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7 December 2015 1708 comments
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If recent results are anything to go by, Gameweek 15’s swansong should be an end-to-end affair, as the free-scoring Everton and Crystal Palace go head-to-head at Goodison Park. The Toffees have marmalised the recent trespassers on their turf, besting Sunderland and Aston Villa by an aggregate of 10-2. On the other hand, the Eagles put five past a hapless Newcastle United outfit last time out.

Everton have been the dominant attacking force in the previous four rounds of fixtures, placing top for goals scored (14), shot accuracy (49.1%) and shots on target (27). In terms of their home form throughout the campaign, the Merseysiders rank second – behind Manchester City (23) – for goals scored (16), despite charting in the bottom eight for attempts (91). Nonetheless, Everton’s defensive record at Goodison Park (11 goals conceded) bodes well for the Eagles’ offense.

Alan Pardew’s charges have excelled on their travels this term, overhauling the likes of Liverpool and Chelsea away from Selhurst Park. The London club will fancy their chances of stifling the Toffees’ buoyant attack, considering they’ve shipped the joint-fewest goals (five) in away matches.

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  1. John t penguin
    10 years, 10 months ago

    i feel like I have walked into a car sales room watching half time analysis

    1. Gazpilicueta
      10 years, 10 months ago

      VW?

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Where you at? I'm in Glasgow.

      1. John t penguin
        10 years, 10 months ago

        About 20 min down M74
        Don't go out at night in Glasgow

        1. John t penguin
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Not actually on M74

          1. King Kav. QC at law
            10 years, 10 months ago

            I'm on London Road, just off M74 junction 2A. Come out for a beer if you like, just me and a work colleague.

  2. Jay10
    10 years, 10 months ago

    If you had the option of keeping one player fit from now till the end of the season,who would it be?
    A-Aguero
    B-Sanchez
    C-Sturridge

    And why?

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A or C

      Goals goals goals

    2. Dukes of Hazard
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Sanchez, because I support arsenal.

      1. Jay10
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Ok.

        1. Dukes of Hazard
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Italy not have been the answer you wanted, but it was honest 🙂

          1. RÏɠBY
            10 years, 10 months ago

            italy rarely is

      2. RÏɠBY
        10 years, 10 months ago

        i thought you'd be less obvious.. like you fancy him or something

    3. RÏɠBY
      10 years, 10 months ago

      b more entertaining to watch

      1. Jay10
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Fpl doesn't affect your decision?

        1. RÏɠBY
          10 years, 10 months ago

          oh he'll rake in the points and arsenal will win the league winWin

          1. Jay10
            10 years, 10 months ago

            More because of Arsenal I think.

            1. RÏɠBY
              10 years, 10 months ago

              not THAT fussed be just nice to see someone else win that league

    4. Pasqualinho
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I think I'd put my ability to perform miracles to a more noble task than that.

    5. Tony Yeboah
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A

    6. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 10 months ago

      C for obvious reasons

      1. Jay10
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Ofc.

  3. Gazpilicueta
    10 years, 10 months ago

    over the last few weeks, I climbed from 1 million, through 500k, and into the top 100k, skirted around that for a while, now ive dropped to 130k.......I need some tips guys, how do i get back to climbing?!

    1. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Pick the players that will get you the most points.

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Simple as this.

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Most of us are further back.

    3. John t penguin
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Did you see that dog free falling on your way up?

    4. KISSES
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Try and pick the players that score the most points

    5. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Buy whoever scored last week and captain your player with the highest ownership %.

    6. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Just a blip you'll be fine.

    7. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 10 months ago

      If I knew I'd not tell you, I'd use the information to win.

    8. RÏɠBY
      10 years, 10 months ago

      pick the right captain
      i was around the 100k mark now back upto 5-600k.. annoying

    9. DaveZubie
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Dont drop Mahrez!!

  4. Flynny
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Probably need to replace kun on Friday...

    Are there any viable replacements that are not lukaku?

    My Other strikers are Kane and ighalo...

    Any recommendations on who to get?

    1. Ha.
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Studge?

    2. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Giroud?

      1. Flynny
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Studge is ridiculously injury prone....

        Giroud will be rotated over Xmas with Walcott......

        There really doesn't seem to be anyone apart from lukaku....

        1. Gooner Kebab
          10 years, 10 months ago

          and Kane

        2. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Vardy is the simple choice.

    3. Epic Fail
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Vardy.

    4. Weasel Boy
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Kun defo out still?

      1. Flynny
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Doesn't sound that great from Pelle today.....not training, still in pain....

        I'm not expecting him to play v swans....and if that is the case he got to go....

        1. Weasel Boy
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Ah ok was thinking of getting him in.
          Wil save FT now if I can

          Thanks

  5. John t penguin
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Cleverly doesn't seem to know he is getting in the road

  6. *sigh*
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Oh no it's like that hulk tv series from the seventies Lukaku> Lukallku > Lorllkaku > Trollkaku .... Mwuuuhahaha

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      10 years, 10 months ago

      *sigh*

    2. Yank Revolution
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Gotta give it up to Palace D so far.

  7. BucketHead
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Hi everyone how would you go about fixing this team,I've fallen away in my mini league..
    De gea. McCarthy
    Moreno Simpson Toby bellerin shawcross
    Mahrez hazard ozil Barkley anya
    Kane lukaku sturidge

    Ft this week was kompany to toby

    1. Epic Fail
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Save

      1. BucketHead
        10 years, 10 months ago

        My problem was I took out kdb to fund ageuro a few wks ago and haven't recovered yet

  8. Total Foot 5
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Wijnaldum and Ward in bench. ffs. anyone else w/ this duo having these pts for no use...

    1. Licious Lizard
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Wijnaldum must have hurt.

      Have 18p on the bench myself (45 in total so far). But it is normal for me at this point.

    2. In Like Flynn.
      • Has Moderation Rights
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Mahrez!!! 😡

      1. Licious Lizard
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Never bench 😉 But I made the mistake of selling Mahrez for Coutinho two weeks ago, so who am I to talk

      2. Total Foot 5
        10 years, 10 months ago

        mahrez. mercy. i learned after the last time he had a haul, to NEVER bench the guy. fixture proof.
        wij is going that route. hes forth in mid total score 84 pts,

    3. Burger
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Wijnaldum, Butland and Mahrez here 🙁

  9. Özilla Firefox
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Hazard goal incoming

    1. Stephen - Robot Daniels
      10 years, 10 months ago

      "He's due"
      "Great fixtures"

    2. Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I loled

  10. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    BT Sport pick a match from United' group to show on BT Sport Showcase and they pick PSV v CSKA

    Bar Stewards

    1. Daniel Exeter
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Worth getting BT sport then

      1. Epic Fail
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Firstrow

        1. Daniel Exeter
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Naughty 😉

      2. RÏɠBY
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Henning Wehn would certainly disagree

    2. Pasqualinho
      10 years, 10 months ago

      It's World Acronym Day. Or WAD.

  11. Bøwstring The Carp
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Hennessey and Simpson coming in for Begovic and Aguero.

    Wouldn't mind a 0-0 or penalty save here...

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      10 years, 10 months ago

      I'm sure

    2. Coldplay
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Ah so it's you I'm playing in the Doos H2H this week. I think I might edge it by a point.

  12. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    If he spoke to both players and decided to take no action, how could he not have seen it?

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3349925/Manchester-United-midfielder-Bastian-Schweinsteiger-faces-three-match-ban-violent-conduct-Winston-Reid-clash.html

    I really hate Clattenburg, aka Leicester City's 12th man

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Fyi, I like your posts and attitude here. One of my favourite posters.

    2. Nascimento
      10 years, 10 months ago

      This. MU players should be allowed to smash whoever they want with their elbows

      1. JK - Cønt ⭐
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'm not saying it wasn't a foul, but if he didn't see it, how can he have taken no action. What is it he was taking no action against?

  13. Nascimento
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Lukaku has been excellent since the restart

    1. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Greatest 2 mins ever

      1. Nascimento
        10 years, 10 months ago

        I'll remember it the rest of my life

    2. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Change of subject. Open question, Is his effective ownership over 100% tonight?

      1. Yank Revolution
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yes

        1. King Kav. QC at law
          10 years, 10 months ago

          Come on Lukaku, get sent off.

          Yours, a Lukaku owner.

      2. Sjaugen
        10 years, 10 months ago

        C

      3. Bubz
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Yep

      4. Nascimento
        10 years, 10 months ago

        109ish I think

  14. Ayew Serious
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Boring second half until 75'

    Bolasie cuts inside and gives Souare the space to overlap, Souare whips it in to Wickham who volleys it home

    3 baps Souare
    2 baps Wickham
    1 bap Ward

    1. Woy of the Wovers
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Why does the game finish with 15 minutes to play?

      1. Ayew Serious
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Where does it say that?

        1. Woy of the Wovers
          10 years, 10 months ago

          You only told the story up to that point; then handed out baps.

          1. Ayew Serious
            10 years, 10 months ago

            90+4'

            Massive brawl results in sendings off for every player apart from Souare

            1. Woy of the Wovers
              10 years, 10 months ago

              Now I feel you're making it up. What's move you've created an impossible scenario. Once the 9th player was sent off, game is over.

  15. RÏɠBY
    10 years, 10 months ago

    bolasie just gave up there.. not on fella not on at all

  16. ♤TeddyBear♤
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Can anyone recommend any good apps to download TV shows to an iPad on here? My old one stop working!!

  17. Weasel Boy
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Would you play Alli or Barkley this week?
    Thinking Alli against Newcastle

    1. Licious Lizard
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Alli.

      Barkley's returns are not sustainable imo (non-owner so biased)

      1. Weasel Boy
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Thanks
        LoL

  18. A.T
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Bring on Baines and Pienaar that should do it. Alright just Baines then.

  19. fijuhmon
    10 years, 10 months ago

    I still don't get how Kone managed to do hat-trick just a few weeks ago.

  20. Jay_
    10 years, 10 months ago

    It's the atmosphere at Goodison what is making this seem so boring, the game is pretty decent

    1. RÏɠBY
      10 years, 10 months ago

      my thoughts exactly.. maybe some people on hear need the aural stimulation 😉

      1. Sjaugen
        10 years, 10 months ago

        Liverpoolers are like gingers, no soul :p

  21. Gooner Kebab
    10 years, 10 months ago

    This looks like a game Naismith would come in and get a brace.

  22. Sjaugen
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Ward close, sort of

  23. blind faith
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Butland (whu)
    Bellerin (avl) Kolarov (SWA) Moreno (WBA)
    Barkley (nor) Ozil (avl) KDB (SWA) Mahrez (CHE)
    Ighalo (sun) Vardy (CHE) Lukaku (nor)

    Schmeichel (CHE) -- Coutinho (WBA) Dawson (liv) O'Shea (WAT)

    Good to go? Or does Coutinho need to be in my 11 somehow???
    I also have 1FT and 5.7itb if I am missing someone key!

  24. Jay_
    10 years, 10 months ago

    6"3+ Goalies that aren't man enough to come through smaller men and get protected by refs really annoy me

    1. King Kav. QC at law
      10 years, 10 months ago

      A foul is a foul irrespective of height. More skill and brains, less mindless barging please.

      1. Jay_
        10 years, 10 months ago

        There was no foul, he flapped a punch with his feet rooted to the ground

  25. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Barry playing rugby

    1. JØ
      10 years, 10 months ago

      So does Wickham

      1. Sjaugen
        10 years, 10 months ago

        At least he got booked

    2. Bolivian Seaman
      10 years, 10 months ago

      he wanted a yellow card, he doesn't feel right without one

  26. Gnu
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Ref obviously thought that Jedinak was just a fat b@stard.

    1. Zasa
      10 years, 10 months ago

      This is likely

    2. RÏɠBY
      10 years, 10 months ago

      or wearing a tent

  27. JK - Cønt ⭐
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Everton won;t score

    2 Everton attackers on the pitch, 2 Palace defenders on the bench

    1. Ayew Serious
      10 years, 10 months ago

      Nice Logic...

  28. Dukes of Hazard
    10 years, 10 months ago

    Gareth Barry is a weird one, I know he was a good player, I just can't remember it..

  29. UKG
    10 years, 10 months ago

    This is agony, how Barkley or Lukaku haven't scored yet....