[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a “donkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Leicester XI: Hamer, Simpson, Wasilewski, Morgan, Konchesky, Cambiasso, King, Drinkwater, Mahrez, Schlupp, Vardy.

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Ulloa 😯

    2. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hamer time!

    3. Dial Square
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Kings starts! #ufpl

  2. Sunny 😎
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Put them all together please Parm

    1. Timtastic03
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      This

  3. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Luis @ 5.3 alert

  4. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    jovetic injured, not in squad

  5. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Confirmed #BFC subs: Gilks, Long, Lafferty, Kightly, Jutkiewicz, Wallace, Chalobah. #ClaretsLIVE

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      GILKS

  6. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    C'mon Ivan!

  7. Willis.
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Courtois, no Azpi. Chelsea won't keep a CS today.

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      i reckon you own both

    2. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Luis and Cech are terrible replacements, you're right.

  8. La Roja
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Berahino

  9. rickardinho
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Lol, I saw the chelsea subs lineup first and saw Drogba and panicking 😉

    Beautiful to see Costa start and even a massive bonus that Azpi is benched- I told you so 😉 😆

  10. Bobby Crush
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Ah, bollocks!
    Both Azpi and Zaba not starting.

  11. Coaly
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Ffs Sagna!!!!!!

  12. Optimus.
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Yaya in the hole!!!

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      How do you know?

      1. Optimus.
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I sense it 😆

        1. FPLEL
          • 11 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I think Lamps will.

    2. Timtastic03
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Lampard in the hole?

    3. La Roja
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Fat frank innit

    4. Pork Pie Sausage Roll
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      The hole between the defence and midfield 😉

  13. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    .@pablo_zabaleta is rested today. No injury concern for the Argentine after his midweek goalscoring heroics in Rome. #foxesvcity #mcfc

  14. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Dear God, no Azpi. Smash em in Hull.

  15. mojoindojo
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Zab 🙁 and I took a hit to bring him in

    1. Coaly
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Same

  16. Bobby Crush
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I did fear Zaba would be rested yes.

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yeah but he'll play when others get rested so don't worry about it.

  17. AnfieldLad
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Azpi has made my day, just a Terry goal now please. It's been hard having Terry

  18. Sunny 😎
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Lampard is going to steal all my Yaya and Dzeko goals 🙁

  19. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    hope chelsea score now

  20. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    This rotation lark has gone far enough now...Azpi > Cresswell...

  21. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Choosing Terry over Azpi SUCCESS

    1. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Choosing Azpi over Terry on WC FAILURE

      1. Dempsey
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        this, but we will benefit over xmas

    2. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Tbf, Azpi has 8 points more than Terry in his last 4 gw's, so even a Terry CS doesn't make Terry a better choice over 5 weeks.... Just saying

  22. Eboue
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Azpilicueta rested or dropped?

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      bit of both

      1. deathorglory
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Rested surely, he has been best defender in the league this season.

      2. Snikii
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        just rested

    2. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      rested for what it's worth

  23. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Magician Jelavic to score a brace today

  24. Every Dog Has Its Day
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hopefully Azpi comes off the bench

  25. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    SCFC XI v @CPFC - Begovic; Bardsley, Shawcross, Wilson, Pieters; Nzonzi, Cameron; Diouf, Bojan, Walters; Crouch

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Cameron!!!!

  26. deathorglory
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Clichy 😀 😀 😀

    1. Nomar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      He'll be rested too at some point swouldn't so I wouldnt bust your arm patting yourself on the back.

  27. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    SCFC SUBS v @CPFC - Butland; Huth, Whelan, Ireland, Arnautovic, Adam, Assaidi

  28. Liastro ⭐️
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahanahahahahahahahahahahahha.

    You all told me to get Azpilicueta and Zabaleta!

    But I went for Clichy and Baines.

    Lololololololol

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      why you laughing?

    2. deathorglory
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I think we got away with Clichy tbh, first transfer I've regretted.

    3. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      But now you have Clichy

    4. Coaly
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Laugh next week

  29. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Albion subs v @AVFCOfficial: Myhill, Baird, Dawson, Gamboa, Mulumbu, Blanco, Berahino. #WBAAVL

  30. And we all have legs
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I see the LOL@ monggroup is out in force again today. Time to log off ...