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The ScoutCast – Episode 162 – Smugface

22 May 2015 2257 comments
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I can’t deny it – right now my luck is in. Following on from Sadio Mane’s three-minute explosion of points, I’m finding it hard to mask my β€œsmug face” in this week’s ScoutCast episode. You’re advised to stick to the audio version rather than suffer it in full effect via the Google Hangout recording.

Whilst resisting the temptation to revel in my Gameweek 37 glory, I do my best to invite both Granville and Jonty into the conversation to cycle through the ScoutCast regulars. We also tackle another batch of community questions, as you quiz us on final day punts, our Fantasy Football Scout moment of the season and on the state of the Fantasy Premier League game that we know and love.

This episode was recorded on Wednesday evening (prior to Eden Hazard’s visit from the tooth fairy) and beamed live on Google Hangouts.

As mentioned, if you’re a glutton for punishment, you can view witness my battle to hide my grin via the movie below. Alternatively, you can sample the edited audio version of this episode via this link or the smaller player above it.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. Kudo Warrior
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Bring in Vardy for Wickham?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      Yes.

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  2. Vardy Gras PBFC
    • 12 Years
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    Which one to sell for upgrade? Other two will be bench cover.

    A. PvA
    B. Duff
    C. Dawson

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      PvA

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      1. Vardy Gras PBFC
        • 12 Years
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        I'm thinking that too, cheers.

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  3. the axolotl
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    does Mark look a little like a filled out Jarvis Cocker? no offfence πŸ™‚

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  4. Garfield1001
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Is Benteke likely to rise tonight? Thanks

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Very close.

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    2. Anders
      • 15 Years
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      I'd say yes, it's likely.
      fantasyfootballfix says tonight
      fplstats puts him on 92.4 (best site IMO)

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  5. Sean the Bean
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Okay, so I'm 10 points ahead of my rival and have just taken a 4 point hit for this team:

    Mignolet / Hamer
    Rose / Terry / PvA / Toby / Vlaar
    Henderson / Sanchez / Silva / Mata / Albrighton
    Vardy / Aguero / Benteke

    As of last week, my rival's team was:

    Mignolet / Myhill
    Bellerin / Ivanovic / Rose / Wasilewski / Bruce
    Hazard / Sigurdsson / Henderson / Sanchez / Elmohamady
    Benteke / Kane / Aguero

    Do you guys think I have him?

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    1. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      No

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      1. Sean the Bean
        • 11 Years
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        Excellent

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    2. Just A Hat
      • 17 Years
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      He has it in the bag

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      1. Sean the Bean
        • 11 Years
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        I feared this would be the case

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        1. Just A Hat
          • 17 Years
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          at least if you win now, you'll be extra happy

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  6. gers23
    • 15 Years
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    Will Benteke play?

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    1. jernej93
      • 12 Years
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      yes

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    2. the axolotl
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      seriously, why wouldn't he? week off afterwards. there is ZERO chance he won't play. feel free to bookmark.

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      1. gers23
        • 15 Years
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        Would you do Giroud to him?

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        1. the axolotl
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          no

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          1. gers23
            • 15 Years
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            That's interesting why not? Giroud been poor and might be rested?

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            1. Park the bus
              • 15 Years
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              Think he'll play. He'll be needed for defending set pieces too given WBA are a big physical unit

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            2. the axolotl
              • 15 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              i'm struggling to see how arsenal would line up without giroud, plus he's a week off before fa cup final. villa might well go well.if i were to chose between the 2, i'd probably go benteke, but not for a transfer.

              now that i've said that, it's last week, and if no other problems, i probably would do giroud to benteke.

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  7. Chris_White
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I have no idea what to do. Please help. 2 freebies and 0.3 itb.

    Ospina
    Terry Skrtel Dawson
    Sanchez Hazard* Silva Albrighton
    Aguero Giroud Kane

    Schmeichel Phillips PVA Bertrand

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Bertrand & Giroud -> Kolarov & Benteke?

      Skrtel & Giroud -> Kolarov & Lukaku?

      Bertrand & Hazard -> Kolarov & Walcott?

      Hazard & Kane -> Walcott & Benteke?

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      1. Tatty Bojangles
        • 16 Years
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        Hazard and Albrighton to Mata and Puncheon/ Bolasie?

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        1. Chris_White
          • 15 Years
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          Not keen on Mata. Hull will fight for their lives.

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          1. Tatty Bojangles
            • 16 Years
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            Not keen on anything I suggested but they seem to be the popular moves this week πŸ˜€

            I would be looking at Bertrand, Giroud > Kolarov, Benteke.

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            1. Chris_White
              • 15 Years
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              Hehe, cheers mate. Might end up with that one.

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      2. Holy See
        • 16 Years
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        I like the 2nd one. Could you swap Bertie instead of Skrtel?

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        1. Chris_White
          • 15 Years
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          Yeah, that was a typo. Meant to be Bertie.

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          1. Holy See
            • 16 Years
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            Could bit ya on the arse, as you well know, but Kolarov & Luka look like a good source of points. Good luck Chris.

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            1. Chris_White
              • 15 Years
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              Thanks mate, best of luck to you as well HS!

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  8. Wez88
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Which one midfielder (sanchez and silva aside) will get the most pts this week? I'm thinking siggy (form and fixture), ozil (fixture, ability), mata (fixture, ability) or mane (the only decent midfielder with something to play for). What do you reckon?

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    1. RamaJama
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Mata and Milner

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    2. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott if he starts. Milner.

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    3. meltedman
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yaya

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  9. the axolotl
    • 15 Years
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    is ulloa on penos for leicester?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      Yeah

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      1. the axolotl
        • 15 Years
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        kane to ulloa seems to be my transfer this week, might take a second one also

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        1. Chris_White
          • 15 Years
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          go for it

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  10. GHB
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Just listened to final scoutcast of season. Thanks to Mark & the team again this season and all the regular posters. Will be said a lot over the wkend but this site is very addictive and after finding it 2 seasons ago I have won my ML both times and currently lead by 44 points going into Sunday - this site has definitely helped. Hopefully break into the 10k again Sunday for 2nd time in 3 years.

    And seriously - anyone on here who isn't a member...it's a no brainer for the fee!!

    Bring on next season when my heart rules my head and I pick maximum quota of Watford players and have a terrible season.

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  11. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I have a couple of questions. Is " a most violent year" worth watching? And having seen Mad Max and absolutely loving it, would I enjoy watching the original Mad Max film?

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    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      A most violent year is not bad.
      A bit of a slow burner.

      The original Mad Max is nothing like Fury Road.
      Watch Mad Max 2. Its the best if the original movies.

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Fury Road a decent flick? Ive heard very good things

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        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
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          I give it a solid 8/10

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  12. Chris_White
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Your preferred combo for the final week?

    A) Giroud and Ulloa

    B) Lukaku and Kane

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    1. Vardy Gras PBFC
      • 12 Years
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      A for the homeness of it.

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    2. Hy liverpool
      • 12 Years
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      B

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    3. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      Mmm, cheers guys. Tough one.

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  13. Vardy Gras PBFC
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    Giroud to Ayoze Perez
    van Aanholt to Kolarov
    ?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      I'd go with Ulloa instead of Ayoze.

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      1. Vardy Gras PBFC
        • 12 Years
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        Probably will but last two games stats have Perez in the green boxes.

        I suppose Leicester were set up not to lose the last two though.

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        1. Chris_White
          • 15 Years
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          Yeah. Stats doesn't really matter with a player like Ayoze imo. Leicester will try to entertain, Newcastle will be scared.

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  14. Hy liverpool
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Vote please
    Captain
    A. Benteke
    Or
    B. Lukaku
    ??!

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  15. Nickofoz
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mignolet
    Ivanovic, Bellerin, Vlaar
    Hazard, Sanchez, Hendo, Cazorla
    Kun, Kane, Benteke

    Krul | Boyd, Bertrand, PvA

    1FT, 1.5ITB

    A) Hazard -> Silva
    B) Boyd -> Bolasie and play 3-5-2 and bench Kane
    C) Bertrand -> Terry, play 4-4-2 and means I have a better bench in case of rotation

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  16. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    A lot of Lukaku love.

    Osman anyone?

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Alcaraz(c)

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      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Good call

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  17. gers23
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Which 2 to change this week

    Bertrand

    Haz

    Kane

    Giroud

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      Bertie and Kane

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      1. gers23
        • 15 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        So you think Haz could still play?

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        1. Chris_White
          • 15 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Depends on your sub, I guess. And what you are playing for.

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          1. gers23
            • 15 Years
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            Boydinho

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  18. BeachBadger
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Mobile App for FFS. Fantastic!

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    1. Hibbo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
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      Eh?

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      1. BeachBadger
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Mark said on the scoutcast theyre making a mobile app and hope to have it up and running for next season

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  19. Dr Dream
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Anybody sticking hold of Giroud ?...Like many strikers, and I include Lukaku, he isn't rubbish, just streaky. Those kind of strikers are in the majority and have been since I started watching footy in the late sixties...I have no idea if Lukaku, Benteke or Gomis will outscore him this week because none of them are an Aguero...I think i'll hold.

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    1. BeachBadger
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Gonna hold I think but wont be happy about it

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    2. the axolotl
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      i'm holding

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    3. Holy See
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      If you think strikers are streaky, why not switch to a streaky striker on a streak?

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
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        Because it's hard to judge when they start and finish a streak. I don't think there's much to choose between them over a single gameweek...All capable of a brace and all capable of a blank.

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        1. Holy See
          • 16 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          That's it tho. We never know when they start or how long they last! At this stage, with Giroud having no form, with nothing to play for, playing v a Pulis team, he's practically a punt. Sounds like a Wakey player right there πŸ˜‰

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          1. Dr Dream
            • 13 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            I know...so many ditching him. He really does blow hot and cold.

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    4. Sean.
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Not worth removing for a hit and have a more pressing issue

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        I wouldn't mind a change to one of those above but I'm not convinced enough that they're any better over a single week.

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  20. Elijah's Wood
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Sanchez, Kane, Clyne > Walcott, Lukaku, Wasil for a -8, madness?

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    1. Elijah's Wood
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Should be Cazorla for Walcott instead

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    2. AllINeedIsCoffee
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Rarely ever worth to take in a defender for a hit. It's basically counting for a clean sheet and then what?

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      1. Elijah's Wood
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Yeh, probably gna stick to doing just a -4 bringing in Lukaku and Walcott instead. Just very worried about having to play Clyne, fancied Wasil's chances of getting an assist or a goal

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      2. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Only Baines (as was) and Kolarov are worth it....and maybe the odd surprise OOP...

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        1. Elijah's Wood
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Will remember Kolarov for next season πŸ˜€

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  21. AllINeedIsCoffee
    • 12 Years
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    Hazard to a fixture favourable midfielder for - 4? My bench is frigging Clyne the city facer, Mr. BruceNoPlay and Gómez le injured.

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  22. HellasLEAF
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    My mids:

    *Hazard, Cazorla, Silva, Adam, Boyd. Can't go Sanchez already own 3 Arsenal.

    Your best Haz replacement gents...

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  23. Hibbo
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    OK so in one of my mini leagues I'm in the money not great dough but up.

    I'm 14pts behind 4th, 18pts behind 3rd.

    I'm going to gamvke and I'm thinking it has to be differential captain pick.

    If you could have one outside the Agüero box who would it be?

    I'm thinking Diego Costa.

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Walcott, Silva or Yaya

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      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
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        Cheers guy.

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    2. AllINeedIsCoffee
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lukaku or Costa for chasing.

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      1. Hibbo
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Kane or GRU out in that case?

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        1. Elijah's Wood
          • 12 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          Benteke or Lukaku for captain, really cant see costa scoring by himself, all his goals have need a capable midfield to assist, Chelsea are lacking this currently.

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          1. Hibbo
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 14 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            The two above have unbelievable Benteke.

            So he's a no go unfortunately.

            Lukaku I ain't mad abou he's getting a lot of love on here thou.

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            1. Elijah's Wood
              • 12 Years
              11 years, 4 months ago

              I'll be getting Lukaku in for Kane because Spurs seem to have given up, the information otherwise is that he loves to surprise at home in the last game.

              I just dont trust Costa to do well without the support that has given him goals, he is also a very angry man so no BAPs, and add a yellow to the mix

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  24. the axolotl
    • 15 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    charlie adam? anyone stoke? i'm so sure that stoke will beat lpool but can't bring myself to buy stoke

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    1. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      I agree.

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    2. Transient Anus
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      yeah mate go Charlie. Good pick

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  25. Baggers
    • 17 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Really struggling to decide between Siggy and Mata... Help please

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    1. AllINeedIsCoffee
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Sigurðsson only bothers to score against the big teams.

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    2. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Mata

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    3. Baggers
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Cheers fella's

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      1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
        • 12 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Made it easier for you πŸ™‚

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  26. Somalion
    • 16 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Time to reel out the big punt.

    (C)issé.

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    1. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
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      http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dave.gif

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        πŸ˜‰

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    2. Dr Dream
      • 13 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Ooooh...punty, punty....

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Might as well πŸ™‚

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    3. Transient Anus
      • 17 Years
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      😎

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        πŸ˜‰

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    4. Holy See
      • 16 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Nothing to lose, everything to gain. I hope πŸ˜‰ G'luck.

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      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        It will be a calamity, no doubt πŸ˜€

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        1. Dr Dream
          • 13 Years
          11 years, 4 months ago

          The sky won't fall down and the birds will still sing in the morning...

          Carver is in a difficult position. If they lose and he doesn't play him he's in big trouble with his fellow barrel bellies on Tyneside.I think on balance he'll play him...just...

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          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            11 years, 4 months ago

            That is my hope. It really would be a wonderful thing if he were to save them from the drop with a heroic display. And to be honest, Wakey, I'm not sure how many captaincy options are really that appealing on the last day of the season. Somight as well go for it and see πŸ™‚

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  27. fedolefan
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Pick one to start folks:

    1) Fonte (mci)
    2) Dawson (ars)
    3) Lovren (stk)

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    1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lovren

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    2. Chris_White
      • 15 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Lovren

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    3. Transient Anus
      • 17 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Dawson

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  28. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 12 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    I've just made my transfers as I was going metal and over thinking it

    RMT GW38 final week

    Myhill
    Bellerin Terry Wasli
    Sanchez Ramsey Silva Marhez
    Lukaku(VC) Benteke Aguero(C)

    Pants** Coutinho Skrtel PVA

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  29. icywrists23
    • 11 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    yep I'm going with Costa

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    1. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
      • 12 Years
      11 years, 4 months ago

      Yep I was going to go Costa but went for Lukaku

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      1. Dr Dream
        • 13 Years
        11 years, 4 months ago

        Costa is too risky. Apart from his temper, against what can be a physical Sunderland team, I fancy Drogba might nick a half hour cameo...

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  30. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    11 years, 4 months ago

    Thanks Weasel boy. Ive decided that i cant watch the 2nd Mad Max film without watching the first.

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