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20 May 2013 987 comments
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As the dust settles on an unpredictable final day, we highlight Arsenal’s defensive showings, wonder whether Gareth Bale will still be in north London come next September and assess a handful of attacking dilemmas for the season ahead.

You just can’t trust the final day…
With many mini-leagues still on the line, the fixture list looked to have handed us some strong options heading into yesterday’s matches. Liverpool at home to QPR, Swansea at the Liberty against Fulham and City’s final home game against a Norwich side that had won just once on the road all season – all these games offered huge Fantasy potential. We loaded up on Daniel Sturridge after his hat-trick at the Cottage last time road but Liverpool’s narrow 1-0 win saw the overwhelming Gameweek 38 Captain Poll leader fall flat – a showing that had a major effect on Fantasy fortunes. City had five clean sheets in the last seven at the Etihad but served up a performance that suggested they were already on their summer vacation as the Canaries hit three past Joe Hart. The fact that United racked up five goals in Sir Alex Ferguson’s last match in charge yet failed to pick up a single bonus point in the draw at the Hawthorns sums up just how unpredictable Sunday’s schedule proved to be, with many of the season’s main Fantasy assets stuttering over the finishing line.

Bale deserves the Champions League stage…
Once again, a piece of individual brilliance from Gareth Bale proved the difference for Tottenham as the north London outfit finally found a way past a defiant Simon Mignolet in the Sunderland goal. The Welshman’s outstanding winner may have brought the White Hart Lane crowd to their feet but Arsenal’s win at Newcastle means Andre Villas-Boas’ side stand fifth in the table and out of Champions League contention for another season.

Having moved up another level this term, Bale isn’t short of admirers. Zinedine Zidane – now an advisor at Real Madrid – has already been on the charm offensive, describing the Welshman as “the best player in Europe this season”. Villas-Boas’ decision to move Bale into the centre, unleashing his talents from the role in “the hole” behind a lone forward has helped him deliver 14 sets of double figures in Fantasy Premier League (FPL) , averaging 7.5 points per game to Robin Van Persie’s 6.9. While his manager remains convinced he’s staying put, the rumours are already building, with United linked with a move for Bale’s services – such a scenario would raise questions over his ability to deliver on the same level as this term, though, giving Fantasy managers cause for concern should Bale look to depart the Lane in search of Champions League football. Would we and could we double up on Bale and Van Persie at United?

Arsenal’s defence earned them fourth…
Seven points behind their north London rivals in mid-March, the Gunners looked dead and buried in the race for a Champions League spot. Over the past couple of months, though, an increased resilience at the back has made all the difference to Arsene Wenger’s side – yesterday’s clean sheet at St James’ Park saw them end the season with just five goals conceded in the last 10 Gameweeks.

Wenger’s team is hardly renowned for their ability to keep out opponents yet they ended the 2012/13 campaign with just 37 goals conceded – the second best defensive record in the league, with only 14 goals against on their travels. With the central defensive partnership of Per Mertesacker and Laurent Koscielny proving crucial, Thomas Vermaelen now looks a peripheral figure for the north London outfit. Given that there is still some doubt over the first-choice keeper and left-back options, and with rumours of a move away for Bacary Sagna, Mertesacker and Koscielny both look serious considerations for next term already as Wenger’s side look to defence to build upon a run that harvested eight wins and two draws in those last 10 fixtures.

Lukaku leaves a void to fill at the Hawthorns…
Climbing off the bench at the break, Romelu Lukaku needed just 45 minutes to become only the third player in Premier League history to bag a hat-trick against United and deny Sir Alex Ferguson victory in his final match in charge of the champions. The big Belgian now heads back to Stamford Bridge on the back of a season which has saw him firmly establish himself as a genuine Fantasy force, with 17 goals, seven assists and 21 FPL bonus points in his loan spell at the Hawthorns.

While Steve Clarke’s decision to snap up Lukaku in his first season in charge of the midlands outfit was inspired, the Baggies boss now needs to address his problems up front as he looks to push on from an eighth place finish. With Shane Long scoring three times since Gameweek 13, Marc-Antoine Fortune netting twice all season and Peter Odemwingie’s head still stuck in a QPR car park, Clarke’s next move looks crucial – with West Ham and Swansea rumoured to be sniffing around Lukaku, he can only hope his previous ties with Stamford Bridge make a difference. Whether the Blues are willing to farm their barnstorming Belgian out to another club again is another matter entirely – Fantasy managers will sincerely hope that this is the case..

Swansea desperately need a cutting edge….
For all their pretty passing football, Michael Laudrup’s side were undone by the defiant heroics of Mark Schwarzer in the Fulham goal yesterday. An underwhelming end to the season saw the Welsh club create chance after chance against the Cottagers only to be caught out on the counter at the Liberty – while Michu has served the club well with 18 goals in his debut campaign, his manager is more than aware of the need to add firepower over the summer:

“Everybody wants a goalscorer, and they are the most expensive players because they make the difference. We had five or six big chances in half an hour against Fulham. If we had taken one of them I think we would have won the game…I hope we can find some more players who can score goals this summer, but it’s not easy.. I know we did it last year, but you cannot win the lottery every year. Fulham isn’t the first game we’ve had this season where we didn’t win because we didn’t score when we played well. We know it’s an area where we need to improve. We have scored 47 goals in the league this season, but I think we could easily add ten or 12 to that next season. A major part of the goals this season have been scored by one player, and we need to split the responsibility.”

When you consider that Swansea’s next top scorers are Wayne Routledge and Jonathan de Guzman, with five goals apiece, the problem is obvious for Laudrup. Michu has been utilised as a lone forward for most of the last few months but the acquisition of a new striker would allow him to return to the role supporting from midfield areas, timing his runs from deep with better effect. Having scored in just four league matches since the turn of the year, the Swans have become too reliant on his contribution to make the difference – the need for Laudrup to invest up front, helping share the burden, looks key to Swansea’s chances next time out. As for Michu, his decline in 2013 has certainly transformed him from a major consideration for our squads to one that we’ll approach with some caution next term, particularly if Laudrup can found himself another goalscorer.

West Ham have become reliant on Andy Carroll…
Over the last couple of months of the season, the on loan forward has become increasingly influential for Sam Allardyce’s side. Carroll’s campaign was hampered by knee problems but, finally adjusting to his Upton Park surroundings, has returned to the form that made him such a force to be reckoned with at Newcastle. Wreaking havoc as the lone forward in Allardyce’s 4-3-3, Carroll has registered four goals, four assists and six bonus points in his last eight appearances – playing a part in eight of West Ham’s 13 goals over the period. He’s placed himself firmly in the shop window and brought Kevin Nolan back to life as a Fantasy prospect, with the Hammers skipper ending the season with a three-goal haul against relegated Reading.

For now, Carroll will head back to parent club Liverpool but his physical approach will always be at odds with Brendan Rodgers’ patient passing game. His destination looks likely to prove significant for Fantasy managers next term, with the Hammers and Magpies both looking tailor-made for his target-man talents as Carroll looks to seal a permanent deal away from Merseyside.

The Little Pea can still produce when he’s given a stage…
Playing on the shoulder of the final defender at the Hawthorns, Javier Hernandez found the net for the second match in succession with a goal and assist in United’s final match under Sir Alex Ferguson. Once again, Robin Van Perise earned the title as top scoring FPL player for his debut season exploits at Old Trafford but Hernandez’s record suggests he is surely worthy of a regular run of games up top under new boss David Moyes.

From just 953 minutes, Hernandez has returned 10 goals and five assists for the champions – Wayne Rooney has scored 12 times in 2,014 minutes by comparison and with the latter slapping in a transfer request, Moyes looks to have a ready-made solution in place as he assesses his squad over the summer. From a Fantasy perspective, a move for Rooney looks the ideal scenario – not only would this leave us with just the one heavy-hitter up top for United, it could finally see Hernandez stake a claim for our consideration.

Starting this season at 8.0, he cut a peripheral figure and certainly seems unlikely to increase in cost – while Van Persie looks set to possibly edge beyond this term’s 13.0, Hernandez’s mid-price potential would be irresistible if he becomes a regular next time out. Having handed us an out of position present in the form of Marouane Fellaini at Goodison, Moyes has the chance to endear himself to Fantasy managers all over again.

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  1. Brookins
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    12 years, 6 months ago

    Didnt manage to check the site yesterday, but discovered that I finished 629th overall in my first proper season of FPL! Thanks everyone for your help and thoughts throughout the season! And thank you for FFS for running such a smooth and fantastic site!

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    1. kaz 96
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      You're welcome

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    2. Wej
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      Everybody's best season is always their 'first proper season'.... Nice work though

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      1. Brookins
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        Well first year I selected a team and didnt look at it again. 2nd year I started changing my team halfway through the year.

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        1. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
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          yeah suuurrrree, we all believe you...

          😉

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          1. Brookins
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            Haha, screw you! 😀

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    3. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season rc…
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      Well Done Brookins ......

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  2. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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    If anyone's thinking of playing the U-21 competition, Germany's provisional 25-man squad has been named and contains Lewis Holtby:

    http://www.dfb.de/index.php?id=500109

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    1. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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      The Netherlands 23-man squad seems to have plenty of experience:

      Goalkeepers: Marco Bizot (FC Groningen), Nick Marsman (Go Ahead Eagles), Jeroen Zoet (RKC Waalwijk)

      Defenders: Patrick van Aanholt (Vitesse), Daley Blind (AFC Ajax), Mike van der Hoorn (FC Utrecht), Kelvin Leerdam (Feyenoord), Bruno Martins Indi (Feyenoord), Bram Nuytinck (RSC Anderlecht), Ricardo van Rhijn (AFC Ajax), Stefan de Vrij (Feyenoord)

      Midfield: Jordy Clasie (Feyenoord), Leroy Fer (FC Twente), Marco van Ginkel (Vitesse), Adam Maher (AZ Alkmaar), Kevin Strootman (PSV Eindhoven), Tonny Trindade de Vilhena (Feyenoord)

      Forwards: Memphis Depay (PSV Eindhoven), Ola John (Benfica), Luuk de Jong (VfL Borussia Mönchengladbach), Florian Jozefzoon (RKC Waalwijk), Jürgen Locadia (PSV Eindhoven), Georginio Wijnaldum (PSV Eindhoven)

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    2. Portsmouth Bubblejet
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      England U-21, now without the injured Callum McManaman:

      Goalkeepers: Jack Butland (Stoke City), Declan Rudd (Norwich City), Jason Steele (Middlesbrough)

      Defenders: Steven Caulker (Tottenham Hotspur), Nathaniel Clyne (Southampton), Craig Dawson (West Bromwich Albion), Tom Lees (Leeds United), Danny Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Luke Shaw (Southampton), Adam Smith (Tottenham), Andre Wisdom (Liverpool)

      Midfield: Nathaniel Chalobah (Watford), Jordan Henderson (Liverpool), Tom Ince (Blackpool), Henri Lansbury (Nottingham Forest), Jason Lowe (Blackburn Rovers), Josh McEachran (Chelsea), Jonjo Shelvey (Liverpool), Andros Townsend (Queens Park Rangers)

      Forwards: Marvin Sordell (Bolton Wanderers), Connor Wickham (Sunderland), Wilfried Zaha (Crystal Palace)

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      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
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        *Wilfried Zaha (Manchester United) 😉

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    3. The Bandit
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      Cheers PB... I suspect you will be much in demand when the teams are available to pick! 🙂

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    1. New Ghost
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      😆

      "Like Demi without Twitter"

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        "Don't worry dear, he has multiple accounts" 😆

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        1. New Ghost
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          Worked like a gem. 😀

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        2. 4vets
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          That's the one that did me 😆

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      2. unoaime
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        Worth it for that final punchline. Quality.

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    2. SuperOsçarBaby
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      :lOl:

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    3. Epic Fail
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      "It's OK he has multiple accounts". 😀

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    4. beric
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      brilliant

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    5. Count of Monte Hristo
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      "All those who advised me to keep Lukaku leave the room now, bring back crisps and whiskey"

      😆

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    6. ★FC Borecelona★
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      😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆 😆

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    7. unoaime
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      On another note, that site is awesome. Makes me feel like making one. (not FPL related though)

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      1. Count of Monte Hristo
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        What topic would you use?

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        1. unoaime
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          Probably nothing that'd interest anyone on here. Would be some kind of piss taking out of a couple mates. I have a few decent ideas.

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    8. turd ferguson
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      Can you make a whole movie?

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    9. FantaCity
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      that's simply superb 🙂

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    10. Whazza
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      So good 😀

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    11. Iain Dowies Love Child
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      Absolute gold - nice one

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    12. Ginkapo FPL
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      Unreal is brilliant again. I hope he comes back with decent stuff at some point. The breaks done him good.

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      1. Portuguese&Proud
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        have to agree with Gink here. 😀

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    13. Optimus.
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      😆 😆

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    14. tw
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      😆 😆 😆 😆

      fecking brilliant!

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    15. In Like Flynn.
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      Laughed a lot. He can't really leave leave. Thanks GB.

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    16. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
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      Haha that was awesome! I doubt that can be topped! So many brilliant lines in there!!

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    17. Ghost Ship
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      That is utter, utter genius. I am crying with laughter.

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    18. stooshermadness
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      Hahahahahahaha !!!!!!!!!! That is the funniest FF thing ever. "like Demi without twitter" - hahahahha !!!!!

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  4. Eboue
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    To cut the boredom : all time dream team of your club? Mine (arsenal)
    Henry wright
    Bergkamp
    Brady vieira fabregas rocastle
    Cole Adams Dixon
    seaman

    And no, mata does not make the cut.

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    1. kaz 96
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      Winterburn over Cole and thats it

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      1. Eboue
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        That almost sounds positive kaz. I'm proud

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        1. kaz 96
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          ?

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    2. kaz 96
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      Not too sure about Rocastle either. Pires over him

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      1. Eboue
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        Phew! Back to normal 😉

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  5. New Ghost
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    Is the new season of FPL really going to open on June 3? Seems a bit early don't you think?

    (ducks for cover)

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    1. beric
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      i can't tell if it's a joke or not

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    2. ★FC Borecelona★
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      Lol no. It opened 19th July last season

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      1. Piggs Boson
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        I promise you that's what they sent, I doubt they're winding me up 🙂 Either way I'm going to stay up just in case 😀

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        1. New Ghost
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          Likewise.

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        2. Epic Fail
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          +1

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    3. P&F
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      Hmm starting a new job on the 3rd is it worth staying up and risking it or be fresh for the 1st day?

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      1. Ginkapo FPL
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        FPL I.D. no.1 is better than a good first impression. Trust me

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        1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
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          This isn't from my post earlier is it?

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  6. Mull
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    Why have I gone down one place since this morning?

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    1. beric
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      morrison

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    2. Poseidon. Not arrogant, jus…
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      You'll have been overtaken by someone who benefited from morrisson's assist and extra bap.

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    3. 4vets
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      Same here Mull.

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    4. The Quiff
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      Cool. I went up just over 1000 places because of this. Making my last-minute Lukaku/Morrison 1st/2nd sub switch less damaging.

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  7. Beautiful Game
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    which players do u guys think are going to make an impact in the under-21 euros???

    for me: Dawson, Gabbiadini, Holtby, Wijnaldum could be great!!!

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    1. Licky
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      Henderson.

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      1. Beautiful Game
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        could be good!!! but i prefer Lansbury!!!

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      2. Live4pool
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        doubt he will be used as an attacking midfielder

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    2. Beautiful Game
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      will Moreno play???

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    3. Live4pool
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      Isco

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    4. Chris_White
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      Maher

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  8. Elniñorules
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    Sup geezers

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      1. Elniñorules
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        😆

        Liked your true geezer picture before!! COMMON SENSE.

        So, have you thought about your offer for Marketing Director? Do we consider it a deal? The club awaits your decision with great deal of excitement.

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        1. Chris_White
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          It`s a wrap!!

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          1. Elniñorules
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            Welcome to the club, Chris!

            Meet your fellow geezer below - Count, who has been doing an inspiration to the club.

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      1. Elniñorules
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        WHO WHO WHO WHO

        I am (s)excited

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        1. Count of Monte Hristo
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          The Snake

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          1. Elniñorules
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            Ah common sense.

            Slimy!

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            1. Count of Monte Hristo
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              He doesn't know yet. Send him the necessary admin geezer.

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              1. Elniñorules
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                That's whack, geezer.

                Meet our third member of the club - Geezer Chris (above)

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      1. Elniñorules
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        I won't argue Epic. She's haawwwwwt!

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  9. PC ALLSTARS
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    12 years, 6 months ago

    Hey guys I finished 7th in my mini league out of 40, me & 6th got the same overall points & Gw 38 points but he made less transfers/point hits so he got 6th is this how it works! There's only money for top 5 but I'll get £20 for getting the highest Gw points in Gw 26, cheers.

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    1. Epic Fail
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      Yep.

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    2. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season rc…
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      Those are the rules !

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  10. Dynamic
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    GB, do you have a pic of this e-mail?

    Also what time on the 3rd did they say it would open?

    Thanks 🙂

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    1. PDM TOP 1,000 any Season rc…
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      3rd of June does seem to be way early ...... But hey FPL might wanna try it differently to maybe drum up more interest ?

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      1. New Ghost
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        Possibly.

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        1. 4vets
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          Probably.

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          1. unoaime
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            Prossibly.

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  11. Captain Shirokov
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    Google Nexus 4.

    Talk to me guys, this phone's price seems too god to be true?

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    1. Epic Fail
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      How much?

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        350.

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    2. 4vets
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      Get a phone and I'll talk to you 😉

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        I have one, just it's not a very good one. 😛

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        1. 4vets
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          It looks good CS.

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          1. Captain Shirokov
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            Thanks.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        Live in Ireland. 🙁

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        And this ''isn't available in my country yet''.

        Oh, the joys of living in Ireland.

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  12. bennydebull
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    anywhere i can watch a rerun of motd from last night?

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  13. The Bandit
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    That Hitler thing by Unreal is the funniest thing thing I've ever seen on here (apart from RBJ's meltdown when he thought his rival was on here talking about chopping down trees to make benches) 😀

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    1. Captain Shirokov
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      Link me, biatch.

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      1. New Ghost
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        Look up.

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    2. Captain Shirokov
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      Haha, brilliant.

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      1. Captain Shirokov
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        Favourite part was the one where the woman consoles the crying girl by saying "it's ok, he has multiple accounts".

        😀

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        1. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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          +1

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    3. Optimus.
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      agree..i watched it twice 😀

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      did he actually do that?

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      1. Optimus.
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        he edited the text for sure

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    5. stooshermadness
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      Funniest thing I have ever seen on here since I've been checking the site. Absolutely brilliant.

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  14. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
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    Did TM245 post the results of the last DZ mini game?

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    1. Beautiful Game
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      yes he did...you won...i guess you scored 32 or 35!!!

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  15. HVT
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    When does the euros kick off ?

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    1. 4vets
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      Early June... 6th?

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      1. HVT
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        Ta vets.

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        1. 4vets
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          It might not be the 6th... just realised that's my wedding anniversary! 🙂

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          1. HVT
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            Why you should have said - I'll try organise a pressie !, how many years mate ?

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            1. 4vets
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              15 and counting... no idea how we made it this far 😉

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              1. HVT
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                12 years, 6 months ago

                http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_UEFA_European_Under-21_Football_Championship

                Jasus that's mad - I'm 15 years as well this year - my love grows stronger every day 🙂

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          2. 4vets
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            5th

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  16. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Real Madrid press conference about to start..

    news of Jose departure or Bale arrival?

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    1. Beautiful Game
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      any link please???

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      1. Beautiful Game
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        wanna watch it

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Your grav is scary.

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        1. Beautiful Game
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          actually wanted a bright one...liked this 😛

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          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Oh I see brightly scary 😉

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    2. unoaime
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Bales not going anywhere.

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  17. rickatatastan
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Which of this year's "first seasoners" should we expect to step it up next season?

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    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Hazard & Oscar

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    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Hopefully Kagawa

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    3. TeddiPonza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Shinji

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    4. Ghost Ship
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      coutinho

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    5. beric
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      hazard, kagawa, kacaniclic, mirallas, holtby, coutinho

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  18. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    'Like Demi without Twitter' 😆 😆 😆

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  19. Siva Mohan
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 6 months ago

    Breaking News: CONFIRMED! President Perez confirms that Mourinho will leave Real Madrid at the end of the season after three years in charge.

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    1. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      The president has quickly stressed though that the club has not sacked Mourinho: "Nobody has been sacked - it's a mutual agreement," confirms Perez. "It's been in the back of our minds for a while now."

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    2. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      He has also praised the work that Mourinho has done since his arrival from Inter Milan in 2010: "The club and manager agree the timing is right to bring our relationship to an end. On behalf of the board of directors would like to thank Jose Mourinho for all his hard work. The team have improved in his three years and we wish him all the best."

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    3. Beautiful Game
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      did Perez say anything about ronaldo OR bale transfer???

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    4. bitterandstout
        12 years, 6 months ago

        wonder who paid the twenty million euros?

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    5. Epic Fail
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Which username is Unreal posting/lurking under?

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      1. 4vets
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Epicfail - AVFC

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Am I that transparent 😳

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      2. Pepin - RIP Absinthe
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        No One Ever, I think. Gravless.

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        1. Optimus.
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          yep he was lurking under that last night

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Reported for being a snitch.

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    6. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      4.5 - 4.5
      5 - 4.5 - 4.5 - 4 -4
      Bale(12) Hazard (10) Mata (10) 6 - 5
      RVP(13) 7 - 6

      Possible early format for next season, definitely Leaning towards uber at the back to fit in those big hitters.

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      1. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        These things never ever work once FPL opens back up.

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        1. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Like last season we see all them bargain defenders like Cole Hangeland Kaboul make us spend more at the back.

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      2. Optimus.
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        i want walcott squeezed in there too 🙂

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        1. 4vets
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Coutinho...

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          1. Optimus.
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            oh yeah him too and kagawa 😮

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            1. 4vets
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              ...and so it starts 😉

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        2. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Mata > Walcott GW2 😉

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          1. Adnan Shah
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            I would rather do Hazard-->Walcott 😉

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      3. Beautiful Game
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        coutinho in place of hazard and sturridge in place of the 7m striker!!!

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        1. potatoace
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Coutinho could be a banded a forward next season
          please god no.

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          1. Adnan Shah
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            He played in mid, no chance of him being a forward in FPL.

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            1. potatoace
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              he's part of a front 3.
              I wouldn't rule it out.

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        2. Tommytour
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          Not if Chelsea have a double

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          1. Beautiful Game
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            in that case it would be a second gamewk transfer!!!

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    7. potatoace
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      and so it came to pass that a new catchphrase was born into FFS towers.

      "Like Demi without Twitter"

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    8. Siva Mohan
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      😆 “Like Demi without Twitter” 😆

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    9. Beautiful Game
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      has anybody here started a season with five cheap defenders and two cheap goalkeepers??? if yes has that paid well???

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      1. Tommytour
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Jafa is the uber king

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Jafalad. He has a 6k rank, so stupendous.

        Mind you, he's miserable ...

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        1. Beautiful Game
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          if next season anyone wants to buy bale rvp they have to go for some cheapies!!!

          will need rotation spreadsheet surely!!!

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            I just use my spreadsheet. 😎

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            1. Beautiful Game
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              can i get a copy ??? 😛

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              1. tw
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                if you're up for interpreting a bunch of random and confusing numbers, then go for it! 😀

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                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  12 years, 6 months ago

                  There are three sorts of fool ... 😉

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              2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                No. 🙂

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    10. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      I have been looking at my mini league all day ... 😀

      Pathetic, I know - but simple things give simple minds much pleasure ... 😉

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        http://i.imgur.com/2y7iSTV.png

        Me too 😉

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          What happened to overtaking me. 😉

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          1. beric
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            quiet you

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            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              😎

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            I'll give you a go next Season. I am getting the hang of this shit ... 😆

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            1. beric
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              🙂

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            2. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              Is this some sort of sick joke. 😀

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                Wait and see. 😎

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        2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          There is another league ... a bit more important! 😉

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          1. beric
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            gutted i came 11th having been top ten for the whole damn year!

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      2. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Love the name.

        I won League 434611 and League 434614. 😆

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          That's the way to do it!!! 😉

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      3. tw
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        😀

        you even finished top 500 in a global league! 😉

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    11. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      Off topic - for those of you living near a Co-Op, they are stocking Moroccan leeks of IMMENSE quality, £1.50 per pack.

      I bought four packs, and will be doing a leek and bacon bake tomorrow night, with potatoes Lyonnaise ...

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      1. unoaime
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        A mate of mine works there, i shall ring up him and ask for information on these leeks.

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        1. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          I see what you did there.

          Intentional or not.

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Hahaha. Sadly unintentional ... 😆

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            1. Epic Fail
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              I'm glad someone else got it. 😀

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    12. Ghost Ship
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      So...Rodwell....fluke?

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Not at all. Will be a class player. Shame he's at Citeh ...

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        1. Ghost Ship
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          will he ever play again for city? What position was he in?

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          1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Thereby hangs a tale. He should be a box-to-box midfielder ...

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            1. New Ghost
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              +1

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            2. Ghost Ship
              • 15 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              so basically won't play if silva/toure are in central midfield?

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        2. The Light Knight
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          +1
          Also a shame his hamstrings are made of glass

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          1. tw
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            I thought that was VDV!

            how did VDV do this season anyways?

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            1. The Light Knight
              • 14 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              I think him and Sylvie broke up...... not much can redeem that I'm afraid

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    13. tw
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      "my chances of gaining a high rep are slimmer than Christina finishing in the top 4k"

      “Don’t worry dear, he has multiple accounts”

      😆 fecking brilliant 😆

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      1. beric
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        where is he to reap all this karma?

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          he's here don't worry. he's always here. probably just lurking right now and enjoying all his praises

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      2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        What is all this stuff??? 🙂

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          1. tw
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            oh right he did! 😀 😆

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          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            ... but not in a nice way ... 😆

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            1. Chu Young Ping Pong
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              Well, yeaa... 😀

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      3. BR
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Genius at work

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      4. Beautiful Game
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        OHH MAAI GAWD !!! this is the most funny thing i've ever listened to...!!!

        he should be a scriptwriter for a villain 😛

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    14. Portuguese&Proud
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      These fake tweets are on portuguese news, i say fake because Steve Atkins has confirmed this is not his account, but i believe EPL is the next destiny for Mourinho.

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      1. tw
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        everyone believes EPL is the next destination for Mou. Chelsea or City.

        where else would he honestly go?

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          *honestly, where else would he go?

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      2. Portuguese&Proud
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        my bad 😳

        https://twitter.com/SteveAtkinsCFC

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    15. tw
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 6 months ago

      so who's gunna coach RM next year then?

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      1. New Ghost
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Looking like Ancelotti

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        1. Portuguese&Proud
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          this

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        2. Epic Fail
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          But most likely this.

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        3. tw
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          who will coach PSG then?

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          1. Portuguese&Proud
            • 13 Years
            12 years, 6 months ago

            Redknapp

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            1. New Ghost
              • 13 Years
              12 years, 6 months ago

              or MON

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              1. Portuguese&Proud
                • 13 Years
                12 years, 6 months ago

                😀

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      2. Epic Fail
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        I'll do it.

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        1. tw
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 6 months ago

          :D.

          you wouldn't last a half, let alone a full game 😀

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      3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        Who gives a feck? Not me ... 🙂

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      4. beric
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 6 months ago

        i think McLeish is available

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