[sbu_large_image] Preamble
13 December 2014 3357 comments
Mark Mark
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It was inevitable that I’d end up signing Edin Dzeko at some point. It’s just a shame that the Fantasy Gods had to twang Sergio Aguero’s knee and de-rail City’s title challenge to make it happen.

Dzeko is a weakness of mine. Looking back on my Gameweek 1 Preamble, I’m somewhat amazed at my oversight: I left his acquisition out of my season predictions.

I partly blame the Fantasy Premier League (FPL) for feeding this alarming habit. Every season they price him up in such a tantalising way – a bit-part valuation for a player who, every year, always seems to get the opportunity to play more than a just a cameo role.

The simplest of statistics tell us that this looks to be the worst time to take a chance on Dzeko. After huffing and puffing in Rome, he’s now gone 10 games without a goal. Blank at Leicester and he’ll equal his longest drought of his City career – the 11 games from November 2011 to January 2012.

Here’s the counter-argument, however. Of those 10 matches, Dzeko started six, playing 90 minutes just once. In four of those 10, Dzeko has played less than half an hour. So Dzeko’s form guide is a nice stat to roll out to underline the potential cost of Aguero’s absence, but the Bosnian has hardly been given the opportunity to replicate last season’s form that earned him 16 goals in 31 league appearances.

Despite this reassurance and the player’s own overwhelming confidence, Dzeko doesn’t look ready to prop up City’s title tilt just yet. While he ran his proverbials off in Rome, he looked more than a yard short.

My only hope is that, with David Silva returning and Samir Nasri in bloom, Dzeko won’t need to pluck “worldies” out of the air to score points. It’s straw clutching, but not without logic: when it comes to presenting goals on a platter, those two are midfield servers of the highest pedigree. Indeed – forget Silva – both Nasri and James Milner are creating a goalscoring chance every 25 minutes this season – faster than any other midfielders in the league.

Some dare to label Dzeko a “donkey” and, even if I go with that opinion, I have to conclude that he’ll be a very well-fed donkey – like the tubby kid in the nativity play. Let’s stretch this festive analogy further: Aguero is City’s Joseph but he’s cried off with tummy ache, leaving Dzeko and his hind legs and the three Wise Men (Silva, Nasri and Milner) to save the show. Can they pull it off?

There are plenty of skeptics; many who say that City will struggle against an opposition without Aguero. That’s certainly been in evidence: at times, Aguero has dragged City to wins and draws. However, Silva’s influence is also significant and the importance of his return cannot be underestimated.

City have also been here before: they won 11 of 15 league outings without Aguero last season. The Argentine missed two major periods – ironically last Christmas from Gameweek 17-21 (I bought Dzeko then, too) and a few weeks later, from Gameweek 24-33. Without Aguero in the side, Dzeko scored six goals in 10 starts over those spells.

So there you have it. The case I used to convince myself to sign Dzeko when, in all honesty, it was probably out of my control anyway.

Last Christmas I gave him a start and the very next day I regretted it. I wonder if I’ll feel the same come today’s final whistle in Leicester. I wonder if I’ll kick myself for ignoring Georgie Boyd when he’s been so good to me.

What’s really scaring me now, however, is that this transfer gives me the funds to fetch in Aleks Kolarov at the back. Somebody stop me.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. thepuntmaster
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    COME ON BOLAISE

    1. thepuntmaster
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Top of the page twice in a row #blessed

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      does anyone else here call him bolog-naise ......?

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        *tumbleweed

    3. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bolasie you mean lol

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Classy Bolasie

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I have him I hope he delivers big 🙂

  2. Mr. Perfectionist
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    So basically I'm fecked cause I have Azpi and Zaba. Well great start!

    1. Gimli son of Gloin
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Awful luck, normally I hope other people do worse than me but when you see somebody with luck like that it's always crap. Hopefully you have a differential which might soften the blow.

    2. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Switch to Ten sports and you will feel better 😉

      1. Zombie
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        jinxed 🙁

  3. Kroos Kontrol
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Budget defenders own. Everyone starts for me. 😀

  4. Ed
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Seeing as Azpi's benched, 3-1 (Hazard x 3) will now suffice.

  5. copps
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    so the signs are there then, then week is clearly kolarovs week 😛

    1. Celticider
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Me

  6. Coffee
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    (C)osta over Hazard

    Who's with me? 🙂

    1. Snooze ya lose
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Me, but only cos I don't have hazard!

    2. il Brutto
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      o/

  7. Bellerinmondo
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Who does everyone have as sub for aZpi btw?

    1. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Wisdom.

    2. saata
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yun

    3. Celticider
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Me

    4. mouldy_uk
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Trippier :/

    5. nevertrustbony
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      hutton

    6. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yun for me too 🙁

    7. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dummett

    8. Snooze ya lose
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No one unfortunately!

    9. Matt
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Hutton

    10. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yun

    11. fedolefan
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bartley and Yuninho (In that order)

  8. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    At least my Kompany pick was a good call...Are Clichy owners worried about next week yet ?

    1. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      City def owners should be worried every gw

      1. rickardinho
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Hart 😎

        1. money face bandwagon
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Haha great job in talking up hart 🙂

        2. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          indeed.

  9. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Tbh luis deserves a run in the side. So put aside fpl and wish him luck 🙂

    1. Bellerinmondo
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Wrong site 😉

    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      NO !

    3. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Ban him!!!!

      1. money face bandwagon
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Lol bitter azpi owner? 😛

  10. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Kolarov 🙁

    But one mistake by Clichy and Kolarov is in

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      think Kolarov starts next week anyway

      Tempted by him, but Zaba is far safer

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I am getting Kompany

      2. Sunny 😎
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Kolarov has pens after Yaya gets his yellow today 😛

        1. Costa in Wengerland
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Lampard

        2. Dušan Citizen
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          This 😀 And it's better 1 points from the king Kolarov than more points than anyone else 😀

  11. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Hope Luis puts a shift in today. Need a Chelsea clean sheet.

  12. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Panti must be delighted to be above Hart on the watchlist....

    1. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😆 equivalent to a Premier League winner's medal I would imagine.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😛

  13. Heels_Over_Head
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    i guess a lot of people now rooting for hull to nick at least one goal

    1. Forest4Life
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yep, treble Chelsea but all mids or strikers

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Joe Root playing for Hull 😯

    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      *7

    4. Le Limpar
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No thanks. Double CFC def no Azpi, 40% Azpi ownership in top 1k. Clean sheet could be huge for me!

  14. Gimli son of Gloin
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    What game are you planning on watching?
    Think the Chelsea game is a must to keep an eye on Hazard (c), Terry and pray that Costa stays moderately quiet.

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Massive game for some us

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      On a train so can't. 🙁

    3. Sunny 😎
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Chelsea vs Hull

  15. Judas
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Brought in Zaba for a hit. Also have Azpi and No Keeper due to Fabs suspension...im gutted

  16. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Kolarov most likely replacement for tired Silva in 2nd half

    1. Dušan Citizen
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      OOP

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Nearly certain to come on, as always

    3. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Yep.

  17. Fais
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    David Silva starting is the biggest news from the line-ups really though isn't it.

    1. Art Vandelay
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I will be watching closely. If he looks sharp, I may well be tempted to draft him in.

    2. Snooze ya lose
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Fair point. He seems a very popular choice this week. I went yaya

      1. Fais
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Only 3% of the top 10K I think. Nobody above me has either Silva or Lukaku, let alone both, so if they fire then I'll be right in the mix.

  18. Dušan Citizen
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I was so close to get Azpi. Thanks God I haven't.

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      im obviously prayin to the wrong god..... which religion?

      1. Dušan Citizen
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Orthodox 🙂

        1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          greek?

          1. Dušan Citizen
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            Serbian 😀

  19. Art Vandelay
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    The guy in first place in my cash ML (2k pot) is 64th in the world. He benched Kane to play 4 at the back including Azpi. Kane hayrick it is then...

  20. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Excuse the last post, honestly thought Azpi was rested. My mistake.

  21. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I'm happy I did Chambers to Baines.
    Atleast now, I have a certain Dummett on my bench to come on.

  22. il Brutto
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Man City will absolutely destroy Leicester today. Sadly I have no City coverage so hoping that Lamps gets the points today.

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      no they won't.

  23. money face bandwagon
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I m a non chelsea def owners..but with azpi benched and i have hazard(c) and oscar suddenly i realised i would be better off with a chelsea cs

  24. thefantasylegend
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I have Yaya and Nasri in my lineup. Is this too much?

    Who should I bring in otherwise?

    1. Eboue
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Wait and see but with their fixtures it's not an issue unless one is rested/dropped.

    2. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No such thing as too much if both of them scores

  25. Forest4Life
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Zab and Azpi owners when they found out they aren't playing pretend they are fine but inside... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdqM8WvDnp0

  26. @ImpressiveTackl
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Efffffffffff youuuuuuuu Maureen and Darth Sidius

  27. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Need to keep ONLY one, anyone else with opinion pls? thx (the other ill have to drop)

    a.downing
    b.sigur

    WHA (sun-LEI-che-ARS-WBA-swa)
    SWA (hul-AVL-liv-qpr-WHA)

    1. rickardinho
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Rotate them mate

      1. Total Foot 5
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        cant mate. theyre both 4 & 5 th mids. need the cash to ugrade defender. who woul u keep? im thinking of keeeping downing.

  28. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Sweepstake for Hutton YC?

    I'm going 12min

    1. Van Dal
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      62

    2. Billy Gilmore
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      29th

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      23

  29. Van Dal
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Silva starting not good for us yaya owners!

  30. fedolefan
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Hazard, Come on Dzeko, Come on Hull !!!