[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the β€œburden” and hold my own.

A fiancΓ©. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

  1. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Haz or Walcott captain?

    1. jennmenn
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wacka wacka

    2. Viper
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Walcott

    3. Railwayman
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Walcott for me

  2. Repetive Expletive
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Demi any team news yet?

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      11.45

  3. jennmenn
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A) Bolaise and Mane or
    B) Sterling and Mahrez? πŸ˜€

    Good loock 2 day guys!!

    1. jennmenn
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Luck*

    2. shimmeronhorizons
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      B

  4. Fabio20
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    The panic on here is unreal. XD

  5. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Thoughts?

    X - X
    X - X - X - X - X
    Walcott - X - X - X - X
    Aguero - Rooney - X

    67.5 to spend

    1. Egg noodle
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Meh.

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        footballers

    2. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Just pocket the cash mate, never know when you'll need it

    3. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      πŸ˜†

    4. MS
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Don't know mate DEF looks weak. Try a better GK rotation.

    5. No Name to Display
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      LOL!

    6. FPL Touches
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Ighalo
      Fletcher
      Croissant
      Ruby
      Health Centre
      Pigeon

    7. Champy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Don't like your defense

    8. The Suspended One
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Almost there

    9. Peggi
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      auto complete it, can't go wrong πŸ˜‰

    10. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Hmmmm , give me 5

    11. moz_1983
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Howard - Courtois

      Collins - Zabaleta - Wes Brown - Blackett - Collocini

      Dyer - Sanchez - Barry - Vieira

      Balotelli

    12. Bobbydhino - βš’ Saint Slav…
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      team seems a little lite πŸ˜‰

  6. Rich2086
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Good Luck everyone πŸ™‚

    1. Mane Of Steel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      same to you

  7. Kerz
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone know the Long And Winding Road code?

  8. FPL Touches
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Piss.

    I've ended up with Ritchie AND Mahrez.

    1. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Same.. still tempted to swap out Chadli and Ritchie for Mane and Sinclair though. must resist!

      1. FPL Touches
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Got Roon - Aguero - Pelle up top though

    2. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Did Mane > Mahrez on the basis of some ropey, unverified analysis posted here.

  9. FantasTic
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Best 4.5 midfield option??

    1. Mane Of Steel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Wanyama/Bentaleb flip a coin.

    2. Revival
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Fletcher or King

    3. Trust John
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Watch out for super Ashley Westwood this season. My 4.5 of choice!

  10. Belsunz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Rule nr 1: Never make last minute changes!

  11. BennyDizzle
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    repost, sorry

    Morgan or Ward (or other

  12. Red-United
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Any last minute leagues I can join guys?

  13. sylvanshine
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Good luck everyone!

  14. HappyMonday
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Milner or Chadli...just for this week?

  15. Just_Ty
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Love my team, what could go wrong?
    Well, everything! πŸ™‚

    Good luck to all

  16. Egg noodle
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Rooney will start, yes?

    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Obviously

    2. MS
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Not nailed on. /s

  17. jimbobmij
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Anyone else tempted by Walcott even though he's not a logical option just because they're terrified of him?

    1. Tommy J
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      yep(c)

    2. SweeSwee
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Peer pressure

    3. crushro
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Last minute was going to try and get him but I stood strong... although worried he may destroy West Ham... arrrgghhhh five mins left...

    4. Pinturicchio
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      No.

  18. Telloth
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    RMT please πŸ™‚

    Courtois (Schwarzer)

    Azpi Merte Kolarov (Huth) (Saylor)

    Hazard Ozil Depay Barry (Wanyama)

    Rooney Benteke Pelle

  19. KLOPPTOMANIA
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Genuinely happy I've squeezed every 0.1m out of my team. Can't say fairer than that.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      I like to have 0.5 to be flexible in future transfers.

      1. KLOPPTOMANIA
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Fair dos. Room to downgrade

  20. Slumdog Mignolet.
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A. Koscielny and Jenkinson
    B. Bellerin and Cresswell

    Please help xoxo

    1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A

  21. Bobbydhino - βš’ Saint Slav…
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Its just like Christmas morning, only better!!

  22. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    What's the point of having hazard nut not captaining and hoping he is silent? What am I doing??

    1. Trust John
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      So you don't lose too much ground. Always gotta prepare for the worst!

  23. Railwayman
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Start Francis or Sinclair ?

    1. Mane Of Steel
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Francis

  24. mbrucie
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Play Cedric OR Francis?

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Francis - villa should be terrible this year

  25. RamaJama
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Best 4.5 def exept from LEI?

  26. Jonny Sutt
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    any1 captaining wally?

    1. Viper
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      Me!

    2. ttownstokie
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      me...but im shitting it lol

  27. pundit of punts
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    9 players below 10 % ownership. 😎

    1. Ziro Becomes One
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      99% rank below the masses.

    2. #WinterIsNotComing
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      only 5

  28. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    A) Ruddy , Rudd , Coates , Sterling

    B) Butland , Hennessey , Sterling

    C) Pants, Hennessey , Ramsey

    1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 9 months ago

      A more players.

      1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 9 months ago

        Thanks πŸ˜‰ . I suppose it is a bit pointless at this stage

  29. OPTA FPL
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 9 months ago

    Liverpool lines up based on bibbs theory, anyone?