZZZZZ

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      1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 7 months ago

        ZZZZ for me. Don't really care about English football bar FPL.

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  30. Cooper123
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 7 months ago

    Hazard; keep?

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