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3 February 2016 2698 comments
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Gameweek 24 delivers two final rolls of the dice before we retrain our sights on the weekend’s action. Everton cross swords with Newcastle United as they strive to card their first victory in six outings, whilst in the other 7.45 pm kick-off, Watford host a Chelsea outfit that’s not tasted defeat since Gameweek 16.

The Toffees’ attack flattered to deceive over the previous four Gameweeks, ranking joint-second-bottom for shots on target (11) and recording the second-worst shot accuracy (22.9%). Those Fantasy managers who’ve sourced attacking assets from Newcastle will certainly draw encouragement from the fact that no team has shipped more goals at home (22) than Everton. On that note, the Magpies placed top for shots inside the box (44) and second for shots on target (24) between Gameweeks 20-23, which bodes well for their trip to Goodison Park.

Chelsea are a different proposition under Guus Hiddink’s reign, as evidenced by the fact they charted joint-top for goals (nine) and big chances (nine) over the previous four Gameweeks. Furthermore, only three teams surpassed their haul of accurate attempts (18) across that stretch. Having ended a four-match losing streak with a win over Newcastle in the previous round of fixtures, the Hornets will look to improve their threat in the final third, given that they’ve registered the joint-second-fewest goals (three) and shots inside the box (20) over Gameweek 20-23.

  1. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Baines dropped?!

    Sod it in getting rid

  2. 1
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Don't do this Rom

  3. Venom Snake
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Lukaku is the size of a truck, and he wants us to believe that little knee broke his back?

    1. RubeRx
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      a knee to your lower back is so painful, remember Neymar in the WC? he fractured it

      1. Venom Snake
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Did you see the challenge? It barely rubbed him

        1. RubeRx
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          no missed it was it weak?

  4. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Wish me luck. I'm on my way to the bank for a meeting that will change my life forever.
    I'm so nervous, I can't even get this balaclava over my head.

    1. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Planning a robbery?

      Keep some swag for me.

      Good luck.

    2. The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Hehe.

    3. Firminooooo
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Dont introduce yourself as Mr Mad Beer.

  5. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Lukaku died

  6. Hakuna Juan Mata
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Need Lukaku, Wijnaldum, and Ighalo to blank to beat my H2H rival lol....

    1. ry ry
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      wijnaldum always blanks away.

      lukkaku looks dead.

      ighalo looks lively tho.

  7. RubeRx
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    I fully expect Ighalo to punish me for benching him..

    Make sure its a proper spanking Odion, score a brace or hat trick ..

    1. The Red Devil
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Amen to that!

    2. ILOVEBAPS
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Yes please! Can't see it though. Expecting a Chelsea CS actually.

      1. RubeRx
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        just saw your team, so many bench points noooooooo 😥

        1. ILOVEBAPS
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Yeah. Forster & Bertrand 🙁

  8. Scotty B
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Wouldn't read too much into Baines being on the bench tonight so is Delefeou and Kone who usually start.

  9. ⭐ Bemba_Da ⭐
    • 15 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Lukaku down

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      pussie
      some of these footballers need to play rugby for a season.. just to man up

  10. The Wise Owl
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Shocked, devastated and deeply saddened to hear Sir Terry has passed away.

    I had Bruce Forsyth in the sweepstake.

    1. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Wow

    2. Gnu
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Ouch (again)

    3. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      giliham?

    4. TorresMagic™
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      These aren't getting funnier.

      1. The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        It's OK, I'm done now.

        1. mad_beer ✅
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          🙁

    5. Business Cat
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Maybe your haircut should be the style of the Togmeister, in commemoration?

    6. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Give it a rest.

      1. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Always meant to ask... do you have a sister?

        1. Clump
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          She's my brother.

          1. Gnu
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            Beautiful hands & fingers.... all 12 of them. 🙂

  11. Hakuna Juan Mata
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Lukaku being subbed off?

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Yep

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Coming back on now

    2. super zlatan
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      No

    3. Forza
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Maybe

      1. Jafooli
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Broadband?

    4. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Maybe

      1. Forza
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Dial up?

        1. Zombie
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          may be

  12. HRISTO STOICHKOV
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Who should I bench C) Cech BOU(A) or B) Butland EVE (H)

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      new striker coming in for everton.. new striker for bees.. cech mate

  13. Garlana
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Chance that baines will come on? I want him to stay on the bench, got Daniels waiting to take his place

  14. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Paddy goes into a bar and says how much for a pint the bar man says £3 a pint £7 a pitcher paddy says I'll just take a pint doesn't matter about the photo.

    1. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      😀

  15. TorresMagic™
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Scoutcast tonight 🙂

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      martial and rooney ship jumpers 😉

  16. Greenbackbøøg…
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Lukaku back on

  17. Cocky Spaniel Alves
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    I'm having the worst ever fpl season. Nothing is going right for me this year.

    Please help me get back some dignity?

    Butland Hennessey
    Dier Dawson Moreno Ward Smith
    Sanchez Payet Mahrez Alli Barkley
    Kun Lukaku Giroud

    2 FT 0,2 ITB

    A) Giroud & Payet > Kane & Sigurdsson
    B) Giroud & Payet > Vardy & Silva
    C) Giroud & Moreno > Kane & Simpson/Rangel
    D) Giroud & Barkley > Vardy & Firmino

    1. Bazzalona
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      a lot of people would be over the moon with your ranking lol

      1. Iceball
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        wow, last year nr. 15 overall

        1. Cocky Spaniel Alves
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Yeah. That was a bit surreal 🙂

  18. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Goodison park is a ghost town.

    1. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      *tumnleweeds on the dancefloor*

    2. Jafooli
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Ah not again, was like this last week and the performance matched.....

      1. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        It's a crap match. I switched over to Chelsea.

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Last week was probably the most frustrating game I've watched....no urgency and need Luk & Bark to really turn up.

          Sounds like deja vu....

  19. Twisted Saltergater
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Crikey. Triple on the top team looks a no-brainer!

    http://members.fantasyfootballscout.co.uk/my-stats-tables/view/11463/

    1. Greenbackbøøg…
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Page not found

      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Ah, I hadn't shared it. Sorted now, thanks.

        1. Greenbackbøøg…
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          They tend to implode around this time don't they

          1. Twisted Saltergater
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 16 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            Yeah, but that's when they had a soft centre. Plenty of energy in their team, just need to keep you-know-who fit.

    2. Whats the Huth
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I have two attackers in that team. Staying that way

      1. ry ry
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        so arsenal then?

  20. You've got red on you.
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 6 days ago

    Repost:

    For me to be able to get Sanchez, Ivanovic and Kosc into my team I need to downgrade either Lukaku or Kane to Ighalo.

    Which one?

    a) Kane

    b) Lukaku

    1. Ohhhhh Gary Macca!
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Ask after the game..

    2. RÏɠBY
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      wait for the end of the game but lukaku to a diff might be a good idea

    3. thunder_mike
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I am thinking Lukaku, Kane is ticking away consistently now.

  21. Worzel Gummidge
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Don't care about Lukaku. He is getting dropped for Vardy tonight.

      1. Pennywise
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Did that same move myself, last night...

    • England's Number 1
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Ross and Rom, you are playing for your places.

      https://t.co/M7gNT6j2X2

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        t.co is normally bad

    • Piggs Boson
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Watford 0-0 Chelsea would get me 3 CSs! Not gonna happen 🙂

      1. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        1-1 in both games, please 🙂

    • Del Monte
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      PSG are 22 points ahead of Monaco!! :O

      1. Bubz
        • 12 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        21 with a game in hand (being played now)

        1. juggos
          • 13 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Correction 24 pts cuz they already scored

    • The Wise Owl
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      I think I want a job cleaning mirrors.
      It's something I could really see myself doing.

      1. Greenbackbøøg…
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        These are just terrible

      2. mad_beer ✅
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        These are awesome!

      3. Business Cat
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Unless you're a vampire

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          shush you

          1. Business Cat
            • Fantasy Football Scout Member
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            ...or blind

      4. Piggs Boson
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Two owls were playing FPL. One owl said ” Two Hits?”.
        The other owl said “Two hits to who?”

        1. Jafooli
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          😀

      5. RÏɠBY
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        but owls are the vampires of the ornithology world...

      6. Gnu
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        * frantically checks all the drawers for revolver*

        😆 only kidding.

        1. RÏɠBY
          • 14 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          fight back with your own xmas cracker jokes

    • Danstoke82
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      Baines >

      A) Kosc
      B) Azpi

      1. Whats the Huth
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Saints?

      2. Twisted Saltergater
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Cresswell?

      3. ILOVEBAPS
        • 13 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        A. I am of the opinion Ars have tough fixtures for attackers so their defence will need to be on song over the next few GWs

    • Hybrid.power
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 15 Years
      10 years, 6 days ago

      If theres any justice in the world, Baines will stay on the bench

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Fantasy Football Scout Member
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 16 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        He deserves an appearance given his price.

    • Jay_
        10 years, 6 days ago

        What do you call a Russian with 3 balls ?

        Ujanika Bolokov

        1. Forza
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Have you heard about the new Russian sprinter who's faster than Usain Bolt? His name is Igo Zoominov.

      • The Wise Owl
        • 10 Years
        10 years, 6 days ago

        Imagine my joy when I was getting out the Christmas decorations and found a present I forgot to give my kids last year. Their excited faces were a picture as they unwrapped it and opened the box.
        Such a pity it was a puppy

        1. TorresMagic™
          • Fantasy Football Scout Member
          • Has Moderation Rights
          • 16 Years
          10 years, 6 days ago

          Thought you were done.

          1. The Wise Owl
            • 10 Years
            10 years, 6 days ago

            Couldn't help it, it's like a disease!