[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. thischarmingman
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Yes! No! Do it. Toin Coss.
    (Answers the last four questions)

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      So I should get the sex change?

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Before and after pictures are required

      2. thischarmingman
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        50/50

        1. Hybrid.power
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 1 month ago

          Toin coss?

      3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Go hermaphrodite, twice the fun.

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Nothing like a RF to start the page 😛

  2. mugharbil
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Bruce x2 or Bertrand??

    1. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Bruce

    2. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Bertrand

  3. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    please help
    a
    or
    b
    or
    7
    ????????

    1. Seb Wassell
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      42

  4. Hybrid.power
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    We CAN travel at lightspeed!

  5. Pedram
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Mata to Fabregas yes or no ?

    1. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      No

    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Yes

    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe!

    4. dmcqt
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Yes. May be playing as a striker.

  6. alfast1c
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Is Remy>Drogba worth -4 hit ??

    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      No way

    2. McNulty
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      No. Drogba practically a single GW player who you will want to sell next week for Giroud/Benteke

    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Get Vardy

    4. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Get RVP

    5. thischarmingman
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Drogba awesome value at 6.0

  7. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Repost:

    Panti to schmeichel for a hit?

    1. McNulty
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Schm if you have to

  8. McNulty
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    How many mins this DGW for:

    Remy
    Mahrez

    Thanks (running out of time so help needed!)

    1. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      None
      Some

    2. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Ditch one both for hit

    1. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I was expecting Benny Hill

      1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        Ha! That is for people who wake up at 11:28am 😆

  9. Esalman
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Sorry too many pages.

    A. Silva Skrtel Henderson
    B. Mata Moreno Sterling

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      A

    2. Pablitto
      • 16 Years
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      B

    3. Kirton Hoops
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      B

    4. Esalman
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      That helped 😛

  10. coran2123
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Bench Kane or Silva?

    1. Tommytour
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I benched Kane out of the two

    2. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I benched kane

  11. Littlebitwizardoföz
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Last Page:

    Myhill
    Skrtel Terry Toby
    Sterling Henderson Cambiasso Hazard Sanchez
    Aguero Kane

    Foster Remy Wasilewski Naughton

    GTG? Is there any rationale in playing Remy?

  12. Pablitto
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    flying pages.... bench one:
    Silva Aguero Giroud Kane

    1. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Giroud

    2. Quinny___
      • 11 Years
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      kane

    3. Pablitto
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      exactly between them two...

    4. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Aguero

    5. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Giroud

  13. ManTree(v2!) or just JAY!
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Captain hazard or sterling?!!

    1. Count of Monte Hristo
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Haz

    2. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Sterling

    3. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Hazard. On penalties.

    4. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Sterling

  14. Get up ya bum
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    play with myself on the bench??

  15. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Should I play my WC this GW?

    1. Tony Yeboah
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      🙂

    2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I thought you were holding it for GW 2 ?

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        True 😆

    3. supperspout
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      yea

    4. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Go for it!

      I've a feeling a ten minute gut instinct draft would probably fare better than the version I agonised over anyhow 😆

    5. thischarmingman
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Save for next season, or cash it in

  16. 99problems
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    A) remy to vardy
    B) bruce to schlupp

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      B

      if you can bench remy.

  17. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
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    We must have another page

  18. Johnny98
    • 11 Years
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    A) Cambiasso & Giroud

    OR

    B) Ramsey & Vardy

    1. 99problems
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Both good imo B though

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      A

    3. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      A

  19. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Play Kane or Mahrez?

    1. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Kane

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Kane!

    3. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Kane

  20. Nabs Kebabs
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    STERLOOOOO (C)

  21. Holy See
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    10 mins

  22. SW6
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Make up your own mind.

    1. LMFAO
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe

    2. thischarmingman
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      B

  23. 50 Shades Oshea
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    pick one to play

    A) remy

    B) berty

    C) walters

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      C) Walters.

      I just have this feeling stoke will perform today..

  24. Boss Hogg
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Can't decide between Huth and Schlupp.... Arrgggghhh!

    1. 50 Shades Oshea
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      schlupp

    2. Kirton Hoops
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Huth

    3. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Toss a coin.. both are good options!

  25. Pen_Pal
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Best two from Fab, Hendo, Sterling or Coutinho??

    1. Boss Hogg
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I've got with the last 2.

    2. bacary lasagna
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Sterling coutinho

      1. Khal Drogba
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 1 month ago

        This

    3. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      For me, Fab and Henderson.. but time will tell!

  26. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Shall I get a haircut today?

    A) Yes
    B) No
    C) Vardy

    1. Captain Peacock
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Vardy

    2. ManTree(v2!) or just JAY!
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I prefer lineker

    3. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      😆
      B for me.

  27. ralfb
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    how many dgw players do people without wc have?

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      I have 8

    2. gbpearce - AMERICAN DYCHO
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      5

  28. Ten Season Wonder
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    PLay one of these three please??

    Gru
    Kane
    Duff (lol)

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Kane.

  29. Khal Drogba
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 1 month ago

    Cambiasso or Bolasie on a WC?

    1. Ten Season Wonder
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      lol

    2. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      11 years, 1 month ago

      Cambiasso!