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13 November 2015 1590 comments
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Gerard Deulofeu scores three times for Spain Under 21s. Yannick Bolasie notches for DR Congo, Alexis Sanchez fails to net in a 90-minute run out for Chile, whilst Sadio Mane and Jamie Vardy are both doubts ahead of today’s batch of internationals.

In-Form Deulofeu Hits Hat-Trick

Gerard Deulofeu bagged a hat-trick – which included a free-kick and two clinical finishes – for Spain’s U21 outfit as they ran out 5-0 victors over Georgia.

The Scout Says: The imminent return of Sergio Aguero has many a Fantasy manager ruminating on how best to redistribute their funds to afford the Argentine. To that end, Deulofeu has emerged as a potential enabler by virtue of his impressive form and 6.2 valuation. The La Masia graduate boasts one goal and six assists in the previous six Gameweeks and has been translating that form over to the international stage, chalking up three goals and a trio of assists in as many outings. Further strengthening his case for inclusion in our squads, the Toffees now embark on an excellent run of fixtures (AVL, bou, CRY, nor, LEI, new, STO) through to the New Year, with Deulofeu now looking the best route into the Toffees midfield as the points dry up for Ross Barkley.

Palace Midfielders Find the Net

Yannick Bolasie opened the scoring for DR Congo in their 3-2 win against Burundi. Meanwhile, Eagles team-mate Mile Jedinak slotted home a spot-kick during Australia’s 3-0 victory over Kyrgzstan.

The Scout Says: Whilst Jedinak will likely be handed another bench role upon his return to domestic duties, Bolasie scored last time out against Liverpool and is certainly worth keeping tabs on in appreciation of Palace’s agreeable schedule (SUN, NEW, eve, SOU, sto, bou). Over the last two Gameweeks, the winger ranks top of the Eagles’ midfield contingent for attempts (four), shots inside the box (four) and shots on target (two). Furthermore, he could benefit from the potential return of strike duo Connor Wickham and Marouane Chamakh next Gameweek – furnishing the Londoners with a focal point they can build from. It’s worth nothing, however, that Palace have scored just six goals at home this campaign and three of their next four match-ups are held at Selhurst Park. Nonetheless, with both Yohan Cabaye and Wilfried Zaha just one booking away from a ban, Bolasie’s appeal is definitely on the up.

Sanchez Blanks in Chile Stalemate

Alexis Sanchez played from start to finish in Chile’s home draw with Colombia last night. The winger now faces a trip to Uruguay on Tuesday and, according to reports in The Mirror, could be handed a much-needed rest in the “not-too-distant future”, given his abbreviated pre-season and subsequent energy-sapping trips to South America on international duty.

The Scout Says: Given that the Gunners are neck and neck with Manchester City in the title race and are contending with a bevy of injuries on the flanks, it appears highly unlikely that Sanchez will be rested in the immediate future. Following a typically busy Christmas schedule, though, Arsene Wenger might well elect to rest the former Barcelona star between Gameweeks 20 and 21 – when the FA Cup third round fixtures are scheduled to take place – which would give him 10 days to recuperate before a trip to Anfield. There’s no doubt Sanchez’ displays have tailed off in recent outings, with the Chilean drawing blanks in each of the previous three Gameweeks, but with West Brom, Norwich, Sunderland and Villa up next, Wenger can ill-afford to take his foot off the gas at the summit. Certainly, those looking for an alternative route into the Arsenal midfield will be more swayed by Mesut Ozil’s displays – over 124,000 FPL managers have snapped up the consistent German this week, who has scored or assisted in eight of his 11 league appearances.

Vardy a Worry for Three Lions

Roy Hodgson revealed that Jamie Vardy has picked up a knock and could be set to miss England’s friendly against Spain this evening:

“We are monitoring the injury and working on it, but it looks unlikely that he will be able to play (against Spain)”

The Scout Says: Vardy required treatment in the second half of Leicester’s home tie against Watford last time out before returning to the field to score a penalty soon after. Given this evening’s clash is a friendly fixture, it may well be that Hodgson is simply taking no unnecessary risks with the forward’s fitness, though any possible injury would have a significant effect on his 53% FPL ownership. Casting our attention to next Gameweek, a refreshed Vardy would be an ominous prospect for a Newcastle United outfit as he looks to score for the tenth successive league match against a side that ranks second for goals conceded (13) over the last six Gameweeks.

Mane Doubtful for Senegal

Sadio Mane is a doubt for Senegal’s World Cup qualifier against Madagascar this morning due to an ankle injury. Elsewhere in the Saints camp, Maya Yoshida netted in Japan’s 3-0 win over Singapore.

The Scout Says: Mane lies just outside the top 10 midfielders in term of total score (55) this campaign, having notched three goals and five assists across 12 outings. The Senegalese winger carded three goals and an assist between Gameweeks 7 and 10 but has since posted back-to-back blanks. Nonetheless, Mane still managed six attempts and five shots inside the box during that period, so his 10% ownership will be hoping for a swift recovery ahead of Saints’ enticing home clash against Stoke City. Yoshida’s strike for the Samurai Blue marks his second goal for club and country in the last fortnight, given that he scored against Aston Villa in the League Cup. Priced at 4.2, the versatile defender would serve as a tantalising route into Southampton’s rearguard if he was assured starts, though it remains to be seen if he can keep ahead of Cedric Soares at right-back, after earning the nod away to Sunderland in the previous Gameweek.

Sessegnon Nets in Benin Win

West Brom wide man Stephane Sessegnon converted from the penalty spot as Benin recorded a 2-1 win over Burkina Faso yesterday afternoon.

The Scout Says: Once a cult icon on the Fantasy scene, Sessegnon’s star has faded in recent seasons due to injuries and a manifest drop in form. The 5.1-priced midfielder has earned four successive starts for the Baggies, though, and grabbed an assist in Gameweek 11. That being said, his underlying statistics over that period (four attempts and as many key passes) are unimpressive and West Brom face a tough schedule (ARS, whu, TOT, liv), so Sessegnon will very much remain on the periphery of our thinking.

Amavi Worry for Villa

Jordan Amavi sustained a knee injury during France U21’s Euro 2017 qualifier against Northern Ireland. In a post-match interview, coach Pierre Mankowski was uncertain over the extent of his injury:

“Doctors are trying to look after him. According to the first information available it would be a knee sprain. It is not yet known whether the ligament is ruptured. It’s too early to tell.”

The Scout Says: In the event that Amavi has ruptured ligaments and faces a lengthy spell in the treatment room, the 4.2-priced Kieran Richardson would be the likely replacement for the young Frenchman. Notwithstanding Villa’s clean sheet at home to Manchester City last Gameweek, the difficulty of their fixture list (eve, WAT, sou, ARS) and dreadful form prior to the Sky Blues’ visit limits our interest in their rearguard assets.

Son Creativity Guides Korea to Win

Tottenham’s Heung-Min Son came on at the 63-minute mark for South Korea yesterday, and wasted little time in making his mark by carding two assists in a routine 4-0 home thrashing of Myanmar. Swansea’s Ki Sung-yeung played from start to finish for the host nation.

The Scout Says: Considering that Erik Lamela incurred a one-match ban for receiving his fifth booking in the North London derby, Heung-Min Son looks likely to be handed a starting berth when West Ham pay visit after the international break. Although the South Korean netted in just his second league start, his Fantasy potential is severely hampered by his classification as a forward. Moreover, Lamela’s strong displays of late ensure that Son will have to make a statement against the Hammers to retain a spot on the flank for Chelsea’s visit the following Gameweek. Ultimately, those eyeing up Tottenham’s attack ahead of four home matches in six will be hard-pushed to overlook Harry Kane, who has racked up five goals and eight bonus points in the last three Gameweeks.

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  1. Rupert The Horse
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Right, I've had enough of this new post and top of the page challenge. Back to work.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Neigh-sayer.

    2. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😆

  2. Prøphet
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Since i was away last two days for the most part, whats the deal with Mane and Vardy?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Knock knock

      1. Prøphet
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Who's there?

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Control Freak, now you say "Control Freak Who?"

          SAY IT!

          1. Prøphet
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Control freak who?!

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Damn.. I've never gotten this far before..

              I have no idea where the joke goes from here..

              .....

              *puts axe through the door*
              http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2014/10/21/1413919971251/Axe-scene-from-The-Shinin-012.jpg

              1. Prøphet
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Haha! 😀 I am the one screaming it seems, just male version!

            2. Bedknobs and Boomsticks
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Knock knock.
              Who's there?
              Control freak.
              Control freak who?
              I'll ask the questions in this joke!

              Its not actually funny, but at least its a resolution.

              1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                10 years, 11 months ago

                I assure you my one also ended in a resolution 😈

                But nice to know for the future 😀

  3. King H
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Guys I have Payet and Martial. The plan is to bring in Kun and Deulafeo. I am 0.2 short and can do another transfer -4 to bring in someone for my cheap 5th MId who is Morrison.

    The question is .. Is it worth it or do I just take my chances with Lanzini ?

    1. Differential C (Mark)
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lanzini!

      1. King H
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I Can save -4 if I go for Lanzini. But deulafeos form is amazing and too hard to ignore. #KunProblems

    2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Think long term ..if you think defa will outscore lanzini then take the hit.

      You can always downgrade to lanzini. Easier than upgrading to defa

      1. King H
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This is very true mate. I can definitely see him outscoring Lanzini. I will wait till the international break is done to see how Kun is doing. I have Ozil and Sanchez in the same team too.

    3. BearHug
      10 years, 11 months ago

      0.2 short is ouch.

      Personally I still want Deulofeu againts Lanzini.

      1. King H
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Exactly mate. And I am 0.1 away from Bolasie lol.

  4. Alittude
    10 years, 11 months ago

    KDB vs Lukaku. Who will be the more consistent over the course of the season?

    1. Differential C (Mark)
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Kevin, but Lukaku has a higher probability of exploding once in a while. KDB just consistent.

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Consistent? KdB.

      Highest points? No idea.

      Next 5? Lukaku.

      1. Alittude
        10 years, 11 months ago

        thanks for this, do you think the return of silva and aguero will help him start scoring again?

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Hoping so, I'm keeping him anyways.

    3. A.T
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Who knows but you're surely not buying a player for the rest of the season are you? Just look at the current fixtures and form and go off that.

      1. Alittude
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I have kdb now. Got him for 10.1 but thinking if i should downgrade him and upgrae ighalo to lukaku. Problem is if i do that i might not be able to get kdb back in so im trying to see ahead.

        1. Dr Dream
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Just get Silva instead....he's abetter pick anyway...

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Debatable in fpl terms due to his glass ankles.

          2. Alittude
            10 years, 11 months ago

            really? kdb outscore him when they played together.

            1. t4thomas
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Factor in all the -4s taking him out when he gets sicky.

              1. Dr Dream
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Dunno why folk are scared of him. I've never had anything but pts off him.

                1. Camp No No
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  I've never had anything but injuries off him.

                  1. Sebbo29
                    10 years, 11 months ago

                    +1

            2. Paulie Walnuts
              10 years, 11 months ago

              They played together once

        2. A.T
          10 years, 11 months ago

          It's best not to think too far ahead IMO. You probably won't want either in your team at some point I'd say.

    4. Alittude
      10 years, 11 months ago

      cheers guys

    5. FPL_Sponge
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Would keep KDB and Igahlo over upgrading to Lukaku imo.

      1. Alittude
        10 years, 11 months ago

        thanks wise1

  5. Jigger & Pony
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Sat on the runway in Hong Kong (flight delayed). Feeling blessed that I have FFS to keep me entertained on a Friday evening...

    1. A.T
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Going anywhere nice?

      1. Jigger & Pony
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Singapore 😉 Just to check out Edison, captain of Team Singapore, before the FIFFSA tournament begins

        1. Nisheda
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Say hi

          1. Nisheda
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Your friendship will be over when FIFSA starts

            1. Jigger & Pony
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Haha keep enemies closer they say

              1. Nisheda
                10 years, 11 months ago

                You saw through out plan

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Wait.. it's evening time?

      *leaves work at 11am*

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

      2. Jigger & Pony
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        🙂

  6. Eden Hazardous
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Hits check

    How many hits have you taken/plan to take this GW?

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Total hits taken this season: 10

      Currently on -8 for this week.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Was asking for this week only btw , -4 for me atm

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Planning any more?

          I should (hopefully) have enough to last me now.

          1. Eden Hazardous
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I haven't done my transfers yet , no fallers this week for me , nor any of my targets have risen

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Ah, just planning a -4.

              Who ya getting?

    2. King H
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not taken any but am leaning towards a -8 for Aguero and Deulafeo

      1. A.T
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Holy cow 😯

    3. Business Dog
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -4

    4. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I saved 2 FTs for this week. Looking at no hit for Deulefou and Ozil, or -4 to include Aguero too but will probably wait a week on that.

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Those are two great transfers. who are you taking out?

        1. Black Knights
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Payet will be one, and i'm thinking KDB the other, just because Ozil v wba is better than KDB v LIV (agree?). Those two combined will allow the funds for Pelle to Aguero in the coming weeks.

          1. internal error
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            10 years, 11 months ago

            yeah, I agree but KDB can still do well against us. I've got both KDB and Ozil

            1. Black Knights
              10 years, 11 months ago

              The alternative is Sanchez to Ozil, which is less appealing. I'm more scared of Sanchez exploding than KDB, who only did so in an absolute freak of a game.

              1. Paulie Walnuts
                10 years, 11 months ago

                I would get rid of KDB not Sanchez

                1. Black Knights
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Cheers. That's what i thought, mainly with fixtures in mind. Arsenal's are much better than City's.

              2. internal error
                • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                10 years, 11 months ago

                ive got sanchez as well. i'd be scared to sell him, although i am considering it

                1. Black Knights
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Yeah he's a nuisance isn't he. Has to be worth keeping for the next 4, then maybe re-evaluate. Will be easier for me to move him on if i still have Ozil alongside him.

    5. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1FT used, 1 FT to go before GW13

    6. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Total hits taken this season: 1.
      Planned for this GW: 0.

      1. t4thomas
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Might even Save!

    7. BearHug
      10 years, 11 months ago

      0 hits so far

      For a change, maybe I'll stay hitless this week.

    8. Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Few whiskeys

    9. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      None.

    10. Camp No No
      10 years, 11 months ago

      None taken. Ton planned.

    11. pompeyfan
      10 years, 11 months ago

      6

      Possibly will take a -4 this gw

    12. Paulie Walnuts
      10 years, 11 months ago

      -8

    13. sleecc
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No transfer yet, may be save.

    14. Boris Bodega
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      none for a change

  7. Dynamic Duos
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Thoughts on Arsenal Def double up? Monreal and Cech with Sanchez.

    1. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nah.

      1. Dynamic Duos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Why? Arsenal top of ticker and have a strong Def. DDG or Cech?

    2. A.T
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Stops you from an attacking double up so I'd say no. Man Utd double up on the other hand.....

      1. BearHug
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Agree

    3. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No because I'd want the option at least to get Ozil.

    4. Arteta
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I had Cech, Bellerin & Alexis. Now I have Cech, Alexis & Özil.

  8. Eden Hazardous
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Typing Deulofeu is really bugging me ...... can't we create a abbreviation for him?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Deu will do

    2. Dynamic Duos
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Feu

      1. Dynamic Duos
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Dfeu*

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Delf 😉

    4. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Gerry.

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Or Ged.

    5. BearHug
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Gerard D

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Ahahaha.

    6. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      - Uefolued.

      - D.

      - DLF.

      - Blondie.

      - Deu.

      - Dbags.

      - D-Balls.

      - Hank.

      1. Eden Hazardous
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Blondie! 😆

      2. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hank sounds about right.

    7. Sebbo29
      10 years, 11 months ago

      DLF

      1. Black Knights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This could actually be the winner. Everyone happy with this?

        1. diz
          10 years, 11 months ago

          No. It's not obvious enough, it wrecks my head when I haven't been on here in a while and I can't figure out a new TLA

          1. Black Knights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            DeLF any better?

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Just reminds me of Fabian...

              1. Black Knights
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Oh god. We're not gonna be able to find a solution for this.

    8. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      LAZARO?

    9. Eden Hazardous
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Toffee's Gerard?

    10. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      GD would suit me?

    11. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Gezza

    12. Sess!
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Cheating little runt. Not shorter but more apt.

  9. Sebbo29
    10 years, 11 months ago

    so what to do with Bellerin? Should keep or ship?

    1. A.T
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Wait for the pressers next week.

  10. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Are there any sites where I can get Member type stats for Europa games?

  11. Dr Dream
    10 years, 11 months ago

    How nailed on is this Deulofeu fella ?

    I remember Martinez saying that Mirallas would have a big part to play in the coming weeks..is he a threat ?

    1. Camp No No
      10 years, 11 months ago

      If Deulofeu doesn't play, Everton attack has little appeal anyway.

    2. A.T
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Not directly, Mirallas on the left, Deulofeu on the right. How nailed is he? He's the best attacking option of any midfielder in the team but if his form dropped so will he be. It wouldn't stop me from buying him.

    3. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      There were a couple of decent quotes about him in the Say What? article recently (yesterday maybe). I reckon he'll start most games while he's in this form, but we may have to expect a subbing at 75/80 mins, which would still be OK given the opposition he faces.

      1. Dr Dream
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Cheers.

    4. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      He's been arguably our best player and should play every week imo. However, we do have many options (Lennon, Naismith, McGeady et al) who will get games at some point. I'd expect Deulofeu to start 80-90%, but be prepared for the occasional benching.

  12. King H
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What's the script with Victor Moses. Is he injured ?

    1. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      trans

  13. t4thomas
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Is anyone else looking forward to the first comment, where someone spells Gerard Deulofeu correctly?

    HULK ME.

    1. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Pffft, I could search through my history for every comment if you want 😉

    2. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Everyone on this page so far has.

      1. Black Knights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Tell a lie.

  14. airborneaksai
    10 years, 11 months ago

    is it advisable to do a payet --> ozil this week

    i already have sanchez....will play them both this week and remove sanchez next.

    i have funds to can get any other midfielder also

    1. BearHug
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Do it. 🙂

  15. Christina.
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What's the bird of knowledge?

    1. Camp No No
      10 years, 11 months ago

      I've got the feeling it's the one I shot and ate yesterday.

      1. Jigger & Pony
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        +1

    2. John t penguin
      10 years, 11 months ago

      is it a vowl

    3. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Victoria Coren Mitchell

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        *Swoon*

        1. how now brown cow
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Really?

          1. Doolittle
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Aha it's an odd crush I have, I think it's an amalgamation of her being clever, funny, married to a hero of mine, and...erm...voluptuous.

            1. Camp No No
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Who is?

              1. Doolittle
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Victoria Coren Mitchell.

                1. Camp No No
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Ok. I just leave it here this time.

                  1. Doolittle
                    10 years, 11 months ago

                    Don't you have access to Google Camp Mou? 😉

                    1. Camp No No
                      10 years, 11 months ago

                      I could, but I don't use it.

                      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        Eh? No Google? How does one get around, know stuff, answer questions, eat, breathe?!

                      2. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        Library?

                      3. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        I genuinely wouldn't be able to find a library without Google.

                        Why would you labour yourself with books and extra travel instead of just getting the answer straight away?
                        Sorry, might be my youth, but I don't understand how Google could be anything BUT a good thing..

                      4. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        Also duckduckgo. 😉 Ask Doos.

                      5. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        Ahaaaaa....

                        That makes far more sense, I thought you were becoming a hermit or technophobe there for a sec..

                      6. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        But anyway, I can see a ton of reasons why google IS a great evil.

                        Only one of them is that it makes you skip that labour of acquiring knowledge and makes you reliant on fast copy-pasted non-researched and unchecked carp sort of pseudo-knowledge. The amount of shite that people reply to questions as the factual truth on internet is amazing.

                      7. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        No, don't get me wrong, I am a bit of a hermit technophobe. 😀

                      8. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        All depends on what, where, and how you're searching, but yes, I'd agree that inexperienced Googling (or internet-ing in general) can be a very dangerous thing for an inexperienced and unsuspecting mind.

                        On the other hand though, it can also provide a simple gateway to all of the right info, it's just hidden in among the shite 😛

                      9. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        I fear most people can't make difference between right info and shite. And when perhaps 99% of all is shite...

                      10. Irish Madridista ⭐
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        Ah Camp that's a load of shite....

                        😉

                      11. Camp No No
                        10 years, 11 months ago

                        😆

            2. how now brown cow
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Fair enough - certainly v clever and I understand the voluptuous comment.

              1. Doolittle
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Ha I think it's my "weird crush". Hard to explain it, I just think she's great.

                1. Boris Bodega
                  • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Crikey I knew she was a poker player, but she has also made a porn film! I love Wikipedia.

                  1. Doolittle
                    10 years, 11 months ago

                    Aha she didn't star in it (I've done my research).

                    1. Boris Bodega
                      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
                      10 years, 11 months ago

                      The poker thing I think may have been a bit of a set up....not on her part, but the world of poker is a crooked business.

              2. Irish Madridista ⭐
                10 years, 11 months ago

                "I understand the voluptuous comment"

                Oh, we all do 😉

                O.O

                1. Camp No No
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  I don't, but that's a different story.

                  1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                    10 years, 11 months ago

                    Boobies.

            3. Boris Bodega
              • Fantasy Football Scout Member
              10 years, 11 months ago

              I think the term is 'thinking mans totty' 😉

    4. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Rachel Riley, Carol Vorderman.

      1. Doolittle
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I bloody hate Carol Vorderman. Rachel Riley is another matter.

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Yep, opposite ends of the spectrum.

          1. Doolittle
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Vorderman on Question Time was one of the most horrific things I have ever seen/heard.

            1. how now brown cow
              10 years, 11 months ago

              I have the way she's trying to flog maths books to kids and yet used to advertise loan consolidation stuff too.

              Rachel on the other hand could be an arms dealer for all I care.

      2. Black Knights
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I met Rachel Riley in a nightclub in Southampton. She was an absolute pleasure.

        1. dcarlito
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          I betcha you did you dog.

        2. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          i met matt le tissier in a nightclub in southampton once. Such a decent friendly guy

          1. Doolittle
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Fun fact: Matt Le Tissier has never drunk a pint in his life. He drinks Malibu and coke.

          2. Black Knights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I met Darren Anderton in one and he was an absolute arsehole. Which was a real shame as he was my boyhood hero as a Pompey supporter.

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              10 years, 11 months ago

              My roommate went over to a United match a few years back and later that night they bumped into Darren Gibson, who started betting with them over pints, made them buy him pints, came back to the hotel with them and got sh!tfaced.

              1. Black Knights
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Ha that's excellent.

              2. Doolittle
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Bloody hell, I was worried about where that was going before the final 3 words.

                1. Camp No No
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Me too.

        3. Doolittle
          10 years, 11 months ago

          There's something oddly vague and disconcerting about that BK haha.

          1. Irish Madridista ⭐
            10 years, 11 months ago

            We had a lovely time, Rachel and I 😈

            1. Doolittle
              10 years, 11 months ago

              A lovely pleasurable time.

          2. Black Knights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I can't go into any more detail, Doolittle. My lawyers have advised that is as much as I can say on the encounter.

            1. Doolittle
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Lawyers: "Don't tell them that you told her you love her, exposed yourself, and cried in a cell for the rest of the night. It's not dignified".

  16. diz
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Correction to article: Kane has 7 bonus points in the last 3 GWs

  17. how now brown cow
    10 years, 11 months ago

    A - Kdb, coutinho, 4.4
    B - Sanchez, deulofeu, alli

    1. Nisheda
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Will alli be in your starting line up or the 5th?

      1. how now brown cow
        10 years, 11 months ago

        5th. Playing with wc formations to fit aguero in....

    2. BearHug
      10 years, 11 months ago

      B

      1. Nisheda
        10 years, 11 months ago

        B

  18. Sess!
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Yes the Sess!

  19. Christina.
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What's the bird of peace?

    1. Jigger & Pony
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Dove

    2. Paulie Walnuts
      10 years, 11 months ago

      doesn't exist

    3. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Aung San Suu Kyi

      1. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        10 years, 11 months ago

        This message was approved by Cpt Crunch!

    4. Camp No No
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That one I know I shot and ate years ago.

  20. internal error
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    p*ss off Milner

  21. Irish Madridista ⭐
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Haha I was just introduced to the CEO of the company..

    CEO - "Hey Shane, is your second name Griffin by any chance?"

    Me - "Yep it is, new QA Graduate!"

    CEO - "Ah, had a conversation about you the other day.. Didn't think we'd hired you."
    *walks away*

    ..... Emm... I still have a job right?

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Oh dear... clear your desk immediately and take 5 hits on FPL

    2. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Change your name to Peter

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Prefer Stewart.

    3. ​
      10 years, 11 months ago

      😯 Hopefully its just a weird way of keeping you on your toes!

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Hehe.. =/

    4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Invite him out for a knuckle sandwich now!!!

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        How about a normal sandwich?

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Or at least, where does good knuckles?

  22. Christina.
    10 years, 11 months ago

    What the bird of safe sex?

    1. Paulie Walnuts
      10 years, 11 months ago

      not mine

    2. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Condor?

    3. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      The swallow?

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😀

      2. Christina.
        10 years, 11 months ago

        and we have a w̶e̶i̶n̶e̶r̶ winner!

      3. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

      4. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Aaaw how lovely... 🙂

    4. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Péter Máté's girlfriend

  23. Mark-O
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Any lineup news on Senegal team to play in 10min time?

    1. t4thomas
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Mane is in it.

      1. pompeyfan
        10 years, 11 months ago

        he is indeed, and Kouyate

    2. Konig Luther
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Mane is "injured"

      1. Irish Madridista ⭐
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Genuinely injured. Missing an important game..

        1. Irish Madridista ⭐
          10 years, 11 months ago

          Or genuinely faking it unpatriotically, I really have no idea 😀

          1. pompeyfan
            10 years, 11 months ago

            no. He's starting

            1. Irish Madridista ⭐
              10 years, 11 months ago

              Seriously? 😛

              Those rumours were all cack so! Vardy is grand! 😀 ha

              1. pompeyfan
                10 years, 11 months ago

                probably he was a doubt, but they needed him to start regardless. which could actually be bad! 😉

                1. Irish Madridista ⭐
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Haha that makes sense, playing through the pain barrier could be the worst outcome 😛

              2. Konig Luther
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Yesterday they said he could miss the match

    3. Mark-O
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Lineups! Lineups! Where are they? 😮

      1. Konig Luther
        10 years, 11 months ago

        but no senegal lineup

      2. Mark-O
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Saw his name but not sure is bench or playing.

  24. Hasselbaink Forever
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Nob of the day award goes to - https://twitter.com/LewisHamilton/status/665124758254694400

    1. Doolittle
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Doesn't he win that award every day? His BBC column is unutterably dull/arrogant, it's like a parody.

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Have to admit, that's one punchable face.

      2. Hasselbaink Forever
        10 years, 11 months ago

        True, life time achievement award looking likely

    2. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Nice chain. That must have been taken from a very posh toilet.

  25. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Says vardy tweaked groin on BBC.he must be a valid doubt for next weekend now.groin tweaks can longer for weeks

    1. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Tweaked his groin on a big black c**k? Sounds painful

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

        I'm not speaking from experience, but would imagine it probably wouldn't cause kind of injuries that it takes weeks to recover from. Not so bad, then.

      2. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Lol

      3. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        I think you can write 'cock' here, btw.

        1. Black Knights
          10 years, 11 months ago

          The two adjectives before it might be more of an issue.

          1. Camp No No
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Not sure if you're being a racist or suggesting that the mods are? 😉

            1. Black Knights
              10 years, 11 months ago

              I think the sentence as a whole seemed a bit racist.

              1. Camp No No
                10 years, 11 months ago

                Good come back, that one.

              2. Worzel Gummidge
                10 years, 11 months ago

                It is not racist in the slightest. Why do people on this site constantly say something is racist which is clearly not. Says more about you.

                Oh, you have black in your name. Racist.

                1. Black Knights
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Yeah it's pretty constant. Barely a page can go by without accusations of racism.

                2. Camp No No
                  10 years, 11 months ago

                  Because we're funnier than you.

    2. internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      a vardy injury would solve my benching headache

      1. Camp No No
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Yeah, that's the solution to all our FPL problems, having players injured... 🙄

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 11 months ago

          it is for one week. Hardly sounds like a serious injury does it......

          1. Camp No No
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I guess not, but depends how badly he tore his groin on BBC. I have no knowledge to really assess injuries of that sort.

            Seriously, injury to my player is never a good thing. I much rather have potentially points on bench if that's a backup in the case that some of my guys doesn't play. I don't understand how it is worse having points on bench than not having them at all.

            1. Alittude
              10 years, 11 months ago

              because regret is painful

          2. Black Knights
            10 years, 11 months ago

            Surely this is the same groin that he did DURING the match, which he then went on to complete? I can't see there being any problem with this at all, and i dont even own him so i wish there was more to it.

  26. alexwooty
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Ritchie to Deulofeu or Pelle to Lukaku?

    1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Keep pelle this weekend IMO..so the other

    2. Arteta
      10 years, 11 months ago

      1.

    1. Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Yessss

    2. Kings of Lyon ★
      10 years, 11 months ago

      No souare is the important thing here

    3. Rolls off the tongue (BCFC1…
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Is that the ex Birmingham midfielder as manager??.... he loved a booking he did!!

    4. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Thank you

    5. Hooky
      10 years, 11 months ago

      King Julien starting for Madagascar?

      1. Kings of Lyon ★
        10 years, 11 months ago

        😆

    6. Arteta
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Praise the lord!

    7. Camp No No
      10 years, 11 months ago

      That Madagascar team must be the commentator's dream!

      1. Rolls off the tongue (BCFC1…
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 11 months ago

        Senegal can afford to have A.Baby on the bench!!!!!

        1. Camp No No
          10 years, 11 months ago

          At least that's easy to pronounce and will only be confused with Bebe, who doesn't play in the same team.

          But:

          "Randranisoa tackles the ball comes to Randrianasolo, no it's Randrianiaina, who passes to Rakotoharimalala, quick pass to Andrianantenaina who plays it all the way back to Randrianasolo."

          Try saying that or something similar when the game is on, fast so that you keep on with the game, without one single time saying wrong player's name or a player's name wrong.

          1. Camp No No
            10 years, 11 months ago

            I have counted in one time saying wrong player's name there though. The point is, I can't see at least an European commentator surviving a single Madagascar match. That's a challenge really, I dare them to televise a Madagascar match in England and have some of their usual feckups commenting it.

  27. Christina.
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Vardy missing newc would be grand.

    1. Irish Madridista ⭐
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Vardy missing a drug test would also be something I could get on board with.

    2. Prøphet
      10 years, 11 months ago

      not really

    3. Kings of Lyon ★
      10 years, 11 months ago

      +1

    4. Black Knights
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Word.

  28. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Does anyone know what happened to Zouma . All I can find is he pulled out of an U-21 game and he has some kind of injury . No specifics ?

  29. FPL_Sponge
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 11 months ago

    Likelihood of a Moreno price rise this GW? Want to get him for Francis, but only after the City game...

    1. Arteta
      10 years, 11 months ago

      Moreno is on 89,3%.