[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. DaveVak
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    4.5 budget defender outside Francis and Huth?

    1. Dynamic Duos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Coates

  2. Jay_
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Inswinging yorker middle stump out the ground is a beautiful sight

    • heylo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Last minute desire to get Depay in 😮
      A. Milner + Pelle
      B. Memphis + Diouf

      1. Futbol Heritage
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        A

    • Futbol Heritage
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A B seems to work better 😛

      A Sakho+Cedric

      B Kane+Saylor (4m)

    • GoonerByron
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Who would have partnered Shawcross had he been fit? Muniesa or Wollscheid?

    • UKG
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Mane or Memphis today

      1. Belsunz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Mane

    • Crazykolo
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      How's this?

      Butland / boruc
      Azpi / Gomez / bellerin (cedric / baker)
      Hazard(c) / Walcott / depay / chadli / sterling
      Tekkers / pelle (hooper)

      1. Ayew Serious
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Wall(C)ott

    • PogChamp
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Giroud and Yaya. The forgotten men.

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        For good reason.

      2. Count of Monte Hristo
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        And Siggy

    • Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      hi bye.

    • Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      20 mins

    • SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I've ended up with PVA.... ha!

      1. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Me too 🙂

      2. Demí
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Me three

    • Lookingup
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Costa playing or not? Shud i stick to rooney as captain or get costa in as captain?

    • DoBandito
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      4.5 nailed defenders ???

      1. v12w12
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Coates, huth, ward

    • Morbius
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      These pages are really flying!

      Any non- Hazard owners, who are you captaining?
      Cesc? Rooney?
      Brewster's "None of the above" ?

      1. ElliotJHP
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Captaining Rooney even with Hazard in the team.

      2. MTPockets
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Walcott

      3. ElliotJHP
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        A or B quickly!

        A) Butland, 4.0 Keeper, Koscielny, 4.0 Defender.
        B) Butland/Ruddy rotation, Mings/Martin rotation

        1. moo
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ruddy/Rudd, Kos, 4.0

      4. Fnug
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Need help on this one, mates:

        A: Shelvey + Jerome
        B: Hoolahan + Wilson

      5. DAV087
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Cech and Milner or Schmeichael and Depay?

        Thoughts?

        1. Belsunz
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Cech/Milner. Wait on Depay.

      6. The Suspended One
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Clyne never Depays

        1. The Suspended One
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Clyne Donetsk depay

        2. Ridgewell's scores
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          It's "De-pie" not "Di-pay"

      7. Sadio
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Which option:

        A) Start with WIlson and 1.0m in the bank
        B) Start with Sakho and play him against Koscielny

      8. Sir David White
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Is Ashley Young going to play??? HELP ME!!!

          1. The Suspended One
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Definately

        • Blame it on Traore
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          p.s. after some deliberation, I decided to leave Charlie Adam out and bring in Ritchie. C'mon Bournemouth!

        • v12w12
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Is it too early in the season to take a punt? Giroud against west ham stats are outstanding. Just dunno if he'll start 🙂

        • Demí
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          What time does BT Sport coverage start?

          1. Heydudes13
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Today I think

          2. Disco Pat
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Usually 12 Demi

        • snowman
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Anyone for a quick RMT?

          Pants
          Kosc Ivan Francis Huth
          Sinc Sterling Walcott Hazard
          Pelle Rooney

          Subs: Sakho, Ward. Wanya

        • Dilzy
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          How does this look ?

          Cech (schwarzer)
          Azpilicueta Francis cedric (huth, Coates)
          Sterling hazard(c)ozil mane (wanyama)
          Benteke rooney Wilson

        • Cloudeu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          going 2 pages a min 😛

          1. Ziro Becomes One
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Can't hear ye. You are too far back!

        • King Kohli
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Ozil instead of Mata if I also have Rooney?

          1. ManUtdFan_UK
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            No brainer

        • Back on the horse
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Hang on. Deeney on pens. I've over-looked him.

        • asif316uk
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Mane, Sterling or Walcott

          1. Heytch
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            I really don't see any attraction in city for first 3 weeks so one of the other 2

          2. Dynamic Duos
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            ALL

        • andyinasia
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 9 months ago

          Anyone mad enough to get young Johnstone in as last-minute keeper?

          1. ihateramsey2
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            wow they literalyl added him in the last minute

          2. Belsunz
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 9 months ago

            Harry Kane, Nacer Chadli and Christian Eriksen just put him in their FPL teams.