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14 September 2015 1347 comments
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. RD84
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    What was the crowd just chanting?

    1. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Super Slaven Bilic

    2. Jay_
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Andy Carroll, he left coz your sh!t

    3. Syd.
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Big Andy

      Straight in there with an Arse and an Elbow

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Slaven told him to go in with the elbow.

        Big Andy always gets the 2 confused, so used both.

    4. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Love Payet's long freekicks in. Could be handy with Carroll back now.

    5. faux_C
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Is it smug to say this is my first week of owning Payet? 😎

      1. Rasping Drive
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        No,
        But you can Faux_C right off

        1. Gnu
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          😆
          Brilliant.

        2. faux_C
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Well played.

      2. BrockLanders
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Yes, yes it is..

      3. RD84
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        No, it's smug to say I've had Payet since the beginning (like me!) 😛

    6. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Guys, there wont be CL fantasy this year on the official website? Ty for the info, cheers

        1. Sif
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Some outsourced coding company hired to handle this are getting a lot of phone calls tonight...

      1. Limbo Exile
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        They're trying to finalize it. And trying. And trying...

        1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          We wont even have time to tinker... What am I without tinkering???

          1. Konig Luther
            • 13 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            doubt they will sort that tomorrow, so you will have enough time for round 2

      2. faux_C
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Get in there and fight, maggot!

        1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          U betcha son! Sergeant abuses no matter what...

      3. Granville
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I'd already decided to boycott but it just shows what an amateurish outfit they are.

        1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          So unprofessional

      4. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        And then people ask what is our problem with CL fantasy. Honey, how come you have to ask me that!?

        1. Abusive_Sgt_Daelrhos
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          😀

    7. amol
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      General consensus on Sanchez?

      1. KingNidge
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        the general consensus is that the general consensus on here is and has been shite all season.

        think for yourself

      2. Rider on the Storm
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        keep sanchez should be the consensus

      3. XecutionerX
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        keep

    8. Lallana's Bananas
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Missed first half. Reason for Ogbonna substitution?

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Age

      2. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Hamstring

      3. Baggers
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Hamstring looks of things

    9. Back on the horse
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Considering the BIG HITTERS haven't been firing this season, I have been working on an experimental formation.

      It's a bit MAVERICK but it might just work:

      http://i.imgur.com/ErrYFTB.jpg?1

      1. Slam
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ruddy -> Myhil

        1. Back on the horse
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Fair enough. Other than that it's looking tight. There will obviously be a focus of play down the middle

      2. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        *pfttt*

        Not enough Kolarov.

    10. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Surprise, Payet mom

      1. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Is she hot?

    11. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Can see West Ham causing problems at the Etihad

      1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Agreed. The big fella will be a handful. Could see them scoring a goal. Not too sure they can keep out City though.

        1. Davido989
          • 15 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Depends on Aguero I guess

        2. Rider on the Storm
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          KdeBruyne was any good? i transfered him in place of depay

      2. Sif
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Not short on confidence

    12. Egg Fried Reus
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      So this is what patience feels like then

    13. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Any Payet bps?

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        1. Reid and Cresswell sharing the 3.

      2. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        He might sneak one in

      3. Syd.
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Big Andy hogging them

    14. Sverdet
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Why didn't jenkinson start

      1. Jax
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        back from suspension.

        1. Sverdet
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          He was subbed in before last half?

          1. Sverdet
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            First*

            1. Jax
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              ogbonna got injured

      2. Müller Light
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Because West Ham wanted to win.

    15. jam sandwich
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Payet helping me to a 50 point GW for only the second time this season

    16. alea
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      With out a doubt my worst transfer ever..

      alder + payet -> Ward + Pedro

      7+16 vs. 0+2-4

      netto -25 points lost

      i feel sick

      1. Mull
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Serves you right for getting rid when they had such nice fixtures.

      2. Raddy
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Burn

      3. Bertzeiner-m
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ouch unlucky mate

    17. sinik
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      so what will the average increase be today? 7 or 8?

      1. Heydudes13
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        16.

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          lol no..

      2. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Depends on how many Silva(c) had Mahrez(vc)

        1. sinik
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          no one except dead teams had Silva (c), he was red flagged

    18. Heydudes13
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      16 points from today. Red or green arrow?

      1. sinik
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        nice green

      2. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Shut up

        1. Heydudes13
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          3-1.

          1. FAITHNOMORENO
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            suarez.

          2. Davido989
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Ah well. We lost to the biggest club in the world.

      3. XecutionerX
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        What about 32?

    19. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Here comes the "I told you it would be 2-0" guy. 😉

      1. Woy of the Wovers
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        If I'd made a prediction, I'd have Lawro'ed it.

    20. Davido989
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      fancy newcastle to join chelsea and liverpool in relegation

    21. leo_messi
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Thank you Jenkinson for the first CS this season... 🙂

      1. Moss
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Oh dear

      2. Burning Plastic
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Nope.

      3. Valar(Keith)
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ayew Blind?

    22. Burning Plastic
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Expected increase in average? 3 would be nice. 5 would be harmful.

    23. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Newcastle gone almost 6 hours without scoring a goal

    24. waltzingmatildas
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Guys, Any suggestions on what to do with the midfield in this team?

      Butland Schmeichel
      Cedric bellerin huth Kolarov Francis
      Hazard mane depay mahrez Westwood
      Aguero Benteke Wilson

      1ft and 0.5 in the bank

      1. Mata-Is-The-Juan
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Burn it with fire.

        But being serious. Mane>Payet /Ayew.

        Not too keen on a hit so Hazard /Depay can be taken care of the next GW.

    25. Shifty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Newcastle Watford has 0-0 written all over it

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Sounds like such a boring game to watch

        1. Shifty
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          Not from an FPL perspective! Super excited for it

      2. Camp No No
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        0-1

      3. Royal5
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Watford will beat them 2-0

        1. Rhinos
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          /im thinking of getting Janmaat

          1. Royal5
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 7 months ago

            Lol. Why on earth?

            1. Camp No No
              • 12 Years
              10 years, 7 months ago

              Because Newcastle suck.

              1. Jax
                • 16 Years
                10 years, 7 months ago

                1-0 toon army

    26. Camp No No
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Oh how I rejoice that I didn't miss the deadline but just barely managed on very last minute to move the captain's armband from risky Payet to the sure shot big hitter Kun. Couldn't be happier.

      1. BlueIncognito
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        I did the same thing! 🙁

        1. Camp No No
          • 12 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          No complaints. We were We're fecking cowards and deserve our misery. At least I, because I was well informed, knew it was the good choice, and still just couldn't do it.

      2. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        🙁

    27. SheBangsTheDrums
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Who's the best 4.5 defender?

      Already have Butland/Ruddy

      kolarov Kosc Huth Saylor

    28. Jax
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      newcastle no goals since GW1. Watford next.

    29. The Bandit
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Bottom of the league, six hour journey home. At least they don't have to be up for work 😛

      1. Davido989
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        hehe

      2. faux_C
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Below the belt there, man.

      3. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        Ouch

        1. Jax
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          lol

    30. The Light Knight
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      That bottom 8 looks like it's there to stay for the season (OK Chelski and Stoke might get out of it)

    31. Mull
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      61 points 😎

      1. Stoke me a Clipper
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        64

        ..................

        BOOM!!