[sbu_large_image] Preamble
21 February 2015 3016 comments
Mark Mark
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Sam Allardyce’s recent claims of being the most sophisticated manager in town got me thinking. In more ways than one.

Could I declare something similar when it comes to my own Fantasy Football exploits? Were my transfers and Wildcard decisions cutting-edge stuff?

Outside factors certainly hinted at sophistication in football manager terms. I often sport a gilet (see Tim Sherwood). I’m currently eating a continental breakfast and, when I disembark my hotel room, I’ll probably have eggs benedict. Also, if it’s raining, I’d definitely opt for a brolly. Actually scrap that one.

When he made his unlikely claim, Big Sam was presumably citing the new expansive formations and systems used by the 2015 edition of West Ham. I’m poking fun but I genuinely think he had a point.

The man has taken plenty of jibes for favouring route one football – when he saw Louis van Gaal’s heralded tactical playbook turn to the page that involved Marouane Fellaini leading the attack, I think Sam had a valid opportunity to make his tongue-in-cheek claim. Certainly, given the reaction from the United manager that followed, it’s become one of my highlights of the season. I thank Sam for that.

Getting back to Fantasy Football, we also know that Allardyce loves numbers: he can often be found contemplating Andy Carroll’s “minutes per debilitating injury” statistic. Believe it or not, Sam is a master of the Opta-driven football world.

I love statistics. I’m always mining our members area before making my team selection. I also use our Rate My Team tool and that uses an algorithm in its calculation. I challenge Sam to even pronounce “algorithm”.

In all seriousness, perhaps the concept of measuring the sophistication of a Fantasy Football manager comes back to the age-old “Dullard vs Maverick” argument that we love to keep simmering. Perhaps it’s a measure of whether you adopt alternative angles with your strategies – whether you’re open to new ideas rather than constrained by the obvious template choices that are presented. Whether you’ve ever picked Edin Dzeko.

To be honest, I can’t really claim or measure a level of sophistication any more than Big Sam can.

Somewhere this morning there’s probably a Fantasy manager delved in pivot tables that plot his transfers, sipping Earl Grey and listening to Cole Porter. It might even be Granville.

I can’t compete with that. I’m not even making a transfer this week. Is that sophisticated?

I’ll ponder that as I leave my hotel room to hunt out my eggs benedict. I just need to locate my brolly first.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. tm245
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Wisdom to Haidara as my FT doesn't feel so boring now.

  2. super zlatan
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PvA you tit. Damn

  3. Scratch
    11 years, 8 months ago

    No PVA?

  4. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Dafuq is PvA?

  5. Demí
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Green, Furlong (!), Caulker, Ferdinand, Suk-Young, Phillips, Barton, Henry, Kranjcar, Austin, Zamora

    1. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Furlongwagon.

      1. TuttiFrutti
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ferdinand*

        1. QPR expects... glory!
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Nope, no Isla, no Onuoha, no other RB alternatives

    2. Jax
      11 years, 8 months ago

      wtf?

    3. QPR expects... glory!
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Waaaaahey!!!

  6. Venom Snake
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA dropped. Another worry for next week.

    Can't believe I didn't bring in Costa for Falcao. What an absolute fk up.

  7. Bubz
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Is PVA on he bench? Or out altogether?

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Bench

  8. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Is Van Aanholt on the bench?

  9. Somalion
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PvA is joke donkey player

  10. Syd.
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Pulis is such a Troll

  11. vodkapad
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Failcao

  12. Gunner77-
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Van Aasshole.

  13. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Anyone else want to post the lineups?

  14. Royal5
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Fexake. No Pva makes me down to 10 men

  15. Epic Fail
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA

  16. The Chosen One...
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Down to 10 with no PVA, Wisdom and probably Wasi

  17. Jax
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA on bench

  18. @ocprodigy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Full 3PM Kick Off Squads (Courtesy of Moi!)

    Aston Villa vs Stoke City

    @AVFCOfficial: Guzan, Hutton, Vlaar, Clark, Richardson, Sinclair, Sanchez, Delph, Gil, Agbonlahor, Benteke.
    Subs: Given, Westwood, Cissokho, Weimann, Cleverley, Bacuna, Okore.

    @StokeCity: Begovic; Bardsley, Wollscheid, Wilson, Pieters; Nzonzi, Whelan; Walters, Ireland, Moses; Diouf
    Subs: Butland; Teixeira, Adam, Shenton, Sidwell, Arnautovic, Crouch.

    Chelsea v Burnley

    @ChelseaFC: Courtois; Ivanovic, Zouma, Terry (c), Filipe Luis; Matic, Fabregas; Cuadrado, Oscar, Hazard; Diego Costa
    Subs: Cech, Azpilicueta, Cahill, Ramires, Willian, Drogba and Remy.

    @BurnleyOfficial: Heaton; Trippier, Shackell (c), Keane, Mee; Boyd, Jones, Arfield, Kightly; Barnes, Ings.
    Subs: Gilks, Duff, Wallace, Vokes, Reid, Jutkiewicz, Ward.

    Crystal Palace v Arsenal

    @CPFC: Speroni, Ward, Delaney, Dann, Souare, Mutch, Ledley, Puncheon, Zaha, Gayle, Campbell
    Subs: Hennessey, Hangeland, Kelly, Jedinak, Bolasie, Ameobi, Murray

    @Arsenal: Ospina, Chambers, Mertesacker, Koscielny, Monreal, Coquelin, Cazorla, Welbeck, Ozil, Alexis, Giroud
    Subs: Szczesny, Gibbs, Bellerin, Gabriel, Wilshere, Rosicky, Walcott

    Hull City v QPR

    @HullCity: McGregor, Bruce, Meyler, Huddlestone, Brady, Livermore, McShane, Jelavic, Dawson, Elmohamady, N'Doye
    Subs: Harper, Davies, Hernandez, Aluko, Ramirez, Robertson, Quinn

    @QPRFC: Green; Furlong, Caulker, Ferdinand, Suk-Young; Phillips, Barton, Henry, Kranjcar; Austin, Zamora
    Subs: McCarthy, Hill, Traore, Wright-Phillips, Vargas, Zarate, Doughty

    Sunderland v West Brom

    @SunderlandAFC: Pantilimon, Vergini, Reveillere, O’Shea (c), Brown, Cattermole, Larsson, Johnson, Alvarez, Graham, Defoe.
    Subs: van Aanholt, Bridcutt, Fletcher, Wickham, Gomez, Coates, Mannone.

    @WBAFCofficial: Foster, Dawson, McAuley, Lescott, Brunt, Morrison, Fletcher, Yacob, Gardner, Ideye, Berahino.
    Subs: Myhill, Wisdom, Olsson, Baird, Mulumbu, Sessegnon, McManaman.

    Swansea v Manchester United

    @SwansOfficial: Fabianski, Naughton, Fernandez, Williams (C), Taylor, Cork, Shelvey, Ki, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.
    Subs: Tremmel, Rangel, Amat, Britton, Montero, Emnes, Oliveira.

    @ManUtd: De Gea, McNair, Jones, Rojo, Shaw, Blind, Fellaini, Herrera, Di Maria, Rooney, van Persie
    Subs: Valdes, Smalling, Januzaj, Mata, Valencia, Young, Falcao

    1. Every Dog Has Its Day
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Cheers Lad!

    2. Jax
      11 years, 8 months ago

      sweetness.

    3. Syd.
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Wisdom & PVA are going to cause a lot of 4 point hits next week

    4. tm245
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Great work, cheers.

    5. Billy Gilmore
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Parm...

    6. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks Parm

    7. tm245
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Thanks, mod.

  19. Sif
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA come unstuck.

  20. Heydudes13
    11 years, 8 months ago

    : De Gea - McNair, Jones, Rojo, Shaw - Blind - Herrera, Fellaini - Di Maria - Rooney, van Persie.

    1. chrisjdgrady
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Looks like a sensible side for once

      1. Heydudes13
        11 years, 8 months ago

        It's a very pleasing one. Diamond, Herrera and Fellaini starting. McNair over Valencia. Young on bench is a shame but oh well.

  21. chrisjdgrady
    11 years, 8 months ago

    wtfffffffffff

  22. Barrier Freeman
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Fellow Walcott gamblers, let's have a group hug.

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Got any cookies?

    2. Manu5
      11 years, 8 months ago

      One from the bench for the loyal followers please

  23. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA better stay on the bench. Blahhh

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Would like him to come off unless Wasi starts and scores a hattrick.

  24. Heydudes13
    11 years, 8 months ago

    When do Leicester play?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 8 months ago

      2moro

    2. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Tomorrow

  25. SweeSwee
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA on bench is so much worse than no PVA at all

    1. ronmadpirlo
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I don't understand it at all

  26. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PvA wagon has come unstuck

  27. Would an idiot do that?
    11 years, 8 months ago

    PVA stuck to the bench like glue!

    1. Would an idiot do that?
      11 years, 8 months ago

      PVA glue am I right? Right? Sigh

  28. Every Dog Has Its Day
    11 years, 8 months ago

    My Defence -

    Terry Dawson Clyne 😀

  29. ronmadpirlo
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Currently only have 3 confirmed starters and 2 of my starting lineup are on the bench...

  30. Del Monte
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    This is where the slide starts for me 🙁

    Bellerin, Van Aanholt, Walcott and Falcao all not starting!!

    1. yemzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      feel your pain. Same apart from falcao

    2. Still Unsure
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Walcott is starting...

      1. Still Unsure
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Ignore above. Sorry