[sbu_large_image] Preamble
25 April 2015 2464 comments
Mark Mark
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As we lay ourselves at the mercy of the double Gameweek 34, we can take some comfort from the fact that we’ve all been here before.

Almost a year ago to the day, I took time to analyse our thought processes prior and following a double Gameweek.

This is perhaps the key quote from said article…

“…those who have experienced the pains and rigours of previous double Gameweeks will somehow have mysteriously forgotten the agonies involved and often dive headlong into this latest possibility with familiar enthusiasm.”

It continues to ring true. This morning, we sit scanning the fixture list, picking out double Gameweek targets with wholehearted belief that we will be rewarded with one of our biggest points hauls of the season.

There’s a myth that women are biologically programmed to forget the pains of childbirth. Similarly, there’s something in the make-up of the average Fantasy Premier League manager that makes us overlook how a double Gameweek can slap us in the face. Unless you’re Granville; he never forgets.

You can’t blame us for being optimistic. Christian Benteke and Charlie Austin have shown the way back in Gameweek 31 and there’s an obvious reluctance to doubt double Gameweek rewards as a result.

Looking back on last year, while there were obvious concerns surrounding double fixtures for City, Everton, Palace and Sunderland, such rewards did arrive: Jason Puncheon’s delivered two goals, six bonus points and an assist over his two matches.

In many ways, our chances of finding this year’s “Puncheon” are stronger. This new Gameweek 34 looks to have fallen beautifully for us.

With Liverpool and Chelsea devoid of striker options, the talent pool has been narrowed to make decision making that bit easier. Leicester’s form has handed us viable budget options that we can snap up without fear, knowing that the bench can beckon for them when their two fixtures pass.

That said, the fixture list ensures that, even if our investments fail by Wednesday’s final whistle, they have the match-ups to immediately compensate us in Gameweek 35.

Our biggest decision appears to be Jordan Henderson vs Philippe Coutinho and amongst the variables and dilemmas that a double Gameweek normally hands us, that’s not a bad place to be.

We can make that choice in the Liverpool midfield, slap the armband on Eden Hazard and sit back and watch while Leicester’s men continue to outperform their price tags and the likes of Raheem Sterling and Cesc Fabregas warrant the transfer hits. The Gameweek 34 script is written and it’s pretty convincing.

A double Gameweek can be our bundle of joy. Despite the cynicism, this FPL manager is expecting nothing less.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Chris_Fàbregas #DOOS…
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Henderson (c) :/

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      so brave so bold!! Hope it pays off for you.. I didn't have the nerve.

  2. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Hens down

    1. Nabs Kebabs
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Dens pown

      1. Rambo Motin
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Pown Dens

    2. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Henderson Downing

    3. Tony Yeboah
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kens town

    4. Rambo Motin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Townsend?

      1. Bøwstring The Carp
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Senderos

  3. bacary lasagna
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Good luck everyone!

  4. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    all sterling Captainers say Aye!!!!

    good luck all.

    1. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Balotelli will start, sterling benched.

    2. The Albatross
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      aye

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Ayyyeeeee !!

    3. Rains of Castamere
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Aye aye

  5. Nabs Kebabs
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

    Didn't have time to put (c) on McShane 😕

    Season over

  6. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Vardy (C) anyone?

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not after theshock I got yesterday.

  7. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    So Vardy confirmed out now?

    1. Captain Shirokov
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      *shrugs*

    2. FPL Daniel
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      hell no. he will score a brace

  8. Lizard Lips
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Who else benched Kane? Feeling rather silly now.

    1. Pengen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Benched him too... for Bolasie

      1. ellelelle
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I think that makes sense though.

    2. UKG
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No, as I am not silly.

    3. The Albatross
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I sold him

    4. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sold him.

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I benched him for Özil.

    5. Kane Toads
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      for me Kane is now never captain / never bench

  9. Van Klinkert Delarosa
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is it time to discuss about Kyle Walker's dog and bird?

    1. ellelelle
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It will never be time to think or talk about that.

  10. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Ivanovic captainers Unite!

    1. Super PVA - Small Spuds
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That's me brother! Hazard could score but with Chelski playing tight there's going to be at least one cleanie I would have thought! Every time I say I am captaining him I get shouted down... But the man always delivers!

  11. beric
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Going all in

    Schmeicel
    Ivan Bruce Moreno
    Hazard cesc cambiasso hendo sterling(c)
    Kun vardy

    1. Nabs Kebabs
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bruceyyyyyy

      1. Kane Toads
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I chose not to bring Bruce in (WC) - will this be a "behind the couch" moment for me?? 🙂

    2. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Damn, could be golden. Without a WC I couldn't get the sheer quantity of DGWers I wanted so I had to take other measures 😉

    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Best of luck!

    4. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Again, how is that all in??? Aguero has one match this week.

      1. beric
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Soz mate

    5. SW6
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bruce!?!

      I own him too but am keeping him far away from my Starting 11 this week

      1. Jairzinho
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Pretty stupid of you. Hull's defence isn't that bad really.

    6. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Good luck . Hopefully you can claw back your rival

  12. Jason M
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Decided to stick with Remy and take no hits. Starting XI is:

    Myhill
    Terry Skrtel, Bertrand
    Silva Hazard Hendo Cambiasso
    Aguero Remy Giroud

    1. Giovanni Giorgio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Looks strong. Good luck m8

      1. peanut101
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        if u have foster/myhill...do foster > kasper -4. reason: kasper is likely to make up that -4, and u will have a second gk to play over my hill towards the end of the season when wba's fixtures become a nightmare

        1. Jason M
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Swapped Foster for Heaton a couple weeks back - had Heaton for his 11 point haul last week 🙂

          Fancy Leicester to continue their form so went for Myhill and hoping for some save points. 0-0 and Sterling blank would be delightful result for me

    2. Kane Toads
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      should do well anyway - good luck! Go Hendo!!

    3. Jason M
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hazard is captain

  13. FPL Daniel
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Pens down

  14. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I hope all your teams fail miserably.

    1. RedNev
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Good man 🙂

  15. DV8R
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Non-Vardy owners, hands up!

    o/

    1. bacary lasagna
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      o/

    2. Nabs Kebabs
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Booooo

    3. Perthite
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      o/

  16. peanut101
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    in my 4 years of playing fpl, i have never taken a hit over -4. today, i have taken a -12..and feel good about it!

    foster,clyne,alder,eriksen,remy all out of kasper,ivanovic,skrtel,sterling,vardy. fault it if u dare

    1. Patch
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      We'll do the math in 5 days or so.

      1. peanut101
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        indeed, I'm 99% sure it'll give me a net gain..worst case a net gain of 1 pt

    2. Patch
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Have to say, though, foster, erik and remy had to go.

  17. icywrists23
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    i only got 5 dgw players but I like my team .

    1. mad_beer ✅
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Make sure you tell them often.

  18. Fred54
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    11.31AM Remy > Giroud.

    Damn you Remy!

  19. Ninja Škrtel
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I swear to god if Bolasie scores i'm gonna die. had him for Kane up until 11:29.

  20. Ange Ball
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Just swapped over Walters to Kane

    Good move or bad one as my rival has him to.

  21. drughi
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    feck went with couthinho over hendo

    1. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I did my transfers yesterday, I was supposed to get Moreno and Sterling, instead got Sterling and Coutinho. When the news about Remy came in did Foster to Mig'.

    2. Big_Andy_GAWA
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Who is Feck? Your mate?!

  22. Perthite
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Time for the GW35 RMWCTs.

    1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      My missus was going to WC in GW 36 up until the Remy news

  23. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Nothing left but the weeping and knashing of the teeth.

  24. Spencer
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    I switched the ar and from Hazard to Sterling and then had a last minute (second) change of heart. I hit Confirm and the updating page came up. So I'm not sure who ive captained now. 😳

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sterling

  25. FPL Touches
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Hazard (C)
    Ivan
    Sterling
    Hendo
    Skrtel
    Mahrez
    Huth

    ...all for a measly 4 point hit 😉

    1. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      A -8 for Terry wouldn't have gone astray 😉 Good luck

      1. Big_Andy_GAWA
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I've 7 for -4 as well. Fairly similar to that. Good luck, us...!!

  26. Rambo Motin
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    *Story about just making a last minute transfer and are now regretting it

  27. Captain Shirokov
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Hope Vardy actually is injured

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      chelsea fan, nuff said

      1. Old Schoolᴼˢ “disa…
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Are you calling him a racist bigot

    2. Colonel Klink
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That's the fear. The fear.

  28. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How many hits ya take?

    2 for -8pts here

    1. Jairzinho
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -16 here.

    2. FPLEL
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -8

  29. J0E
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Rare maverick week for me. These double gameweeks are like a drug.

    My Gwk 34 fpl team: Pantilimon; Ivanovic, Skrtel, Cameron; Hazard(c), Puncheon, Coutinho, Sterling; Kane, N'Doye, Aguero. -12!

    1. Rambo Motin
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Noice, your the only person I know besides me who punted N'Doye

    2. Fred54
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -8 this week, did -4 for double Liecester last week.

    3. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      N'Doye! Wow! The Dullard in you is long gone. -12 as well! 🙂

      1. J0E
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I've gone from1,700th to 2,400th with those hits...much of a muchness in the grand scheme of things. Good week to live a little. 🙂

  30. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Will be nice to have Kane back as a differential again 🙂 So many sellers and benchers around these parts.

    1. Vardy Gras PBFC
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Here's hoping for the returning manager effect again. Sherwood, Pulis and now Poch for the trilogy.