[sbu_large_image] Preamble
8 August 2015 3470 comments
Mark Mark
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I sometimes wonder if this is a young man’s game.

If, at my stage in life, my wits and abilities are dulled to the extent that I’ll be found out. Scrambling around like a desperate Harry Redknapp, searching for his outdated little black book on Transfer deadline day.

I’ve only got myself to blame. I’ve turned Fantasy Football into something far more than a hobby or a mild distraction.

I eat, sleep and breathe Fantasy Football at times and yet, as I grow older and my responsibilities weigh down on me, I wonder if I can continue to carry the “burden” and hold my own.

A fiancé. Two children. A day job. A dog. Two cats and a Columbo habit.

It’s a lot to take on and, at times, I’m limited to tinkering in my head whilst emptying the dishwasher, contemplating the merits of Branislav Ivanovic whilst taking the bins out. Something has got to give.

I thought long and hard on this whilst watching Columbo and tweaking my FPL lineup at 1am.

As my family lay restless upstairs – my four-week-old daughter clamped to my sleep-starved partner for a ninth feed, I sat in my own discomfort in the lounge, wondering if I’d done the right thing overlooking Eden Hazard.

At some point I’ll have to reassess my priorities. Some Saturday mornings I may not be about to deliver on my pre-amble promise.

However, the fact is, Fantasy Football has become a big part of my life and my family and the crumpled detective have had to learn to live with it.

Two hundred thousand Fantasy managers visited these pages in the last 24 hours. Last night Simon March, the current FPL champion, gave advice to Alan Shearer on his Fantasy line-up live on the radio.

Something’s happening.

Fantasy Football isn’t going anywhere. In fact, with every passing season it seems destined to keep a new army of people up beyond 1am contemplating their budget midfielder.

After enjoying my best ever campaign, I doubt I’ll hit those heights again. I may make mistakes, I may even miss a trick whilst out gallivanting with my toddler. I will have to make sacrifices.

But I’m not going anywhere. As new blood get gripped by this Fantasy Football thing, I need to stick around and be part of it.

We’re all part of it. Whatever commitment we can afford to spend, let’s have a good time doing it.

Enjoy the season.

Mark Mark created the beast. He's now looking to tame it.

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  1. jam sandwich
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Hazard (c) Wally (v), please don't be the wrong way round

    1. Peggi
      11 years, 2 months ago

      please be the wrong way around

      i have Wally C Hazard VC

    2. hixen
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Well I did Wally (c) and Hazard (v)

  2. hixen
    11 years, 2 months ago

    No Rose, not even on the bench.

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Injured in training apparently.

      1. hixen
        11 years, 2 months ago

        "Injuried" or injuried? Didn't Che make a offer some weeks ago?

    2. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      injured

      1. turd ferguson
        11 years, 2 months ago

        hi

    3. JÆKS ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Had an appointment to change his hair color again

    4. sleecc
      11 years, 2 months ago

      On his way to Chelsea 😀

  3. Gorgles
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who has Hibberts?

    1. Optimus.
      11 years, 2 months ago

      You can get cream for that

      1. Holy See
        11 years, 2 months ago

        😀

      2. Bolt-on
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Hahahaha!!!

    2. The Machine
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Is that a disease?

  4. turd ferguson
    11 years, 2 months ago

    bloody low budget FPL server

    1. Les Bleus
      11 years, 2 months ago

      3m+ users on the server isn't a budget one 😉

  5. super zlatan
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Good luck everyone

    1. sleecc
      11 years, 2 months ago

      good luck to you too

  6. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Updated

    1. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      false alarm

    2. Les Bleus
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Hmm not for me.

  7. Les Bleus
    11 years, 2 months ago

    FPL toying with us.

  8. Saniul
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Belgian teammates Alderweireld and Vertonghen starting at CB.

    Only difference is they play at RB and LB for Belgium. 😆

    1. JÆKS ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Denayer - Kompany would be nice too @City 😀

      1. GuyIncognito
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Denayer is going to be a massive bandwagon once Pellegrini figures out that he is one of their best centre backs.

  9. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    With Dembele, Dier, and Bentaleb all starting, who will be playing in the double pivot and who will be higher up the pitch?

    1. andy85wsm
      • Has Moderation Rights
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Dembele surely?

    2. Wilshere Knowledge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Dembele right, Dier and Bentaleb CM.

    3. President John F. Keninnsie
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Dembele higher

    4. Ridgewell's scores
      11 years, 2 months ago

      That team's a mess.

      1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        11 years, 2 months ago

        it is a joke of a team. we going to get slaughtered

    5. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      11 years, 2 months ago

      As a spurs fan Dembele 100%

    6. Gunners n' Roses
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Die and Bentaleb in the double pivot, I should imagine?

    7. Saniul
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Only Dembele has experience of playing at CAM from that lot.

    8. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Thanks guys

    9. sleecc
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Dier Bentelab, Dembele behind Striker I think, Eriksen replace Lamela on right flank.

  10. kysersosa
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    I rolled the dice.........No Hazard!

    Schmeicel
    Cedric, Monreal, Azp
    Ozil, (Walcott) as captain, Mane and Fabs
    Rooney, Kane and Wilson

    ! Fortune favours the bold!

    1. Huddersfield
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Monreal 😀

    2. Kane Toads
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Who Dares Win !

  11. Egg noodle
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Stop refreshing. Let the website breathe!

    1. Jay_
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Lol

  12. Brian (Not the Messiah)
    11 years, 2 months ago

    lol@people like me who were looking for "Depay" on the teamsheets... 🙁

    1. Corrine M
      11 years, 2 months ago

      That the price Depay

    2. Mr. Grv
      11 years, 2 months ago

      LOL

    3. Woy of the Wovers
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Teamsheets all racist.

    4. Brian (Not the Messiah)
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I even tried a last second transfer... I felt such dread when I saw "updating"

    5. PompeyUpNorth!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      If I'm being honest I panicked thinking he wasn't playing!!

  13. The Raging Bull
    11 years, 2 months ago

    scenes on here tomorrow if Wally is benched!

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 2 months ago

      My vice-captain, wouldn't be sure to be disappointed or a bit joyful...

    2. super zlatan
      11 years, 2 months ago

      I would be a raging bull if that happens.

    3. PompeyUpNorth!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Last min change to Rooney for me

  14. Heydudes13
    11 years, 2 months ago

    FPL BACK

    Still updating though...

  15. Overlordleo
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Started with Wally (C) and Aguero, this can go either way.

  16. Mr. Grv
    11 years, 2 months ago

    FFS down ?

    1. Jax
      11 years, 2 months ago

      updating...

  17. FPL Daniel
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Top 3 preambles of all time

    1. Wilshere Knowledge
      11 years, 2 months ago

      😆

    2. The Machine
      11 years, 2 months ago

      DANIELLLLLLL

      1. JÆKS ⭐
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Where is he? Haven't seen him around lately

  18. Les Bleus
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Chadli in the no 10 role?

  19. turd ferguson
    11 years, 2 months ago

    i cant wait to see how bad my friends teams are

    1. Ridgewell's scores
      11 years, 2 months ago

      This!

    2. AIRMILES
      11 years, 2 months ago

      should be just a few mins now

  20. Saniul
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Who plays at ST for Spurs if Kane gets injured, on they need two up top?
    Shocking squad depth.

    1. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Soldado. Just not today.

  21. thecule
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Pelle (C), Walcott (VC). This better pay off

    1. Heydudes13
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Wow ballsy

      1. thecule
        11 years, 2 months ago

        Worried that Walcott might play off the bench haha, plus Pelle's been in form and they play Newcastle...

  22. Paganoi
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Nice to see Pereira on the bench. Looks like a good talent.

  23. Alan The Llama
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Romero at the age of 28 has 170 club appearances. Someone like Hart (same age) has almost double that. Schmeichel (also 28) has around 100 more.

    Second string keeper.

    1. Saniul
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Terrible keeper from what I have seen. Except one or two inspired performances for the national team.

  24. Wild Card this!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    C'mon FPL...need to use my WC

  25. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Dembele - I still remember his time at Fulham when he was a decent FPL pick.
    A winger at Spurs for this price can be lovely.

    1. Saniul
      11 years, 2 months ago

      He'll play at CAM, not on the wings though...

    2. Lord Flashheart
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Maybe, but I can see eriksen number 10 and chadli and dembale flanking.

  26. mbrucie
    11 years, 2 months ago

    United playing a 433 or 4231?

    1. Ridgewell's scores
      11 years, 2 months ago

      4231

  27. Ziro Becomes One
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Didn't it use to update in 15 minutes? Servers crashed??

    1. Peggi
      11 years, 2 months ago

      first GW of the season, I assume it takes longer

  28. edfiasco
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Ramsey (C) + No Wally.

    Nervous.

  29. Sir David White
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Anybody make a crazy last minute purchase and bring in someone you didn't consider at any point over the last 3 months?

    Welcome aboard Yaya!

    1. thecule
      11 years, 2 months ago

      LMAO. I swapped out Depay for Sterling

      1. PompeyUpNorth!
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 months ago

        I tried to get rid of depay but didn't work!! Phew!!

        1. money face bandwagon
          11 years, 2 months ago

          2 pts incoming

    2. JÆKS ⭐
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Rutland, went with Cech until yesterday

    3. Huddersfield
      11 years, 2 months ago

      Welcome AJ for me , i didn't want to pick Ritchie in the Last minute

  30. super zlatan
    11 years, 2 months ago

    Loved the preamble Mark.

    1. AIRMILES
      11 years, 2 months ago

      +1