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20 November 2014 3015 comments
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Far from a tribute to Chris Martin’s middle of the road act, this week’s ScoutCast reflects on the sea of yellow flags that have flooded our Fantasy Premier League squads over the past week. You’re nobody unless you’ve collected at least four by Saturday morning.

The uncertainty caused by phantom international break injuries dominates proceedings as Granville and I mark a return to the studio. Whilst I start praying for Georgie Boyd to step up, my co-host begins his campaign to hypnotise me into getting rid of Branislav Ivanovic before he starts putting further daylight between our teams. I’m refusing to gaze into Granville’s eyes.

Elsewhere this week, we catch “Cup Fever” and resurrect the ScoutCast team. Sign up and you could soon have the pleasure of knocking Granville and I out of our own cup competition. Providing we qualify of course – that’s far from a given.

“Look at the stars” via this link or “look at how the shine for you” via the handy player below…

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Wouter
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I want to do a -12...

    PVA > 4.5
    Eriksen > Downing
    Pelle > Costa
    Welbeck > Austin

    With the exact money left to upgrade Clyne > Azpi next week.

    1. Wouter
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Pfft top post as well.

    2. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      -12????? Madness. Just do Welbeck for Austin.

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Want Costa in there though, doesn't even have to play close to his best to score goals in that Chelsea side.

    3. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Downing mightnt play. DO you need that 4.5m to play this week? Pelle could also do well this week. I would rather do the -12 next week with the azpi move though I'd be loath to take a -12

      1. Wouter
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I know, I don't want to take any hits, only have had to take 1 so far this season. Just seems that there are so many transfers I need to make.

        1. BeachBadger
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Me and all. The PVA one you can scrap for now unless you need a defender. Downing migntn't play so that doesnt look too good this week. Welbeck to Austin maybe decent but Welbeck might outscore Austin this week.

  2. Faff
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Yo! Which one of Chambers, Duff and Hutton should be in my starting 11? And order of subs?

    1. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Play Chambers or Duff imo

    2. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      start hutton, then duff then chambers

    3. Faff
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Thanks guys, not sure it cleared everything though... 🙂

    4. daveoafc77
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Hutton

  3. Jordan.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    that horrible moment when you read through a load of back posts and realise its all just a load of shit,im gutted but lack of price rises and 3 international; breaks in 7 weeks has totally killed it for me ,feck off hodgson you grabbing useless fecker ur teams crap compared to the best,all your doing is killing fantasy football,please ff gods bring me back this weekend.....

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Ok
      You don't have access to any guns right?

      1. Jordan.
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        just so pissed,ive loved it for 10 years,but in the last fortnight somethings happened and I don't know what....not been on here ,not found a girlfriend ,I just seriously couldn't care less any more ,just aaaaaaarrrrrggghhhhhhhhhhh.....

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Seriously though, answer the gun question...

        2. An Púca
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          should have been on here...loads of girls on the past few days

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            And they were all looking for guy with horse qualities

    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      eh? where are you going this weekend?

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Special room with padded walls I think

        1. Jordan.
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          feck you piss taker

          1. Jordan.
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            that's it im done,fecking nobhead....

            1. 1569Tippins
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Cuckoo

            2. Gnu
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Nothing livens up a quiet Thursday better than a good old fashioned meltdown.

              1. John t penguin
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Shoot the gnu, his kind are used to it

                1. Gnu
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  I know where the Dog lives, I can be useful, I'm a non disposable asset..... 🙁

          2. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Gonna be bad weeks in the game lad, buck up!

            1. John t penguin
              • 11 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              I think I need to go into hiding
              This guy is looking for target

              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                A horse shooting a dog?? I'd pay to see it 😉

                1. John t penguin
                  • 11 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Any room on the Death Star
                  I have qualities that would match your needs

              2. Woy of the Wovers
                • 15 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                All he needs is a terrier to start barking in the night. You won't be able to resist barking back.

                1. John t penguin
                  • 11 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Shit never thought of that
                  Need to buy earmuffs

              3. Jordan.
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                I bet ur in baltimore you fecker ,ill find you......

                1. John t penguin
                  • 11 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  * sells Baltimore kennel

            2. Jordan.
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              thank you lord vader ,a kind voice in the wilderness,sort out that w@nker hodgson please....

              1. Somalion
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Wish I could be he outranks me 😯

          3. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            😉

    3. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I interpret this, "lack of price rises" as you made an early transfer of a healthy player to one that a) might now be injured, or b) hasn't risen in price sufficiently for your liking. You now have several other injury concerns and will need to take points hits but you're already 50+ points behind you ML leader.

      Oh well. Sh!t happens. Buck up!!

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        He he target off my back now

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Yes, but I have a rolled-up newspaper. 😉

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            The one I peed on?

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              No, it's a Guardian ... 😉

        2. Twisted Saltergater
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          It's ok, I have a small back. Wait, no, I have a small in my lower back.

          😉

    4. Amateur Pundit Zan
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      You can't leave FFS by choice. You've heard how the mafia leave a horses head on your pillow? Well it's even worse when you are a horse

  4. Railwayman
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Which one to buy, Sanchez or Hazard ?

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      is this even a question?

      1. enrico.palazzo
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        The question is who will score well from now (very valid) not who has scored more over the last few weeks

    2. Tex
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      On form Sanchez, fixtures Hazard.

      If only one I'd go Sanchez.

    3. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Would get Sanchez this week, surely there will be loads of goals either end at tge Emirates

  5. Buck The Trent
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Baines, ADM to Terry/Azpi, Sanchez z (-4). Yes or no?

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      very tough. ADM is going to play and could kill Arsenal on counter as only Utd player with pace.

    2. Sharkytect
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Not worth it at all. Leave it, keep baines in your team, take the 2 transfers next week.

  6. HP.
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is moore likely to start?

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      50/50

    2. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      No

  7. The Hindu Monkey
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Baines owners. If you're transferring out (IF) are you leaving the cash to bring him back in a couple of weeks or just throwing caution to the wind and going all out short term...

    Personally I won't be transferring him out.

    Although that's mainly because I have six other players more doubtful than him...

    1. daveoafc77
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Would only get rid if I wanted him out medium/ long term (which I don't)

    2. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm transferring him out and going uber at the back. The balance of my team has been pissing me off since I brought him in anyway.

    3. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Anyone transferring him out is a bit silly really.

      1. Not Irish
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        All that advice you got has gone three sheets to the wind eh.

      2. The Hindu Monkey
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        love these two posts next to each other... both said with such conviction

    4. Iwantmorepointsthanks
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      if I transfer him out, I would reinvest the money and get Rooney for Pelle.

      Keeping him though.

    5. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Probably gonna sell him tomorrow. No plans to get him back

  8. daveoafc77
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mahrez worth a punt as 5th mid?

    1. Railwayman
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      No, I have him, 0 minutes played last two GW's.

      1. daveoafc77
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        The options are so limited in that bracket arent they

  9. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is it time to hop off from Baines wagon? Surely someone like Azpi could match his scores.

    Can't see him getting more than two cs during next 7 gws and he won't keep getting those pens and assist at this rate.

    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      And that's if he plays.

    2. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      why not? Everton have lots of great fixtures. Azpi wouldn't know a goal if he scored it in his own net.

      1. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Next three isn't that good Tottenham & City away and Hull at home.

        1. Iwantmorepointsthanks
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          1 clean sheet
          1 goal
          2 assists

          and a few bonus points 🙂

    3. Iwantmorepointsthanks
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I think he will continue to get the points. Everton actually started badly in defence, so much room for improvement.

      and Baines missed a penalty against United and a huge point swing with that.

    4. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Thought about this for a while. I decided no...unless the extra cash will benefit your team. Chelsea haven't been strong defensively this year and Baine's attacking potential is immense. He missed a penalty at Utd yet still has 6 goals and 2 assists to his name. Impressive for a defender.

      1. Lallana_
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        2 goals, 6 assists* 🙂

        1. S.Kuqi
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          😀

      2. S.Kuqi
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Dropping Baines to Azpi is only for getting Costa back.

        1. Lallana_
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Just looked at your team. It would be immense with Costa in there. I would do it as long as you replace Baines with Azpilicueta or Cresswell.

  10. Nickofoz
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Great, so Hutton is fit. Does it make sense to start him over Chambers?

    Also, is this the right bench order:

    Chambers, Boyd, Moore?

    My only two doubts are Downing and Baines.

    1. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Villa have so many injuries in defence. Would play Chambers.

      1. Nickofoz
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Ok. Thanks.

  11. BeachBadger
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    See talk from Lambert on the Scout Tweets. Any word on Hutton?

    1. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Good to go

      1. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Fist pump for the little things 😆

        1. Not Irish
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Take what you can get. I'm in a shambles right now between Baines and Sakho. Looks like one of Dummett/Yun will be coming in along with Rooney.

          1. BeachBadger
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Im bringing in Azpi so Hutton and CHambers on the bench can cover Baines. Sakho Im more worried about. Boyd to come in but dont think it's worth a hit to bring in anyone else.

            1. Not Irish
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Rooney to kick off this week. Think he bags a brace against the Arse.

              Pick two of Dummett, Hutton and Yun...

              1. BeachBadger
                • 12 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                Hutton amazing fixtues. Any maybe Yun

                1. Not Irish
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Yeah, Hutton the clear winner. Which of Dummett and Yun is doing my head in. Planning a transfer next week as well to go uber at the back. So if it's Dummett I'd rather bring him in as he has the best fixture this week and is set to rise tonight. Ugh.

                  1. BeachBadger
                    • 12 Years
                    11 years, 4 months ago

                    Yeah if you're planning for the future aswell probably best to bring Dummet in now then

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      He's one of my few unflagged players. I have great hope.

      1. BeachBadger
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Nice. Score one for me there. Badger 1 International Break 7 😆

  12. thischarmingman
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    OK, so dowing suddenly injured? And ADM is OK? Makes my ADM>Haz trade not look so good - any other suggestions?

    Krul Guzan
    Baines(flag) Chester Moore Wisdom Duff
    ADM Sanchez Downing(flag) Siggy James(Leicester)
    Costa Pelle Aguero

  13. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    An article I've written on the ongoing Ireland injury sage...

    http://www.90min.com/posts/1570284-roberto-martinez-hits-back-at-roy-kene

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Ireland uses sage for injuries!!! That won't work.

    2. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Good read 🙂

    3. Crouch Potato!
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      That was along thyme ago I'll have you know!

  14. The Hindu Monkey
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I have 7 players rated at 75% doubtful. That is surely a record.

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bit of a cracked record though.

  15. daveoafc77
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Not sure how trustworthy this is but potential good injury news

    http://hereisthecity.com/en-gb/2014/11/20/photo-taylor-rated-as-big-doubt-but-looks-fine-in-training-today/

    1. Sess!
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Any article that puts S.Taylor and 'commanding centre half' in the same sentence, definitely can't be trusted.

    2. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Hope so! Both for FPL and real life, has really turned a corner since coming back into the side.

  16. st4rt__
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Moses (c)

    Banter.

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      all over it

    2. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I would not with Chelsea and city fixtures. To big a risk.

  17. 1966 was a great year for E…
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is Dummett nailed on at Newcastle?

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      short term yeah

    2. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I don't see them playing anyone else at the moment. For the future, you never know. Santon is coming back soon.

    3. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yes.

    4. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Not nailed. Paper-clipped.

    5. CABAYE4
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yep, gone from strength to strength this season, and an academy boy to boot. Not been dropped anytime soon.

      1. 1966 was a great year for E…
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Cheers folks! Next few weeks will do.

    6. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Ryan Taylor and Santon when back to threaten. A couple of bad games is all it takes.

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        You really have not understood Dummett's development, this calendar year, have you? 🙂

        1. World XI
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Been very impressed with him. Watched him live a few times. Had sterling in his pocket 🙂 so yes I do understand.

  18. Punty
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Caved and did a -4 for ADM -> Hazard.. good to go? Benching in order or play Berahino instead of a yellow-flagged Downing? Thanks!

    Krul
    Clyne Baines Dummett
    Sigurdsson Sánchez Downing Hazard Chadli
    Costa Agüero

    Subs: Schmeichel Berahino Duff Wisdom

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Play Berahino.

      1. Punty
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        For Downing right? Thanks

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Yup.

    2. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Berahino vs Downing...that's a tough one. I'd probably say Downing still. Regarding the -4 doing ADM>Hazard...that's brave. We'll see in three weeks whether or not it was worth it.

      1. Punty
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Bit afraid that Downing gets 20minutes at the end after Nolan+Carrol fails.. or what do you think? Yes I'm aware it's a brace decision, its more gut than brain maybe:D

        1. Lallana_
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          If you're scared of that play Berahino. I just think Downing is more likely to score/assist if he plays a full 90 minutes. Do what your gut says on this as well 😀

  19. The Iron Tulip
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    What are people doing with Sakho?

    Is Sakho > Austin for a hit silly? Or do I just play one of Boyd/Moore/Hutton

    1. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Don't take the hit.

    2. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Play Boyd. Stoke have a patched up defence.

    3. daveoafc77
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yea its silly IMO. Use your bench

    4. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Think I'll just bench him. Well play and hope maybe

    5. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I'm steering clear.

  20. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    £21m for 1 year of Falcao injury news 🙄
    ..with an option to make it four years. Super

    1. World XI
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Plus he is actually 30 and not 28....

    2. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      we should all be playing fantasy football agent

    3. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Great deal for United, they all said.

      He will be essential, they all said.

      1. CABAYE4
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I most certainly did not.

        I think I might have mentioned the words 'woeful defence' and 'waste of 150M' a fair few times...

        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          United fans, I mean. 😛

          1. CABAYE4
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Ah well come one, who listens to them!

            To be fair, even some Man U fans didn't know what was going on. If it had still been Moyes making the transfers, they'd have been up in arms.

            Van Gaal's a big name, but he's got a lot to answer to, everyone knew that he needed to sort out the defence, and he hasn't. You can blame it on injuries all you like, but not a single defender in their squad is of 'Man U quality', with the possible exception of Rojo (as a LB not a CB!)

            1. Captain Shirokov
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Well said. To much emphasis on attacking players (although they did get Shaw, Rojo and Blind) and not enough focus put on defence. All good teams start from the back. You need to have a solid back 4 to be able to build anything substantial.

              1. CABAYE4
                • 14 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                I'm really not a Shaw fan, think that money could have spent a lot better, but he could pay off in the long term.

                Rojo is a good fullback, but he looks vulnerable at CB and Blind is a replacement for Carrick, Man U fans love him so probs don't think Blind is any better (I do but he's no superstar)

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Doos has the list, I hear.

      3. The Light Knight
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        It's only a bad deal if you forget we had Chica and Welbz and gave them to CL teams

        1. Captain Shirokov
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Not only to CL teams, but Welbz was given to Arsenal - one of United's main competition in the top four this year.

  21. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    mannone owners. leave rot till xmas WC?

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I would not.

      1. the axolotl
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        not much points in cheap goalies tho. have krul.

  22. John t penguin
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Ok I have invented a new game
    It's like ff snap
    You scroll up from this page and guess what you will see first
    Monkey or muppet

    And shout snap if you are right
    First to ten snaps wins

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      What about dogs? 😉

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        No dogs would be silly
        This is a serious game and you are trying to mock it
        You're banned from the muppet forward slash monkey snap club

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Mock? Moi??? 🙂

          You cannot be serious!!! 😉

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Hmmmm
            Let me think about that one

            HOW ABOUT YES

            Snazzlefasslebasssle as muttle would say

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              Woof! 😛

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        You say yap!!!

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I say yip - let's call the whole thing off ... 😉

    2. BeachBadger
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Doesit have to be a literal muppet? 😉

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Err I didn't expect questions

    3. Not Irish
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      dags

    4. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      you're just bitter because you're not really Jimmy Bullard's dog...

      1. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I am trying to make you famous
        I could be the Louis Walsh to your Jedward

        Monkpet

        1. The Hindu Monkey
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I'm listening

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            You are like a new ginkapo
            I am 120% behind you
            The public luv you

            1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              • 16 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              There is only one Ginkapo!
              One Ginkapo ... 👿

              1. John t penguin
                • 11 Years
                11 years, 4 months ago

                The kids just don't get him anymore
                It's all about the hindumonkey
                Hindumonkey lunch box, hindumonkey pencil cases, hindumonkey face masks

                It's the future

                1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  • 16 Years
                  11 years, 4 months ago

                  Bah! 😡

        2. Woy of the Wovers
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I think we'd all be losers there 🙂

    5. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Muppet..... NO.... I meant Monkey.... Eh , can I have another shot please?
      Is Mark Noble a monkey or a muppet btw?

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Neither. He is an Hero ... 😀

      2. John t penguin
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I've not thought this through have I?

        1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Nope. 😆

        2. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          I've been playing this steadily for over 4 minutes now & I have to say it's a wonderful game.
          Can you run the rules by me again please!

          1. John t penguin
            • 11 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            Is like this
            Monkey snap
            Muppet snap
            Noble silence

            Though I think muppet may be calling his lawyer now so we may need to change it to
            Monkey gnu snap

          2. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            You need a poop-scoop and a bag ...

  23. Rhinos
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Was all set the boring transfer of Moore to Dummet but having looked i just dont see when im gonnna play him other than this week, therefore he doesnt become much more useful than Moore.
    Instead Im thinking Baines to Ivan with the intention of getting Baines back after the spurs game. Ivan could get a big score v West Brom and Sunderland.
    Is this stupid?

    1. The Hindu Monkey
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      no, solid

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Newcastle cs against QPR far from easy especially with their patched up defence, would feel a right numpty if Baines makes the hammers game though!

    2. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I would say so. You're using two valuable transfers to have a one week punt on Ivanovic. If you keep Ivanovic...that's a different story. I'd say keep FT.

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        defo not keeping free transfer, got 2 yellow flagged defenders and Moore prob wont start so could easily end up with 10 players

        1. Lallana_
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          In that case it's not as bad as a move. I would continue with Ivanovic until Everton are done with City though.

    3. Robben Mee Blind
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I did Moore to Dummett last night to sure up my bench for the weekend (and beyond). Pondered swapping out Baines for a Chelsea def but didn't feel right. I only got Leighton in just before the Sunderland match though

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        id do it if Baines was def out but would be fuming if swap him out and he plays.
        Tough choice, Dummet just doesnt excite me, think QPR will score then he'll rot on my bench anyway

        1. Robben Mee Blind
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Yeah I'm not convinced by him either. It's not a transfer that's given me a warm, fuzzy feeling!

  24. Kip
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Fab => Haz (-4)

    probably stupid, but i'll do it anyway. Get in there, you beautifull flat track bully!

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Good move tbh. Hazard will explode soon!

  25. Yinyang 42
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I'm thinking of doing a transfer of Fabregas & Tadic to Hazard & Chadli for a -4 hit. Is this worth it? Will the sky fall in?

  26. Puyol Pants Up
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Play a Stoke defender at home against Burnley? Or play a Newcastle defender at home against QPR

    Lots of people seem confident that Burnley will score and that Boyd will be big this week. :/

    1. John t penguin
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Newcastle have defence injuries and against scorer in form

      1. Puyol Pants Up
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Yeah, Thats why I'm starting Cameron over Dummett at the moment.

  27. The Left Duke #3
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    What's peoples opinion on taking hits??? Especially in light of all the injuries this week.

    I feel if you take a -4 hit then both players you bring should start.

    Thoughts?

    1. Kip
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      you are right.

      i'd say every player you bring in should start, doesn't matter if you've taken a hit or not

  28. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Good to go?
    Adrian
    Duff Bertrand Clyne
    Fabregas Chadili Sanchez Ameobi
    (V)Costa Pelle Aguero(C)

    (McCarthy) Moore Downing Baines

    1. Puyol Pants Up
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Don't bench Baines!

      1. Every Dog Has Its Day
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Is it worth me to play the players who are on yellow? Fabregas, Baines and Downing?

        1. Puyol Pants Up
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Yes.

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Never Overlook Orbench Baines!!!

  29. Screaming Midget
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    The best feeling in the world: When you go to the fridge and think you only have 1 can left... but you have 2.

    1. the axolotl
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      how was your, em, salad?

    2. Lallana_
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Worst: you think you have two but you have one 🙁

      lyk if u cri evrtym

      1. Captain Shirokov
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        *liek*

  30. Bumbaclot
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Heaton/mann
    Clyne/azpi/wisdom/chambers/moore
    Oscar/sterling/sanchez/siggy/boyd
    Aguero/costa/austin

    Not a single yellow flag 🙂