[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a β€œdonkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. S.Kuqi
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Top 10K captaincy?

    1. Make United Great Again
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Haz majority I'd imagine

    2. Tatty Bojangles
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard then Costa.

  2. Venom Snake
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Coleman is the player to own for this GW

    1. Think Tank
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hope so.

    2. Make United Great Again
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Maybe last year πŸ˜‰

  3. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 10 months ago

    My BIG cash ML, got a 30 point lead so not counting any chickens and then see the guy behind me has taken a -12 and has Rojo in πŸ˜†

    1. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 10 months ago

      more than 500 € in price pool?

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        11 years, 10 months ago

        yes about 2k

        1. S.Kuqi
          11 years, 10 months ago

          noice

  4. Touré De Force
    11 years, 10 months ago

    YES. I have Fab for next week. And every week thereafter.

    1. Ser Football 42
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Right there with you

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Along with only 1.4m others....

  5. Here's the manager
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Trying to pick next week's team before a ball has been kicked this GW. Desperation or addiction?

    1. Forest4Life
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Both... yet we have all done it

      1. Here's the manager
        11 years, 10 months ago

        It's like planning my next booze up before I've even had my first one. Without considering the hangover.

        1. FPLEL
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Too familiar.. :S

    2. Kuqi Monster
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Addiction, always do it after deadline!

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      boredom waiting for games to start... and trying to figure out who you're scouting to replace this week

  6. Your Mum's Athletic
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Stewart Downing has more Premier League assists this season (6) than he managed in 65 games for Liverpool (5)

    1. MJ6987
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Crazy stat

    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Crap management on their part. πŸ˜‰

      1. Your Mum's Athletic
        11 years, 10 months ago

        πŸ˜‰

  7. AnfieldLad
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Just realised I have no city players... should i be worried?

    1. Touré De Force
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Yes

    2. Optimus.
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Depends which City it is?

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      no, you have more pressing things to worry about...like your evident lobotomy

    4. Valar(Keith)
      11 years, 10 months ago

      i sold vardy a few weeks ago.. bit worried i dont own mahrez but that's it πŸ˜‰

  8. Heels_Over_Head
    11 years, 10 months ago

    my ML is full of comedy this week

    my pal (in 5th place) brought in Zabaleta but forgot to reconfigure his lineup and has him as 3rd sub with Janmaat starting

  9. Optimus.
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Leicester City have yet to lose a game or concede a goal this season in which Ben Hamer has started....STAT!

    Bad news for Dzeko owners

    1. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Stop, Hamer time!

        1. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 10 months ago

          I imagine he'll be doing that across his goals a lot today

          1. Jafooli
            11 years, 10 months ago

            πŸ˜†

          2. Optimus.
            11 years, 10 months ago

            πŸ˜†

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      sample size may lead to some inaccuracy

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It has not been Hamertime since the 1990's so I'm not scared

    4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      11 years, 10 months ago

      hamer vs hamer

    5. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      I had Begovic and Hamer for Stoke v Leicester. Schmeichel was injured in the warm up, then Begovic got 1 point and Hamer got 8 πŸ˜†

    6. Jafooli
      11 years, 10 months ago

      And that, Optimus, is why I went Hamer (c) 😎

      1. Optimus.
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😎

  10. Gunner77-
    11 years, 10 months ago

    For the next GWs would you drop Rooney?

  11. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Hazard will surely score more than Costa...

    I hope.

  12. davies
    11 years, 10 months ago

    @ Your Mum's Athletic

    Rooney record vs Villa?

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      11 years, 10 months ago

      14 goals against villa, the most he has scored against any premier league side

      1. S.Kuqi
        11 years, 10 months ago

        captain material then

      2. davies
        11 years, 10 months ago

        And 6 assists. In 24 games.

    2. davies
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Just seen.

  13. Pedram
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Why there's no early game this week ?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      mean people made the schedule

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      all the clubs had xmas parties last night so getting over hangovers

  14. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Any costa captainers worried about him on bench. Drogba on fire. Only playini hull. Hectic schedule coming up and costa started against sporting

    1. Sol
      11 years, 10 months ago

      me

    2. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      What is even worse, is that with Fábregas out, the other corner taker at the club is ... Drogba.

    3. Debauchy
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Should start , likely to be subbed earl, was my reason for switching to Haz

      1. Bobby
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Would have thought Jose would start with strongest side given last weeks loss. Hoping so anyway!

  15. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Hmm...

    Need to sell Siggy or Downing for Silva to get some city cover.

    1. mgilbert86
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Don't

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Which colours look best in your line up? πŸ™‚

  16. Kuqi Monster
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Chambers dropping tonight. Looking to get either kompany or Zaba.

    Kompany more nailed on over xmas period I reckon but is on 4 YC. Zaba more attacking.

    Best option?

    1. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Chambers won't drop tonight

      1. Kuqi Monster
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Really? Not up to speed on price changes this season tbh...

        1. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Will be protected once his red flag gets removed

          1. Chris_White
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Ahh, good!

          2. Kuqi Monster
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Thanks

          3. dmhomag
            11 years, 10 months ago

            will flag remove before or after 2am?

            1. Billy Gilmore
              11 years, 10 months ago

              Sometime after 7:30pm so you'd think so

      2. Chris_White
        11 years, 10 months ago

        According to FFF?

        -113% on fplstatistics...

  17. dmhomag
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Milner(good team, good fixtures) or Jedinak(penalties)?

    1. Touré De Force
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Neither. Bolaise.

    2. dmhomag
      11 years, 10 months ago

      as benched fifth mid. Wanyama is doing nothing for me.

    3. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      latter

      transfer window for games this weekend is already closed though, game is updated for next week now

      1. dmhomag
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Yes for my FT next week.

    4. dmhomag
      11 years, 10 months ago

      or even Ameobi (cheap, has attacking returns, terrible fixtures)

  18. Root
    11 years, 10 months ago

    More injuries (no career-ending stuff pls) and suspensions would be nice.

    1. Ser Football 42
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hazard injury πŸ™‚

  19. Disco Stu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Do we think Silva will play the entire game?

    1. Root
      11 years, 10 months ago

      No

    2. Evans
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Nah probably 70 mins

  20. Evans
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Benteke in for ?

    Austin
    Or
    Kane

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      austin has 3 out of 4 at home

      goodbye kane

      maybe, watch games first

    2. Tatty Bojangles
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Neither.

      Kane has Burnley and Leicester next. Austin has good fixtures until the Jan WC.

  21. Defcons are for Kinnear
    11 years, 10 months ago

    After 1 hour of thinking I still can't remember why I didn't do Fab to Haz. Can anyone help please?

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      because fab delivers consistent points and it would be a waste of a transfer

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        11 years, 10 months ago

        yeah, that's what I think. It also has something to with 3 away games in the next 4 and Chelsea usually shutting up shop. Never been so afraid of not owning a player

  22. Bubz
    11 years, 10 months ago

    At what point does Smartypants article usually come out?

    1. nevertrustbony
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Usually out by this time I think

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      home page says 1pm... nowish

      1. Bubz
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Cheers

    3. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 10 months ago

      It says on his site. About now

  23. Somalion
    11 years, 10 months ago

    AVB was sacked with 27 from 16. Spurs on 21 from 15... Poch out πŸ˜‰

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      LEVY OUT

      1. Somalion
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Sssshhhh no room for sense here.

  24. Jafooli
    11 years, 10 months ago

    West Brom 0-0 Aston Villa

    Should be a cracker....

    1. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 10 months ago

      +18

      1. Billy Gilmore
        11 years, 10 months ago

        +baps +save points

        1. Jafooli
          11 years, 10 months ago

          😎

        2. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 10 months ago

          -hutton's yc

      2. Chris_White
        11 years, 10 months ago

        😯

    2. MJ6987
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Knowing their luck, Hutton will probably score on 61 mins and then be subbed before Villa concede.

    3. Somalion
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Would be perfect 😎

    4. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      11 years, 10 months ago

      1:0 Wisdom goal and 3 baps, Hutton YC

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Yes please

  25. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Hopefully it will be so easy to make transfer for next week.
    Mata -> Silva

    1. Arse Craic
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Hope so!

    2. mgilbert86
      11 years, 10 months ago

      you still have mata?

      1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Got him for Stoke game and was awarded with a goal.

        1. Arse Craic
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Haha. Same!

        2. mgilbert86
          11 years, 10 months ago

          actually he has play 90 in past three, you might be on to something

          1. Arse Craic
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Di Maria will oust him soon...

          2. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
            11 years, 10 months ago

            I expect him to be dropped when ADM gets back. Also with Rooney, RVP and Falcao fit his place is even more in question.

        3. Vague88
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Same.

  26. mojoindojo
    11 years, 10 months ago

    ML leader is against hits. He did Mirallas last GW and then Kun got injured. So currently he has 10 players πŸ˜€

    I can see that 38 point lead whittle down signifcantly this week.

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      While I am only 2 points ahead of my rival ... 😐

    2. Debauchy
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Conservative in the extreme ! hope you catch him soon

      1. mojoindojo
        11 years, 10 months ago

        thanx. hope so. πŸ™‚

  27. Here's the manager
    11 years, 10 months ago

    H2H league. I've ended up with similar team as today's opponent (the leader) except I have Berahino, Clyne, Downing and Terry, he has Aguero (C) Baines, Bertrand and Wanyama. What are my chances?

    1. Doosra - ☭BowenOfRice☭
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Good to firm. πŸ˜‰

    2. mojoindojo
      11 years, 10 months ago

      quite sunny your chances seem

    3. Think Tank
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Whose his vc

      1. Here's the manager
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Costa, like me

  28. Liastro ⭐️
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Hands up if you haven't taken a hit all season!

    o/

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      hands up if you haven't posted more than 10 RMTs in any week this season...

      oh... sorry...

      1. Billy Gilmore
        11 years, 10 months ago

        πŸ˜†

      2. John Nerdelbaum
        11 years, 10 months ago

        lol.

      3. Root
        11 years, 10 months ago

        Wrecked

      4. Optimus.
        11 years, 10 months ago

        πŸ˜›

        *10 RMT per day πŸ˜‰

    2. mojoindojo
      11 years, 10 months ago

      o
      .. \

    3. Optimus.
      11 years, 10 months ago

      o

    4. Tatty Bojangles
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Almost, just taken the one but my hand was forced by injuries. I've only made 15 transfers in 16 GW's.

      1. Debauchy
        11 years, 10 months ago

        check your linked team ?

        1. Tatty Bojangles
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Weird, I keep changing it but it seems to revert back to this guys team πŸ™

          1. Tatty Bojangles
            11 years, 10 months ago

            Seems like it has worked this time. 1,652 OR slightly better than 2,000,000 OR πŸ™‚

            1. Debauchy
              11 years, 10 months ago

              Ahhh yeah , much better

    5. Debauchy
      11 years, 10 months ago

      o

  29. Super Silva
    11 years, 10 months ago

    i need to stop posting my team on here for rate my teams,
    my sad mini league rival keeps following my posts and then brings in the exact same players that i have. its getting really annoying now,

    we have th 10 players the same that aint no coincidence.

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      change your FFS name and grav

      1. Heels_Over_Head
        11 years, 10 months ago

        then ask questions about your team

        then change it back and ask fake questions πŸ˜‰

    2. nevertrustbony
      11 years, 10 months ago

      hahaha

    3. Root
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Do fake RMT's with bad picks.

    4. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Just do what Triggerlips does. Post fake transfers.

      "hides behind couch"

      1. GREENDREAMS11
        11 years, 10 months ago

        I think he could be the smoking man from the X Files

    5. Defcons are for Kinnear
      11 years, 10 months ago

      troll him 😈

      next week Kun (c)

      1. Super Silva
        11 years, 10 months ago

        i need to do something coz he is doing it everyweek,
        thanks all

  30. nevertrustbony
    11 years, 10 months ago

    Players you've owned all season?

    Just the great ANDRE WISDOM for me.

    1. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Elliot

    2. Heels_Over_Head
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Foster Myhill Baines Siggy

    3. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Krul, Foster, Wisdom, Huttoninho, Clyne, Fabregas

      1. Defcons are for Kinnear
        11 years, 10 months ago

        impressive

      2. GREENDREAMS11
        11 years, 10 months ago

        you are allowed to make transfers dude. πŸ˜‰

        1. Billy Gilmore
          11 years, 10 months ago

          Haha, I've had no need to transfer those guys πŸ™‚

    4. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      11 years, 10 months ago

      πŸ˜† No one.

      I have gotten Hazard and [most recently[ Rooney back though.

    5. Defcons are for Kinnear
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Krul, Moore and Clyne 😎

    6. Forest4Life
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Steven Taylor and Siggy

    7. Godot - Fashanu Zealand
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Wisdom and Foster

    8. Artorias
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Siggy and foster

    9. fitzy
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Gilks Marney Sanchez

      Almost clyne (gw2 transfer in)

    10. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      11 years, 10 months ago

      Ivanovic and Fabregas