[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a “donkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    lol shoutout to all those last night that talked me out of a fletcher one week punt

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      no problem

    2. thepuntmaster
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙁 I brought him in

      1. Dempsey
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        it looked so good! went with sakho in the end

    3. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      You're welcome

  2. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    So Azpi "nailed on" means guaranteed bench risk. Shame, the next one to leave for me.

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Who told you he was nailed. 😉

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I will end you 👿 😉

    2. The Shadow
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Strap that knee down quick.

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        He's done, JT all the way 😉

        1. The Shadow
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Cool. Just in time for JT's turn next.

    3. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Mourinho clearly said no one is nailed on over next 6 matches and the most likely rotation bound to happen in defense

    4. Ice
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Why? Mou said that few will play every game over Xmas, he's being rested today and will play every other Chelsea game for the next few weeks.

  3. Stupendous
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Well Kolarov for a hit was another inspired move by me....

    1. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Lol, as inspired as it gets.

  4. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Azp subbed on.. sets up Costa(c) for his hatrick. No?

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      *Hazza

  5. Dots321
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hutton gonna come off the bench for Azpi. Could be worse

    1. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Could be worse azpi could come on for 1 pt.

      1. Kerrazy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        better for those with 10 man playing.

  6. Holmes
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Looks like another Boyd goal today 😡

  7. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Arrr no azpi... 🙁

  8. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Won't bother with that again

    1. Heels_Over_Head
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙁

  9. Bøwstring The Carp
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Felipe Navidad 😎

  10. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any fellow Azpilicueta owners about? 🙁

    1. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      plenty

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Most of the site, it seems.

    3. Parm
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      owners should read 'buyers this week', get a grip Parm.

  11. Gimli son of Gloin
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    People who say ''LOL @'' are a bit crap.
    I own Terry over Azpi, but why would you bother posting that?

    1. PMC3
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      FFS needs to bring back down votes.

    2. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Total Fpl effect

    3. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Lol@ your lack of humour

      1. Gimli son of Gloin
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        That's not humour, it's snotty 13 year olds an ancient neckbeards desperately trying to make friends on the internet because they have none in real life.

    4. tm245
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Agreed. So unnecessary.

    5. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I wish they'd filter 'lol@' rather than mundane stuff like 'sh*t'

    6. theloveburglar
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      because it gets a reaction

  12. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Dear Frank Lampard,

    Please take penalties off Yaya Toure. It would be much appreciated as a Yaya non-owner.

    Love,

    Arvin

    1. super zlatan
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      This

      1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Well you can sod off, both of you. 😉

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          This

        2. Ne0
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          This

    2. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Damn I'd hate that.. think Yaya has scored enough of them though

      1. FPLEL
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        If it ain't broken....

    3. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yes please.

    4. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      How definitive is the set piece taker section of this site?? 😀

    5. Holmes
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Sssssh!

    6. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Don't listen to this man, look at all the captain armbands your wearing Yaya.

  13. PMC3
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Wow I am a lucky boy. Courtois out injured and I had already taken -8. Sub keeper is Hamer who starts for the second time this season due to Kasper getting injured. Not that he is going to get many points vs Man City.

    1. Fais
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Save points galore...and a Yaya penalty save?!

  14. hazza44
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Zab not starting?

    1. Djerbil
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      not in squad

  15. Djerbil
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    That Scout Pick with Bolasie and Kolarov

  16. Gobigorgohome
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Come on dummet then...

    1. SpaceCadet
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Cs and assist coming up. Vamos!

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        never gonna happen mate. arsenal to win big.

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      lolz

  17. CelticBhoy1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Was Azp dropped or rested? Discuss.

    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Obviously rested... He's been their best defender all season.

      1. Debauchy
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Yep

    2. CelticBhoy1
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I agree guys. Just seeing what others think!

  18. Sharkytect
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Yes clichy! Saw kolarov in so many sciut pick teams i thought they all knew something i didn't. Almost transferred him back out based on that. Phew!

  19. Kerrazy
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    It's okay Elliott will come in for Azpili for me.

    1. Mile Plankton - Myth and Ch…
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Wade Elliott? 🙁

    2. Ricky - it doesn\'t ta…
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Matt elliot still @ Leicester?

  20. Ne0
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Marney to come on for Azpi. Come on Marney, pull a Boyd today!!!

  21. Pinky and Brain
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Jovetic not on the bench - happy Dzeko owner 🙂

  22. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Altidore 😯

  23. joinho
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Praying Yaya doesn't get a yellow today as he is perfect captain material for next week.

    1. copps
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      big time. i cant see other standout options

    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dzeko 😎

    1. Doosra - ☭DeclanMyGenius…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Keeps us sharp ... 😉

  24. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    early hull goal please

    1. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I'd take that if Terry also scored 😀

  25. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Damn it Berahino 🙁

    Losing out to Brown...

  26. copps
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Azpi owned by 31% in the top 10K

    1. Venom Snake
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Makes me feel much better tbh

  27. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Aghhhhh no fletcher

    Max 9 players this week

    All down to Bolasie and C Costa :/
    http://i.imgur.com/LZ9ylyi.jpg?1

  28. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    if u Must drop 1 who would it be?

    1.downing
    2.sigur

    WHA (sun-LEI-che-ARS-WBA-swa)
    SWA (hul-AVL-liv-qpr-WHA)

  29. Game of Stones
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Not sure what to make of the Azpi situation...

    Jose said he would start to rotate during the hectic period, but Luis did really well vs Newcastle and Sporting, so not sure if he plays because of that?

    1. Willis.
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Luis was at fault for the goal Chelsea conceded against Sporting.