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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

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  1. RD84
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What was the crowd just chanting?

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Super Slaven Bilic

    2. Jay_
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Andy Carroll, he left coz your sh!t

  2. Syd.
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Big Andy

    Straight in there with an Arse and an Elbow

    1. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Slaven told him to go in with the elbow.

      Big Andy always gets the 2 confused, so used both.

  3. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Love Payet's long freekicks in. Could be handy with Carroll back now.

  4. faux_C
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is it smug to say this is my first week of owning Payet? 😎

    1. Rasping Drive
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No,
      But you can Faux_C right off

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆
        Brilliant.

      2. faux_C
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Well played.

    2. BrockLanders
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yes, yes it is..

    3. RD84
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No, it's smug to say I've had Payet since the beginning (like me!) 😛

  5. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Guys, there wont be CL fantasy this year on the official website? Ty for the info, cheers

      1. Sif
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Some outsourced coding company hired to handle this are getting a lot of phone calls tonight...

    1. Limbo Exile
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      They're trying to finalize it. And trying. And trying...

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        We wont even have time to tinker... What am I without tinkering???

        1. Konig Luther
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          doubt they will sort that tomorrow, so you will have enough time for round 2

    2. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Get in there and fight, maggot!

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        U betcha son! Sergeant abuses no matter what...

    3. Granville
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I'd already decided to boycott but it just shows what an amateurish outfit they are.

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        So unprofessional

    4. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      And then people ask what is our problem with CL fantasy. Honey, how come you have to ask me that!?

      1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

  6. amol
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    General consensus on Sanchez?

    1. KingNidge
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      the general consensus is that the general consensus on here is and has been shite all season.

      think for yourself

    2. Rider on the Storm
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      keep sanchez should be the consensus

    3. XecutionerX
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      keep

  7. Lallana's Bananas
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Missed first half. Reason for Ogbonna substitution?

    1. Slam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Age

    2. Twisted Saltergater
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hamstring

    3. Baggers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Hamstring looks of things

  8. Back on the horse
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Considering the BIG HITTERS haven't been firing this season, I have been working on an experimental formation.

    It's a bit MAVERICK but it might just work:

    http://i.imgur.com/ErrYFTB.jpg?1

    1. Slam
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ruddy -> Myhil

      1. Back on the horse
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Fair enough. Other than that it's looking tight. There will obviously be a focus of play down the middle

    2. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      *pfttt*

      Not enough Kolarov.

  9. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Surprise, Payet mom

    1. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Is she hot?

  10. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Can see West Ham causing problems at the Etihad

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Agreed. The big fella will be a handful. Could see them scoring a goal. Not too sure they can keep out City though.

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Depends on Aguero I guess

      2. Rider on the Storm
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        KdeBruyne was any good? i transfered him in place of depay

    2. Sif
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not short on confidence

  11. Egg Fried Reus
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    So this is what patience feels like then

  12. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any Payet bps?

    1. Mull
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1. Reid and Cresswell sharing the 3.

    2. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He might sneak one in

    3. Syd.
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Big Andy hogging them

  13. Sverdet
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Why didn't jenkinson start

    1. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      back from suspension.

      1. Sverdet
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        He was subbed in before last half?

        1. Sverdet
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          First*

          1. Jax
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            ogbonna got injured

    2. Müller Light
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Because West Ham wanted to win.

  14. jam sandwich
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Payet helping me to a 50 point GW for only the second time this season

  15. alea
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    With out a doubt my worst transfer ever..

    alder + payet -> Ward + Pedro

    7+16 vs. 0+2-4

    netto -25 points lost

    i feel sick

    1. Mull
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Serves you right for getting rid when they had such nice fixtures.

    2. Raddy
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Burn

    3. Bertzeiner-m
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ouch unlucky mate

  16. sinik
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    so what will the average increase be today? 7 or 8?

    1. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      16.

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        lol no..

    2. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Depends on how many Silva(c) had Mahrez(vc)

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        no one except dead teams had Silva (c), he was red flagged

  17. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    16 points from today. Red or green arrow?

    1. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      nice green

    2. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Shut up

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        3-1.

        1. FAITHNOMORENO
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          suarez.

        2. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Ah well. We lost to the biggest club in the world.

    3. XecutionerX
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      What about 32?

  18. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 17 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Here comes the "I told you it would be 2-0" guy. 😉

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      If I'd made a prediction, I'd have Lawro'ed it.

  19. Davido989
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    fancy newcastle to join chelsea and liverpool in relegation

  20. leo_messi
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Thank you Jenkinson for the first CS this season... 🙂

    1. Moss
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oh dear

    2. Burning Plastic
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nope.

    3. Valar(Keith)
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ayew Blind?

  21. Burning Plastic
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Expected increase in average? 3 would be nice. 5 would be harmful.

  22. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Newcastle gone almost 6 hours without scoring a goal

  23. waltzingmatildas
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Guys, Any suggestions on what to do with the midfield in this team?

    Butland Schmeichel
    Cedric bellerin huth Kolarov Francis
    Hazard mane depay mahrez Westwood
    Aguero Benteke Wilson

    1ft and 0.5 in the bank

    1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Burn it with fire.

      But being serious. Mane>Payet /Ayew.

      Not too keen on a hit so Hazard /Depay can be taken care of the next GW.

  24. Shifty
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Newcastle Watford has 0-0 written all over it

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Sounds like such a boring game to watch

      1. Shifty
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Not from an FPL perspective! Super excited for it

    2. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      0-1

    3. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Watford will beat them 2-0

      1. Rhinos
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        /im thinking of getting Janmaat

        1. Royal5
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Lol. Why on earth?

          1. Camp No No
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Because Newcastle suck.

            1. Jax
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 11 months ago

              1-0 toon army

  25. Camp No No
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Oh how I rejoice that I didn't miss the deadline but just barely managed on very last minute to move the captain's armband from risky Payet to the sure shot big hitter Kun. Couldn't be happier.

    1. BlueIncognito
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I did the same thing! 🙁

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        No complaints. We were We're fecking cowards and deserve our misery. At least I, because I was well informed, knew it was the good choice, and still just couldn't do it.

    2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      🙁

  26. SheBangsTheDrums
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Who's the best 4.5 defender?

    Already have Butland/Ruddy

    kolarov Kosc Huth Saylor

  27. Jax
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    newcastle no goals since GW1. Watford next.

  28. THE Wild Rover
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Bottom of the league, six hour journey home. At least they don't have to be up for work 😛

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      hehe

    2. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Below the belt there, man.

    3. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Ouch

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 11 months ago

        lol

  29. The Light Knight
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    That bottom 8 looks like it's there to stay for the season (OK Chelski and Stoke might get out of it)

  30. Mull
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 11 months ago

    61 points 😎

    1. Stoke me a Clipper
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 11 months ago

      64

      ..................

      BOOM!!