[sbu_large_image] Preamble
11 April 2015 1140 comments
Mark Mark
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Explain Fantasy Football to an alien, or indeed one of those football-hating folk you’re sometimes forced to sit next to at weddings, and you’ll doubtless make it sound simple.

You pick players who you think will score the most goals and assists in real life – hence you look for those who will earn you the most points.

In reality, it’s never quite that simple. Or rather, by accident or design, Fantasy Premier League (FPL) is far more subtle than that.

Last weekend was one of those defining moments. It presented me with one of those hideous situations that can return to haunt you if you don’t make an effort to shut it out.

This time last week, I spent these words describing how, while I realised Christian Benteke’s potential to score points over his double Gameweek 31, I never really had the conviction to bring him in.

If things were as straightforward as selecting the players who scored the most points, I’d have been likely to trade Sergio Aguero for Benteke. As it is, blank Gameweeks and points hits become factors, along with creeping doubts that struggling big hitters can, in a heartbeat, turn their fortunes around.

It’s a similar situation seven days later.

I firmly believe that Daniel Sturridge will profit from Monday night’s meeting with a Newcastle – a side riddled with debilitating injuries and with one eye on the fairway.

Sturridge will likely break out as a sure-fire Fantasy asset, just in time to make it into our line-ups for Gameweek 34’s double. Swooping now comes with a rather large caveat, however.

Liverpool and Sturridge blank in Gameweek 33, while Sergio Aguero welcomes West Ham to the Etihad – another team who appear to be browsing the “Rough Guide to Dubai” and willing their remaining fixtures away.

The alien and the wedding guest would frown and rightly question why, when I acknowledge that Sturridge is likely to score more points, I’m even considering other options.

I could explain that I’m thinking of covering the Liverpool clean sheet with Simon Mignolet – a decent move given that I currently own the keeper at the other end of the anticipated Anfield assault, plus another who is due to face Harry Kane at the Lane.

I could go over how that allows me to “hold” Aguero for the West Ham clash, just in case he recovers in the crucial Manchester derby – giving me a viable captain option in Gameweek 33.

I could explain that having Sturridge, priced at 11.1, sitting on bench in Gameweek 33 would likely expose my squad and that having Mignolet banks me a double Gameweek 34 asset, without scuppering hopes of fielding eleven next week.

These are all the factors that swim around in our heads when assessing tweaks and transfers. They conspire to make things far more complex than simply selecting those who will score the most points in a given week.

We don’t expect folk from another planet, or indeed someone who resents Wayne Rooney’s pay packet to understand.

Sometimes we all struggle.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    #Swans line-up v @Everton: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams (C), Taylor, Cork, Ki, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.

    1. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      #Swans subs v @Everton: Tremmel, Amat, Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Grimes, Fulton.

    2. Numb
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Everyone starts 😀

  2. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Everton team (to play Swansea): Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Kone

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Kone 99 😯

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Kone but not forgotten

        1. Gaz Downright
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          ho hoo

    2. ronmadpirlo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Lukaku is good news for Baines owners then

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        is baines upfront?

        1. ronmadpirlo
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          He's on pens

          1. Jax
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            no sh it

            1. ronmadpirlo
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              You asked me a question, Ia answered it. Don't know why I answer to trolls...

              1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                Why is no Lukaku is good news for Baines owners then?

                1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
                  • 16 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  He first choice for pens now? Apologies if this has been done to death, i've been out of the loop recently

                  1. ronmadpirlo
                    • 12 Years
                    11 years, 3 months ago

                    Lukaku took the last penalty I believe. He will likely be back next GW anyway but it is good for this GW

              2. Jax
                • 16 Years
                11 years, 3 months ago

                i was joking obviously. jesus relax.

                1. ronmadpirlo
                  • 12 Years
                  11 years, 3 months ago

                  Every one of your comments is a troll. There are so many annoying people like you on here

  3. Jax
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Everton team (to play Swansea): Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Kone

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Pienaar 😯

  4. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    #Swans subs v @Everton: Tremmel, Amat, Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Grimes, Fulton.
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  5. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Everton substitutes: Robles, Alcaraz, Garbutt, Besic, Pienaar, Naismith, Mirallas #SWAvEFC

  6. @ocprodigy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    FULL 12.45PM KICK OFF SQUADS

    @SwansOfficial: Fabianski, Rangel, Fernandez, Williams (C), Taylor, Cork, Ki, Shelvey, Sigurdsson, Routledge, Gomis.
    @SwansOfficial subs: Tremmel, Amat, Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Grimes, Fulton.

    @Everton: Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Stones, Barry, McCarthy, Lennon, Barkley, Osman, Kone
    @Everton subs: Robles, Alcaraz, Garbutt, Besic, Pienaar, Naismith, Mirallas

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      😉

    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Strong efficient team news there.

      1. @ocprodigy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Why thank you Chris

    3. Saniul
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Pienaar. 😯

  7. Jax
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    #Swans subs v @Everton: Tremmel, Amat, Britton, Emnes, Dyer, Grimes, Fulton.

  8. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Sturridge (c) FTW.

    😎

    1. money face bandwagon
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Dont be surprised if he is on bench

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        this.

      2. Numb
        • 11 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        25 minutes against a tiring Newcaslt defence? Even better.

      3. ronmadpirlo
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        They play Monday so he has ample time to recover

      4. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Don't be surprised if he outscores your captain 😉

    2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Flair 😎

  9. Malcolm Tucker for England …
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Jacks vs Everton predictions?

    Everton 3-0 at 35/1 looks tempting

    1. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Nah they are sh*tags from home

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      1-1

  10. Chris_White
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    0-0

  11. FISSH
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    alright take it easy boys

  12. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Lennon & McCarthy 😎

    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Osman 😎

      1. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        he's a Starr

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Barry 😎

  13. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    WC team done. 🙂

    Mignolet
    Ivanovic - Bertrand - Moreno
    Hazard(c) - Silva - Sigurdsson - Puncheon
    Sturridge - Kane - Remy

    Myhill - Mahrez - Wollscheid - Duff

    7m in the bank for Kane ➡ Aguero next week. 😉

    Good luck all. 🙂

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Kane to Aguero? daft.

    2. Saniul
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Just that I would have Bolasie ahead of Puncheon. 😉

  14. davies
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    No Naughton 😯

    1. Numb
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      🙁

      1. davies
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😥

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      out for the season.

    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Ruled out for the season

  15. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Any tips for The Donkey Derby

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Soll

    2. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      soll, cause of causes

    3. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Who's Lester Piggott riding?

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        his missus

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          he in jail innit?

          1. Jax
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 3 months ago

            no

            1. Jafooli
              • 14 Years
              11 years, 3 months ago

              Ah right, should be...

      2. Syd.
        • 17 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        I think he's a non runner these days

      3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Ken Dodd....reliving the old times at Strangeways

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          😆

    4. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Reverse forecast Balthazar king and First Lieutenant
      E/W Oscar Time

      Alvarado if you want a punty punt

  16. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Come on then Gomis, make the punt worthwhile

  17. Numb
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Anyone else have no coverage in this game? Hiding behind the couch.

    1. davies
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Nope but definitely not scared.

    2. stephenl15
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      none for this or mnf 🙁

    3. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Low scoring game I think

  18. Pinky and Brain
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Come on Siggy

  19. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    What a terrible early kickoff

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      yeah this is a pre-season friendly.

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        😆

        1. Jimmers
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Late-season snorefest

  20. Dempsey
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    In bangkok and forgot about the time difference changing from 7 hours to 6 hours, therefore missing the deadline...
    and as the website is currently updating i can't remember if i changed the captaincy from austin to kane.

    #pleasesayidid

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      If you are a proper FPL player, you would have set your team up at 11.50am last Saturday 😉

  21. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Absolute scenes when Peter Crouch outscores Remy Gomis and Murray's score combined

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      stoke will draw 0-0

  22. milanista10
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    UFPL:
    I have no Liverpool coverage, so I have no choice to sub in a pool player or change captain on MD3.. What would you do?

    A) Aguero to Sturridge for -4
    B) Di Maria to Coutinho for -4
    C) Ignore Liverpool

    1. HuttonDressedasLahm
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Ignore. Not worth a hit imo

  23. Jay_
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Ultimate t20 world XI ?

    Mcullum, Gayle, Devilliers, Maxwell, Pietersen,Smith,Dhoni,Faulkner, Johnson, Narine, Malinga ?

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Mata 😯

    2. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      i'm not very good though so i'd be in the Ultimate worst, surely?

  24. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    OMG no Bony 😯

    1. ronmadpirlo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Is he in your team? I want him next week so I'm a bit annoyed

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        erm...

        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          🙂

      2. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Was hoping himself and Michu would kick off together but it has been nothing but a disaster. Pablo Hernandez out is the real kicker.

        1. ronmadpirlo
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Haha

    2. mipola
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Michu too! 😯

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        F**king Danny Graham back in the team.

      2. HuttonDressedasLahm
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        No Davies!

      3. mipola
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Wtf is Laudrup doing?? He needs to be sacked asap.

    3. Malcolm Tucker for England …
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      No Toshack 😯

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        And WHERE is Tiendalli??

  25. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Wish I had a Swans defender playing with THAT Everton attack!

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      will be a dullard of a game hopefully not

    2. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Got fabianski...

    3. Sharkytect
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Same. Bloody naughton!

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        he's out for the season if you hadn't checked.

        1. HuttonDressedasLahm
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I think he knows, hence the post!

        2. Sharkytect
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          I know. I had another free transfer but am actually waiting on news/performances from attacking players of the likes of Costa, Fabregas and sturridge before deciding who yo replace him with. Got enough defenders to cover

  26. Sharkytect
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Great article. It is a simple game to play, in the same way as chess is easy to play, omce you know the rules. but it is an infinitely impossible game to master

    1. ronmadpirlo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      There's a lot more luck with fantasy football

      1. Sharkytect
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        True. Maybe poker is a better comparison

        1. ronmadpirlo
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 3 months ago

          Was going to say that

  27. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Best article of this week also. As usual.

    1. ronmadpirlo
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      I like this week's it is very entertaining

  28. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    come on siggy!

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      this.

    2. DV8R
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      None of my rivals have him... So a nice big score will be great

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        sold sanchez for him last week, so needing more returns 😕

  29. HuttonDressedasLahm
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    I'm still in a cup 😯

    1. Sharkytect
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      Bloody hell! Good luck!

  30. super zlatan
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 3 months ago

    Morning lads.

    Good luck everyone this gw.

    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 3 months ago

      you too mate

      1. Jebiga
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 3 months ago

        Thanks, you too !!!