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14 September 2015 1347 comments
James Barnes James Barnes
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The curtains are drawn on Gameweek 5 as West Ham United duke it out with Newcastle United at the Boelyn Ground. The Hammers pulled off a shock 3-0 victory at Anfield last time out, while the Magpies suffered a narrow 1-0 reverse to Arsenal, despite playing out most of the match with ten men following the dismissal of Aleksandar Mitrovic.

While the Hammers have beaten Arsenal and Liverpool in their own backyards by an aggregate of 5-0, no side has conceded more home goals (six), epitomising their topsy-turvy start to the campaign. Only Manchester City (10) chalked up more goals than Slaven Bilic’s men (nine) in the opening four Gameweeks, which is a product of their league-best 22.5% shot conversion rate.

The Toon are winless this season yet recent determined displays against the Gunners and Manchester United portend a brighter outlook in the coming Gameweeks. The chief problem the Tynesiders will need to rectify is a serious lack of goal threat, given that they rank bottom for attempts (21), shots inside the box (13) and on target (five). Tonight they will rely on the efforts of the recalled Papiss Cisse, with Mitrovic beginning his three-match ban.

  1. Gamoriola of the Galaxy (Eu…
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Unbelievable! 🙂

  2. Total Foot 5
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet choo choo. Goal

    1. Bolivian Seaman
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      All aboard!

  3. Sif
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet Yes!

  4. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Paaaaayyyyyyyuueeeeettttt

  5. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet second 🙂

  6. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Moses wow thank up so much pal.

    1. Enzo the Baker
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      So much this ! 😀 😀

  7. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Thank god moses is shite at shooting

  8. copps
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    P{AYETTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

  9. FISSH
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh shaaaat

  10. Slam
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Below 2m for sure now… 🙁

  11. Bertzeiner-m
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    GETTTT INNNNNNNNNNNN

  12. DannyBoy....
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    *waits for people to cream themselves over Payet and ignore the awesome play from Moses*

    1. Debauchy
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Creaming

    2. BackcountryDave
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Truly an awesome pass off the crossbar. Crazy skill!

  13. Kshitiz Basnet
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Oh man Payet

  14. Stats Don\'t Lie
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Payet and mahrez(c) to the rescue 🙂

    1. Rains of Castamere
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Ace isn't it 😀

  15. Debauchy
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Its PAY PAY PAY -- PAY ET TIME

  16. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Hate it when someone you don't own scores as it feels like you're the only one without them!

    1. Slam
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      With you buddy 🙁 Unfortunetely.

  17. Matt
    • 13 Years
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    Payet you hero

  18. Red Star Toro
    • 11 Years
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    Get the feck in

  19. Fiona B
    • 11 Years
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    Yeeeeesssss! Thank you based Payet!

  20. Messiah Hazard
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Yupppieee

  21. Sky Blue Sun
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Was sooo close to selling Payet. Thank god I dropped Mane instead.

  22. Lord Flashheart
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Thank god Moses can't shoot

  23. DuckduckD
    • 11 Years
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    I captained Payet. Words cannot comprehend how I am feeling right now. Gone from fifth to second in mini league!

    1. copps
      • 14 Years
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      well played

  24. copps
    • 14 Years
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    price rise on the way too 😎

  25. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I did a little jig when payet got the second

  26. ACCOUNTING ON CHRIS
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Meh I'll wait on payet. Tough game next week.

  27. HurriKane
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Haha still.bench payet guys? 🙂

    1. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      A confession. I benched Payet (1st sub), having also benched Pedro for his first match a few weeks ago ....
      ..... but I also have Silva
      🙂

  28. Syd.
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    All aboard

    Choo Choo

  29. Heydudes13
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    I love wen my player score 2 goal 🙂

  30. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 7 months ago

    Is there a better player in the league than Payet?

    No

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 7 months ago

      Top of the payet 😎

    2. sweglet
      • 11 Years
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      Lee Cattermole

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 7 months ago

        This.

        1. Sjaugen
          • 10 Years
          10 years, 7 months ago

          I ditched Payets ass when he couldn't get close to either of the hauls in GW2 or 4