[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. whitters_2014
    11 years, 6 months ago

    and its done, make or break week! good luck all!

    1. ellelelle
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Good luck to you too!

  2. Tommytour
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Excited to see rivals WC team

  3. cruzex
    11 years, 6 months ago

    what should i do with remy?

    1. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vardy

    2. Kerz
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vardy

  4. 99problems
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Remy to vardy or bruce to schlupp

    1. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Vardy

  5. ezdmanx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Play Benteke over Ramsey?

    1. Captain Peacock
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yes

  6. Major Obvious
    11 years, 6 months ago

    A: remy
    B: Ozil
    to play

    1. ellelelle
      11 years, 6 months ago

      B! Remy is out!

  7. jfxm
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Lloris or Krul?

    1. 50 Shades Oshea
      11 years, 6 months ago

      krul

      1. jfxm
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Why?

        1. ellelelle
          11 years, 6 months ago

          save points.. and lloris might not be back (I dont know)

  8. coran2123
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Ivanovi(c) for the laughs?

    1. 50 Shades Oshea
      11 years, 6 months ago

      haha like it

    2. Snapes on a Plane
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Same here 😀

      1. Giovanni Giorgio
        11 years, 6 months ago

        HE IS MY CPT. LETS DO IT

  9. 50 Shades Oshea
    11 years, 6 months ago

    repost

    pick one to play

    A) remy

    B) berty

    C) walters

    1. bacary lasagna
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Walters!

      1. 50 Shades Oshea
        11 years, 6 months ago

        thanks

  10. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    11 years, 6 months ago

    As a Liverpool fan, I don't quite get the Sterling (c) love. Not as explosive as Hazard, less consistent, in a worse team and not on penalties. Yes, Sterling has better fixtures and is more of a differential, but I just don't see the appeal over Hazard. I have a feeling it will be another one of those weeks where people get all caught up in it, when looking back in hindsight there was really only one captaincy contender.

    1. SW6
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Anyone not captaining Hazard if off their rocker

    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Chelsea defender not a bad idea too.

      1. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
        11 years, 6 months ago

        Ivanovic could come good, but I wouldn't even go near any of the others. Arsenal could easily stick one or two in, and Leicester will really be driving to stay up. Too much fear of 2 points each game, and I wouldn't want to be pinning my hopes on a team not scoring. Would be boring and brutal at the same time.

  11. kenzo.
    11 years, 6 months ago

    GTG?

    Davis
    Wasil Ivan Terry
    Hazard Sterling Coutinho Hendo
    Aguero Giroud Kane

    Subs : Toby Cork Bellerin

    My only doubt is Toby/Wasil

  12. Jairzinho
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    HAS FPL UPDATED YET!!!

  13. Transient Anus
    11 years, 6 months ago

    😥

  14. Dosh
    11 years, 6 months ago

    crazy to go with only Hazard? and without sterling?? Have hendo and coutinho, taken a -4

    1. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Only Hazard from Chelsea you mean?

      1. Dosh
        11 years, 6 months ago

        yea

  15. SweeSwee
    11 years, 6 months ago

    A) Vardy
    B) Sterling
    C) Hazard

    Which two should I not select to not be the one who is not my captain?

  16. YuvalSpurs
    11 years, 6 months ago

    G2G?

    Ospina
    Ivan Moreno Morgan
    Hazard Silva Sterling Fabregas Henderson
    Aguero Vardy

    Myhill Kane McShane PVA

    1. thischarmingman
      11 years, 6 months ago

      no!

  17. thischarmingman
    11 years, 6 months ago

    WC to this??

    Schmeichel (Heaton)
    Skrtel Schlupp Ivan (PvA Bellerin)
    Sterling Hazard Fabregas Henderson (Cork)
    Vardy Kane Aguero

    YES OR NO

    1. Quinny___
      11 years, 6 months ago

      cork? bellerin? no way

  18. Tiote on Peyote
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Vardy injured?

    1. thischarmingman
      11 years, 6 months ago

      🙁

    2. SweeSwee
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Wounded pride apparently

      1. Tiote on Peyote
        11 years, 6 months ago

        ?

  19. JaydenLFC87
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Play Bertrand or Bellerin????

    1. SweeSwee
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Yea, I'd definitely play one of those

  20. Elly88 > KTR (Kevin The …
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Yun or Pva for first defender on bench?

    1. thischarmingman
      11 years, 6 months ago

      This should be a green post!

  21. whitters_2014
    11 years, 6 months ago

    having to bench kane hurts

  22. Ninja Škrtel
    11 years, 6 months ago

    what bombshell everyone is talking about???

    1. Mull
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Everyone's joking mate.

      1. Ninja Škrtel
        11 years, 6 months ago

        pheww cheers.

  23. Mull
    11 years, 6 months ago

    LOUD NOISES!

  24. David Slade
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    240 seconds to go

  25. Arvin-ation
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Ospina or Myhill as a back up keeper? On WC.

    1. Captain Peacock
      11 years, 6 months ago

      Myhill

  26. Wings of Steel
    11 years, 6 months ago

    Last chance for -16 everybody 🙂 . Go on you know you want to

  27. Transient Anus
    11 years, 6 months ago

    anyone up for a deep philosophical discussion?

    1. Nabs Kebabs
      11 years, 6 months ago

      always champ

    2. Kerz
      11 years, 6 months ago

      It's interesting how a thinker, e.g Nietzsche, can be appropriated by both extremes of the political spectrum.

  28. Heydudes13
    11 years, 6 months ago

    News

  29. Kerz
    11 years, 6 months ago

    (C)osta

    😎

  30. Nabs Kebabs
    11 years, 6 months ago

    DONT PANICCC