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Having run through the changes among the Goalkeepers and Defenders on our Watchlist, which offers player recommendations for the next four-to-six rounds of fixtures, our attention this afternoon turns to the midfielders. Newcastle’s Georginio Wijnaldum is the talk of the town after scoring four goals against Norwich, and looks to have the fixtures to continue to flourish, whilst Mesut Ozil’s recent form earns him a place in our latest refresh.

With an average of 15.3 points per appearance over the last three Gameweeks, there is no stopping Alexis Sanchez at the moment. The Chilean has scored six goals in those three outings, and leads all midfielders for total goal attempts over the last six Gameweeks, with 32. The former Barcelona man has attracted over 122,000 new Fantasy Premier League (FPL) owners this week, seeing his price rise to 11.4, ahead of a very favourable run of fixtures (EVE, swa, TOT, wba, nor, SUN) for the Gunners, while he also currently leads this week’s Captain Poll with 35% of the votes ahead of Arsenal’s encounter with Everton at the Emirates.

While he only delivered a single assist in Man City’s 5-1 demolition of Bournemouth, Kevin de Bruyne remains a stand-out option in the premium price bracket, with his winner against Sevilla last night underlining his form. The former Wolfsburg midfielder has made a hugely encouraging start to his career at the Etihad, bagging three goals and providing three assists in just five appearances, and is another who has seen his price rise this week, with the Belgian now setting us back 10.5 in FPL. City’s upcoming schedule (mun, NOR, avl, LIV, SOT, sto) is pretty reasonable, with that Gameweek 11 clash at home to Norwich likely to see Manuel Pellegrini’s side continue to rack up the goals in front of their own fans.

Southampton’s Sadio Mane disappointingly blanked in the 2-2 draw against Leicester, but with further favourable fixtures (liv, BOU, sun, STO, mci, AVL) to come, the Senegal international keeps his place near the summit. The 7.9-priced attacker has strong underlying statistics, with 14 shots from inside the box and 12 chances created over the last six Gameweeks, and looks primed to add to his two goals and five assists over the next few weeks.

Our fourth non-mover at the top of our rankings is West Ham’s Dimitri Payet, who produced attacking points for the fifth match in a row after netting in stoppage time in the Hammers 3-1 victory against Crystal Palace. The 8.2-valued France international sits atop the FPL standings with 66 points accrued and despite Slaven Bilic’s men facing a pretty testing run of fixtures (CHE, wat, EVE, tot, WBA, mun) over the next month or so, the former Marseille man remains firmly in contention, having already returned points away to the likes of Arsenal and City.

Newcastle’s Georginio Wijnaldum had shown glimpses of his quality during the first two months of the season, having registered two goals and an assist. Few could have predicted his 25-point haul against Norwich on Sunday, and while that is unlikely to be repeated, the fixture list over the next few weeks (sun, STO, bou, LEI, cpl, LIV) is undoubtedly pretty favourable. Second only to Sanchez in terms of transfers in amongst midfielders this week, the 6.9-priced Dutchman – who sits in just 4% of sides – looks a real candidate in the mid-price bracket.

Although Leicester’s Riyad Mahrez again started on the bench for the Foxes against Southampton, he did make a significant impact after coming on at half-time. The Algerian created three chances, one of which was an assist for Jamie Vardy’s equaliser, and registered two goal attempts as Claudio Ranieri’s men fought from a two-goal deficit to draw 2-2. That should mean he stands a good chance of returning to the starting XI this weekend, and with the fixture list (CPL, wba, WAT, new, MUN, swa) still very friendly for the Foxes, his huge 53% ownership will certainly be hoping ‘the Tinkerman’ restores the 6.5-rated midfielder to the starting line-up against Palace.

After scoring from the penalty spot in three successive matches for Palace, Yohan Cabaye (6.5) keeps his place around halfway up our ladder. While that run of gaining spot-kicks will come to an end at some point, with plenty of pace and trickery in the Palace attack, it’s perhaps no fluke they’re drawing so many fouls the opposition area. The France international has only created seven chances in his last six outings, though, so he does appear to be pretty reliant on those opportunities from 12 yards for attacking points.

With six assists this season, the joint-highest among midfielders alongside David Silva, Mesut Ozil is back in our thoughts. The German international is very kindly priced at 8.4 in FPL, and having created 25 chances in his last five appearances, those assist numbers could well be maintained. With the aforementioned favourable schedule for the Gunners, the option to double up on Arsenal midfield assets looks very tempting, with Ozil in particular looking “nailed on”, having started every league match he’s been fit for.

Tottenham’s Christian Eriksen is another riser this week, although compared to Arsenal’s upcoming fixtures, it’s fair to say Spurs’ (bou, AVL, ars, WHM, CHE, wba) don’t hold quite the same appeal. The 8.3-priced Denmark international’s numbers are also not quite as impressive as Ozil’s, with 10 chances created in his last four outings, while the former Ajax man has only managed one shot from inside the box over the same period. As illustrated against Swansea, Eriksen does have fantastic ability from direct free-kicks, which can’t be underestimated.

The third Arsenal player to appear on our ladder this time around is Theo Walcott. The 8.6-valued attacker hasn’t been quite as prolific as Sanchez and Ozil in recent weeks, and isn’t as sure of a starting berth as those two, with Olivier Giroud pushing hard for a start in the lone striker role. Nonetheless, the England international has started the last six league matches up front, racking up two goals and two assists, and represents terrific value should he be able to keep that starting position through this favourable stretch.

After surprisingly being taken off at half-time against Everton, and rested to the bench in Moscow last night, Juan Mata slides down the rankings in our latest update. The Spaniard also faces a tough match-up against Man City this weekend, although United’s schedule thereafter (cpl, WBA, wat, lei, WHM) is very favourable. Setting us back at 8.9 in FPL, there looks to be stronger options available at the moment, particularly bearing in mind the former Chelsea man has only completed 90 minutes in two of his last six appearances.

With Everton’s difficult start to the campaign about to come to an end (ars, SUN, whm, AVL, bou, CPL), Ross Barkley could be someone to keep an eye on. The 6.8-rated midfielder may have blanked in his last four outings, but he has created nine chances over the same period, more than the likes of Philippe Coutinho and Mata (both six). Ten of his 13 goal attempts have come from outside the area, but it would come as little surprise if the England international manages to spark into life over the next month or two.

Back from his one-match suspension, Jeremain Lens could be the man Sam Allardyce will hope can ignite Sunderland from their slumber. The Dutch international has two goals and three assists already this season, and with the fixture list (NEW, eve, SOT, cpl, STO, ars) pretty reasonable, the now 6.4-priced attacker could be worth a look as a differential, with his current ownership standing at just 0.4% in FPL.

The amazing decline of Eden Hazard is showing no signs of abating, with last season’s PFA Player of the Year only afforded a late cameo appearance against Aston Villa last weekend. The Belgian did start against Dynamo Kiev in the Champions League on Tuesday, but it’s not certain he will line up against West Ham on Saturday. His price has dropped to 11.2 in FPL this week, on the back of over 60,000 transfers out, and that figure will only increase should he fail to make the starting XI once again.

Given he’s only registered four goal attempts and created three chances in his last four appearances, it’s little surprise that Swansea’s Andre Ayew (7.2) has only bagged a single goal over the same period. The Welsh outfit seem to have lost their mojo, having only found the back of the net three times in their last five matches, and while their forthcoming fixtures (avl, ARS, nor, BOU, liv, LEI) are pretty reasonable, there’s little doubt many of the Ghanaian’s 19% ownership will be considering alternatives at this point.

With many questions to be answered about Jurgen Klopp’s Liverpool, we are just about keeping faith in Philippe Coutinho, despite a less than friendly run of fixtures (SOT, che, CPL, mci, SWA, new) coming up. The 8.1-valued schemer can often flatter to deceive, and only has a single goal and two assists to his name so far this season. The Brazil international has managed 21 goal attempts in his last four appearances, though, with 10 of those coming from inside the box, and the hope will be that Klopp can get the best out of the talented midfielder.

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  1. Lateriser 12
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Quite a few on here. Just wanting some ideas.

    What Would you do next?

    Butland McCarthy
    Kolarov Toby Bellerin Prodl Francis
    Sanchez Payet KDB Mane Westwood
    Costa Martial Vardy

    1.3 M

    1. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Get Ozil

      1. Nascimento
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Even though he can't play football?

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Ha

    2. Nascimento
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Just 1ft? Probably save it. Looks real good.

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Moving forward. What would you do?

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Save

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Moving forward what would you do?

        1. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Kolarov to an Everton or United defender

          1. Mílanista
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Disgusting talk.

            1. Lateriser 12
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Think Butland -> DDG is worth a shot?

              1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                11 years, 2 days ago

                is McCarthy to DDG do-able

                at least then you have playing back-up

              2. Mílanista
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                11 years, 2 days ago

                If you don't need the cash it's good. DDG should score more.

              3. ILOVEBAPS
                11 years, 2 days ago

                Yes if you won't miss the cash when you know who comes calling.

            2. JK - Cønt ⭐
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              11 years, 2 days ago

              I sold his Lordship last week

              1. Mílanista
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                11 years, 2 days ago

                The imminent derby free kick will be a double whammy then 😉

                1. JK - Cønt ⭐
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  11 years, 2 days ago

                  I got Beller-in

                  Worked well last week

                  that being said had I know he was likely to start the derby I've had sold Francis or Huth instead

                  been royally screwed by City last GW 😡

        2. JonnyOnionRings
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Moving forward, only I can see is maybe Kolo to a Saints defender.

    4. Caine & Co.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      martial --> lukaku
      payet --> özil

    5. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I'd get a playing keeper alongside Butland. Ddg, bego etc

    6. Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Kolarov > Utd defender
      McCarthy > Myhill
      Prodl > Moreno

    7. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Have you considered 352?

  2. Piggs Boson
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Pranks needed!

    So, I found out that my gf has cheated on me. She doesn't know I know yet. But, because she owes me money, I can't dump her until the 28th, when she is due to pay me back. Do you fine people have any good ideas for some pranks in the 6 days?

    1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sorry to hear that GB

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        It's fine. We've only been living together for 3 months 🙂

        1. A.T
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Lucky escape then mate. Plenty more fish out there for a fine chap such as yourself.

    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Chop her f ucking hands off

      1. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        This.

    3. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Talc in her hairdryer

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I like this one! 🙂

        1. Pap Le Cissier
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          http://youtu.be/R7UGtOqrcG8

          The aftermath is hilarious

    4. Nascimento
      11 years, 2 days ago

      She have a sister?

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        No, but I like where you were going 😆

    5. KingNidge
      11 years, 2 days ago

      shave her head while shes sleeping

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        That might be one for the 27th...

    6. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Borrow some more money and then dump her

    7. ILOVEBAPS
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ayew serious?! Sorry to hear it GB if it's true.

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Not with that guy surely!!!

        1. Davido989
          11 years, 2 days ago

          :LOL:

        2. ILOVEBAPS
          11 years, 2 days ago

          😆

    8. Kings of Lyon ★
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Really sorry to hear that mate. I hope youre OK.

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I'll be fine when she's gone. It's going to hard pretending like nothing's wrong 🙂

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Aye I can imagine mate. Simple things like salt in the sugar for tea, holes in the umbrella, ruin her make up

          1. Andy1
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Laxative in her tea

        2. Irish Madridista ⭐
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Must be a worthy amount of money mate...

          1. Piggs Boson
            11 years, 2 days ago

            £900

            She has the direct debit set up already, but I think she would cancel it.

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Dodging a bullet it sounds like mate..

            2. Chocolate Boy
              11 years, 2 days ago

              just make sure you get that money back first and foremost. Thats not a small amount.

            3. All about the galacticos
              11 years, 2 days ago

              direct debit? is she paying in monthly installments?
              If you aren't getting it all back in one go. Then write it off.
              Can't imagine sticking around for a year just to get 900 back.

              1. Piggs Boson
                11 years, 2 days ago

                It's a one-off payment she set up, for the whole £900

                1. All about the galacticos
                  11 years, 2 days ago

                  that's great. keep cool till that's in the bank.
                  Must be tough to stick it out. But do if tor the money
                  And if Pride, ever makes you feel finishing it now remember this

                  "F**k pride. Pride only hurts, it never helps." - Marsellus Wallace

                  It's now just business

        3. ILOVEBAPS
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Just dump her now no pretending. Not worth the anguish... unless it's a LOT of money and you are 100% you will get it all.

          Perhaps you could just destroy all the things she loves leave them outside and change the locks while she is at work. 🙂

    9. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      draw a moustache on her

    10. Old Man
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bad luck GB. Do you have access to her FF account?
      Is Ms. Coleman available?

    11. Lucy.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sorry to hear this. 🙁

    12. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      how many pairs of shoes does she have?

      Hide one of every pair

      1. KingNidge
        11 years, 2 days ago

        lol

      2. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        A fair few. She's always losing things, so I could pull this off convincingly 🙂

    13. Irish Madridista ⭐
      11 years, 2 days ago

      🙁

      Cling Film over the toilet bowl is always a horrid time.

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Just don't forget you've done it!

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          11 years, 2 days ago

          😛

    14. Andy1
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Tell her on the 28th that you've had to go to the doctor and have been diagnosed with an sti. See if she has anything to admit to...

    15. Caine & Co.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      you can give very clear signals you're going to propose her and watch her be uncomfortable

      1. Andy1
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Like this one

      2. Kings of Lyon ★
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I really like this one !

      3. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I suggested something similar...

        Great minds think alike

    16. Davido989
      11 years, 2 days ago

      sorry to hear that gb

      more fish in the sea, karma etc

      1. Davido989
        11 years, 2 days ago

        and for that prank, fill up her handbags/shoes with a load of egg yolk/juice/sticky bombs. standard procedure, worked on my teacher a few years ago

        1. Davido989
          11 years, 2 days ago

          or if you're close friends with any of her mates and trust them, then get them to pretend you had ding ding together or even better, she catches you in on the act

          then you can be like http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2015/02/12/259C3F2600000578-0-image-a-164_1423759504322.jpg

    17. Van Klinkert Delarosa
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ouch.

      Does she have FPL account?

      1. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Oh there is plenty on youtube.

        Why don't you do the suicide pranks.

      2. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Nope, that was a sign right there...

    18. PINKFISH (SANCTIONED AND GA…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Send her to North Korea

    19. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Syringe Tabasco into her tampons.

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        11 years, 2 days ago

        YES!!!

      2. Pap Le Cissier
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I like your thinking

      3. ILOVEBAPS
        11 years, 2 days ago

        😆

        Bahahaha... love it.

      4. Davido989
        11 years, 2 days ago

        haha

      5. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        This is genius.

        It's currently shark week...

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Even better!!

        2. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Amazing. Is it actually? Is Sharknado on?

          1. Camp No No
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Will be, if he does the tabasco trick.

      6. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Rupert you're killing me

      7. Van Klinkert Delarosa
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Priceless. 🙂

      8. Irish Madridista ⭐
        11 years, 2 days ago

        😀

      9. Doolittle
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Bloody hell, this is genius.

      10. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        11 years, 2 days ago

        😆

    20. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Make her feel guilty by being super nice with her......this will be the biggest prank

      1. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 days ago

        *evil laugh*

      2. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        This is what I'm currently doing 🙂

        It's not easy though...

        1. Eden Hazardous
          11 years, 2 days ago

          I feel ya....I hope your FPL captain comes through this week 😀

          1. Eden Hazardous
            11 years, 2 days ago

            P.S - Who you captaining?

            1. Piggs Boson
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Sanchez, Vardy or Mahrez. Haven't decided 🙂

              1. Eden Hazardous
                11 years, 2 days ago

                Keep urself occupied on that mate....it will ease the pain

        2. Mystic Nutmeg
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Do you know if it was a one off or continuous cheating? Might make a difference to whether you could forgive her? Many will have the attitude "tough, move on" rather than give her a second chance, which I can totally understand.

          1. Piggs Boson
            11 years, 2 days ago

            At least once, I think it may have been 3 times.

            But I can't trust her. It's not like cheating is a "whoops, I slipped moment", it was a concious decision to meet up, go to his, and spread her legs.

            1. ILOVEBAPS
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Yep. Don't be nice to her. She doesn't deserve it. Just be the landlord, get your money and then treat her even worse.

            2. KingNidge
              11 years, 2 days ago

              treat this as a lucky escape.. no trust no point mate

    21. All about the galacticos
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Book a restaurant and say it's a special occasion, and either
      A) don't turn up
      B) arrive with her, go to the gents and leave her there

      Also, if it's your place, change the locks and dump her stuff outside.

      1. Andy1
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Make sure you order the expensive things from the menu, eat all courses then leave before the bill comes

        1. All about the galacticos
          11 years, 2 days ago

          May as well make it Nobu then
          I'd be lovely to see the look on her face when the penny drops
          Also like the movie cliche, where she'd be washing the dishes in a ball gown late into the night

      2. Rupert The Horse
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        First bit brilliant. Second bit highly illegal with potential prison sentence.

    22. Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Make a s** tape

    23. Andy1
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Lock a badger in her car

    24. S.Kuqi
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Women has ruined the world 🙁

    25. Mystic Nutmeg
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Really sorry to hear that, GB.

      Who's having to move out? If its you then you could leave some fish down the back of a radiator, maybe. It can't be anything which she could go to the police about. I don't know, I'm not very good with the revenge side of things.

      Hope you plan a night out/in with the lads to forget about it.

      1. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        She'll be leaving. It's my flat, but she pays me half rent atm. That's part of the money she owes.

    26. Black Knights
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Pranks? Blimey, you're taking it well. Very sorry to hear that mate.

      1. S.Kuqi
        11 years, 2 days ago

        +1. I would probably punch her face after getting money. Nothing bigger.

        1. Kings of Lyon ★
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Nothing bigger? Id set her on fire

      2. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I feel fine about it, she's not worth getting upset about. And I'm not going to stoop to her level. I'd prefer to be the bigger person, it'll only make her guilty.

    27. Rupert The Horse
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Shag her mum.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 days ago

        😆

      2. KingNidge
        11 years, 2 days ago

        even her dad

        1. Rupert The Horse
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          I was going to put this. That would be so much worse. Definitely shag her dad.

      3. S.Kuqi
        11 years, 2 days ago

        or her dog

        1. Camp No No
          11 years, 2 days ago

          I'll get your coat.

    28. megatronaldinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      i owe my SO money and fear that they've discovered the infidelity which i had kept quite heroically concealed. i expect that there shall be repercussions and wud like advice on deflating the stuation before it gets out of hand and lasting damage is done to one or both of us

    29. GENERATION X
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Hot Topic incoming - still a bit more entertaining than birthdays or Cedric...

      1. KingNidge
        11 years, 2 days ago

        most definitely

      2. Jax
        11 years, 2 days ago

        revenge porn

    30. Stats Don\'t Lie
      11 years, 2 days ago

      1) replace her lotion/shampoo with something like super glue or honey (depending on the colour)
      2) itching powder in underwear
      3) put bucket of icy water above door and make it so that it falls on her when she comes home.

    31. Kings of Lyon ★
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Jizz in her facecream / shampoo

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        11 years, 2 days ago

        haha... simple yet effective. Takes care of two problems at once so to speak. 🙂

        Though it might be good for her skin and we don't want that.

    32. Woy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sorry to hear that.

      Definitely a vote for the act like youre going to propose.

      1. Sjaugen
        11 years, 2 days ago

        If you can pull it off, then this.

        There is always the route with messing with her e-accounts: De-friending a ton of folks.
        Or just go the nerd way of blocking all her sites/netflexes in the router.

    33. Doolittle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Superglue a chair...

      Sorry to hear that GB, horrible thing to have to go through, hope you're ok.

      1. Jax
        11 years, 2 days ago

        kick her right in the pussay

      2. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        11 years, 2 days ago

        You've just reminded me of that scene in Police Academy where the captain washes his hair with some superglue! 😆

    34. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bad beats GB 🙁

      Life is full of experiences and this unfortunately one we must experience. Unless you really care about the money, it's not worth the emotional stress and anger it will cause.

      Keep looking forward and never turn back 🙂

      1. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
        11 years, 2 days ago

        If you know the guy involved, have a 'chat' with him and leave him sleeping with the fishes 😉

        1. ILOVEBAPS
          11 years, 2 days ago

          There is definitely a car to be trashed in there somewhere.

      2. Piggs Boson
        11 years, 2 days ago

        It's a fair amount of money, I don't want her getting away with it. I'm quite level headed, I don't think I'll get too stressed or angry.

        1. ILOVEBAPS
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Good for you. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

    35. Doolittle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Also, as horrible as it must be, be thankful that you've found out. That is a massively lucky escape.

    36. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Find a way to ruin her life and don't let him get away with it easier. I am well disciplined but this is the ultimate insult.. If you can walk away and not react you are a better man than me

      I feel for you pal

    37. Your Mum's Athletic
      11 years, 2 days ago

      @GB - Fish strapped under the passenger side seat in her car, that sh1t will stink it out for a long time!

      1. Camp No No
        11 years, 2 days ago

        If she has a car, this would be one heckuva prank.

    38. Camp No No
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Whatever you do, do not risk losing your money. Play it safe.

    39. Raddy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I have to say, the fact that you think she will not pay you the money owed to you if you break up, in combination with the cheating, really does she show she aint a great egg. Lucky escape mate.

    40. Bubz
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sorry to hear that GB, not a nice feeling at all. Surely she wouldn't be so horrible as to cheat on you, and then not pay you back because you found out about it? I would just tell her you know and kick her out asap. If she doesn't pay you the money she owes then she sounds like a rather awful person in general to be honest and you've done well to get rid.

  3. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Best midfielder up to 9m then? Ozil ahead of mata, Walcott and sterling?

    1. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Mane?
      I;d have Mata over Ozil (runs and hides)

      1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I have mane 🙂

    2. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ozil long term

      But i'd go Sterling now.

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        11 years, 2 days ago

        This ^

      2. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Good shout LR, as a pool fan I'm tempted to avoid though especially when I took him out before he finally delivered a haul!

    3. Ghost Ship
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sterling looks nice while Aguero is out, Ozil for the longer term

  4. Kurtinho
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Ozil.

    Discuss.

    1. Ghost Ship
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Value, kind run coming up. Like.

    2. Kurtinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Hahaha no please don't 😛 I'm only playin. I quite like Ozil, actually.

    3. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I think Sanchez is enough arsenal attack with all other options available

    4. ILOVEBAPS
      11 years, 2 days ago

      No more, please.

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        11 years, 2 days ago

        NO! You're WRONG ILB!

        Ozil doesn't NEED to give more.. so just QUIT IT okay?

        1. ILOVEBAPS
          11 years, 2 days ago

          I can't let it go. It's my problem and I will move forward with it as best I can. The man crush must be defeated.

    5. Dr Dream
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Nothing to discuss....In and ready for some pts.

    6. 1966 was a great year for E…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Great player, hasn't played well in England at a remotely consistent enough level.

      1. Kurtinho
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Nailed it.

        1. 1966 was a great year for E…
          11 years, 2 days ago

          But that probably just means I don't understand football well enough - only people who have read 'Inverting the Pyramid' are real football fans 😉

          1. Corkyote FFS CWC Champion 2…
            11 years, 2 days ago

            It's a good book to be fair but know what you mean

            1. 1966 was a great year for E…
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Writing about football is like dancing about architecture 😉

    7. Sterling Chap
      11 years, 2 days ago

      He's like a magician, now you see him... now you don't (and rarely reappears) 😀

  5. Ghost Ship
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Which move would you prioritise on a FT:

    Gomez - Bellerin
    Ayew - Ozil
    Gomis - Bony

    Team is:

    Myhill, Fabianski
    Kolarov, Dawson, Sahko, Gomez, Nyom
    Ayew, KDB, Sanchez, Payet, Mahrez
    Pelle, Gomis, Vardy

    1. Ratatouille
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      A

    2. Lad That's Boss
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bellerin

    3. Sterling Chap
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Bellers

  6. Zareos
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Which move to make?

    A. Francis to Bellerin
    B. Martial to Costa

    If I go with A, I would be giving Martial one more game. If he doesn't play centrally, I will bring in Lukaku next week. Thoughts?

    1. ILOVEBAPS
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Good plan.

    2. Lad That's Boss
      11 years, 2 days ago

      A

    3. MJonno_79
      11 years, 2 days ago

      A then lukaku in like you say

  7. sergioaguero67
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Best replacement for Ayew and Mata

    Which two?
    A. Walcott
    B. Özil
    C. Payet
    D. Wijnaldum

    1. Ratatouille
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Keep both mate!

    2. Zareos
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Payet instead of Ayew but keep Mata.

      1. sergioaguero67
        11 years, 2 days ago

        No need of an Arsenal double-up according to you?

    3. Lad That's Boss
      11 years, 2 days ago

      payet and ozil

  8. Nickofoz
    11 years, 2 days ago

    @Berb You going to bed as promised, or? 😛

    1. Davido989
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Night night 😉

  9. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Thoughts on what you would do for this week. Got myself set on a punt before wc

    Myhill

    Bellerin, Cedric, Huth

    Mane, Mahrez, Sanchez, Payet

    Sakho, Martial, Pelle

    Rudd, Westwood, Prodl, Francis

    7.6 ITB

    currently thinking of Westwood to Eriksen and benching Sakho

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      If you're punting go Kane(c)

      1. Lateriser 12
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I'd definitely do it in your position. Real differential.

      2. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        That is an option

    2. Lad That's Boss
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Put KDB for Mane

      1. Lad That's Boss
        11 years, 2 days ago

        or mahrez

  10. The Mighty Whites
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Play Sakho or Huth?

    1. Nickofoz
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Sakho easily

    2. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Huth

      1. Eden Hazardous
        11 years, 2 days ago

        I misread the question...Sakho easily

    3. Lad That's Boss
      11 years, 2 days ago

      MAMADOU

      1. Root
        11 years, 2 days ago

        It's probably Diafra

  11. Lad That's Boss
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Which three defenders to start? Clyne (SOU H), Jags (ARS A), Van Djik (LIV A), Bellerin (EVE H) or Kolarov (MUN A)?

    Will Kolarov only feature for 30 minutes or so, as he coming back from injury??

  12. shirtless
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Took a 0.3m loss on Walcott, now taken 0.4m loss on Pedro. And that turd Saylor dropped 0.1m! Done my boots!!

    1. Whats the Huth
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I'm amazed by Pedro's price fall

  13. Lad That's Boss
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Coutinho in or out?

    Potential replacements:
    1. Cabaye
    2. Mahrez
    3. Your suggestion

  14. S.Kuqi
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Ben Dinnery re tweeted:

    "reports that Georginio Wijnaldum MIGHT have a slight calf problem #NUFC presser at 2pm. Hopefully McClaren provide an update"

    Another failed bandwagon?

    1. Lateriser 12
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Interesting.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Music to my ears....

    3. Pap Le Cissier
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Or another failed tweet?

    4. Kurtinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I'll take his 25 points and run 🙂

    5. Nascimento
      11 years, 2 days ago

      MIGHT? Anyone might have a slight calf problem. He's getting worse.

    6. Raddy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ohhhhhhhhhh

    7. Irish Madridista ⭐
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Oh that is just goddamn beautiful :')

    8. Lingardium Leviosa.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Would have been more fitting to have a knee problem...

    9. A.T
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Might = it's gossip on a fan forum so he wants to hedge his bets.
      "Fact" = a credible media outlet has broken the story a few minutes before Ben's tweet.

  15. Egg Fried Reus
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Gomis -> Bony for a hit?

    1. Root
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Was Gomis really that bad against Stoke?

      1. GENERATION X
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Worse. Eder next game if I was Monk.

    1. Woy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Assume its been posted

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Why are you posting it again then?

        1. Woy
          11 years, 2 days ago

          in the chance it hasn't been

        2. S.Kuqi
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Breadbin is that you?

        3. JK - Cønt ⭐
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          11 years, 2 days ago

          in case late arrivals, like me, haven't seen it

          1. S.Kuqi
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Me neither

            1. Hasselbaink Forever
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Me too, cheers Woy

              1. Woy
                11 years, 2 days ago

                no prob

          2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
            11 years, 2 days ago

            He posted it about a minute after it was tweeted!

            Lightning 😉

    2. Kurtinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Two world-class players. Where's Ozil? Nowhere to be seen, as usual.

      1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Hiding again isn't he... no leadership

      2. ILOVEBAPS
        11 years, 2 days ago

        He's taking the photo. He's got an eye for that kind of thing.

      3. Doolittle
        11 years, 2 days ago

        😀

  16. The Mighty Whites
    11 years, 2 days ago

    1FT, 4.3 itb Bellerin in for Reid?

    myhill - butland

    kolarov - reid - dawson - richards - huth

    sanchez - KDB - yaya - mahrez - anya

    pelle - vardy - sakho.

  17. DGW Sane TC Fail....
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Not really sure on who to captain this week Had it between Vardy and Mahrez but after thinking about it , Palace kept clean sheets against Leicester last year and Pardew is no mug and with have a game plan to win the game on the counter. Looked at Sanchez, but reserved with him too ...Wenger suggesting he's tired and he's up against mainly Coleman and Stones who should keep him quiet. Do expect Arsenal to win, but i think the goals will comes from elsewhere this week. Probably down the right hand side.

    Costa is my next option ..Took a punt on him last week and it worked out , but West Ham are no Aston villa. So it's risky ..

    Anybody else struggling for the armband?

  18. Davido989
    11 years, 2 days ago

    I'm off, have a good day guys. Forget Ozil and co, they don't even know we exist and they don't play FPL either. So they're irrelevant. As for GB, I hope something works out for you, you're a really top lad. Have a good day all

    1. KingNidge
      11 years, 2 days ago

      later berbs

    2. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Cya mate

    3. Kurtinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ozil might play fpl, ya never know! Night mate, apologies if any offence caused due to differing opinions 🙂

    4. Doolittle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      See you later mate.

  19. Raddy
    11 years, 2 days ago

    This season I have usually captained the "obvious" captain and usually failed, so figured might try a punt.

    Eriksen (C).

    Rumblings of approval or disapproval?

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Don't go there.

      1. Raddy
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Is that an order, captain?

        1. Lingardium Leviosa.
          11 years, 2 days ago

          🙂

          1. Raddy
            11 years, 2 days ago

            Still might do it. Mutiny 😎

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I approve. Punt achieved

    3. JK - Cønt ⭐
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      11 years, 2 days ago

      I think I might captain Kane

      1. ILOVEBAPS
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Even bigger punt!! 🙂

  20. King Kohli
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Alright lads, need your opinion

    Fabianski Hennessey
    Kolarov Bellerin Huth Francis Nyom
    KDB Ayew Mahrez Payet Sanchez
    Lukaku Vardy Pelle

    1. Who to bench from the front 8?
    2. Would you start Kolarov instead of Nyom?
    3, Worth using the AOA chip this week?

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      1. Mahrez/Payet
      2. Kolarov
      3.Yes if you don't agree with 1

    2. DGW Sane TC Fail....
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Ayew
      Yes
      No

  21. Saniul
    11 years, 2 days ago

    http://www.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/comment/11607315

    And the Dutch team for the FIFFSA 5-A-Side have arrived. To win!

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      How did you qualify? :O

  22. Whats the Huth
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Deeply disappointed in myself for not going with KDB over Hazard last week. But alas - I am planning on getting KDB in for Hazard after this week (But if he's close to rising then I will pull the trigger and do the transfer)
    Team so far - I'd appericate your thoughts

    DDG, McCarthy
    Kolv, Bellerin, Williams, Prodl, STaylor
    Sanchez, Hazard, Mahrez, Payet, Ayew
    Ighalo, Pelle, Vardy

    I'm thinking of saving my FT. And doing Hazard and Ayew to KDB and Ozil. And spending a -4 on doing Ighalo to Luk

    Thanks

  23. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Martinez is just taunting me with Mirallas now

    6.8 I say, 6.8

    1. SuperDunny - Used to be goo…
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Wow! Didn't realise that!

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        He's a bigger troll than Lukaku though

    2. A.T
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Don't do it jk.

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Has to be Lukaku if anyone right?

        1. A.T
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Yep. Mirallas is never fit these days. As soon as he's back he's injured again.

    3. Doolittle
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Don't do it.

  24. Laalman
    11 years, 2 days ago

    What to do with this?1.0 ITB

    Myhill
    Bellerin, Evans, Sagna

    San(C)hez, KDB, Mata, Payet(V), Mahrez

    Studge, Pelle

    (Hennesy,Ighalo, Huth, Targett.

  25. The Raging Bull
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Pool team for tonight: Mignolet, Clyne, Skrtel, Sakho, Moreno, Milner, Allen, Can, Lallana, Coutinho, Origi

    1. Raddy
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Why is it the Pool lineups have always come out early?

    2. Kurtinho
      11 years, 2 days ago

      The is the predicted XI that Paul Joyce and Tony Barrett have published. Think Lucas should be starting in a match like this, but I can see why he's need resting with 6 matches in the next 17 days. Other than that it's the strongest XI Klopp could feel given the injury list.

      1. Kurtinho
        11 years, 2 days ago

        *he'd
        *field

      2. The Raging Bull
        11 years, 2 days ago

        Quite satisfied with that lineup. It's a competition JK is taking seriously, unlike BR.

        1. Kurtinho
          11 years, 2 days ago

          Agreed. Although BR was under a lot more pressure to perform in the league. It's early days for Klopp so he has a free swing at the first few matches.

          1. The Raging Bull
            11 years, 2 days ago

            BR was incapable at managing a big squad.

            1. Kurtinho
              11 years, 2 days ago

              Yep, juggling European matches was one of his weaknesses.

              1. The Raging Bull
                11 years, 2 days ago

                At this level whilst managing a club the size of LFC, it wasn't good enough.

  26. Stats Don\'t Lie
    11 years, 2 days ago

    Which transfer should I make?

    A)ayew > sterling
    B)huth > spurs defender
    C)huth > coleman
    D)save ft

  27. Lingardium Leviosa.
    11 years, 2 days ago

    D, Do A next week.

    1. Lingardium Leviosa.
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Reply fail to PK

  28. TheSteel
    11 years, 2 days ago

    what are owners doing with Yaya?

    1. The Raging Bull
      11 years, 2 days ago

      Keeping he's on penalties and had a good game yesterday.