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30 January 2014 3338 comments
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The title summons up imagery of Granville straddling me at the Potter’s wheel, lovingly helping to craft a clay creation as we unite to sculpt out a Van Persie bust – in true Lionel Ritchie’s “Hello†style.

That’s probably lost approximately half of our potential audience who are too young to recall the analogy. The other half are likely to be repelled by the image of Granville and I caught in a Swayze/Moore-like clinch.

If you’re part of the minority still sticking around, curious to hear how the above nonsense translates into a podcast, then listen up. You’ll catch the plenty of Wildcard ribbing, a tale of captain calamity exposed by this week’s community questions and the usual array of regulars.

Prepare to be haunted via this link or exorcise your right to stream via the handy player below.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. bitterandstout
    12 years, 5 months ago

    alright lads,

    defensively I need a fix. no FT, do I take a hit or endure a low score:

    mannone/mc gregor

    kosc/goalman/vlaar/ward/chester

    what do you reckon?

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Goalman to Baines. Or Vertonghen if you have balls/more information than me.

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  2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    God question time is full of idiots tonight.

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    1. Indio
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Don't worry, question on Aguero coming up next!

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  3. There's Always One!
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    It would be silly getting Bennett with him having to play city next week right?

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  4. TorresMagic™
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Mock FPL Open Draw

    Seedings 65-128 are wrong but the rest should be right.

    http://www.tinyurl.com/fplopen

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      10th seed 😯

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  5. lifes a pitch
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Will you people who have a Chelsea def be playing him against City??

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    1. saata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I'm short of options, so yeah..
      Prefer it over Gabbidon away to Arsenal

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    2. GREENDREAMS11
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Warming pine

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    3. QPR expects... glory!
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      If I don't buy one I have no choice seeing as I have Coleman & Chester on my bench right now ðŸ™

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    4. Robe Wan
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I have 2, both getting benched 0 points each ahead

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    5. lifes a pitch
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      ....so no one who actually wants to

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  6. AugustaBlue
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    What will last longer:
    A. Yaya's luck
    B. My stubbornness to avoid him

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    1. An Púca
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      it can't still be luck after 6 months surely

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      1. AugustaBlue
        • 13 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        It is, all of it. Every goal, and I won't be hearing anything else.

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    2. Baa
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Will stop now, I just got him in

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    3. There's Always One!
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Lol. I was doing silva to yaya till Cabaye fecked off and mata arrived

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    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      If A, then I win on the stubbornness score. Who'll be laughing then eh?

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    5. odannyboys
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      bbbbbbbbbbbbbb

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  7. TorresMagic™
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Repost

    Mock FPL Open Draw

    Seedings 65-128 are wrong but the rest should be right.

    http://www.tinyurl.com/fplopen

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Do I need to join now?

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        By GW29 so not yet.

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        1. Woy of the Wovers
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          Thanks. Focus on Elite qualification for now.

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    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I'm there 🙂

      Time to win

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      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Starts GW30. 6 gws to go for the real draw.

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  8. Jebiga
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    so the best defender for 3.9 is bruce ?

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    1. saata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      chambers?

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    2. There's Always One!
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Or Chambers but I can't bloody decide!

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  9. Bielsa's Blue Bucket
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    To hell with poverty, let's kill a hen.

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    1. isacki: full casual
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      poultry maybe?

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    2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Ah. But do you know what to do next? 😀

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  10. HVT
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Will mata rise tonight ?

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Not going there...

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    2. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I doubt it but close.

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    3. Jimmers
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Rode 42% today - needs another 7% - looking likely

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    4. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      No Mata. I have him. 😉

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Fancy some tea - my good sir ?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          Very nice grav. Now - where have I seen that before? 😉

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          1. HVT
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            12 years, 5 months ago

            Held in high ' esteam ' 😉

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  11. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Coleman and aguero to rvp + demel/reid (-4) to field 11?

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    1. saata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      yeah..

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    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      A grudging, yes. Feel you'd do better with Baines + Ade, tho.

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  12. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Any news on Mutch and Hudson injuries?

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    1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      And Bardsley?

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Is this an injury? Got enough to deal with.

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        1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
          • 13 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          I don't know. He was subbed last night on halftime. Not good either way.

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          1. Woy of the Wovers
            • 16 Years
            12 years, 5 months ago

            Then let's assume it was tactical. Already on yellow at the time v Stoke.

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  13. DAV087
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Would like to get people thoughts on chester to fabio?

    4.1 with decent fixtures to be my 5th mid.

    He should start right?

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    1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      It's really hard to say will he play. Can I recomand Collins?

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      1. Test Eagles
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Not sure Collins is nailed on

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      2. DAV087
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        No sure Collins is nailed on and I'd prefer Reid when fully fit.

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  14. saata
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Who knows..

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    1. Test Eagles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Jake Livermore knows

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  15. â­ Bemba_Da â­
    • 16 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Moyes to make last minute move for Townsend?

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQ2YrdCIAE2gW-.jpg:large

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    1. Colonel Shoe è‚æ± 
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      yes a wild pot shotter is just what he needs to shore up midfield

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  16. Stimps
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    need a replacement for chester and aguero.

    chester --> yoshida or chambers?

    aguero --> rooney or sturridge? (have suarez, 3-5-2 formation)

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  17. isacki: full casual
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    ENR every time you post SFO I think of two things, the Serious Fraud Office and Seriously, F*** Off 😆

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    1. HVT
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Seems your not getting my point ?
      We've been drawn together in the LAWR cup !
      You play last years winner ! Look at my Grav and see the wondrous prize instore for the victorious one !!!!!

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      1. isacki: full casual
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Oh shite, I just checked the fixture!

        Giant killing awaits! 🙂

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        1. HVT
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 15 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          Ha ha that's the spirit !
          I've enjoyed this crown for the past season
          🙂

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          1. isacki: full casual
            • 14 Years
            12 years, 5 months ago

            I love the FA Cup of Tea, it's like the prize is all the better for its modesty.

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            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              12 years, 5 months ago

              MODESTY??? 😛

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              1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                12 years, 5 months ago

                Fifty smackeroos, you tosspot! 😉

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                1. HVT
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 5 months ago

                  Shall I pour ?

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                  1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    • 16 Years
                    12 years, 5 months ago

                    Yes, you be Mum! 😉

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              2. isacki: full casual
                • 14 Years
                12 years, 5 months ago

                I knew you would appear. 😆 Yes it's like how the Ashes are fought over an urn of ashes and yet they mean so much.

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                1. isacki: full casual
                  • 14 Years
                  12 years, 5 months ago

                  The cup and saucer do look lovely though.

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                2. HVT
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 15 Years
                  12 years, 5 months ago

                  It means more than that !
                  Look at the prize - " glittering prize " as simple minds would say !
                  This is the posters cup / pot !
                  🙂

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                  1. isacki: full casual
                    • 14 Years
                    12 years, 5 months ago

                    Beginning to get rather motivated to win this.

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      2. Test Eagles
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Very much looking forward to this shenanigans!!

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  18. Colonel Shoe è‚æ± 
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    8 point hit done.....

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    1. Colonel Shoe è‚æ± 
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      still have 2 yellow and 1 red flag ....... this season 🙄

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      1. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Repairing all the time ?
        No chance for strategy ?
        You need some tea !
        Or else the ' transfer cheat ' for FPL that the top 10 use regular ,
        😉

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    2. aehii
      • 12 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      details?

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  19. Bridge
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    What to do with this mess?

    Mannone (Marshall)
    Koscielny, Ward, COLEMAN (CLYNE, CHESTER)
    Hazard, Yaya, Mata, Lallana (Noone)
    Suarez, Sturridge, AGUERO

    0.3 in the bank, thinking Clyne -> Demel and maybe Aguero -> Rooney (-4), depending on Aguero injury...

    Cheers!

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  20. Hansel
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Any chance sturridge will rise tonight? on 82 % atm

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      No.

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      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Caveat this. There is a chance, but v. small.

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  21. Jebiga
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    i did that: agurero and chester out for dzeko and bruce

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  22. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Zouma deal done then.

    https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BfQ4_ZUCcAAeEC7.png:large

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    1. Hansel
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Potential effect on fantasy assets?

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    2. Balotellitubbies
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      He's good on footbal manager 😆

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    3. Torres76
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Zooma is meant to be a bloody good player!

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      1. Hansel
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Was thinking about bringing cahill in, could this mean he will play less?

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        1. Specialist
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          Nope, he's staying at St. Etienne until the end of the season isn't he?

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        2. Parm
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          Potentially, but Zouma's one for the future.

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    4. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Must be a good team name in there somewhere

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  23. bitterandstout
    12 years, 5 months ago

    impulse help please.

    I've no FT, a weak defence, and a hankering for cazorla..

    would you shift one of these defs *or* scratch the cazorla itch?

    kosc/goalman/vlaar/ward/chester

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    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      The dog has barked. 😉

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      1. JT's Dog
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Where'd he go where'd he go?

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        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          12 years, 5 months ago

          😀

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      2. HVT
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        Who let the dogs out ?

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  24. DameCorp
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Haz, Silva, Eriksen, Wilshere, Rav Mo

    Suarez, Aguero, Sturridge

    A) Aguero + Wilshere > Benteke + Mata
    B) Aguero + Wilshere > RVP + Puncheon
    C) Aguero > Rooney

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    1. Buddy Love
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Hey do we know yet how long Aguero and Ramsay are out for yet?? Would hate to kump the gun!

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  25. Jeremiah
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone else considering a punt on Dzeko? 🙂

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    1. Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Granville.

      Best avoid.

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      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGeniusâ…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        12 years, 5 months ago

        He'll be dead before breakfast!

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    2. Jebiga
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      i just did that

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  26. Lallana_
    • 12 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Hey guys need some help here, what do you think?

    1.

    Aguero>RVP
    Coleman>Shaw

    2.

    Aguero>Rooney
    Coleman>Baines

    3.

    Aguero>RVP
    Kolarov>Vlaar

    4.

    Aguero>Rooney
    Kolarov>Evra or Terry

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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I think you bought too many spaces at the font shop

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  27. 2 goals 1 cup
    • 17 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Anyone know why Bardsley went off early? Is he likely to play this weekend? Also am I right in thinking Clyne is out of favour now?

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    1. Colonel Klink
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      I'm been trying to find out about Bardsley, still found out nothing.

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    2. Specialist
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Appears that way with Clyne

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  28. Colonel Klink
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Just now seeing the Scout tweet on Livermore. I'd be pretty bummed if I'd brought him him. He'll be pretty low in the pecking order at Spurs.

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    1. JT's Dog
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Weird one
      Maybe a reverse mata move by Sherwood

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  29. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Been in work all day, what is the latest on Aguero injury?

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    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      We heard the latest yesterday. Since then, speculation.

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    2. Test Eagles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      Still nothing

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  30. AugustaBlue
    • 13 Years
    12 years, 5 months ago

    Remember that time Chester wasn't injured?

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    1. Test Eagles
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      12 years, 5 months ago

      No

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