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28 December 2015 2753 comments
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In a rare festive treat, there are a trio of early-evening fixtures for us to indulge in. All three harbour the potential to be barnstormers, but Manchester United’s home clash against Chelsea carries the most weight at the managerial level.

In the wake of the Red Devils’ three successive defeats and five matches without a win, Louis van Gaal is on the brink. Only West Ham United (one) tallied fewer goals than the Red Devils (two) over the last four Gameweeks, underlining their paucity of attacking threat. Conversely, Chelsea ranked second for shots inside the box (42) and joint-second for big chances (10), revealing their recent improvement.

Arsenal will be desperate to make amends for their St Mary’s nightmare when they play host to Bournemouth. Despite grabbing seven goals across the last four Gameweeks, the Gunners ranked fourth-bottom for attempts (40). Furthermore, only three teams shipped more goals (six) than Arsene Wenger’s troops. The Cherries, however, defended diligently across that stretch, conceding just two goals and five big chances.

West Ham are unbeaten in five matches heading into their home clash against Southampton. That being said, the Irons have also failed to secure three points since Gameweek 10 – a product of their attack carding just four goals during that period. The Saints wrong-footed everyone last Gameweek with an astounding victory over Arsenal, which bodes well for their attacking prospects against a Hammers back line that placed top for shots inside the box conceded (43) over the last four Gameweeks.

  1. Alittude
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ramsey to shaqiri or arny fit 4th mid?

    Also who the f to drop fit Aguero in 2 weeks out of Iggy kaku Kane?

    1. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      For*

    2. DickieRay the Dullard
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Arny is tempting.

    3. twoplustwo
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I've done it Rambo has been terrible

    4. HNI
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Lol rage transfer
      Relax Rambo (c) vs Newc

      1. Make United Great Again
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        form over fixtures

    5. southernpacific
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I'm doing to arnie

  2. Royal5
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Could Ozil's thumb sucking celebration hurt his baps?

    1. Alittude
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Babygotbaps

  3. BrockLanders
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Haven't had Ozil all season. Absolutely murdering me.

    Already changed it..

    1. Iceball
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      That hurts

    2. MattysFantasyFooty
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      How's that even possible that you've only just bought him?

  4. Iceball
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    54 with only Mahrez Vardy KDB to go. Ramsey captain fail. At 24k OR but big red arrow coming 🙁

    1. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Small red if a red at all

      1. MattysFantasyFooty
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        This may even see a small green..

    2. riskywhat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Had Ramsey captain aswell. Was Ozil until I saw the Captain Sensible article stats table

  5. Revival
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lol @ Antonio's goal and Carroll's haircut

  6. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Lucky Ozil captainers

    1. GAMBIT
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Unlucky, could have been much more!

    2. Acquafresca
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Chat sh!t get banged.

    3. Somalion
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Very lucky. Captaining one of the most consistent players in the league and one of the most talented is entirely about luck.

      1. Cebolinha
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        with a very favourable fixture. I must admit - i looked at my squad, could not decide so picked a name out of a hat and luckily for me it was Ozil. I did the same with Kane a few days ago.

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Phew, start playing the lotto my friend!

      2. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
        • 15 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Ah come on . I never heard of this Ozil . Do you even watch football brah ? 😉

        1. Somalion
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          One season wonder but worth it this season 😉

          1. Adam West - Team Serbia for…
            • 15 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            Him and Silva only assist the assister this is a weird season if you ask me 😉

            1. Somalion
              • 16 Years
              10 years, 1 month ago

              Pffft, Silva is muck anyway 😉

    4. Cebolinha
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I thank you.

    5. SANTACLAUS
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      LOL

  7. Giovanni Giorgio
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Gargatron stats

    Total captain score: 232
    Captain score if you had swapped all C / VC: 248
    Captain score as % of overall score: 26.07%
    Highest possible captain score: 475
    Captain score as % of your highest possible captain score: 48.84%
    Number of different captains: 12
    Most captained player: Aguero (6)

    Disgusting..........

    1. Zombie
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      What's disgusting there?

      Total captain score 202
      Captain score if you had swapped all C / VC 212
      Captain score as % of overall score 18.53%
      Highest possible captain score 561
      Captain score as % of your highest possible captain score 36.01%
      Most captained player Lukaku (4)

      that's mine!

      1. Giovanni Giorgio
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Well I'm happy I'm not alone then. Ouch ^

        1. Zombie
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          but I'm ranked 3.3K and hoping to go inside top 2K after tonight 😛

          1. Giovanni Giorgio
            • 12 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            No way. There is no way???? With those stats.

              1. Giovanni Giorgio
                • 12 Years
                10 years, 1 month ago

                Wow. Well done!

                1. Zombie
                  • 13 Years
                  10 years, 1 month ago

                  Thanks mate. Although been getting them captains a lot better in last 5-6 GWs (before it was down at 13% :O )

    2. Rake
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Link?

    3. F_Ivanovic
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Total captain score: 246
      Captain score if you had swapped all C / VC: 148
      Captain score as % of overall score: 28.28%
      Highest possible captain score: 491
      Captain score as % of your highest possible captain score: 50.10%
      Number of different captains: 14
      Most captained player: Lukaku (3)

  8. TheBusDriver
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Will United sack Van Gaal?

    1. KingNidge
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      yes

    2. The Orienteer - find me in …
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Maybe

    3. Cpt Crunch Scott talent
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      No

  9. davies
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Keep Hazard & Ramsey?

    1. Make United Great Again
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      lol

      1. davies
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        What

  10. krzys
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Why did I captain Ramsey ahead of Ozil and Lukaku? Last GW Mahrez ahead of KDB. It's a miracle I'm still in top 20k but not for long with those terrible captain decisions.

  11. Forza
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    23 points from 7 players.

    How?

    1. Giovanni Giorgio
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      One of those GW's I guess.
      Last week I had 28 in total so I don't feel that sorry for you..

      1. internal error
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Hahaha

      2. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I've had 'one of those GWs' about 15 times this season. I guess a lot of us are in the same boat but this just sucks. Even turning into a casual doesn't work.

    2. Rhinos
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ouch. I had over half my team booked. This season can't end quick enough

  12. Marv87
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Anyone know the average?

    1. Spike ⚽️
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      44

  13. southernpacific
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Ramsey to arnie?

    1. DickieRay the Dullard
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Not this week.

  14. tm245
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    That feeling when all of your attackers get returns so far while you captained Jordan Henderson.

  15. Rake
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    69 with Mahrez (c) and KdB

    Currently at 34k.

    Red or Green?

    1. Royal5
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Small grey

      1. Rake
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Happy with grey.

  16. Acquafresca
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    THEBUSDRIVER chatted sh!t and got banged.

    "Ozil won't score more than 3pts hahahaha"

  17. Saniul
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    I had 6 players playing today, and they will get 13, 13, 7, 8, 7, 3.

    Guess which one I captained. :/

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      At least you had the other 5

      Stop moaning

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        If I could give a million upvotes to one comment...

    2. Pards Against Humanity
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Humblebrag fail

  18. Live Lad
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Barkley to Arnie?

    1. Count_cooler
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      that's what I'm contemplating

  19. S.Kuqi
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    They crawl out only when having good score

  20. Mainoo Magic
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    My cup opponent has 64 after bps with mahrez to go and I have 48 after bps with kun(c), KDB, mahrez and kolarov. Who wins?

    1. Give The Todd Some Love
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Got to be you. A City goal and you should be alright

    2. Arvin-ation
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      You'll be on 58 points with just 2 points from each player. A goal + assist should see you through.

    3. Bunk Moreland
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Probably him.

    4. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Wait until tomorrow to find out

    5. F_Ivanovic
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Every time I've thought I had a sure win in my H2H league this year the last game screws me over. Worst was week 7 when West Brom played Everton and were 2-0 up. My opponent had (C) Benteke who didn't play and only had 10 players playing. But Lukaku's 16 points and Kone 4 won it for him. The next week he got 4 points..... total.

  21. LeicesterA
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Big red arrow tonight.

    A goal fest needed tomorrow with Mahrez, Vardy, KDB and Aguero (C) all up for me. Please!

  22. Gooner97
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    BAPS out in an hour?

  23. Lyonnais
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Need Kun to run riot tomorrow to rescue my GW.

    1. LeicesterA
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      This. I of course hope Vardy and Mahrez score one more goal than him though!

      4-3 to Leicester 🙂

  24. Champione
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Westwood > Arnautovic confirmed 😀

  25. mojoindojo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 1 month ago

    Wijnaldum to Ramsey, Walcott or someone else? Got 10.2 and have Ozil, Alli, KDB, Mahrez

  26. Jay_
      10 years, 1 month ago

      11 baps to come with no captain played, Ramsey the only blanker in my team, still below average top 10k though

    • internal error
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Ozil did so well with the armband that im feeling generous. I shall allow Kun to score 1 goal

      1. Somalion
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        I won't.

        1. internal error
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 1 month ago

          Hmmm. With your arnie pick, the fantasy gods will prob side with you

          1. Somalion
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 1 month ago

            They'd better! 👿

    • Tim Canterbury
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      Moreno KDB Coutinho & Mahrez still to come. Could be second highest score of the season for me after 126 gw8

    • Uppercut Panda - A legend i…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      I think tonight is the night I finally crack top 100k. from the depressing depths of 2m i still go marching on.

    • Pumpkinhead - I'm ITK …
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 1 month ago

      76 points finally a bit of good luck..all ruined by that boggly eyed tw*t and all my bench plus kos dropped. . I'll take the positives.

      What's the average anyone? Green arrow surely

      1. *sigh*
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 1 month ago

        Should be good but theres a lot riding on Leicester v City tommorrow