[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. FTL9
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sterling or Ozil?

    1. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sterling

    2. Tomlette Greggs
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sterling

  2. Niemi
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Ozil or Cazorla

    1. The Chosen One...
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Caz

  3. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Thinking about Wilson+Ivanovic to Sakho+Azpilcueta but FPL is broken for me 🙂

    1. Mane Of Steel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      maybe it's trying to help you 😉

    2. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ivan brace today

    3. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      It's working for me so could you help me with one final decision please .

      A) Ruddy , Rudd , Coates , Sterling

      B) Butland , Hennessey , Sterling

      C) Pants, Hennessey , Ramsey

  4. Jonny Sutt
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    who are we saying for captain? r h or w

    1. Gorgles
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Haz for me.

  5. Number 10
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Just put Ozil in for Ramsey .....

  6. Count of Monte Hristo
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    **Quick RMT please

    Hennessey // McCarthy

    Koscielny // Kolarov // Coates // Huth // Targett

    Hazard // Walcott // Sterling // Mane // Fletcher

    Rooney // Sakho // Benteke

    1. sumatera
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      no chelsea def

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      g2g

  7. Clam. ☘️
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Quick question what is this website?

  8. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Guys can you pick my team for me?

  9. the axolotl
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Kevin Keegan ‏@GalacticKeegan 3m3 minutes ago
    At Newcastle, back in 2008, I told Mike Ashley that I wanted "a really big-name signing." The next day, Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink turns up.

    1. Jay_
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lol

  10. I am 42
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Unavailable

    Sorry, but we are unable to load the requested page at this time.

    Please try again in a few minutes.

    FPL IS SERIOUS BUSINESS!!! 😀

  11. Lloyd Xmas
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Leeds United FC ‏@LUFC 3m3 minutes ago
    #lufc team vs Burnley | Silvestri, Berardi, Bamba, Bellusci, Taylor, Adeyemi, Cook, Mowatt, Byram, Dallas, Wood

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      don't care

    2. snowman
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      we all hate leeds scum

  12. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    season defining decisions being made right now

  13. Animals & Scandals
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Cedric Soares really worth the extra 1.0 over Targett?

    1. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      not for first 2 weeks 😀

      1. Animals & Scandals
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        thanks! need the cash

  14. Gorgles
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Anyone have a 20-40 people mini league I can join?

  15. SPuDl
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    A: Rooney, Deeney, Jagielka
    B: Kane, Pelle, Williams

  16. BennyDizzle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Morgan or Ward?

  17. SweeSwee
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any last minute injury or other news to consider?

  18. Slumdog Mignolet.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How long till deadline?

    1. I am 42
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      10 mins

    2. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      you should know it's been changed to 11.45.

    3. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      8 min

  19. snowman
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    ozil or walcott

    1. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ozil if you're risk averse
      Wally if you're risk seeking

  20. Ray Kinsella
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    So, this time last year I wept as my captain scored a blank while alternatives ran amok, and my bench scored more than most of my first 11. This year, I've got Rooney over Hazard and benched Huth. Will I ever learn?!

  21. Parm
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Lol @ Koeman owners

    1. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nbnc

  22. LE GOD(C)-AMERICAN DYCHO-(1…
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    1st sub Targett or Benteleb?

    1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Targett

  23. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Captain:

    Haz, Roon or Ozil?

  24. snowman
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    start francis or sakho?

    1. KLOPPTOMANIA
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Francis today

  25. Arsenal@Gunners
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    wally/ozil/caz

    1. sumatera
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      you have all three?

  26. FPL Touches
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Poll time

    A) Bacon

    B) Sausage

    1. Gregor
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Both.

      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Not enough ITB

          • 12 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          can you downgrade mushrooms or beans to make up funds?

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      bacon for the short term, Sausage for the season

    3. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Bacon is probably more explosive, but ultimately I'd go with C) Eggs

  27. Mull
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    No one will read your RMT. Try a loud exclamation instead.

    #MullsDeadlineTips

    1. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      DEFOE!

  28. GuillermoDickero
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Play one of

    Chadli

    Sakho

    Cedric

    1. Arsenal@Gunners
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      chadli

  29. Rödallegabomb ᴿᴮ
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Free wildcard.

      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'll take one!

  30. andy85wsm
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    It might as well be pens down - http://imgur.com/vyyHfhE

    1. BadgersBoys
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago