Dugout Discussion
19 April 2016 1260 comments
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Tuesday evening serves up a solitary fixture as Gameweek 34 moves into the fourth of a marathon six-day stretch. Newcastle gave their survival bid a real shot in the arm with a vital 3-0 home win over Swansea on Saturday but face a tough task at St James’ against a City side that have scored seven times in their previous couple of road trips.

The visitors arrive in sparkling form after a Sergio Aguero hat-trick swept aside Chelsea at the Bridge in the first of their two Gameweek 34 fixtures. Over their respective last four matches, Manuel Pellegrini’s men sit joint-top with Arsenal for attempts inside the box (47) and have found the net on nine occasions. Considering that their hosts have conceded 37 shots inside the box over that period – a tally worse than only two other sides, United and West Ham with 40 apiece – and City’s prospects of more goals seems likely.

Newcastle have scored seven times in their last four, though have been boosted by a goal conversion rate of 14.9% during that time frame – only Arsenal (16.1%) have been more clinical. A total of 27 efforts inside the penalty area fares poorly when compared to this evening’s opponents, though. Indeed, bearing in mind that City have the second-most resilient defence for efforts conceded in the box (20 to Tottenham’s 19), Newcastle may well have their work cut out to deliver another precious three points.

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  1. Declan
    • 16 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Cmon KDB!

  2. VS10_
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Either KDB's first away haul or Darlow 10+ pointer, please.

    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Fat Spanish waiter,
    You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
    Fat Spanish waiter,
    You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
    Fat Spanish waiter,
    You're just a fat Spanish waiter,
    Fat Spanish waiter,
    You're just a fat Spanish waiter.....

    1. mojoindojo
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You forgot "effing"

  3. Think
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    No mitrovic

    1. Think
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      ?

      1. TorresMagic™
        • Has Moderation Rights
        • 17 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Bench like normal.

  4. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    is mitro on the bench again?

    1. Clump
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Yup 🙁

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        sigh.............what a week

        1. Clump
          • 11 Years
          10 years, 2 months ago

          Not to worry. He'll make an impact off the bench.

          1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
            • 14 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            hmm think ill want my city cleanie by the time he comes on

          2. Think
            • 11 Years
            10 years, 2 months ago

            Hope so

  5. Clump
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Teddies Thrown out of the Pram Cup:
    Which poster hits meltdown first?

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Just need an Aguero injury to see the whole site.

      1. Clump
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        🙂

  6. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    After this GW I have a feeling my 3.5 hour drive home through the middle of Wales on Friday will be a long one.

  7. Mílanista
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    So, Kompany to get a rest at the weekend, giving Mangala another start 😎

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      hi5 milanista at least i got something right this weeek

  8. Colonel Shoe 肝池
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    mitro to kane is the easiest transfer ever...............oh wait 🙁

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mitro to Long.

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        aye could do that

    2. Hanked
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Coutinho -> Alli
      Mitrovic -> Kane

      Net loss of about 2m and 30 odd points. You win some, you lose some, time to make good for the rest of the season

      1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        i have firmino and i want to keep him

        need to find a lot of cash lol

  9. Piggs Boson
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero rested 😯

    Never, ever, happens. Just comes off earlier.

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      where!

  10. Ayew Serious
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    All the pictures for dugout discussions have been to troll us. This, the most frustrating

  11. Think
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    No kun in week 35

  12. Les Bleus
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    I hope Newcastle get absolutely destroyed in the first 45 minutes.

    1. Think
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Mitro owner ?

      1. Les Bleus
        • 14 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Of course.

  13. mojoindojo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero blank and KDB haul please.

  14. Mr. Blonde
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    And everyone warned me and others off Mangala - what a player!!

    1. Hanked
      • 13 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      He has been my one pleasant surprise. Thought he was my biggest risk.

  15. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    KDB brace and a Darlow peno save thankyou please

    1. Sjaugen
      • 10 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      It's like you read my mind

    2. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      This.

      And Mitrovic last 10 minutes brace.

  16. Sjaugen
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    TV also have kdb in the #10

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      TV follow twitter.

  17. Jaffalicious! #SomosCubanos
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    KDB in the hole! 😉

    1. Your Mum's Athletic
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      giggity

  18. Mark
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • Has Moderation Rights
    • 19 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Time for the Kane/Ali/Toby gloaters to feel the fear....that Darlow penalty save is inevitable.

    1. Colonel Shoe 肝池
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      i bet theyre shaking in their boots 😉

    2. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Toby's got nothing on Manga.

  19. Your Mum's Athletic
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Let's go KDB and Kun

  20. Kered
    • Fantasy Football Scout Member
    • 10 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Theory for Rafas benching decision.

    Cplay defensively until pelle subs his main players to rest them. Than puts on his strong attackers to end the game off strong..

    Just a thought anyway.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Pelle won't rest his players if they're not winning.

  21. Lateriser 12
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Good luck GB. See you in a bit.

  22. jackluhg
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who do we reckon is more likely to start in GW35, Milner or Coutinho?

    1. Think
      • 11 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Both

  23. Lyonnais
    • 13 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    C'mon Andros!

  24. mad_beer ✅
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Is Kompany hurt yet? Please.

    1. TorresMagic™
      • Has Moderation Rights
      • 17 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Calm down

  25. Think
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Who will stay up? Toons or Black cats ?

    1. Declan
      • 16 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Toon

    2. Bubz
      • 12 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      Sunderland

      1. Think
        • 11 Years
        10 years, 2 months ago

        Tight battle

  26. Jafooli
    • 14 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Hold Darlow, hold.

    1. Mílanista
      • Fantasy Football Scout Member
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      😀

  27. Danstoke82
    • 11 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Aguero scored yet?

  28. Bubz
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    Oh my god Navas, you never fail to amaze me with how sh*t you are

  29. mojoindojo
    • 12 Years
    10 years, 2 months ago

    So this is how it will unfold...

    1. KDB goes berserk and scores hattie in first 15 minutes.
    2. With a 3-0 lead Kun is withdrawn to keep him fresh for CL. Kun points today: 1
    3. Waiter brings in Mitrovic at 30 min mark since Perez and Cisse are obviously playing sheet.
    4. Mitrovic reward waiter with a more than generous tip: scores 3 goals in space of 5 minutes to better KDB.
    5. KDB and Mitrovic tied on 59 bps each and claim maximum 3 bonus points.

    1. Les Bleus
      • 14 Years
      10 years, 2 months ago

      You forgot the Darlow penalty save in the first 10 minutes from Kun.