[sbu_large_image] Preamble
21 February 2015 3016 comments
Mark Mark
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Sam Allardyceโ€™s recent claims of being the most sophisticated manager in town got me thinking. In more ways than one.

Could I declare something similar when it comes to my own Fantasy Football exploits? Were my transfers and Wildcard decisions cutting-edge stuff?

Outside factors certainly hinted at sophistication in football manager terms. I often sport a gilet (see Tim Sherwood). Iโ€™m currently eating a continental breakfast and, when I disembark my hotel room, Iโ€™ll probably have eggs benedict. Also, if itโ€™s raining, Iโ€™d definitely opt for a brolly. Actually scrap that one.

When he made his unlikely claim, Big Sam was presumably citing the new expansive formations and systems used by the 2015 edition of West Ham. Iโ€™m poking fun but I genuinely think he had a point.

The man has taken plenty of jibes for favouring route one football โ€“ when he saw Louis van Gaalโ€™s heralded tactical playbook turn to the page that involved Marouane Fellaini leading the attack, I think Sam had a valid opportunity to make his tongue-in-cheek claim. Certainly, given the reaction from the United manager that followed, itโ€™s become one of my highlights of the season. I thank Sam for that.

Getting back to Fantasy Football, we also know that Allardyce loves numbers: he can often be found contemplating Andy Carrollโ€™s โ€œminutes per debilitating injuryโ€ statistic. Believe it or not, Sam is a master of the Opta-driven football world.

I love statistics. Iโ€™m always mining our members area before making my team selection. I also use our Rate My Team tool and that uses an algorithm in its calculation. I challenge Sam to even pronounce โ€œalgorithmโ€.

In all seriousness, perhaps the concept of measuring the sophistication of a Fantasy Football manager comes back to the age-old โ€œDullard vs Maverickโ€ argument that we love to keep simmering. Perhaps itโ€™s a measure of whether you adopt alternative angles with your strategies โ€“ whether youโ€™re open to new ideas rather than constrained by the obvious template choices that are presented. Whether youโ€™ve ever picked Edin Dzeko.

To be honest, I canโ€™t really claim or measure a level of sophistication any more than Big Sam can.

Somewhere this morning thereโ€™s probably a Fantasy manager delved in pivot tables that plot his transfers, sipping Earl Grey and listening to Cole Porter. It might even be Granville.

I canโ€™t compete with that. Iโ€™m not even making a transfer this week. Is that sophisticated?

Iโ€™ll ponder that as I leave my hotel room to hunt out my eggs benedict. I just need to locate my brolly first.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    11 years, 8 months ago

    I picked up Walcott in a rush last week... Likely Game time ????????

    1. Camp No No
      11 years, 8 months ago

      15 minutes.

    2. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      17 minutes.

    3. mipola
      11 years, 8 months ago

      1 minute.

    4. Heydudes13
      11 years, 8 months ago

      7 minutes, red card, -2.

    5. Wirtzle Gummidge
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Just sold him for a hit...

      ...hello Yaya.

  2. Andreu Lacondeguy
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Best option?

    A) Hutton (Stk H)
    B) Vergini (WBA H)
    C) Wisdom (Sun A)

    Thanks

  3. Camp No No
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Stoke defence... nobody else put off by the number of injuries?

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I was.

      1. Camp No No
        11 years, 8 months ago

        So am I. Other teams with strong nearby fixtures:

        Arsenal - already have three
        ManU - shite defence. Well, shite team.
        WBA... hmm... Had I not taken the risk with Baird in the first place, I would not have this problem now.

        1. Ruth_NZ
          11 years, 8 months ago

          ManU are the best team in the PL. Van Bile said so yesterday.

    2. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Nope, I'm a fixture ho though.

  4. Heydudes13
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Demi time?

    1. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Cringe time.

    2. Demí
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Steve*

      1. Heydudes13
        11 years, 8 months ago

        lol @ fake winning bets

        1. Demí
          11 years, 8 months ago

          Who did that?

          1. Heydudes13
            11 years, 8 months ago

            You.

            1. Demí
              11 years, 8 months ago

              Wtf? How? When? Why would i...

              1. Heydudes13
                11 years, 8 months ago

                To gather interest for your blog. I'm surprised at you.

              2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                11 years, 8 months ago

                Ignore him. Everyone else tries to

                1. Heydudes13
                  11 years, 8 months ago

                  Miserable old man ๐Ÿ˜†

                  1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
                    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                    11 years, 8 months ago

                    ๐Ÿ˜€

            2. Breadbin
              11 years, 8 months ago

              It was Steve.

              1. Demí
                11 years, 8 months ago

                Thank you

      2. Breadbin
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜€

      3. The Nuttmxn
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 8 months ago

        What kind of a rapping name is Steve?

        1. Demí
          11 years, 8 months ago

          ๐Ÿ˜€

  5. DA Minnion (Former great)
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Right lads.
    Panti
    Baines Terry fonte
    Hazard Alexis cazorla silva
    Aguero kane defoe

    Albrighton wasilezski baird
    can I save transfer this week or
    Do wasilezski to Bruce as cover
    Please help.

  6. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Who is everyone captaining Kun Kane or haz ???

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Hazard

    2. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Yes, and Costa.

    3. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Read through the last few pages.

      Might help you

      1. toerag
        11 years, 8 months ago

        if you can speed read - 10 mins left

    4. The Nuttmxn
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      I don't know.

      1. Jax
        11 years, 8 months ago

        can't wait for 11.30. people will stop asking this.

  7. McGalactico
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Play Forster or Pants?

    1. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Pants

    2. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Forster, highest scoring keeper in the game

      1. Ruth_NZ
        11 years, 8 months ago

        That's what they said about Aguero in GW 22 and Sanchez last week.

        If that's all you have you are doomed to failure.

  8. Plymouth
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Pick 3?

    Bellerin, Jones, PvA, Terry, Wisdom

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Pva Terry Bellerin

    2. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Bench wisdom and ballerina.

    3. Puzzle
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      PVA, Terry, Bellerin

    4. Plymouth
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Why would you bench Jones tho?

    5. Ravager
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Cazorla > Eriksen/Sterling for a hit?

  9. ronmadpirlo
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Has there been any team news this morning or even rumours?

    1. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Costa starts

    2. Breadbin
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Bemba, you're up.

      1. Jax
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Defoe might or might not start

  10. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Help me pick a transfer please. ๐Ÿ™‚

    A) Puncheon—-> Nasri
    B) RVP—–>Costa(C)
    C) Defoe—–>Bony/Lukaku/Other

    Currently leaning towards A.

    Cheers

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 8 months ago

      B looks tasty

      1. super zlatan
        11 years, 8 months ago

        B looks rather yummy like chocolate milk

  11. Rhae
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Mark Atkinson is the ref for Chelsea game.
    He has produced the highest number of cards and he was the one who referred Chelsea vs Arsenal game (Hazard penalty)

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 8 months ago

      cheers geoff

      1. Business Dog
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜†

        1. Jax
          11 years, 8 months ago

          lolz

    2. Rhae
      11 years, 8 months ago

      awarded one of the two penalties Chelsea got this season.

  12. Nolberto Solano
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Right two transfer strategies. Which one is best? All free transfers.

    A) GW26 Defoe -> Benteke
    GW28 Terry -> Vertonghen
    ADM -> Eriksen

    B) GW27 Terry -> Vertonghen
    GW28 ADM -> Eriksen
    Defoe -> Austin

    Will have 11 for GW27 in both options. Already have Kane.

  13. Red Star Toro
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Will Jones start for United?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 8 months ago

      yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  14. Tomas Brolin ate all Depays
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Walcott to Ozil ? I'm worried about Walcott game time

    1. Ruth_NZ
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Fortunately I'm not in the slightest bit worried about your team.

  15. 20ct man
    11 years, 8 months ago

    BAINS OR COLEMAN ?
    MANE OR SIGGY ?

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Bains
      Mane

      1. 20ct man
        11 years, 8 months ago

        thanks

    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Ban

    3. Laserface
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Bane

  16. NATSTER
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Should I buy Dawson or Hutton ?

    Replacing Baird.

    1. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Hutton

  17. Gr3g
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Defoe to ??????
    I have 2 FT and need to use at least one ๐Ÿ˜‰ we can't be 100% sure about his fitness

    1. Nolberto Solano
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Benteke

      1. Gr3g
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Been there once this season and it didn't turn out to be a good decision, what has changed? ๐Ÿ™‚

      2. Bojaninho
        11 years, 8 months ago

        This

  18. Yankee Toffee
    11 years, 8 months ago

    RMT please, questions about my DEF should I start PvA, Bellerin? Bench Defoe?

    Panty
    Rose, Ivano, Clyne
    Caz, Haz, Alexis, Silva
    Kun, Kane, Defoe

    Krul, Pva, Bellerin, Wanyama

    Thanks!

  19. Littlebitwizardoföz
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Pick 2 please - Koscielny, Clyne, Puncheon

    Thanks

    1. WestHam14
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Koscielny + Puncheon?

      1. Littlebitwizardoföz
        11 years, 8 months ago

        Cheers, that's what I've done

    2. Yankee Toffee
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Clyne, Kos

      1. Yankee Toffee
        11 years, 8 months ago

        What do you think of my post, right above yours?

  20. NULL-X-VOID
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Okay Final call guys .....Please help
    Kun/Haz/Kane
    On with Kane right now ....But the inclusion of bony can be seriously add on on the pros list of kun??

    1. toerag
      11 years, 8 months ago

      not today methinks

  21. Tinmen
    11 years, 8 months ago

    What are you Defoe owners doing?
    Keeping or getting rid

    I have a ft and could swap him to Giroud

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Captain...

      1. Mílanista
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 8 months ago

        ๐Ÿ˜ฏ really?

    2. super zlatan
      11 years, 8 months ago

      Keeping so I can save my trade

  22. Mull
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Nice grav Somalion. Hope you're wearing a gilet.

    1. Somalion
      11 years, 8 months ago

      ๐Ÿ˜‰ Nothing but the best to honour Lord Tim!

  23. HP.
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Play sigurdsson or Gil???

  24. The Mandalorian
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Feel free to copy and paste

    HAZAAAAARD!!!

    AGUEROOOO!!!

    KAAAAANE!!!

  25. Scotty B
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Kun, Kane or Haz as captain?

    1. Sz21
      11 years, 8 months ago

      All in the same boat.

      I have Hazard but Aguero just as likely if not more to score big ๐Ÿ™‚

  26. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Why sell? Good fixture

  27. Sz21
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Fav time of the week.
    All goes mad here..
    Time for some impulse moves.

    Haz/Aguero/Kane (c) ?

    1. toerag
      11 years, 8 months ago

      AGUEROOOO!!!

      or Costa if you can get him ๐Ÿ™‚

  28. MMN
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Good to go?

    Panti
    Clyne Azpil Bellerin
    Sanchez Hazard Adm Moses
    Aguero Kane Defoe

    4m, puncheon, wolly, wisdom

    1FT 2.6m ITB

  29. Bouncebackability
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 8 months ago

    Using an iMac and Safari. Play ON normally loads absolutely fine but it has been dead the last day or so. Anyone else having problems?? Anything I can try to sort it? It loads on my phone OK after all.